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Scouting Party
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:10:00 - [91]
 

I personally have 3 male and 6 female characters. I have a nice healthy mix of genders.

Two girls for every boy! Just like it always should be Wink

Flette
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:12:00 - [92]
 

Edited by: Flette on 21/06/2011 16:35:19
Edited by: Flette on 21/06/2011 16:33:07
Edited by: Flette on 21/06/2011 16:32:25
Edited by: Flette on 21/06/2011 16:12:23
So, here he is...er was.

http://www.thonky.com/eve-online-guide/character-portrait-retrieval-tool.php

Old Character Portraits


You do have to manually type in his name, Johnson Scythe.

I like his old portrait. It sorta looks like he just inhaled a fly or something.

Enjoy.

And yes I spent some time on this avatar as well.

Erichk Knaar
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:18:00 - [93]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe


Todays patch heralds the forced removal of our rights not to particiapate in incarna as promised by CCP throughout the years.


You don't have rights in a video game. The only one is your right not to play it. Other than that, you get what the developers give you.

Kids these days.

Ray Tucker
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:23:00 - [94]
 

there, there, I'm sure for paltry sum in Aurum you can have a paper bag to put over that face you don't wantLaughing

Redblade
Reikoku
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:30:00 - [95]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
double breasted ... suitibale make up ... pervert ... cleavage ... shiny ass ... touching yourself ... deviants ... RUBBER SUIT ... tight toned bodies ... natural body shapes ... freaky virtual women ... big breasted ... saggy breasts ... barbie dolls [/u]


Come on big boy, keep 'em coming now I'm getting close here ...

Miso Hawnee
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:32:00 - [96]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe

a) different sexuality is normal + different body sizes is normal

or

b) different body sizes are disgusting + different sexuality's are disgusting

Go hand in hand. Its all about the hatred of people different from yourself.




Why do you hate an avatar with the body of a kick boxer and **** like Mae West?

Some people do work very hard to have a certain physique. Hours in the gym, running and very selective nutritional intake.

Not having avatars that can be modeled into a fat slob that spends more time sitting in a computer chair than moving isn't hate. The artists selected the most appealing body type (supermodel exquisite / perfectly toned).

Why don't you go ***** about Greek Sculpture while you are sperging?

Haran Tyrus
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:36:00 - [97]
 

Edited by: Haran Tyrus on 21/06/2011 16:38:27
Originally by: Johnson Scythe

Todays patch heralds the forced removal of our rights not to particiapate in incarna as promised by CCP throughout the years.


Wrong. So wrong.

You can stop paying and/or just not log in. Nobody is forcing you to, and so your "rights" are not infringed upon in any way. This is of course unless you are a real-life RMT slave, but if that were true I doubt you'd have permission to be mucking up the forums with your opinions.

End thread already!

Anikadir
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd
Ferguson Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:40:00 - [98]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Deviana Sevidon
Originally by: Johnson Scythe


As for you men with female toons, you disgust me




Proud to be male in RL, and confident enough in my heterosexuality, but I still prefer female characters over males and I certainly prefer looking at a females behind, even when it is made only of pixels. Yes, I am that shallow and possibly sexist.


I can barely bring myself to reply to you. You repulse me.

Prior to this, I thought men playing women toons were disgustingly effeminate and showed some sort of subconscious desire to be a woman.

Now I find there is a sub strata of pervert. Filthy men who choose a woman avatar as they get erotic thrills from watching some little dolly rotating around, they desperately spin the camera to try to get a peek of their own cleavage.

You realise some rotund bearded man at CCP was picking his nose and slapping his beer belly whilst coding that shiny ass effect you are becoming aroused by?

Heaven help us if you are locked in Toys R Us overnight.

Repulsive, I am considering leaving eve rather then risk one of you freaks following my avatar around touching yourself.


I LOL'd. And I agree with OP for the most part, even if he's just trolling.

Nimbat
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:47:00 - [99]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe


You realise some rotund bearded man at CCP was picking his nose AND slapping his beer belly whilst coding that shiny ass effect you are becoming aroused by?




Did he pick his nose and slap his belly with the same hand simultaneously, and code by banging his head on the keyboard?

