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KvvarK UK
Posted - 2011.04.20 01:40:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: KvvarK UK on 20/04/2011 01:40:58
The Hatchery did it again...

After reading a thread here on the forum about a potential theft I decided to give it a try. I registered a account on their website and applied to the corp.
I was kinda surprised that I was accepted without any questions and anything with a 0 day and 0 posts account. I started lurking in their Teamspeak / corp chat
and after a while it became obvious that their leader Kwark uK is a massive douche bag ingame and out of game. He constantly calls his corp members and fleet members
worthless. That gave me even more reason to steal from them. Unfortunately they only provide access to directors and that's Kwark who likes to rule everything.

But it only took like three days to learn that Kwark uses trading for money and that he uses a shared freighter account for the trading and he has no problems giving out
the account information in Teamspeak chat where everyone can see it. I checked the account and he had various industrials and a freighter. I was almost going to steal the stuff
there but I waited since I knew that Kwark likes to freighter 10b+ worth of ammo on his freighter.

It was today, after that I heard him complaining about his corpmates lack of skill and that he needs to command every fleet that I decided to clean the freighter out. After listening for a while
I heard him give the order to move the freighter since it was full.

I quickly logged in on his shared account and sent it all away to my characters. Stuff stolen: ten billions worth of faction ammo, a freighter, a Orca, 400 000 000 isk and two t2 transport ships.


Kinda nice haul for two weeks of afk:ing in a Teamspeak channel. Will be providing tears from corp chat as time goes. Kwark has no idea about who is in his corp and what they do.


Ps: I heard that shared accounts are illegal according to CCP:s EULA.

jimmyjam
Gallente
Sinner Among Saints
Exquisite Malevolence
Posted - 2011.04.20 01:49:00 - [2]
 

If this is not a troll that CEO is the biggest Dumb a55 in game.

Loraine Gess
Posted - 2011.04.20 02:27:00 - [3]
 

Shared accounts are illegal, but you'll be the one smacked with the ban for this. Trust me, I done it before! Didn't matter that he gave me his account info and said it was now shared, the fact that I cleaned it out and they petitioned meant *I* was apparently in the wrong. So... have fun with that ban. Make sure to petition it immediately afterwards, cause otherwise that perma isn't coming off.

Soldarius
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
Posted - 2011.04.20 04:02:00 - [4]
 

Who would trust someone named Kwark, or KvvarK for that matter, anyway?

Ifly Uwalk
Caldari
Concentrated Evil
Posted - 2011.04.20 06:19:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: KvvarK UK
I quickly logged in on his shared account...

Cool story bro. Enjoy your ban.

m3rb3aSt
Minmatar
Advanced Component Research Enterprise
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.04.20 06:37:00 - [6]
 

Woah sweet bro you managed to get in a corp from a starcraft 2 website and steal a paltry amount of stuff!!! GO YOU!

KwarK uK
Posted - 2011.04.20 09:35:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: KwarK uK on 20/04/2011 11:54:48
Quick refutation.

I don't refuse to give out access to anyone in corp, I just don't give it out to you. I am a **** to corpmembers but it's 90% banter and evidently they don't mind too much because they're ****s right back to me. We troll each other a lot.

I'm willing to tell new corp members how I make my money and help them earn their own. That's because we're a community corp who help each other. The fact that it only took you three days to work out I make my isk from trading just means it took you three days to ask. I'm not sure how that is a brag but whatever.

You were almost going to steal the stuff but you waited? About 48 hours ago the account had around 10b on it, about the time you claimed you were waiting for the right time to strike. At the time of your theft there was a grand total of 0 rounds of faction ammo in the freighter. Not a single thing on the account at the time belonged to me and there was barely anything on the account.

In short you're bragging about spending 3 days discovering stuff that is public knowledge, there's even a big topic in the want to buy forum where I announce I want minmatar LP so I can trade faction ammo.
You're then bragging about waiting for the exact right time to strike because you're an amazing corp thief when you hit at the exact wrong time.
You're then lying about how much you took, claiming you got the freighter full of ammo (which you could have) when in fact you got the empty freighter (screenshot below).

