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N'maro Makari
Posted - 2011.06.05 21:16:00 - [1]
 

Basically, ive got a whole lot of stuff around empire space that the empires frown upon. I need to get it to a place where I can sell, but how do I get past the NPC customs at gates?

Any tips?

Crias Taylor
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.06.05 21:27:00 - [2]
 

Stick it in an Orca's Hangar array.

Wedding Peach
Posted - 2011.06.05 22:41:00 - [3]
 

Wave you hand and say 'These are not the drugs you're looking for'

Father Fondle
Posted - 2011.06.05 22:49:00 - [4]
 

In "Papillon" the inmates held their money in "chargers": hollow metal cylinders lodged up their butts.

On a completely different topic: Lube for sale, anyone?

Haradriel Tian
Posted - 2011.06.06 00:46:00 - [5]
 

Make and alt you can BIOMASS and run gates with your goods.

Pray you dont get the random scan.

there you go.

Asgarh
Posted - 2011.06.06 00:49:00 - [6]
 

Just keep the slaves in Amarr space, where they belong.

Shigeru Potatomoto
Posted - 2011.06.06 01:28:00 - [7]
 

In your rectum.

Velocity Prime
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
Posted - 2011.06.06 01:45:00 - [8]
 

Get a hold of me and I can get it moved for you.

Originally by: Crias Taylor
Stick it in an Orca's Hangar array.

Also, don't do that unless you want to lose your Orca. It's doesn't work anymore.


Xylorn Hasher
Posted - 2011.06.06 07:04:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Velocity Prime
Get a hold of me and I can get it moved for you.

Originally by: Crias Taylor
Stick it in an Orca's Hangar array.

Also, don't do that unless you want to lose your Orca. It's doesn't work anymore.




Shhhhh or you will spoil the suprise Laughing

Velocity Prime
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
Posted - 2011.06.06 08:18:00 - [10]
 

I mean, uh yeah, put it in your Orca. You'll be fine.

Embarassed


Adrian Idaho
Posted - 2011.06.06 08:30:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Father Fondle
In "Papillon" the inmates held their money in "chargers": hollow metal cylinders lodged up their butts.

At the beginning of the book, the author describes the mess of defecating with his hands tied behind his back for several days, all the while trying to keep the cylinder hidden. It's one of the most cruel parts of the book.

I imagine it wouldn't be much more comfortable in your pod. Wink

N'maro Makari
Posted - 2011.06.06 10:43:00 - [12]
 

Ok I already knew that the Orca hangar was probably goig to get me killed but I appreciate your humour Smile

The general consensus seems to be some kind of rectal storage?

Father Fondle
Posted - 2011.06.06 12:51:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: N'maro Makari
The general consensus seems to be some kind of rectal storage?

Welcome to C&P.

Asgarh
Posted - 2011.06.06 13:16:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: N'maro Makari

The general consensus seems to be some kind of rectal storage?


Maybe your first step should be to find a ship that looks like butt and gives off the impression that it's just full of ****.

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.06.06 14:13:00 - [15]
 

Talk to Velocity Prime.....She'll hook you up. Trustworthy and efficient-no troll

Tob'ruk
Posted - 2011.06.06 21:48:00 - [16]
 

At first I was going to offer you a personal lesson ......... but then saw the topic said smuggling and not snuggling.

Since I'm not nearly as good at that as snuggling the only advice I can give you is maybe use a covops?

Bath Sheeba
Gallente
Another Success Story
Posted - 2011.06.23 21:11:00 - [17]
 

Stick it in a a Jump Freighter and jump to low/null sec.

Of course it will then be stuck in low/null sec, but hey you can't win all the time.

LiSung
Posted - 2011.06.24 01:21:00 - [18]
 

Here's something I've never tried before...what about a courier contract? If I were to set up a private courier contract, would the contents of the courier package show up on scan?

Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
Posted - 2011.06.24 04:51:00 - [19]
 

Black Ops/Jump Freighter it out.


Awoxina Dojona
Posted - 2011.06.24 18:54:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: N'maro Makari
Basically, ive got a whole lot of stuff around empire space that the empires frown upon. I need to get it to a place where I can sell, but how do I get past the NPC customs at gates?

Any tips?


take the goods, apply KY lube liberally, JAM IT WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE


 

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