I knew I should've trained multitasking V. Damnit!

fake-edit: i also need to train witty jokes to 1.


Cassidy Dee
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:57:00 - [100]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 21/06/2011 13:57:37
The justification for playing a woman toon was "but I still prefer female characters over males and I certainly prefer looking at a females behind, even when it is made only of pixels."

These deviants do not choose a female because "they want to make things as different as possible" from their real life. They self confessedly chose a female because they want to look at THEIR OWN SHINY ASS IN A RUBBER SUIT.

What is more many of these people will be PAYING REAL MONEY to buy said shiny rubber suits, and more besides. Lacy, silky, satiny things. Zips and buttons and clasps. Draping these things over their impossibly tight toned bodies in the privacy of their captains quarters where noone can find them.

Let me also point out the size and shapes available for the female toons are unrepresentative of the natural body shapes of the majority of women. Obviously coded by a man, they further push unnatural body goals onto women,creating self hatred and risk fostering the seeds of eating disorders.


It is a commonly known paradigm that those most vocally anti-gay are likely to turn out as ashamed gay men. There are literally hundreds of examples of anti gay leaders, vocal anti gay advocists, christian devout that are uncovered gay.

Anything you want to tell us here buddy?

Adacia Calla
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:04:00 - [101]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 21/06/2011 13:57:37
Originally by: Tomasa de Torquemada
...

And about the whole men playing female avatars... I know a couple of Females who play male avatars!!

Sometimes it not a sexual thing at all, some people use gaming to escape from real life, so they will want to make things as different as possible, and one way to do that is to be the opposite sex in game, like some fantasy games you can be a different race, like elf or dwarf, I bet you the number of non-human race types are higher... does that mean they like sex with animals/aliens? according to your logic, they do!
.


The justification for playing a woman toon was "but I still prefer female characters over males and I certainly prefer looking at a females behind, even when it is made only of pixels."

These deviants do not choose a female because "they want to make things as different as possible" from their real life. They self confessedly chose a female because they want to look at THEIR OWN SHINY ASS IN A RUBBER SUIT.

What is more many of these people will be PAYING REAL MONEY to buy said shiny rubber suits, and more besides. Lacy, silky, satiny things. Zips and buttons and clasps. Draping these things over their impossibly tight toned bodies in the privacy of their captains quarters where noone can find them.

Let me also point out the size and shapes available for the female toons are unrepresentative of the natural body shapes of the majority of women. Obviously coded by a man, they further push unnatural body goals onto women,creating self hatred and risk fostering the seeds of eating disorders.

If you're so offended by, what seems to be everything, why are you still here?

Kira Phyrexia
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:04:00 - [102]
 

Edited by: Kira Phyrexia on 21/06/2011 17:05:12
Choose following option

1. Epic Troll

2. Prefers looking at male avatars on the basis that:
a) He is gay
b) She is straight

3. Is not confident with his or her looks and having beautiful avatars makes him/her feel inferior

4. Mixture of all




Johnson Scythe
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:07:00 - [103]
 

Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 21/06/2011 17:11:45
Originally by: Cassidy Dee
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 21/06/2011 13:57:37
The justification for playing a woman toon was "but I still prefer female characters over males and I certainly prefer looking at a females behind, even when it is made only of pixels."

These deviants do not choose a female because "they want to make things as different as possible" from their real life. They self confessedly chose a female because they want to look at THEIR OWN SHINY ASS IN A RUBBER SUIT.

What is more many of these people will be PAYING REAL MONEY to buy said shiny rubber suits, and more besides. Lacy, silky, satiny things. Zips and buttons and clasps. Draping these things over their impossibly tight toned bodies in the privacy of their captains quarters where noone can find them.

Let me also point out the size and shapes available for the female toons are unrepresentative of the natural body shapes of the majority of women. Obviously coded by a man, they further push unnatural body goals onto women,creating self hatred and risk fostering the seeds of eating disorders.


It is a commonly known paradigm that those most vocally anti-gay are likely to turn out as ashamed gay men. There are literally hundreds of examples of anti gay leaders, vocal anti gay advocists, christian devout that are uncovered gay.

