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Zaara Arran
Posted - 2011.06.16 23:43:00 - [1]
 

I miss that guy. :(

Digital Messiah
Gallente
N7 Corporation
PandaMonium.
Posted - 2011.06.17 00:15:00 - [2]
 

Maybe CCP got sick of him being liked?

Scarlet des Loupes
Gallente
University of Caille
Posted - 2011.06.17 05:24:00 - [3]
 

Little Simon ftw!!! Very Happy

Mina Sulva'r
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.17 05:34:00 - [4]
 

Pfft.

Personally I miss,
posts by Joshua Calvert
that f'd up guy Scrapyard Jack who posted in the third person and "hehehe'd"
Parmizans drunken postings that really never made much sense, but were a riot to read.

And a few others, but those I still remember from 7-8 years ago.

Korthan
Caldari
Pitch Black.
Shadow Cartel
Posted - 2011.06.17 05:36:00 - [5]
 

I miss the stories that Herko Kergan would post about Caldari history etc..

Istvaan Shogaatsu as well and a bunch of others that no longer post.

I Love Boobies
Amarr
All Hail Boobies
Posted - 2011.06.17 06:21:00 - [6]
 

I always thought that Janks guy was pretty funny. Don't remember his full name, was Yarborlo Janks or something like that. Personally, haven't seen him post in the forums in a long time.

Little Simon
Posted - 2011.06.17 06:35:00 - [7]
 

a hole in your heart
it is simon shaped
a surgeon is not needed
curled up on the bathroom floor
you hug yourself to stop the pain
when hope is lost
a bird flies impossibly through space
and lands at the hallowed place
out from the star chamber
he walks
small but mighty
you thank little simon for his returning warmth
the throne of all eve awaits
it will need a couple of cushions

little simon works hard to make sure poems is right with the wording and everything spelled nice. a dedicated team of grunts gets to check each one with big fear of a shouting if things are not right.


Zaara Arran
Posted - 2011.06.17 06:39:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Little Simon
a hole in your heart
it is simon shaped
a surgeon is not needed
curled up on the bathroom floor
you hug yourself to stop the pain
when hope is lost
a bird flies impossibly through space
and lands at the hallowed place
out from the star chamber
he walks
small but mighty
you thank little simon for his returning warmth
the throne of all eve awaits
it will need a couple of cushions

little simon works hard to make sure poems is right with the wording and everything spelled nice. a dedicated team of grunts gets to check each one with big fear of a shouting if things are not right.





Ciar Meara
Amarr
Virtus Vindice
Posted - 2011.06.17 07:58:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Korthan

Istvaan Shogaatsu



And Hardin offcourse.

Jovan Geldon
Gallente
Lead Farmers
Kill It With Fire
Posted - 2011.06.17 08:38:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: I Love Boobies
I always thought that Janks guy was pretty funny. Don't remember his full name, was Yarborlo Janks or something like that. Personally, haven't seen him post in the forums in a long time.


Yblarbo Janks still posts from time to time, you just have to know where to look Wink

Digital Messiah
Gallente
N7 Corporation
PandaMonium.
Posted - 2011.06.17 08:43:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Zaara Arran
Originally by: Little Simon
a hole in your heart
it is simon shaped
a surgeon is not needed
curled up on the bathroom floor
you hug yourself to stop the pain
when hope is lost
a bird flies impossibly through space
and lands at the hallowed place
out from the star chamber
he walks
small but mighty
you thank little simon for his returning warmth
the throne of all eve awaits
it will need a couple of cushions

little simon works hard to make sure poems is right with the wording and everything spelled nice. a dedicated team of grunts gets to check each one with big fear of a shouting if things are not right.





I'm growing to like this guy more and more.

Scarlet des Loupes
Gallente
University of Caille
Posted - 2011.06.17 13:37:00 - [12]
 

My favourite Little Simon poem:

I have found this out
By putting a bag of uncle bens in to an auto cannon
And letting rip
You can feed instead of kill as you pull the trigger
Flying away, i look back
Their happy faces full with rice
Thank you little simon they say


Very Happy

Daniela Darr
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.17 14:44:00 - [13]
 

❤ lil' Simon ..

raney ilara
Posted - 2011.06.17 15:19:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Little Simon
a hole in your heart
it is simon shaped
a surgeon is not needed
curled up on the bathroom floor
you hug yourself to stop the pain
when hope is lost
a bird flies impossibly through space
and lands at the hallowed place
out from the star chamber
he walks
small but mighty
you thank little simon for his returning warmth
the throne of all eve awaits
it will need a couple of cushions

little simon works hard to make sure poems is right with the wording and everything spelled nice. a dedicated team of grunts gets to check each one with big fear of a shouting if things are not right.




Extra points for using the words "throne", "bathroom floor", "cushion", and "star chamber" all in the same poem.


St Mio
Amarr
Imperial Academy
Posted - 2011.06.17 17:22:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Little Simon
a hole in your heart
it is simon shaped
a surgeon is not needed
curled up on the bathroom floor
you hug yourself to stop the pain
when hope is lost
a bird flies impossibly through space
and lands at the hallowed place
out from the star chamber
he walks
small but mighty
you thank little simon for his returning warmth
the throne of all eve awaits
it will need a couple of cushions

little simon works hard to make sure poems is right with the wording and everything spelled nice. a dedicated team of grunts gets to check each one with big fear of a shouting if things are not right.




A visit to the forum;
A beautiful poem;
From the eye,
a tear is shed


 

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