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Dr Jenny Kohler
Posted - 2011.06.03 15:51:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Dr Jenny Kohler on 03/06/2011 19:11:58
Edited by: Dr Jenny Kohler on 03/06/2011 18:42:25

Gonna post about this because its important and you need to hear how Piwats
give all of the actual paying customers a horrible experience. Anyway so there
you are mining good stuff in high sec and some ******* comes along and blows
up your brand new Retriever. WTF it was High sec? So I tell him in local "your
never going to have a girlfriend you ***** ******" and all I get back is "you
gonna do something about it ?" so I decide yeah I wil do something. I cant
let this push me around. I go back to my hanger and assemble my cormorant.
"You cant treat me like this" I tell him and go back out with my guns and head
down to the roid field where he was and I get blown up again. I'm out for good.

Millie Clode
Amarr
Insert Cool Name Here
Posted - 2011.06.03 15:55:00 - [2]
 

4/10

Execution is average, faux rage good, originality below average.


howling wind
Posted - 2011.06.03 15:57:00 - [3]
 

Laughing

Seriously... delete this post, its the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Join a mining corp if your interested in that kinda thing and get used to the game before taking matters into your own hands without understanding just what is happening.

Dont rage quit at your first loss, thats not going to help. Get back to the game and begin the long and worthy journey that is the EVE learning curve.

Or on the other hand... scrap mining, its terrible. Get yourself some cheap ass PVP frigates, learn how to PVP and join EVE university or anther corp that will take you in and enjoy EVE in all of its glory.

Good Luck

Dr Jenny Kohler
Posted - 2011.06.03 16:20:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Dr Jenny Kohler on 03/06/2011 19:08:24
Originally by: howling wind
Laughing

Seriously... delete this post, its the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Join a mining corp if your interested in that kinda thing and get used to the game before taking matters into your own hands without understanding just what is happening.

Dont rage quit at your first loss, thats not going to help. Get back to the game and begin the long and worthy journey that is the EVE learning curve.

Or on the other hand... scrap mining, its terrible. Get yourself some cheap ass PVP frigates, learn how to PVP and join EVE university or anther corp that will take you in and enjoy EVE in all of its glory.

Good Luck


You
seem like a good person so maybe I'll give it a try but I just feel so
lost out there without any friends. Could you tell me more about all of
the things you can do in EVE? I used to play WoW and it's an awesome
game. I would love if this game could be more like it.

Edit: its a rickroll. Thanks though

Dragon Reign
Posted - 2011.06.03 16:26:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Dr Jenny Kohler
mining the good stuff in high sec. WTF is High sec?!?!
I go back to my hanger and assemble my cormorant.
FTS I'm out for good.


1. mining is never good, especially not in high sec
2. wts is cormorant?
3. can i haz your stuff?

Rico Minali
Gallente
Sons Of 0din
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.06.03 16:26:00 - [6]
 

I was just on the verge of crying real tears and send you isk, possibly an invite to my corp, but then you said the W** word and all sympathy fled, I realised I was almost trolled, shot myself in the head, sold all my accounts and pimped my wife out to my neighbour to teach myself a lesson...

NotTheSmartestCookie
Posted - 2011.06.03 16:26:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Dr Jenny Kohler
Gonna post about this because its important and you need to hear how Piwats give all of the actual paying game customers a horrible experience. Anyway so there you are mining the good stuff in high sec and some ******* comes along and blows up your brand new Retriever. WTF it was High sec?!?! So I tell him in local "your never going to have a girlfriend you ***** ****** ****" and all I get back is "you gonna do something about it you ****?" so I decide yeah I wil do something. I cant
let this *** push me around. I go back to my hanger and assemble my cormorant. "You cant treat me like this" I tell him and go back out with my guns ready and head down to the roid field where he was and I get blown up again. FTS I'm out for good.


Originally by: Dr Jenny Kohler

You seem like a good person so maybe I'll give it a try but I just feel so
lost out there without any friends. Could you tell me more about all of
the things you can do in EVE? I used to play WoW and it's an awesome
game. I would love if this game could be more like it.


