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Satallius
Posted - 2011.05.20 19:51:00 - [1]
 

Folks, tommorow the world very well may end. As such, those of you christians who are getting raptured, need a place to send all your EvE belongings. I, Satallius, am an atheist, as such, I will be left behind. So if you are a christian, contract me all your ships, faction mods, etc, everything, and I will make sure none of it goes to waste during this time of tribulation.

Just because your leaving, doesn't mean your hard work in EvE can't continue to pay off. Even Jesus asked his followers to give their stuff to other people. Continue that tradition, and contract me all of your goods.

Xercodo
Amarr
Xovoni Directorate
Posted - 2011.05.20 19:59:00 - [2]
 

I'm just sat here wondering why it took this long...

Belenos Stardust
Belenos Stardust Enterprises
Posted - 2011.05.20 20:08:00 - [3]
 

I can haz your stuffs too? Especially your Quafe Zero... Price might go up soon ya know.

wackamole
Posted - 2011.05.20 21:08:00 - [4]
 

As a Christian all I can say is this

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" Mat 24:36

Please don't lump us all together as stupid.

Barkaial Starfinder
Minmatar
The Kairos Syndicate
Transmission Lost
Posted - 2011.05.20 21:15:00 - [5]
 

Who started this nonsense?

There is F1 on sunday and I finish graduating next month, it can't be.

Ophie
Posted - 2011.05.20 21:31:00 - [6]
 

The world is not ending tomorrow; the pious are merely ascending to heaven. And you are absolutely f*cking cracked if you think anyone pious plays this game.

Blackjack Turner
Caldari
State Protectorate
Posted - 2011.05.20 21:34:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Ophie
The world is not ending tomorrow; the pious are merely ascending to heaven. And you are absolutely f*cking cracked if you think anyone pious plays this game.


Amen brudduh, amen. Twisted Evil

Holdout
Posted - 2011.05.20 21:35:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: wackamole
As a Christian all I can say is this

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" Mat 24:36

Please don't lump us all together as stupid.


How does the father know, if the son doesn't?

They are the same being.

Corina's Bodyguard
Posted - 2011.05.20 21:41:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Holdout
Originally by: wackamole
As a Christian all I can say is this

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" Mat 24:36

Please don't lump us all together as stupid.


How does the father know, if the son doesn't?

They are the same being.

Not even close. The scriptures frequently speak of them as separate beings. This scripture being one of them.

In fact, the Trinity was/is a not Christian teaching, rather was brought in by... I think Constantine, to draw in non Christians.

Barkaial Starfinder
Minmatar
The Kairos Syndicate
Transmission Lost
Posted - 2011.05.20 21:45:00 - [10]
 

Anyone here really think the left behind business is serious and is now?

Or is this all a joke that isn't funny?

Deezy Jones
Posted - 2011.05.20 22:14:00 - [11]
 

LOL at the OP and <3 CCP for their End of the World promotion.

p.s. apologies in advance if the rapture happens.

Wa'roun
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2011.05.20 22:19:00 - [12]
 

I have no idea what this is all about.
Even CCP gets in on it with the advertisement you see on logging in.

I thought it was 2012 for the Mayan thing...or later in the decade for that asteroid...etc.

Deezy Jones
Posted - 2011.05.20 22:30:00 - [13]
 

US based Christian cult that is convinced the world ends tomorrow. Founder: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping


Wa'roun
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2011.05.20 22:37:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Wa''roun on 20/05/2011 22:38:00
There is nothing Christian about a false prophet/teacher (among many) that completely ignores many clear passages.

(expecting this thread to be moved to OoP).

Deezy Jones
Posted - 2011.05.20 22:46:00 - [15]
 

Meh, I don't think you need to defend the religion. It's safe to say that the vast majority of humanity would view this guy as a few apples short of a bushel. Rolling Eyes

And yeah, this should probably be in the off topic forum.

Zorth Athall
Gallente
Memphis Technical Industries
Posted - 2011.05.20 22:47:00 - [16]
 

Deploying to Afghan tomorrow ughughugh

Alaura Aquila
Minmatar
Matari Legion Holding
Matari Legion
Posted - 2011.05.20 22:54:00 - [17]
 

Oh, I thought we were all getting free Ruptures tomorrow. What a let down :(

Davon Kastire
Caldari
Hit it n' Quit it
Posted - 2011.05.21 00:47:00 - [18]
 

...I'm a christian and I don't believe the old guy who made that may 21st prediction. He has a history of false predictions.

MadMuppet
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.05.21 00:50:00 - [19]
 

The real crime here is that CCP removed faction standing from being seen. Your standing with Christianity will not be noticed, so you may or may not be part of the rapture.