Anything you want to tell us here buddy?


LITERALLY HUNDREDS!!!!!

I am not pounding on homosexuals, I am not sure where you got this impression.

Following someone twisted argument earlier, surely a gay man would actually chose a male avatar so he would not have to stare at a woman ass all day. So me complaining about men who have female avatars would ergo be anti heterosexual, not anti homosexual.

Absolute nonsense of course, as are most if not all of the arguments people have put forward to try to take me on in this thread, including yours.

I am pounding on:

CCP
Stupid People
Pixel Perverts
Anti Fattys/Uglies
Hypocrits
Haters
Money Grabbers
People who push unnatural body shapes as perfection to our young women (and men as someone pointed out)
and last but not least Facers.

Redblade
Reikoku
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:18:00 - [104]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe

Stuff



To little to late, became flaccid while waiting.

Valei Khurelem
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:20:00 - [105]
 

This was clearly a troll and you idiots fell for it.

Deviana Sevidon
Gallente
Panta-Rhei
Butterfly Effect Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:36:00 - [106]
 

Quote:
I can barely bring myself to reply to you. You repulse me. Prior to this, I thought men playing women toons were disgustingly effeminate and showed some sort of subconscious desire to be a woman. Now I find there is a sub strata of pervert. Filthy men who choose a woman avatar as they get erotic thrills from watching some little dolly rotating around, they desperately spin the camera to try to get a peek of their own cleavage. You realise some rotund bearded man at CCP was picking his nose and slapping his beer belly whilst coding that shiny ass effect you are becoming aroused by? Heaven help us if you are locked in Toys R Us overnight. Repulsive, I am considering leaving eve rather then risk one of you freaks following my avatar around touching yourself.


Great reply. Laughing

No, I am not touching myself when I watching Devi's rear, there are things out of game, that are far more effective. Razz It is also interesting, that you avoid using the word ************, which by itself is nothing wrong, both men and women do this from time to time.

We are making progress here, I think you have problems coming to terms with your own sexuality.

Scarlet des Loupes
Gallente
University of Caille
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:39:00 - [107]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe

I am pounding on:

CCP
Stupid People
Pixel Perverts
Anti Fattys/Uglies
Hypocrits
Haters
Money Grabbers
People who push unnatural body shapes as perfection to our young women (and men as someone pointed out)
and last but not least Facers.

Is there any categories of people left that you do tolerate? Confused

Taowulf Casternavas
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:40:00 - [108]
 

Originally by: Deviana Sevidon
Originally by: Johnson Scythe


As for you men with female toons, you disgust me




Proud to be male in RL, and confident enough in my heterosexuality, but I still prefer female characters over males and I certainly prefer looking at a females behind, even when it is made only of pixels. Yes, I am that shallow and possibly sexist.


It is the ones that PRETEND they are actually women that disturb me. I too prefer to look at fake chicks rather than fake men. But I freely acknowledge that I am male when the situation warrants.

Viva la GIRL.

Johnson Scythe
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:41:00 - [109]
 

Originally by: Deviana Sevidon

Great reply. LaughingIt is also interesting, that you avoid using the word ************, which by itself is nothing wrong, both men and women do this from time to time.


Both men and women avoid the word? Or both men and women **********?

I avoid the word ************ because the forum censor script does not avoid the word ************

My avoidance of transgressing forum rules in no way lends credence to speculation about my sexuality.

Johnson Scythe
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:44:00 - [110]
 

Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 21/06/2011 17:46:28
Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 21/06/2011 17:44:55
Originally by: Scarlet des Loupes
Originally by: Johnson Scythe

I am pounding on:

CCP
Stupid People
Pixel Perverts
Anti Fattys/Uglies
Hypocrits
Haters
Money Grabbers
People who push unnatural body shapes as perfection to our young women (and men as someone pointed out)
and last but not least Facers.

Is there any categories of people left that you do tolerate? Confused



Yes.

Loving, intelligent, non hypocrites, with a proportional desire for currency, who understand we are all born in different shaped bodys, do not gain sexual gratification from a made up womans jiggling bottom in a red rubber suit, who do not push extreme body shapes as the norm to our youngsters in pursuit of currency, who do not work at CCP and have chose not to create an avatar thusfar in the game of eve.