Bipolar disorder much?

skye orionis
Posted - 2011.06.03 16:40:00 - [8]
 

People like this are just trying to help you, mining in hi-sec is pretty poor in terms of return for your time. If you really want to spend lots of time AFK'ing for isk then train up drone skills and run missions.

Golanik
Posted - 2011.06.03 17:24:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: skye orionis
I offer friendly advice to obvious trolls. For free!


FeralShadow
NME1
Posted - 2011.06.03 17:29:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: FeralShadow on 03/06/2011 17:44:54
Edited by: FeralShadow on 03/06/2011 17:44:17
If you want fun, join a pvp corp and learn the ropes.

If you want isk, learn how to manipulate the market and become a trader.

If you want to get crap isk, no fun, and be repeatedly suicided in high sec, be a miner.

Also: I dont think you're a troll. People in C&P automatically assume "troll" without looking at previous posts of a character. Having done so, I can see you legitimately have researched and tried mining having asked about such on the forums numerous times.

Also #2: Never mention the "W" word around here, bad things happen Laughing

Bud Johnson
Broski Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.03 17:32:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: NotTheSmartestCookie

Bipolar disorder much?


More like bitroller disorder.

Bootleg Jack
Potters Field
Posted - 2011.06.03 17:33:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Dr Jenny Kohler
Originally by: howling wind
Laughing

Seriously... delete this post, its the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Join a mining corp if your interested in that kinda thing and get used to the game before taking matters into your own hands without understanding just what is happening.

Dont rage quit at your first loss, thats not going to help. Get back to the game and begin the long and worthy journey that is the EVE learning curve.

Or on the other hand... scrap mining, its terrible. Get yourself some cheap ass PVP frigates, learn how to PVP and join EVE university or anther corp that will take you in and enjoy EVE in all of its glory.

Good Luck


You seem like a good person so maybe I'll give it a try but I just feel so
lost out there without any friends. Could you tell me more about all of
the things you can do in EVE? I used to play WoW and it's an awesome
game. I would love if this game could be more like it.


I was going to give your OP a 2/10; but this is such dumb trolling it has to be a 0/10


Selune Virra
Posted - 2011.06.03 17:55:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Rico Minali
I was just on the verge of crying real tears and send you isk, possibly an invite to my corp, but then you said the W** word and all sympathy fled, I realised I was almost trolled, shot myself in the head, sold all my accounts and pimped my wife out to my neighbour to teach myself a lesson...


^ this, except the wife part... neighbour's a chick, so the lesson would be lost pretty quick Cool

San Fransisco
Red Federation
Posted - 2011.06.03 18:03:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: San Fransisco on 03/06/2011 18:57:08
Maybe I should make a char named Richard RollingVery Happy

Ikka Sunto
Bedlam Boys
Posted - 2011.06.03 18:06:00 - [15]
 

LOL. Totally my M.O., unfortunately I didn't pop your ships. You got played, and you did something you shouldn't have to lose your Retriever in the first place. You either took back your can that the pirate flipped, or you were in a moron and sic'd your drones on a flipper. Don't fight flippers unless you want to die. And never come back in a destroyer that you've just thrown together a "PVP awesomeness" fit. Learn to fit pvp before you try to kill flippers. Find a mining corp that has Orca logistic support, then you'll never have to worry about flippers again. Or join a corp that does mining ops with a security wing, if you shizzy gets stolen then the security wing kills the flipper.

Marius Deterium
Crush Kill Destroy
Posted - 2011.06.03 18:07:00 - [16]
 

Meh.... obvious rickroll.

2/10

Xander Baligo
Posted - 2011.06.03 18:08:00 - [17]
 

A lot of you missed it but some spotted it. Although, you now have that song stuck in my head :(

Dr Jenny Kohler
Posted - 2011.06.03 18:20:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Marius Deterium
Meh.... obvious rickroll.

2/10


Well from the looks of the other posts it wasn't obvious until I added the bold text.

So thanks everyone for playing along.Razz

Marius Deterium
Crush Kill Destroy
Posted - 2011.06.03 18:22:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Dr Jenny Kohler
Well from the looks of the other posts it wasn't obvious until I added the bold text.


No, those people are just idiots.

