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Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.05.06 08:37:00 - [1]
 

Quote:
Quafe Zero is manufactured in the Phoenix constellation.


Since i and some jolly reds also live in the phoenix constellation, we have been busy searching out this quafe factory... but ere is none?!??

The only stations we have found are Angel bases and Serpentis manufacturing stations...!

Don't drink the quafe!!!

Xtreem
Gallente
The Collective
White Noise.
Posted - 2011.05.06 08:46:00 - [2]
 

mind control drugs, that's what my money is on!

WishBlade
Caldari
Atomic Heroes
The G0dfathers
Posted - 2011.05.06 09:43:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: WishBlade on 06/05/2011 22:34:23
Everything is OK! Things are in perJOINTHEHERDfect order, nothing to worry about. Go back to you business as usuCONSUMECONSUMEal.
Why this lovely drink is delicious, and is perfectly safe. There is nothing to worOBEYry about.
See? *sip* Everything is OK! *twitch* There are no conspiraRAINBOWDASHISBESTPONYcies involved ^.^

Off I go :)

*SONICRAINBOOM!*

Xtreem
Gallente
The Collective
White Noise.
Posted - 2011.05.06 10:09:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Xtreem
mind control drugs, that's what my money is on!


I take back this comment, the quafe is good, no problems here, the quafe let me see the truth

Embrace My Hate
Amarr
Keyboard Cowboys
The Jagged Alliance
Posted - 2011.05.06 11:10:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: WishBlade
Everything is OK! Things are in perJOINTHEHERDfect order, nothing to worry about. Go back to you business as usuCONSUMECONSUMEal.
Why this lovely drink is delicious, and is perfectly safe. There is nothing to worOBEYry about.
See? *sip* Everything is OK! *twitch* There are no conspiraRAINBOWDASHISBESTPONYcies involved ^.^

Off I go :)

*SWOOSH!*


I lol'd Laughing

Destamon
Azure Freelancers
Posted - 2011.05.06 11:14:00 - [6]
 

Working as intended. The logs show nothing.

Tonto Auri
Vhero' Multipurpose Corp
Posted - 2011.05.06 11:16:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Destamon
Working as intended. The logs show nothing.

/thread, I presume...

Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
Posted - 2011.05.06 11:53:00 - [8]
 

With the upcoming release of Incarna, and the fact that Pod pilots have started emerging from their pods when docking at stations, a new problem for the station managers has arrived.

Pod Goo!

When a pilot is flushed from his pod, the goo has to go somewhere. The station managers do not want the added problem of thousands of gallons of extra 'waste' unbalancing the fragile recycling system that every space station is forced to rely on.

And now, we have the new Quafe Zero, hitting the shelves just months after an influx of pod goo waste all over New Eden.

Now I don't want to start any rumors, but...
My cousin's, best friend's boyfriend pilots a Quafe Delivery Iteron. And he said that nowerdays, the delivery ships never fly back to the Quafe Factory empty!!!!!! Shocked

captain skinback
Posted - 2011.05.06 12:44:00 - [9]
 

ITS PEOPLE
QUAFE ZER0 IS MADE OF PEOPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nypheas Azurai
Posted - 2011.05.06 12:45:00 - [10]
 

Well if any of you missioners out there will recall the Quafe Zero recipe mission, then you know what it contains! YARRRR!!

Sadayiel
Caldari
Inner Conflict
Posted - 2011.05.06 12:47:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Sadayiel on 06/05/2011 12:50:54
Originally by: captain skinback
ITS PEOPLE
QUAFE ZER0 IS MADE OF PEOPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


that quafe made out of people it's something good, no longer they do not need to use GARBAGE as they used to.. also the flavour may change to sweet carebear tear, Bitter vet rant and such


Also Rod Pipper want to share the truth with you!!

captain skinback
Posted - 2011.05.06 13:07:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Sadayiel
Edited by: Sadayiel on 06/05/2011 12:50:54
Originally by: captain skinback
ITS PEOPLE
QUAFE ZER0 IS MADE OF PEOPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


that quafe made out of people it's something good, no longer they do not need to use GARBAGE as they used to.. also the flavour may change to sweet carebear tear, Bitter vet rant and such


Also Rod Pipper want to share the truth with you!!


the flavour varies from person to person

man it would be awesome if you can manufacture quafe zero using frozen corpses.

Ripley Nostromo
Posted - 2011.05.06 14:52:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: Ripley Nostromo on 06/05/2011 14:51:58
Made of people?

I want my Quafe topped off with a salty d1ck...