Not only do I tolerate them, I embrace them as interconnected brothers and sisters.

Apollo Gabriel
Mercatoris
Etherium Cartel
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:46:00 - [111]
 

hit random, submit, capture, done.

STFU

Rose Hips
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:50:00 - [112]
 

Originally by: Scarlet des Loupes

Is there any categories of people left that you do tolerate? Confused



I'm guessing Republicans and/or Tea Party people.


*** Seriously ***

I've played many MMO over the years, and "gender conformance" is a norm in many of the those games. Most of them because the age demographic is much lower then the adult oriented intellect of EVE.

I've actually found that there is no "gender conformance" enforced by eve players. In hard core Alliances, I often giggle when the Avatar known as "Mistress Lovely" (made up name) comes on Ventrillo with a harsh male command voice.

It does not bother the adults, (made of males and females) that are earning hard core kills. I like that about EVE, that it is not so immature-ish like the OP (regardless of actual age) providing such LULZ for this delivering thread.

Right wing bible belt thumper playing Important Internet Spaceship Game. hahahha

Palovana
Caldari
Inner Fire Inc.
Posted - 2011.06.21 17:57:00 - [113]
 

Originally by: Scouting Party
I personally have 3 male and 6 female characters. I have a nice healthy mix of genders.

Two girls for every boy! Just like it always should be Wink


I also have two female alts, and a strange urge to listen to '60s surf music on the drive home.

Vaal ven'Deelin
Posted - 2011.06.21 18:05:00 - [114]
 

NAVIGATOR, Activate the Thread-De-Railment engine on the DOUBLE!

STOUT SHAKO FOR TWO REFINED.

Jennifer Starling
Imperial Navy Forum Patrol
Posted - 2011.06.21 18:10:00 - [115]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Scarlet des Loupes
Is there any categories of people left that you do tolerate?

Yes.

Loving, intelligent, non hypocrites, with a proportional desire for currency, who understand we are all born in different shaped bodys, do not gain sexual gratification from a made up womans jiggling bottom in a red rubber suit, who do not push extreme body shapes as the norm to our youngsters in pursuit of currency, who do not work at CCP and have chose not to create an avatar thusfar in the game of eve.

Not only do I tolerate them, I embrace them as interconnected brothers and sisters.

To be honest I don't really see how this has anything to do with not creating a new portrait.

MisterNick
Gallente
The Sagan Clan
Pax Romana Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.21 18:16:00 - [116]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Absolute nonsense of course


Well at least that part's accurate.

Entertaining troll thread, despite how obvious the obvious troll is. And speaking of more accurate avatars, when they give us proper long hair for males rather than these dreads, i'll take it as this one is modeled loosely on myself.

My female alt is not Razz

Usagi Tsukino
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.06.21 18:40:00 - [117]
 

My first EVE character was a guy, but he was a miner and I was like 'this is boring as hell.' I decided to make a combat character and was scrolling through the various character images (and this was old ports, FYI) and originally I saw a blonde Civire girl with freaking buns on her head that looked almost identical to:

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Being the insane nerd that I am, I 'trolololol'd' and made her, and named her after the character.

Had I ANY clue that I would fall in love with this god forsaken game and be here nearly eight years later, with so much time invested in her, I might have rethought things.

But I can honestly say, with the head and shoulders picture of her, Usagi's ass didn't even cross my mind when I created this character.

(Of course now... Well, I'm not going to make her 'unattractive'... It's a moot issue anyway considering you don't see her because I play EVE to violence people's boats.)

Cpt Arareb
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:13:00 - [118]
 

Originally by: jesserina
pathetic attempt at being different/wanting attention is pathetic

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Johnson Scythe
Posted - 2011.06.22 13:59:00 - [119]
 

Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 22/06/2011 16:45:13
Good Work CCP

Hairy Sue
Posted - 2011.06.22 16:48:00 - [120]
 

Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Edited by: Johnson Scythe on 22/06/2011 16:45:13
Good Work CCP




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