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Colonial DushBag
Posted - 2011.05.09 22:55:00 - [1]
 

Have you ever met somebody who was so obnoxious that you couldn't stand to see them in your home system?

Enter - Colonial Burton - A.K.A Douche-bag

Before I continue I would like to be clear in my purpose - This post is not to Smear or Flame another EVE player, merely to bring to light the lies told by him - he doesn't need help in getting people to hate him - he does that well enough on his own.

I am a humble carebear - I lack the flair of a pvp pilot or griefer and enjoy a simple life. - there now that I have that out of the way on with the witch-hunt.

Colonial Burton Has made the following accusations:

He is being hounded by griefers (actually he tries to make people feel sorry for him and then take advantage of them),

That CCP allows people to threaten him and his family (To the best of my knowledge nobody has ever threatened his RL, though he is KOS in several systems, and has been challenged to a PVP duel multiple times - didn't accept even though he talked big (seriously who is to afraid to take a 1 on 1 with a carebear?))

That he is saught out for no reason and that everybody just likes to pick on him (Yeah... cuse everyone in the universe is that mean... Seriously - how bad do you thing you have to be to get every corp in a High Sec region so ****ed at you that you are KOS? - Seriously I know people wo have tried to do so on purpose and failed)

That people voice recorded him and edited it to make look bad (Yeah - wow I dont even know where to start on this one)

etc.

I'm not going to go into all the crap that he has pulled but I invite you to look at this little bit of evidence and decide for yourself - its sad, pathetic, and altogether ROFL worthy.

his accusations -
http://eve-search.com/thread/1466615

the evidence -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3TpJZVOUdo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDt7oXX17dg

We (the HS carebears) do post these links in local anytime we happen to see him in local and we do fleet up to try to pod him or chase him away - Ive even heard tales of some who so dislike him that people have allegedly mad characters that looked like his with demeaning names and then flown around local -unconfirmed ;) - but all of these things were only ever done to drive him out of a local region. We do not hunt him down in other regions and any trouble he has there he has stirred up locally - which is unsurprising.

My personal grievences are not listed - as may others are also not here - I will leave that to others.

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.05.09 23:04:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: Colonial DushBag

This post is not to Smear or Flame another EVE player

... now that I have that out of the way on with the witch-hunt.


Fascinating. Cross-post with your main Rolling Eyes

Aydala
Minmatar
Solar Nexus.
Cascade Probable
Posted - 2011.05.09 23:12:00 - [3]
 

No one in this game is more annoying than me or any member, past or present, of Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap

Mina Banestar
Posted - 2011.05.10 00:57:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Aydala
No one in this game is more annoying than me or any member, past or present, of Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap


I dunno, your ****e generally stays in one easily ignored place whereas this crap has spread far and wide.

Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2011.05.10 06:06:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Aydala
No one in this game is more annoying than me or any member, past or present, of Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap



TEST


You have no idea what annoying can be till you've smacked with the best of TEST. (Or some would say worst)

Aerion Va'rr
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.05.10 06:11:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Aydala
No one in this game is more annoying than me or any member, past or present, of Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap


Obviously you've never been in a fleet FC'd by DBRB's Dog or ever met DurrHurrDurr in any capacity.

You have a long way to go to reach concern, more or less generally hated.

You know what the beauty of dealing with a 7 man 'griefer corporation' is?

Simple Block List.

Dograzor
The Black Rabbits
The Gurlstas Associates
Posted - 2011.05.10 07:47:00 - [7]
 

Post with your main, until then I will not bother reading this.

Boom Boom Longtime
Posted - 2011.05.10 12:51:00 - [8]
 

I have seen this e/love before.

Linkage

That would make this OP Leon Hohokam.

Nikolae Varius
Amarr
Mongrel Squad
Posted - 2011.05.10 13:06:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Aerion Va'rr
Originally by: Aydala
No one in this game is more annoying than me or any member, past or present, of Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap


Obviously you've never been in a fleet FC'd by DBRB's Dog or ever met DurrHurrDurr in any capacity.

You have a long way to go to reach concern, more or less generally hated.

You know what the beauty of dealing with a 7 man 'griefer corporation' is?

Simple Block List.



thought you were banished for being **** at this game

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=9350326

Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
Posted - 2011.05.10 13:30:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Aydala
No one in this game is more annoying than me or any member, past or present, of Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap

Who?

TheSpamMan Doshu
Blue Waffles
Posted - 2011.05.10 13:36:00 - [11]
 

He is KOS by said high sec corps.... in high sec?

If so please please please make me KOS i'd love to see you ****ers loose some ships to concord

Aerion Va'rr
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.05.10 14:07:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Nikolae Varius


thought you were banished for being **** at this game

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=9350326



Don't think, it doesn't suit you.