Avaan Eclipse
Gallente
Posted - 2011.05.06 14:56:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: WishBlade
Everything is OK! Things are in perJOINTHEHERDfect order, nothing to worry about. Go back to you business as usuCONSUMECONSUMEal.
Why this lovely drink is delicious, and is perfectly safe. There is nothing to worOBEYry about.
See? *sip* Everything is OK! *twitch* There are no conspiraRAINBOWDASHISBESTPONYcies involved ^.^

Off I go :)

*SWOOSH!*


I am no one of any significant importance and I approve of the bolded message (even though RD is only about 20% better than the rest)

CCP Jasonitas

Posted - 2011.05.06 14:59:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: captain skinback
ITS PEOPLE
QUAFE ZER0 IS MADE OF PEOPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


I don't think it's made of people. Most likely people by-products. That's how I read it at leastVery Happy

The Old Chap
Posted - 2011.05.06 15:03:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Jint Hikaru
When a pilot is flushed from his pod, the goo has to go somewhere. The station managers do not want the added problem of thousands of gallons of extra 'waste' unbalancing the fragile recycling system that every space station is forced to rely on.


Let me introduce you to my new teflon creme, when thinly applied before entering ones pod, it allows one to later extricate yourself from same pod free from all goo residue cling-ons! Available now from your local apothecary.

*simples*

Doc Fury
Caldari
Posted - 2011.05.06 15:03:00 - [17]
 

The first taste is always free.


Ikarus Gaul
Gallente
Eiffel Initiatives
Posted - 2011.05.06 16:32:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: CCP Jasonitas
Originally by: captain skinback
ITS PEOPLE
QUAFE ZER0 IS MADE OF PEOPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


I don't think it's made of people. Most likely people by-products. That's how I read it at leastVery Happy


The "Zero" in "Quafe Zero" means that Zero persons/corpses were harmed in the making of Quafe Zero, then? What a relief, after that Quafe+ nastiness.

Hesperius
Posted - 2011.05.06 17:05:00 - [19]
 

Don't think, DRINK!

Bodrul
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.05.06 17:10:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Ikarus Gaul
Originally by: CCP Jasonitas
Originally by: captain skinback
ITS PEOPLE
QUAFE ZER0 IS MADE OF PEOPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


I don't think it's made of people. Most likely people by-products. That's how I read it at leastVery Happy


The "Zero" in "Quafe Zero" means that Zero persons/corpses were harmed in the making of Quafe Zero, then? What a relief, after that Quafe+ nastiness.


means zero Suger :)

Palovana
Caldari
Inner Fire Inc.
Posted - 2011.05.06 17:17:00 - [21]
 

The Ingredient Label shows it contains sugar and post-consumer biomass.

Soylent Green (or Brown, or Yellow)?

Sadayiel
Caldari
Inner Conflict
Posted - 2011.05.06 17:26:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Palovana
The Ingredient Label shows it contains sugar and post-consumer biomass.

Soylent Green (or Brown, or Yellow)?


Also Proprietary self-replicating protein compound.... It's alive that damn thing it's ALIVE!!!


Medarr
Amarr
Ghost Festival
Naraka.
Posted - 2011.05.06 17:26:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: WishBlade
Everything is OK! Things are in perJOINTHEHERDfect order, nothing to worry about. Go back to you business as usuCONSUMECONSUMEal.
Why this lovely drink is delicious, and is perfectly safe. There is nothing to worOBEYry about.
See? *sip* Everything is OK! *twitch* There are no conspiraRAINBOWDASHISBESTPONYcies involved ^.^

Off I go :)

*SWOOSH!*


i lol'd to

Kerfira
Kerfira Corp
Posted - 2011.05.06 17:26:00 - [24]
 


FeralShadow
NME1
Posted - 2011.05.06 17:50:00 - [25]
 

LOL

quality entertainment right there. I must watch it again.

Ark AngeI
Posted - 2011.05.06 20:41:00 - [26]
 

Will pay Quafe Zero for isk. Contract them to me.

6 packs = 30 mil isk
1 pack = 5 mil isk

Ayieka
Caldari
Posted - 2011.05.06 20:43:00 - [27]
 

^ look at this ****ing joke.

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
Posted - 2011.05.06 21:58:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Ayieka
^ look at this ****ing joke.



I'm sorry, we can't currently view the contents of your underwear.

Darth McDarth
Posted - 2011.05.06 22:24:00 - [29]
 



Originally by: WishBlade
Everything is OK! Things are in perJOINTHEHERDfect order, nothing to worry about. Go back to you business as usuCONSUMECONSUMEal.
Why this lovely drink is delicious, and is perfectly safe. There is nothing to worOBEYry about.
See? *sip* Everything is OK! *twitch* There are no conspiraRAINBOWDASHISBESTPONYcies involved ^.^

Off I go :)

*SONICRAINBOOM!*

Fixed that for you

WishBlade
Caldari
Atomic Heroes
The G0dfathers
Posted - 2011.05.06 22:34:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Darth McDarth


Originally by: WishBlade
Everything is OK! Things are in perJOINTHEHERDfect order, nothing to worry about. Go back to you business as usuCONSUMECONSUMEal.
Why this lovely drink is delicious, and is perfectly safe. There is nothing to worOBEYry about.
See? *sip* Everything is OK! *twitch* There are no conspiraRAINBOWDASHISBESTPONYcies involved ^.^

Off I go :)

*SONICRAINBOOM!*

Fixed that for you



Ah, domo origato. Now my post is about 20% cooler


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