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limbus
Big Shadows
Initiative Mercenaries
Posted - 2011.05.08 07:06:00 - [1]
 

"Quafe Zero is a product of the Quafe Company. Quafe does not condone the use of boosters or other illicit substances. The Quafe Company disavows responsibility for any side effects caused by consuming Sleeper technology.

Warning: Quafe Zero is designed for capsuleer use only. Side effects experienced by non-capsuleers include but are not limited to dizziness, blindness, nausea, internal hemorrhaging, IBS, sleepwalking, amnesia, sexual deviancy, vision changes, acute epidermal sloughing, partial or total loss of motor control, and minor skin rash.

Quafe Zero is manufactured in the Phoenix constellation."


From what I can see, destroyed ships have increased in this constellation the last couple of days, so I'm guessing that people are now on a crusade searching for the fountain of speed and scan resolution.

What say you serpentis missionrunners? Are there moar of this glorious beverage?


Ifly Uwalk
Caldari
Concentrated Evil
Posted - 2011.05.08 08:36:00 - [2]
 

I'm not sure you understand - all those dead crewmembers from the destroyed ships? They are the Quafe 0.

Neutral

Paikis
Red Federation
Posted - 2011.05.09 00:09:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Ifly Uwalk
I'm not sure you understand - all those dead crewmembers from the destroyed ships? They are the Quafe 0.

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If you reprocess the Quafe, do you get canned heads?

Gavin DeVries
Posted - 2011.05.09 04:17:00 - [4]
 

IT'S PEOPLE! QUAFE ZERO IS PEOPLE!

Loraine Gess
Posted - 2011.05.09 07:30:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Gavin DeVries
IT'S PEOPLE! QUAFE ZERO IS PEOPLE!



I don't know why this made me laugh. Despite seeing this joke about 4 times already, scrolling down to this made me giggle.

Tandin
The Knights Templar
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2011.05.09 22:31:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Loraine Gess
Originally by: Gavin DeVries
IT'S PEOPLE! QUAFE ZERO IS PEOPLE!



I don't know why this made me laugh. Despite seeing this joke about 4 times already, scrolling down to this made me giggle.


Actually this isn't too far from the truth.. Quafe+


 

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