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CORPSE FEMALE
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:38:00 - [1]
 

I was expecting some wealthy clients so I stripped down right away.

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I noticed that my *things* were like milk jugs...

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This client had some... unusual requests, so I got into the leopard makeup and waited for him at the door.

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After the client left several hours later, I started trying to scrub the stuff off, but somehow I must have triggered a chemical reaction!

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Things got steadily WORSE and WORSE!

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I even started having hallucinations!

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Eventually it got so bad my hair came right off!

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There it is! My hair! It keeps wiggling! I have to kill it! I have to- *static*

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Maruyama Naomi
The 8th Order
Mean Coalition
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:40:00 - [2]
 


Discrodia
Gallente
Symbiosis International
Moose Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:41:00 - [3]
 

Oh my god I'm dying over here....

Implying Implications
Minmatar
Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:42:00 - [4]
 

Shocked

sixfortyk
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:43:00 - [5]
 

this post should be sticky

Valei Khurelem
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:44:00 - [6]
 

CCP has just revealed your true nature, you're all transvestites RL with wigs on.

Flesh Slurper
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:45:00 - [7]
 

+1000 ROFLMAO

Sasquatchin
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:46:00 - [8]
 

Hahaha, thanks for a great laugh!

Zeta Kalin
Large Rodent Hunters
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:49:00 - [9]
 

This needs to stays on top!

Razin
The xDEATHx Squadron
Legion of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:49:00 - [10]
 

I say, how immersive.

flapie 2
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:52:00 - [11]
 

bumping, altho with this title that feels wierd to say Twisted Evil

dibblebill
Danneskjold Heavy Industries
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:57:00 - [12]
 

All I can say is... Wat.

Esna Pitoojee
Amarr
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:58:00 - [13]
 

This thread has given me the best laugh out of Incarna yet. Laughing

Alternate Poster
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:58:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: sixfortyk
this post should be sticky


That's disgusting!

Nikita Alterana
Kumiho's Smile
Posted - 2011.06.22 02:59:00 - [15]
 

I endorse this product and or service.

Kewso
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:01:00 - [16]
 

if you read your +x implants they can have side effects

Ghoest
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:01:00 - [17]
 

real lolz

Frau Klaps
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:02:00 - [18]
 

This is the only good thing to have come out of this patch Laughing

Thanks for the laugh on what is otherwise a completely disasterous day for New Eden Embarassed

Zleon Leigh
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:03:00 - [19]
 

+1 Thanks for activating the CQ camera for the candid shots...


lolololo

Unoriginality
Gallente
Unoriginal Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:04:00 - [20]
 

Lololololololol.
That is all.

Brujo Loco
Amarr
Brujeria Teologica
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:07:00 - [21]
 

YOUR MONOCLE!!! CAN I HAZZ???? aarghhh EEEWWW WTH ...

You suffering from acute multiphasic photonic syndrome, well known for the first documented case in W-Space when some capsuleers began inquiries into the reproductive methods of the Sleepers.

I'd reccomend you wash off throughly and go into space.

Also LOL!!!

Brujo Loco
Amarr
Brujeria Teologica
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:10:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Frau Klaps
This is the only good thing to have come out of this patch Laughing

Thanks for the laugh on what is otherwise a completely disasterous day for New Eden Embarassed



WTH, when did you get a name change????????????????

Neolithic Man
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:17:00 - [23]
 

Shocked

Azahni Vah'nos
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:19:00 - [24]
 

I lol'd ... is this going to be a series?

aetherguy881
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:25:00 - [25]
 

Fap fap fap...

Wait what?

*shrugs

Fap fap fap...

You know you're all doing it! Each time you do Hilmar get another chance to hit the "Fix the Bugs" button

Frau Klaps
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:32:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Brujo Loco
WTH, when did you get a name change????????????????


It's a secret (would be discussing moderation), but this thread needs a bump.

Jerry Pepridge
Posted - 2011.06.22 03:35:00 - [27]
 

OP IS A GOD.

BUMPING WITH PRIDE

Sahara
Posted - 2011.06.22 04:12:00 - [28]
 

lol

Brujo Loco
Amarr
Brujeria Teologica
Posted - 2011.06.22 04:17:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Frau Klaps
Originally by: Brujo Loco
WTH, when did you get a name change????????????????


It's a secret (would be discussing moderation), but this thread needs a bump.


Awwwww, well, at least now we can travel to Parallel Dimensions using CQ, that about a neat bonus! NOT!

Liang Nuren
Posted - 2011.06.22 04:26:00 - [30]
 

Laughing


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