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Malcanis
Caldari
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2011.06.15 21:33:00 - [1]
 

Good news CCP, I have decided to enhance your game provider experience. You will now be able to obtain the following licenses from me. As you yourselves have recently noted, $99 is really the smallest amount of money that it's worth processing. You are able to choose from the following compelling offerings. Of course, you only have get a license if you're engaged in obtaining money or ISK.

(1) Assisting new players, both on this and other forums and in game: $99 per year

(2) Creating player content by interacting with other players in game, including providing valuable items from my wrecks when I am too drunk to warp out or get a scout: $99 per year

(3) Assisting CCP Hf. in the development of its core flagship product by making constructive proposals on this and other forums: $99 per year

(4) SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFER: Get a two year license for all three services for just $500, a saving of $196 on an already great deal!

Please contact me at the earliest opportunity to claim this special offer. I await your communication with anticipation!

Xercodo
Amarr
Xovoni Directorate
Posted - 2011.06.15 21:35:00 - [2]
 

so wait....was this a ploy for them to hire you to fix EVE?

and all of that for $500? what a deal!!

Khamal Jolstien
Caldari
THORN Syndicate
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.06.15 21:36:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Malcanis
Good news CCP, I have decided to enhance your game provider experience. You will now be able to obtain the following licenses from me. As you yourselves have recently noted, $99 is really the smallest amount of money that it's worth processing. You are able to choose from the following compelling offerings. Of course, you only have get a license if you're engaged in obtaining money or ISK.

(1) Assisting new players, both on this and other forums and in game: $99 per year

(2) Creating player content by interacting with other players in game, including providing valuable items from my wrecks when I am too drunk to warp out or get a scout: $99 per year

(3) Assisting CCP Hf. in the development of its core flagship product by making constructive proposals on this and other forums: $99 per year

(4) SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFER: Get a two year license for all three services for just $500, a saving of $196 on an already great deal!

Please contact me at the earliest opportunity to claim this special offer. I await your communication with anticipation!


I will offer this same service for $98.99 and $499.99 respectively.
Your move Malcanis! YARRRR!!

Malcanis
Caldari
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2011.06.15 21:38:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Xercodo
so wait....was this a ploy for them to hire you to fix EVE?

and all of that for $500? what a deal!!


No, it's a ploy to get them to pay me for doing for me what they were previously doing for nothing.

Lord Zim
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.06.15 21:38:00 - [5]
 

I will do the same, but for $200 and $1000 respectively.

Because we all know, mo money = mo quality.

AeonthePiglet
Ixion Defence Systems
Posted - 2011.06.15 21:41:00 - [6]
 

I'm done paying a sub to generate content. CCP, you want content in game? You need to pay me to play!

Teala Te'Jir
Amarr
Mr. Benjamin Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.15 21:42:00 - [7]
 

Malcanis we may not agree on many things, but this one I think we can agree on.

Tippia
Caldari
Sunshine and Lollipops
Posted - 2011.06.15 21:48:00 - [8]
 

I got the Malcanis special offer and now I make tons more™ money than before. This is the best™ deal ever! I do not™ regret this investment in the slightest and can recommend™ it to everyone!

This true™ customer testimonial has been brought to you by the same firm that invented "soon™".

Teala Te'Jir
Amarr
Mr. Benjamin Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.15 21:51:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Tippia
I got the Malcanis special offer and now I make tons more™ money than before. This is the best™ deal ever! I do not™ regret this investment in the slightest and can recommend™ it to everyone!

This true™ customer testimonial has been brought to you by the same firm that invented "soon™".


lol

Zachstar
Posted - 2011.06.15 21:54:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Xercodo
so wait....was this a ploy for them to hire you to fix EVE?

and all of that for $500? what a deal!!


And worth more than the biz team CCP has that likely draws more than that in a day while contributing virtually nothing of value in my opinion.

Hexman
The Ankou
Raiden.
Posted - 2011.06.15 22:01:00 - [11]
 

This is an excellent offer, CCP. I'd grab it!

Microsoft Sam
Pilots Of Honour
Posted - 2011.06.15 22:02:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Microsoft Sam on 15/06/2011 22:02:37
CCP, If you need a consultant to decide whether or not you need this deal give me a shout, Ive done work for the UK: DCLG/LA/DEFRA/MOD/GCHQ/BAE Systems and USA: DOD/US Senate UROPE: ECC.

I will guarantee I will bloat my expenses, give a generalised review and decision and confuse you till the cows come home. I might even manage to make you buy Northern Rock.

Edit: Also im not a business Consultant so im perfect for the job because I have no idea what all this is about!

Angel HUN
Spricer
Raiden.
Posted - 2011.06.15 22:04:00 - [13]
 

Considering the entire community pays a sub to function as QA... I could see how Malcanis' proposal would be interesting!

Terminal Insanity
Minmatar
Convex Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.15 22:46:00 - [14]
 

heh, start charging licence fees for services rendered in Help channel ^_^
I'd love to see their petition staff the day everyone stops assisting in Help.

But i mean damn, who are we to demand such things... we should be paying CCP a 99$ licence fee in order to provide our services in Help channel too.

Crest Cutty
Posted - 2011.06.15 23:10:00 - [15]
 

I too am willing to offer my services to CCP!! Not only will you get what Malcanis is offering but I will sweeten the pot with a few more services...

(5) Logging in to eve help channel to provide much needed support for new players

(6) Participating in SiSi load testing battles to beta test new CCP improvements

(7) FCing internet spaceship pixel battles to provide content for you paying customers

All for the low, low price of...over 9000!!!!!!

TriadSte
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.15 23:14:00 - [16]
 



 

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