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 Le Skunk Gallente Low Sec Liberators Chubby Chuppers Chubba Chups |
Posted - 2011.06.12 15:55:00 - [ 1] Few against Many. A Tale Of Men
Aurohunen was filled with them. Bedragled, gaunt faced, and huddled together for warmth. The terrified masses of the NC, fleeing their home in the north. Refugees, in dire need of compassion and love from us locals.
"Right lets wardec em" was the cry on comms. "Bloody immigrants!".
Not paying attention to these sorts of things, we couldnt remember who the hell were in the NC. A quick look in local suggested we wardec Morsus Mihi, Razor, and Wildly Innapropraite. This was duely actioned and the war commenced.
They would have 50 pilots in local (including multiple titans and supercap) we would have three. But three chubby chuppa chubba chupas (or whatever the hell our alliance name is) is worth a legion of NC.
And us brave warriors would sit brazenly, nuking war targets as they undocked. After a while, NC adapted, and would sit with carriers remote repping ships on the undock. However, contrary to the eve catchphrase, they adapted AND died, as we jammed their asses and popped them anyway.
This was done under the cover of lulzor PL bait ship + hotdrop supercaps, so none of the NC dare agress us with their caps. Though after a while, some of the more frustrated ones agressed with no sign of PL :(
The war is over now, as we are broke and cannot pay the bills.
Anyway some stats for ye. Ill do the easy bit first, the losses
LOSSES
One Helios
KILLS:
Frigs: 32 Covert Ops: 1 Noob Ships: 4 Battleships: 6 Capsules: 23 Transports: 4 HAulers: 1 Interceptors: 1 Stealth Bombers:6 HAC: 1 Recons: 5 Interdictor: 1 Command Ship: 1 Strategic Cruiser: 1 HIC: 1 Black Ops: 1 Freighters: 1
So thanks to the NC for the fun. And good luck in your new home wherever that may be!
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 UGWidowmaker Caldari freelancers inc Imperial 0rder |
Posted - 2011.06.12 16:20:00 - [ 2]
are u proud of that ? jeeez le skunk once u had balls. once i locked up to you! ummm now your nothing but a emperiel ganker ? |
 Painpill Minmatar Open Space Mining and Resource Extraction
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Posted - 2011.06.12 16:23:00 - [ 3]
Originally by: UGWidowmaker are u proud of that ? jeeez le skunk once u had balls. once i locked up to you! ummm now your nothing but a emperiel ganker ?
LAWL u mad?~~ |
 Le Skunk Gallente Low Sec Liberators Chubby Chuppers Chubba Chups |
Posted - 2011.06.12 16:26:00 - [ 4]
Originally by: UGWidowmaker are u proud of that ? jeeez le skunk once u had balls. once i locked up to you! ummm now your nothing but a emperiel ganker ?
Ive always been an emperiel ganker |
 onegun Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Mayhem. |
Posted - 2011.06.12 16:46:00 - [ 5]
your still my hero skunk |
 bigbillthaboss3 Caldari Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2011.06.12 16:53:00 - [ 6]
Fan Fiction writing style 1/10 |
 Le Skunk Gallente Low Sec Liberators Chubby Chuppers Chubba Chups |
Posted - 2011.06.12 17:06:00 - [ 7]
Originally by: bigbillthaboss3 Fan Fiction writing style 1/10
Im so insulted I am going to wardec you and pop all your dudes. SKUNK |
 tomd741 Amarr Best Path Inc. Cascade Imminent |
Posted - 2011.06.12 17:37:00 - [ 8]
Originally by: UGWidowmaker are u proud of that ? jeeez le skunk once u had balls. once i locked up to you! ummm now your nothing but a emperiel ganker ?
Hey bro, I thought the OP said it was 50 NC vs 3 of them? Not sure how they "ganked" them. Must have been good fun for them. |
 Sorted Caldari DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2011.06.12 17:53:00 - [ 9]
Had a fun filled week, big thanks to Blam11 for being a good sport and continuing to undock.  |
 Gumpy Nighthawk Amarr Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance |
Posted - 2011.06.12 17:55:00 - [ 10]
Hmm since the NC doesn't exist anymore, i'm assuming you have been fighting ghosts, just sayin...  |
 Chib Minmatar Drunken Wookies BricK sQuAD. |
Posted - 2011.06.12 22:14:00 - [ 11]
Time to revive CODA mk III? |
 Kronos Hopeslayer Minmatar Lorentzian Traversable Corporation
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Posted - 2011.06.12 22:54:00 - [ 12]
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 Orideth Caldari Paragon Fury Cascade Imminent |
Posted - 2011.06.12 23:48:00 - [ 13]
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 Malcanis Caldari Vanishing Point. The Initiative. |
Posted - 2011.06.12 23:50:00 - [ 14]
Good to see you're still playing. Keep doing Darwin's work. |
 Kindlin Minmatar Muppets Released
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Posted - 2011.06.13 03:01:00 - [ 15]
Don't forget the ships you self destructed, like the abaddons in Korama.