I remember when people used to actually do something notable before making a topic about it. Sad times in the C&P forum.

http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/KwarK/best_corp_theft_ever2.jpg

Edit: also what's with "After listening for a while
I heard him give the order to move the freighter since it was full.".
Who does that?!? Like seriously, what? It wasn't me in a swivel chair in my space office going "People of The Hatchery, the freighter is full. MOVE OUT!" and then waiting for people to spring into action. I just logged onto it and autopiloted it to Jita.

Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2011.04.20 10:03:00 - [8]
 

the funny part is, not even the CEO is denying that he did a banable offence

KwarK uK
Posted - 2011.04.20 10:05:00 - [9]
 

For what it's worth I also do not intend to start a witch hunt or anything like that in the corp. We are a corp based upon a community of starcraft players who accept people based on that community rather than eve (although a veteran eve account is no indication of a trustworthyness obv). What that means is that we have a lot of fun and banter because of that community tie, we watch progames together, a lot of us already know each other through the forums. Corp theft is accepted as a risk which is why 90% of our isk is limited to director access.
In my opinion it's worth having that community and taking the risk than barring everyone out.

Sutskop
PILSGESCHWADER
Monkey Circus
Posted - 2011.04.20 10:45:00 - [10]
 

I'm confused. The CEO named kwark uk recruited someone named kvvark uk? EPIC.

Firebolt145
The Hatchery
Posted - 2011.04.20 10:54:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Sutskop
I'm confused. The CEO named kwark uk recruited someone named kvvark uk? EPIC.

Er, no. Not really.

Body Shield
The Hatchery
Posted - 2011.04.20 11:13:00 - [12]
 

Oh no, what ever shall we do, we'll have to disband the corp now.

PS. I've been playing the game for three months and I have more isk than that guy stole from Kwark.

Karah Serrigan
Posted - 2011.04.20 11:41:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: KvvarK UK
Edited by: KvvarK UK on 20/04/2011 01:40:58
The Hatchery did it again...

After reading a thread here on the forum about a potential theft I decided to give it a try. I registered a account on their website and applied to the corp.
I was kinda surprised that I was accepted without any questions and anything with a 0 day and 0 posts account. I started lurking in their Teamspeak / corp chat
and after a while it became obvious that their leader Kwark uK is a massive douche bag ingame and out of game. He constantly calls his corp members and fleet members
worthless. That gave me even more reason to steal from them. Unfortunately they only provide access to directors and that's Kwark who likes to rule everything.

But it only took like three days to learn that Kwark uses trading for money and that he uses a shared freighter account for the trading and he has no problems giving out
the account information in Teamspeak chat where everyone can see it. I checked the account and he had various industrials and a freighter. I was almost going to steal the stuff
there but I waited since I knew that Kwark likes to freighter 10b+ worth of ammo on his freighter.

It was today, after that I heard him complaining about his corpmates lack of skill and that he needs to command every fleet that I decided to clean the freighter out. After listening for a while
I heard him give the order to move the freighter since it was full.

I quickly logged in on his shared account and sent it all away to my characters. Stuff stolen: ten billions worth of faction ammo, a freighter, a Orca, 400 000 000 isk and two t2 transport ships.


Kinda nice haul for two weeks of afk:ing in a Teamspeak channel. Will be providing tears from corp chat as time goes. Kwark has no idea about who is in his corp and what they do.


Ps: I heard that shared accounts are illegal according to CCP:s EULA.

PPs: I heard that impersonating by choosing very similar char names is illegal according to CCP:s EULA

tofucake prime
The Hatchery
Posted - 2011.04.20 11:46:00 - [14]
 

In all fairness, we are all pretty useless.

The Grabbler
Dangerous Kitten Assault Team
Posted - 2011.04.20 13:08:00 - [15]
 

TBH Hatchery is terrible.

Ive gone thru much pewpew with them....I still remember listening to Kwark on coms, jumping into a gatecamp of another fail alliance we had decced (which for some godforsaken reason The Hatchery ended up doing co-op with us) in a vagabond....saying he was going to agress them on a gate, and saying that he was going to kite a gang of like 15 battleships...

10 seconds later...

"IM DOWN GAIZ LOL HAVE FUN ON YOUR OP, OH BTW THE GIG IS UP THEY KNOW WHATS GOING ON"

/facepalms all around/

Karah Serrigan
Posted - 2011.04.20 13:22:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: The Grabbler
TBH Hatchery is terrible.