The logs afterward will show nothing.

Morgs44
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
The KWFL Republic
Posted - 2011.05.21 00:52:00 - [20]
 

Its Saturady here and we are all here and yes all the Christian are here as i am one of them (not one of the crazy end of the world today ppl)

VolatileOne
Posted - 2011.05.21 01:12:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: wackamole
As a Christian all I can say is this


Please don't lump us all together as stupid.


...but you did preface your statement by saying you were Christian, didn't you?
Laughing

Sverige Pahis
Caldari
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.05.21 01:23:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: wackamole
As a Christian all I can say is this

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" Mat 24:36

Please don't lump us all together as stupid.


You're stupid. Guess how I know.

Satallius
Posted - 2011.05.21 01:33:00 - [23]
 

Edited by: Satallius on 21/05/2011 01:35:35
Originally by: Deezy Jones
Meh, I don't think you need to defend the religion. It's safe to say that the vast majority of humanity would view this guy as a few apples short of a bushel. Rolling Eyes

And yeah, this should probably be in the off topic forum.


No. I am providing a legitimate service open to any and all capsuleers.

Also I will store ISK as well. As not only need you shed your belongings, but your iskies as well. Remember what Jesus said about rich people and camels. :D

Jussa Tetas
Posted - 2011.05.21 02:19:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Zorth Athall
Deploying to Afghan tomorrow ughughugh


Thank you so very much for serving O7

Deezy Jones
Posted - 2011.05.21 02:47:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Satallius
Edited by: Satallius on 21/05/2011 01:35:35
Originally by: Deezy Jones
Meh, I don't think you need to defend the religion. It's safe to say that the vast majority of humanity would view this guy as a few apples short of a bushel. Rolling Eyes

And yeah, this should probably be in the off topic forum.


No. I am providing a legitimate service open to any and all capsuleers.

Also I will store ISK as well. As not only need you shed your belongings, but your iskies as well. Remember what Jesus said about rich people and camels. :D


I stand corrected Laughing

Nieusha
Gallente
Life. Universe. Everything.
Clockwork Pineapple
Posted - 2011.05.21 03:05:00 - [26]
 

EvE client crashed twice today, rapture must have started already. If this goes on for the next 3 months, then I will definitely be a tortured soul.

Shira Elan
Posted - 2011.05.21 03:21:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: Shira Elan on 21/05/2011 03:22:29
Edited by: Shira Elan on 21/05/2011 03:21:30
Originally by: Corina's Bodyguard
Originally by: Holdout
Originally by: wackamole
As a Christian all I can say is this

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" Mat 24:36

Please don't lump us all together as stupid.


How does the father know, if the son doesn't?

They are the same being.

Not even close. The scriptures frequently speak of them as separate beings. This scripture being one of them.

In fact, the Trinity was/is a not Christian teaching, rather was brought in by... I think Constantine, to draw in non Christians.


Didn't Jesus himself say something along the lines of "you among us will live to see the apocalypse." Seems like it should have come a long time ago:

Quote:

In Mark 13:24-27, 30, Jesus describes what will happen when the end comes, saying that "the sun will grow dark and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will be falling from heaven, and ... they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds with great power and glory." He gives a timeline for this event: "Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away before all these things take place."

The Apostle Paul also seems to have shared this expectation. Toward the end of 1 Corinthians 7, he counsels Christians to avoid getting married if they can since the end of history was imminent. Speaking to the unmarried, he writes, "I think that, in view of the impending crisis, it is well for you to remain as your are." "I mean, brothers and sisters, the appointed time has grown short ... For the present form of this world is passing away." (1 Corinthians 7:26, 29, 31) In 1 Thessalonians 4:15-17, Paul also seems to believe that he will live to witness the return of Jesus and the end of history.


Renan Ruivo
Hipernova
Vera Cruz Alliance
Posted - 2011.05.21 03:29:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: wackamole
As a Christian all I can say is this

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father" Mat 24:36

Please don't lump us all together as stupid.


Christians are not stupid. They never fail to see when someone is making a joke, and are quite capable of not taking themselves more seriously than the situation would require.

Rawblin
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2011.05.21 05:16:00 - [29]
 

You know what you get when a whole bunch of people write a whole bunch of different stuff, and then somebody comes along later and glues it all together?

Contradictions.

Rakshasa Taisab
Caldari
Sane Industries Inc.
Posted - 2011.05.21 06:11:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: wackamole
Please don't lump us all together as stupid.

No need for that, you guys manage that just fine on your own.


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