Colonial Burton
Caldari
Segmentum Solar
Intergalactic Exports Group
Posted - 2011.05.10 14:10:00 - [13]
 

Well Leon Hohokam is definately this person. Claims he doesn't hunt accross multiple systems, the agreement with their CEO was that we don't reside within 5 jumps of Trer system in Heimatar region. Well, haven't been back there for 2 years and never looked back either. 16 jumps from a trade hub, falling asleep thinking about it. But, I had recieved threats from Leon Hohokam in Metropolis, 20 jumps away from Trer. Not to mention I haven't resided in Minmatar space at all these past 3 months. Leon Hohokam is just a sore puppy who can't get his own way. Leon, How's about I hire mercs to come after you?

Singeaboot Raj
Posted - 2011.05.10 15:19:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Colonial DushBag

I am a humble carebear - I lack the flair of a pvp pilot or griefer and enjoy a simple life.


This suggests otherwise Leon Hohokam


Lady Ghoulia
Eternal-Darkness
Posted - 2011.05.10 22:35:00 - [15]
 

much like Freddy Mercury, this is a great Fred

Spruillo
Gallente
Spruillo Corp
Posted - 2011.05.10 22:53:00 - [16]
 

I don't get it.

Khanya Trace
Posted - 2011.05.11 01:15:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Spruillo
I don't get it.


to sum this thread up: Orphanage and LSS dont like each other.

Emerald Decartes
Syndicate Holdings
Posted - 2011.05.11 03:38:00 - [18]
 

I would like to nominate the Decartes's for this ambitious and prestigious award.

I know that we have not been around as long as many here, but I truly believe that we have made our mark on the eve universe and deserve to win the most obnoxious award.

Every person that votes for Decartes by bumping this thread with a +1 for tes gets 1m isk!!

Emerald
D.F.C.S.

*isk will be paid out until the isk allocated to this project is spent. If the Decartes don't like you , you will not be paid. Go vote for someone else for all we care.



Kc Decartes
euphoria squadron
Posted - 2011.05.11 03:51:00 - [19]
 

I guess that's one way to hijack a ******ed thread... I was thinking something more subtle though tbh... but I guess the job was done all the same.

+1 for tes

pay me my money ***** xD


Crista Feraton
Posted - 2011.05.11 04:31:00 - [20]
 

lol, Chapter 2 was funny as hell to listen to. The aussie sure takes eve seriously lol.

HomigoshZur
Rainbows 'n Unicorns
Posted - 2011.05.11 04:48:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Colonial Burton
Well Leon Hohokam is definately this person. Claims he doesn't hunt accross multiple systems, the agreement with their CEO was that we don't reside within 5 jumps of Trer system in Heimatar region. Well, haven't been back there for 2 years and never looked back either. 16 jumps from a trade hub, falling asleep thinking about it. But, I had recieved threats from Leon Hohokam in Metropolis, 20 jumps away from Trer. Not to mention I haven't resided in Minmatar space at all these past 3 months. Leon Hohokam is just a sore puppy who can't get his own way. Leon, How's about I hire mercs to come after you?

Could I just have your 8 billion isk instead? A tengu will suffice, too. Please put up the contract immediately, within a day or two.

Alex Vaille
Posted - 2011.05.11 12:30:00 - [22]
 

Lulz, yeah the Aussie rant(s) in both video 1 and 2 are classic. I had heard 1 a long while back, but did not realize that there was a #2. The second video's dialogue is utterly classic, as the PRONS are cool-headed, cheeky and oh-so subtle at ramping up the aussie's anger level.
Kudos, I enjoyed it immensely, and yeah...bringing up RL grief in a game convo is so bad taste.

As for Colonial (the aussie?) being a in-game arse, meh, who cares....lots of them out there and they get podded all the time Wink.

Vaju Katru
Posted - 2011.06.05 11:46:00 - [23]
 

Colonial Burton ... the guy is so dense rofl

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.06.05 13:47:00 - [24]
 

I always figured I Was the most annoying. I mean what kind of person unfolds proteins in local chat?

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2011.06.05 15:20:00 - [25]
 

I'd love free advertisement like this. Why no hate for me, whyyyy..! Sad

Mallak Azaria
Three 6 MaFiA
KRYSIS.
Posted - 2011.06.05 16:36:00 - [26]
 

Colonial Burton is not Australian. He has no honour.

Juan Sezole
The Colonial Forces
Posted - 2011.06.06 19:51:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: Juan Sezole on 06/06/2011 19:52:27
Edited by: Juan Sezole on 06/06/2011 19:52:09
Originally by: Aerion Va'rr
Originally by: Aydala
No one in this game is more annoying than me or any member, past or present, of Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap


Obviously you've never ever met DurrHurrDurr in any capacity.




Quoting for fkin truth

DHD gives a spaniel on speed a run for its money in the anoyance catagory

Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy
Black Sun Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.07 05:10:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Dograzor
Post with your main, until then I will not bother reading this.


but you did post and award a bump to the thread... Rolling Eyes


 

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