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Rikki Retardo
Posted - 2011.06.05 01:57:00 - [1]
 

There I was , in my Merlin class police frigate , patrolling the desolate inky blackness known as Metropolis low security space for any unlawful behavior. Jumping from one gate to the next with local comms completely silent i arrive in Miroitem system and notice a glaring absence of scout pilots working for a wanted criminal cartel. I key in comms while in warp to the Rancer gate "Be ready with fire support!" I mutter "Might be some action". Comms light up with officers responding to the call as i jump into Rancer and scan a Legion class strategic cruiser and a Malestrom Class battleship on the Crielere gate. My warp bubble colapses fifty kilometers from the gate , i notice both criminals are under gate gun fire so i drop the hammer on my accelerator to close range and orbit the legion. Meanwhile the police support fleet was arriving, unscouted, at the Rancer gate in Miroitem with Thorax, Rupture, Stabber class cruisers and a Hurricane class Battlecruiser. The Legion focused fire with his lazers but his tracking was disrupted to the point of uselessness, however the Malestrom was equiped with large smartbombs which were slowly eating away my shields. The police fleet arrives in Rancer and the Malestrom pilot immediatly warped off to avoid the same fate as his comrade, a smart decision on his part. The Legion pilot, refusing to admit that he could not kill a Merlin, continued to fire at me until the bitter end despite being well within jumping range of the gate. With the destruction of a wanted criminal there was much rejoicing back at police headquarters, i was the man of the hour and slept like a baby that night.

Owen Drakkar
Bad...Karma
Posted - 2011.06.05 02:41:00 - [2]
 

Terrible police.

Soldarius
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
Posted - 2011.06.05 07:00:00 - [3]
 

Congraturations. Here's your cookie. Now go away.

Talas Dir
Minmatar
The Unknown Bar and Pub
Posted - 2011.06.05 08:52:00 - [4]
 

is bad post imo

also LSS#1

I likegirls
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.05 08:59:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Talas Dir
is bad post imo

also LSS#1



I though test was the #1 loser?

The Truckdriver
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.05 11:00:00 - [6]
 

Good to see you did aswell against NC.

Anya Ohaya
Posted - 2011.06.05 11:32:00 - [7]
 

Holy wall of text batman.

I skimmed and saw the words Merlin, Rancer and Hurricane. Nothing to see here then.

Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2011.06.05 11:41:00 - [8]
 

Warrs of text make my eyes breed Crying or Very sad

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2011.06.05 15:38:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Alotta Baggage
Warrs of text make my eyes breed Crying or Very sad


I love you more and more for every day that goes.

Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
Posted - 2011.06.05 17:08:00 - [10]
 

You may have failed English, but console yourself with the fact that you at least won Racism.


 

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