Next time, do the whole chorus and you will get higher ratings.

Dr Jenny Kohler
Posted - 2011.06.03 18:31:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Marius Deterium
Originally by: Dr Jenny Kohler
Well from the looks of the other posts it wasn't obvious until I added the bold text.


No, those people are just idiots.

Next time, do the whole chorus and you will get higher ratings.


I couldn't figure how to not make it completely obvious if I kept going. For my first ever attempt I think I did OK. Laughing

Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
Posted - 2011.06.03 18:37:00 - [21]
 

You are a bad.

Marius Deterium
Crush Kill Destroy
Posted - 2011.06.03 18:37:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Dr Jenny Kohler
I couldn't figure how to not make it completely obvious if I kept going. For my first ever attempt I think I did OK. Laughing


I think making the word wrapping more believable would help.

San Fransisco
Red Federation
Posted - 2011.06.03 18:44:00 - [23]
 

Edited by: San Fransisco on 03/06/2011 18:55:19
Well I thought it was fun to post my first rick roll. Thanks everyone for reading it and sorry if I implanted any earworms. (I hate them)

Edit:(Yes if it wasn't obvious by the shared corp Dr Jenny is an alt of mine)

Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy
Black Sun Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.03 18:45:00 - [24]
 

Edited by: Barbara Nichole on 03/06/2011 18:45:29
Originally by: Dr Jenny Kohler
Edited by: Dr Jenny Kohler on 03/06/2011 18:42:25
Gonna post about this because its important and you need to hear how Piwats
give all of the actual paying game customers a horrible experience. Anyway so there
you are mining the good stuff in high sec and some ******* comes along and blows
up your brand new Retriever. WTF it was High sec?!?! So I tell him in local "your
never going to have a girlfriend you ***** ****** ****" and all I get back is "you
gonna do something about it you ****?" so I decide yeah I wil do something. I cant
let this *** push me around. I go back to my hanger and assemble my cormorant.
"You cant treat me like this" I tell him and go back out with my guns ready and head
down to the roid field where he was and I get blown up again. FTS I'm out for good.


Wha...? Aren't there enough real tears out there without adding fake ones to the mix? Rolling Eyes

Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
Posted - 2011.06.03 19:03:00 - [25]
 

Edited by: Dracoliche on 03/06/2011 19:04:25
1 point for getting sincere responses.
Need to make a list of idiots to kill.

Edited for late troll grade.

tofucake prime
The Hatchery
Posted - 2011.06.03 19:59:00 - [26]
 

I think you're all dumb. As such, here is the original post,
Originally by: Dr Jenny Kohler

Gonna post about this because its important and you need to hear how Piwats
give all of the actual paying customers a horrible experience. Anyway so there
you are mining good stuff in high sec and some ******* comes along and blows
up your brand new Retriever. WTF it was High sec? So I tell him in local "your
never going to have a girlfriend you ***** ******" and all I get back is "you
gonna do something about it ?" so I decide yeah I wil do something. I cant
let this push me around. I go back to my hanger and assemble my cormorant.
"You cant treat me like this" I tell him and go back out with my guns and head
down to the roid field where he was and I get blown up again. I'm out for good.


And the first word from each line,
Originally by: Dr Jenny Kohler

Gonna
give
you
up
never
gonna
let
You
down


Oh wait we're missing something...oh yes, the title! "Never playing this **** game again" Now, just the first word...."Never".

What does that spell?

RICK ROLL!

9/10 for somehow managing to get replies
4/10 for effort
0/10 for originality

Overall score: 4/10

Marius Deterium
Crush Kill Destroy
Posted - 2011.06.03 20:23:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: tofucake prime
I think you're all dumb.


You're the ****** that didn't read the post and figure out that this was figured out 10 posts ago.

Good job bro.

Creepy CousinRoger
Posted - 2011.06.03 21:30:00 - [28]
 

10/10 relative to other posts in this forum.

Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
Posted - 2011.06.03 21:30:00 - [29]
 

nekkid troll is nekkid.

Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.03 22:46:00 - [30]
 

Give me a good gobble b4 you leave eve Jenny (don't care about your stuffz).


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