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 Headerman Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx |
Posted - 2011.06.13 03:48:00 - [ 16]
Originally by: Le Skunk Few against Many. A Tale Of Men
Aurohunen was filled with them. Bedragled, gaunt faced, and huddled together for warmth. The terrified masses of the NC, fleeing their home in the north. Refugees, in dire need of compassion and love from us locals.
"Right lets wardec em" was the cry on comms. "Bloody immigrants!".
Not paying attention to these sorts of things, we couldnt remember who the hell were in the NC. A quick look in local suggested we wardec Morsus Mihi, Razor, and Wildly Innapropraite. This was duely actioned and the war commenced.
They would have 50 pilots in local (including multiple titans and supercap) we would have three. But three chubby chuppa chubba chupas (or whatever the hell our alliance name is) is worth a legion of NC.
And us brave warriors would sit brazenly, nuking war targets as they undocked. After a while, NC adapted, and would sit with carriers remote repping ships on the undock. However, contrary to the eve catchphrase, they adapted AND died, as we jammed their asses and popped them anyway.
This was done under the cover of lulzor PL bait ship + hotdrop supercaps, so none of the NC dare agress us with their caps. Though after a while, some of the more frustrated ones agressed with no sign of PL :(
The war is over now, as we are broke and cannot pay the bills.
Anyway some stats for ye. Ill do the easy bit first, the losses
LOSSES
One Helios People attention
KILLS:
Frigs: 32 Covert Ops: 1 Noob Ships: 4 Battleships: 6 Capsules: 23 Transports: 4 HAulers: 1 Interceptors: 1 Stealth Bombers:6 HAC: 1 Recons: 5 Interdictor: 1 Command Ship: 1 Strategic Cruiser: 1 HIC: 1 Black Ops: 1 Freighters: 1 Care factor: 0
So thanks to the NC for the fun. And good luck in your new home wherever that may be!
FTFY |
 r3voo Gallente Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi |
Posted - 2011.06.13 09:54:00 - [ 17]
Big Wowwww to you spartan lover boy  . You must be 1 hell of a pilot. Keep up the PRO work. We NC looking forward to some more uberness from ya. |
 Twisted Girl Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2011.06.13 11:43:00 - [ 18]
Edited by: Twisted Girl on 13/06/2011 11:43:58 Kinda got more systems than just aurohunen to watch. So cant sit there 24/7 unless someone gives me more accounts that I alrdy have. |
 ViRUS Pottage Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance |
Posted - 2011.06.13 14:41:00 - [ 19]
Hey, we can kill evaccing freighters and poorly fit ships. Give us attention. ****ters. |
 Lilan Kahn Amarr The Littlest Hobos En Garde |
Posted - 2011.06.13 15:51:00 - [ 20]
Originally by: ViRUS Pottage Hey, we can kill evaccing freighters and poorly fit ships. Give us attention. ****ters.
u mad bro? why dont you lose more caps about it in delve ? |
 Trinity Faetal Gallente Little Garden
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Posted - 2011.06.13 16:14:00 - [ 21]
this thread sucks, i remember back when i was still a hopefull little youth and not the bitter vet i am today that men would post 1 word on caod and ignite a 20 page threadnought flamewar within 24 hours!
you posted this **** last year and we're still on page 1. |
 VIP Ares Minmatar BALKAN EXPRESS HUN Reloaded |
Posted - 2011.06.14 06:33:00 - [ 22]
Bump to bring more northern tears. Good job bro! |
 Tallian Saotome Gallente Nuclear Arms Exchange Fatal Ascension |
Posted - 2011.06.14 07:07:00 - [ 23]
Originally by: Twisted Girl Edited by: Twisted Girl on 13/06/2011 11:43:58 Kinda got more systems than just aurohunen to watch. So cant sit there 24/7 unless someone gives me more accounts that I alrdy have.
I knew it! PL is all played by just one person! Now THATS metagaming  |
 StainLessStealRat Caldari Blood Covenant Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2011.06.14 09:20:00 - [ 24]
Originally by: Kronos Hopeslayer Come visit us in Delve scrubs.
Come Get Kills
Oh don't worry, We will. |
 General Altathamus Amarr Templars of Space Northern Associates. |
Posted - 2011.06.15 03:22:00 - [ 25]
Posted - 02/19/2009 Originally by: Trader John Come visit us in Tribute scrubs.
Come Get Kills
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 chadbrochill17 Caldari Vendetta Technologies
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Posted - 2011.06.15 05:35:00 - [ 26]
Thank you for alerting everyone to the staggering number of kills you are racking up. I for one will be stocking up on frigates, as you decimation of the NC's frigate fleet was so complete, there will almost definitely be a run on those hulls...
Thanks again. Please do be sure to continue posting with updates in this epic clash of the titans. |
 Baddias Mongo Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance |
Posted - 2011.06.15 22:37:00 - [ 27]
Wow, congrats on the successful take down of those 32 cyno frigates + a few randoms guys. You must obviously all be very pro & not at all irrelevant. |