Ive gone thru much pewpew with them....I still remember listening to Kwark on coms, jumping into a gatecamp of another fail alliance we had decced (which for some godforsaken reason The Hatchery ended up doing co-op with us) in a vagabond....saying he was going to agress them on a gate, and saying that he was going to kite a gang of like 15 battleships...

10 seconds later...

"IM DOWN GAIZ LOL HAVE FUN ON YOUR OP, OH BTW THE GIG IS UP THEY KNOW WHATS GOING ON"

/facepalms all around/

Cant find said vagabond. In fact i cant find anything that is not a drake or pod loss in a year.
y u(dark horses and affiliates) mad tho?

Narome Bandur
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Posted - 2011.04.20 13:36:00 - [17]
 

They should stick to games played by spastics.

Ifly Uwalk
Caldari
Concentrated Evil
Posted - 2011.04.20 13:41:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Grimpak
the funny part is, not even the CEO is denying that he did a banable offence

Body Shield
The Hatchery
Posted - 2011.04.20 13:44:00 - [19]
 

Micro over macro dude

Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
Posted - 2011.04.20 14:13:00 - [20]
 

Ban every last one of them.

KwarK uK
Posted - 2011.04.20 14:18:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: The Grabbler
TBH Hatchery is terrible.

Ive gone thru much pewpew with them....I still remember listening to Kwark on coms, jumping into a gatecamp of another fail alliance we had decced (which for some godforsaken reason The Hatchery ended up doing co-op with us) in a vagabond....saying he was going to agress them on a gate, and saying that he was going to kite a gang of like 15 battleships...

10 seconds later...

"IM DOWN GAIZ LOL HAVE FUN ON YOUR OP, OH BTW THE GIG IS UP THEY KNOW WHATS GOING ON"

/facepalms all around/

I can't fly vagabonds. Was it perhaps kvvark UK, my nemesis, who was with you?

Caelum Terra
Posted - 2011.04.20 16:38:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: The Grabbler
TBH Hatchery is terrible.

Ive gone thru much pewpew with them....I still remember listening to Kwark on coms, jumping into a gatecamp of another fail alliance we had decced (which for some godforsaken reason The Hatchery ended up doing co-op with us) in a vagabond....saying he was going to agress them on a gate, and saying that he was going to kite a gang of like 15 battleships...

10 seconds later...

"IM DOWN GAIZ LOL HAVE FUN ON YOUR OP, OH BTW THE GIG IS UP THEY KNOW WHATS GOING ON"

/facepalms all around/


Thank you for this sir, the thought of Kwark flying a vagabond really made me chuckle, unfortunately if you had ever flown with us like you seem to propose you would know that kwark refuses to fly anything else then a drake.

but still thanks it was very funny :)

As for the theft itself, I dont know what to say, props for stealing pocket change ? Are we all supposed to say youre a god amongst god.

You can picture the Hatchery as badly as you wish on these forums, but the fact of the matter is in the end we will always be a community corp and we will always be popping ships and enjoying the game (oh and did I mention pop a lot of ships ?)

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.04.20 16:48:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Karah Serrigan
Originally by: KvvarK UK
Edited by: KvvarK UK on 20/04/2011 01:40:58
The Hatchery did it again...

After reading a thread here on the forum about a potential theft I decided to give it a try. I registered a account on their website and applied to the corp.
I was kinda surprised that I was accepted without any questions and anything with a 0 day and 0 posts account. I started lurking in their Teamspeak / corp chat
and after a while it became obvious that their leader Kwark uK is a massive douche bag ingame and out of game. He constantly calls his corp members and fleet members
worthless. That gave me even more reason to steal from them. Unfortunately they only provide access to directors and that's Kwark who likes to rule everything.

But it only took like three days to learn that Kwark uses trading for money and that he uses a shared freighter account for the trading and he has no problems giving out
the account information in Teamspeak chat where everyone can see it. I checked the account and he had various industrials and a freighter. I was almost going to steal the stuff
there but I waited since I knew that Kwark likes to freighter 10b+ worth of ammo on his freighter.

It was today, after that I heard him complaining about his corpmates lack of skill and that he needs to command every fleet that I decided to clean the freighter out. After listening for a while
I heard him give the order to move the freighter since it was full.

I quickly logged in on his shared account and sent it all away to my characters. Stuff stolen: ten billions worth of faction ammo, a freighter, a Orca, 400 000 000 isk and two t2 transport ships.


