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Kavol Valarius
Amarr
Original Ganksters
Destiny Corrupted.
Posted - 2011.04.25 18:15:00 - [1]
 

So there i was in the middle of a water fight with my kids.

My son was too wet so he docked (Went inside)

My daughter's Weapon fit: 2 x Large Supersoakers. She also had sovereignty of the hose pipe

My fit: 2 x Small standard guns

After 20 mins or so, it was obvious i was both outgunned and outranged.

So what did i do? I did what any decent POD Pilot would do: I ran inside the station, grabbed my running trainers, reloaded my guns and quickly undocked.

By this time my daughter had drifted out of range of the station and was stood there with fully loaded guns looking very confident.

I ran straight for her employing the Zig-Zag method , It was clear that she had no tracking enhancers fitted and at close range it was easy for me to stay under her guns. I set orbit at approx 1 metre and opened fire. Shock seized her and she started to panic.

I then grabbed her and activated the Doomsday device (Put her head under the hose pipe).

Lolz were had.
Very Happy

Proffesor Vaughn
Posted - 2011.04.25 18:22:00 - [2]
 

Very Happy

This is great.

omgfreemoniez
Posted - 2011.04.25 19:17:00 - [3]
 

ahahaha thats cute

Feligast
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.04.25 19:32:00 - [4]
 

You really need to fit a tank. Maybe 1x floaty toy, or even a damage specific hardener.

Nice job sieging the TCU on the hose pipe, that can be tricky when your fleet sizes are relatively even.

Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
Posted - 2011.04.25 23:03:00 - [5]
 

Can't be EVE PvP you didn't even need to use the Falcon Alt. Razz

Though I could not honestly think of an RL example of that. What a great thread.

ThirdEyeBlenny
Posted - 2011.04.25 23:05:00 - [6]
 

Let me guess... this is cunning attempt at another 'drake is overpowered' thread.

9/10 for ingenuity

Kavol Valarius
Amarr
Original Ganksters
Destiny Corrupted.
Posted - 2011.04.26 00:06:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: ThirdEyeBlenny
Let me guess... this is cunning attempt at another 'drake is overpowered' thread.

9/10 for ingenuity



Ahh you got me.

Lolz

Never forget your speed mod (Trainers) Very Happy

foksieloy
Minmatar
Rockets ponies and rainbows
Posted - 2011.04.26 06:08:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Patient 2428190
Can't be EVE PvP you didn't even need to use the Falcon Alt.


Wife baking brownies in the kitchen which distracts the kids.

Dilligafmofo
Gallente
Sandman Plc
Posted - 2011.04.26 07:21:00 - [9]
 

I find 2 x small arm bands is enough tank for anything up to 7 years old in such a scenario.

If they have friends waiting at the gate to blob once you have engaged always ensure your falcon alt is available ( next door neighbour armed with 14m hose).

btw, expert use of the doomsday old chap !!

Cucumber Sammiches
Posted - 2011.04.26 08:30:00 - [10]
 

I hope you did not smack your kids in local afterwards!

Evolution1979
Posted - 2011.04.26 10:21:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Evolution1979 on 26/04/2011 13:14:26
Edit: Deleted as per request Very Happy

Concubinia Scarlett
Posted - 2011.04.26 11:59:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Evolution1979
I actually applied eve tactics in RL to.

This one time,.....


I was going to post something amusing in this thread, but that post kinda killed my enthusiasm Sad

Evolution1979
Posted - 2011.04.26 12:02:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Concubinia Scarlett
Originally by: Evolution1979
I actually applied eve tactics in RL to.

This one time,.....


I was going to post something amusing in this thread, but that post kinda killed my enthusiasm Sad


Wasnt funny?
Should i delete it?
Sad

Proffesor Vaughn
Posted - 2011.04.26 13:09:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Proffesor Vaughn on 26/04/2011 13:09:39
Im probably feeding the troll but no it was not funny and yes you should delete it.

RavenPaine
Posted - 2011.04.26 20:52:00 - [15]
 

Now you all must create an alliance, and fly to the neighboring systems.

Additional weapons for the roam:
Cap Boosters: (Mountain Dew, Pepsi)
Boosters: (Snickers Bar)
Bombs: (Water Balloons)
Remote Reps: (Ice Cream Truck)

Don't forget that Concord is real :P

Vorekk
LowBall Heavy Industries
Cloning Gone Wrong
Posted - 2011.04.28 07:22:00 - [16]
 

I set orbit at approx 1 metre and opened fire.

lmao, nice little story man... thanks :)

Kastsumi Kobayariel
Posted - 2011.04.28 07:48:00 - [17]
 

If this was real eve pvp tactics you'd have come back with 6 other people armed with clubs and beat her to death.

Liotia
Posted - 2011.04.28 08:48:00 - [18]
 

Edited by: Liotia on 28/04/2011 08:49:02
...to be followed with a little mining for ore with the wife.

Beat General
Posted - 2011.04.28 13:26:00 - [19]
 

So in RL.... the second you scratch somebody... 20 police officers show up and shoot you until you die?

Solstice Project
Posted - 2011.04.28 16:08:00 - [20]
 


*lol*
Nice story :D

Ohhai Grandis
Posted - 2011.04.28 17:40:00 - [21]
 

Lol @ the floaty toy tank

Daphne Q
Our Own Pirate Society
Posted - 2011.04.29 13:18:00 - [22]
 

OP: Your story was creative, amusing, and entertaining. Thanks for posting, I enjoyed it.

OTOH, comments about a father and 6 others beating his daughter to death with clubs is not amusing at all. In fact, its way over the line.

Sutskop
PILSGESCHWADER
Monkey Circus
Posted - 2011.04.29 13:44:00 - [23]
 

Good read :) And: Nerf nanos?

CaptainSyler
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.04.29 15:50:00 - [24]
 

get a cloaky ship and gatecamp :)

Zak Zerachiel
Caldari
Helljumpers
En Garde
Posted - 2011.05.01 02:02:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Patient 2428190
Can't be EVE PvP you didn't even need to use the Falcon Alt. Razz

Though I could not honestly think of an RL example of that. What a great thread.



Falcon alt: Friend in the bushes with bear mace.
Target is successfully "jammed" (blinded, thus cannot target) for... a while.

Squatdog
State Protectorate
Posted - 2011.05.01 04:33:00 - [26]
 

Floyd Mayweather has successfully employed nano-***ging in his last few bouts.

Blastfizzle
THE R0NIN
Posted - 2011.05.01 14:42:00 - [27]
 

Very Happy Personally, I would light a distraction cyno... but good job!

Varcaus
Posted - 2011.05.02 03:08:00 - [28]
 

Were was your cap ship buddies (truck with water tank and 4x hose)

Malcolm Faust
Posted - 2011.05.04 19:45:00 - [29]
 

Where was your neutral rep? Twisted Evil

cool story bro

Dasola
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.05.05 15:23:00 - [30]
 

Wondering if titans doomsday would be equivalent of one of those forest fire helicopters that can drop couple tons of water on you in one go. Wink


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