Kinda nice haul for two weeks of afk:ing in a Teamspeak channel. Will be providing tears from corp chat as time goes. Kwark has no idea about who is in his corp and what they do.


Ps: I heard that shared accounts are illegal according to CCP:s EULA.

PPs: I heard that impersonating by choosing very similar char names is illegal according to CCP:s EULA



Tell that to the 48 people that have "Xenu" in their name. I was going to be "Lord Xenu" but some ******* took that name already and only played for a few days.

axxeessee
Posted - 2011.04.20 19:04:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Xenuria
Originally by: Karah Serrigan
Originally by: KvvarK UK
Edited by: KvvarK UK on 20/04/2011 01:40:58
The Hatchery did it again...

After reading a thread here on the forum about a potential theft I decided to give it a try. I registered a account on their website and applied to the corp.
I was kinda surprised that I was accepted without any questions and anything with a 0 day and 0 posts account. I started lurking in their Teamspeak / corp chat
and after a while it became obvious that their leader Kwark uK is a massive douche bag ingame and out of game. He constantly calls his corp members and fleet members
worthless. That gave me even more reason to steal from them. Unfortunately they only provide access to directors and that's Kwark who likes to rule everything.

But it only took like three days to learn that Kwark uses trading for money and that he uses a shared freighter account for the trading and he has no problems giving out
the account information in Teamspeak chat where everyone can see it. I checked the account and he had various industrials and a freighter. I was almost going to steal the stuff
there but I waited since I knew that Kwark likes to freighter 10b+ worth of ammo on his freighter.

It was today, after that I heard him complaining about his corpmates lack of skill and that he needs to command every fleet that I decided to clean the freighter out. After listening for a while
I heard him give the order to move the freighter since it was full.

I quickly logged in on his shared account and sent it all away to my characters. Stuff stolen: ten billions worth of faction ammo, a freighter, a Orca, 400 000 000 isk and two t2 transport ships.


Kinda nice haul for two weeks of afk:ing in a Teamspeak channel. Will be providing tears from corp chat as time goes. Kwark has no idea about who is in his corp and what they do.


Ps: I heard that shared accounts are illegal according to CCP:s EULA.

PPs: I heard that impersonating by choosing very similar char names is illegal according to CCP:s EULA



Tell that to the 48 people that have "Xenu" in their name. I was going to be "Lord Xenu" but some ******* took that name already and only played for a few days.


Impersonating != ''putting a popular word in your character name''

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2011.04.20 20:01:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: KwarK uK
Edit: also what's with "After listening for a while
I heard him give the order to move the freighter since it was full.".
Who does that?!? Like seriously, what? It wasn't me in a swivel chair in my space office going "People of The Hatchery, the freighter is full. MOVE OUT!" and then waiting for people to spring into action. I just logged onto it and autopiloted it to Jita.


/thread

I now demand a swivel chair in my space office Embarassed

Valenius Cato
Posted - 2011.04.20 20:13:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: KvvarK UK
Edited by: KvvarK UK on 20/04/2011 01:40:58
I started lurking in their Teamspeak / corp chat and after a while it became obvious that their leader Kwark uK is a massive douche bag ingame and out of game. He constantly calls his corp members and fleet members
worthless.


He hates us all, and it's a massive dictatorship. That's why we all stick around, i like to feel dominated baby.

tofucake prime
The Hatchery
Posted - 2011.04.20 21:04:00 - [27]
 

Also, what's with people creating alts to say how much **** they stole from us? All the threads worth reading about heists (actually, even the ones not worth reading) are done on recognizable names. Guess you realize that it's a ****ty story you made up and don't want to embarrass yourself.

Oh wait I just answered my own question.

Please ignore this post. Continue on. Nothing to see here.

Abominare
The Hatchery
Posted - 2011.04.20 21:04:00 - [28]
 

Why do all the kwark impersonators have awesome avatars? I especially enjoyed the old one from the marsoc war, complete with creepy french perv mustache.

Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2011.04.20 21:08:00 - [29]
 

Wait, you stole from those team liquid guys?

Hey I actually liked them.

tofucake prime
The Hatchery
Posted - 2011.04.20 21:30:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Aiwha
Wait, you stole from those team liquid guys?

Hey I actually liked them.
wat past tense?

did we do something?

please, tell us!

we crave attention!!!!!!11!


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