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Satallius
Posted - 2011.04.17 06:27:00 - [1]
 

Yeah I was dating this chick , since we both play Eve online. Anyway, she finally let me dock at her station if you get my drift , and 2 days later It burns everytime I drain coolant if you get my meaning, and it was scratchy and itchy. So I go to the doctor and I find out I have ghonorrea and crabs. Ive heard of dock lobsters, but not dock crabs. Anyway, Im looking for a merc to wardec her corp as payback for her treachery.

Siro Higami
Posted - 2011.04.17 06:33:00 - [2]
 

best troll post on CnP in a while...6/10

Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.04.17 06:59:00 - [3]
 

Did they look like this?

Satallius
Posted - 2011.04.17 07:15:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Nathan Jameson
Did they look like this?



Ehh I didnt get a good look, I just felt the itching sensation, and the little red welts it leaves. At first I thought it was razor burn, but nope, crabs and ghonorrea.
I am willing to pay up to 100 billion Isk for a war dec against her corp that ruins her corp, destroys it, makes it gone. Turns out she has been around Jita more then The Orphanage and the privateers combined. She must pay. Everybody pays!

Krullskull
Amarr
Imperial Academy
Posted - 2011.04.17 11:56:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Krullskull on 17/04/2011 11:56:43
ahh so your the bloke me mum is dating know! . . . um sorry bout the rash and all i didn't mean to bring it home

Azureite
Amarr
Special Forces Operation Detachment Delta
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.04.17 18:14:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Satallius
Yeah I was dating this chick , since we both play Eve online. Anyway, she finally let me dock at her station if you get my drift , and 2 days later It burns everytime I drain coolant if you get my meaning, and it was scratchy and itchy. So I go to the doctor and I find out I have ghonorrea and crabs. Ive heard of dock lobsters, but not dock crabs. Anyway, Im looking for a merc to wardec her corp as payback for her treachery.
You seem to be speaking in code...

TheHoDown
Posted - 2011.04.18 10:35:00 - [7]
 

It was Zarak1's Mom.. I had this happen to me... SHE MUST PAY!!

Lady Retardo
Posted - 2011.04.18 11:13:00 - [8]
 

I admit, but i hope you could show some mercy.

Lonesome Joe
Posted - 2011.04.18 16:28:00 - [9]
 

So out of the 6% of female players in EVE you managed to hook up with the one that not only has gonorrhea but crabs as well? What did it cost you? A Noctis BPO? A Navy Raven? This is what happens when people place too much of an importance on in-game "stuff." Selling your RL body for items in a video game is just wrong. Sure, one day you may own EVE, but your punany will end up being like a bombed out fish factory: desolate, empty and stinking of fishy decay.

Nizran L'Crit
Caldari
Eternal Guardians
Bloodbound.
Posted - 2011.04.18 21:44:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Lonesome Joe
So out of the 6% of female players in EVE you managed to hook up with the one that not only has gonorrhea but crabs as well? What did it cost you? A Noctis BPO? A Navy Raven? This is what happens when people place too much of an importance on in-game "stuff." Selling your RL body for items in a video game is just wrong. Sure, one day you may own EVE, but your punany will end up being like a bombed out fish factory: desolate, empty and stinking of fishy decay.


You're assuming that the OP actually hooked up with a girl? Wow, you give him more props than I do. -.-!

Satallius
Posted - 2011.04.18 23:01:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Lonesome Joe
So out of the 6% of female players in EVE you managed to hook up with the one that not only has gonorrhea but crabs as well? What did it cost you? A Noctis BPO? A Navy Raven? This is what happens when people place too much of an importance on in-game "stuff." Selling your RL body for items in a video game is just wrong. Sure, one day you may own EVE, but your punany will end up being like a bombed out fish factory: desolate, empty and stinking of fishy decay.


Actually, a notcis BPO, 2 drakes, A navy raven, a nighthawk and 3 tengus.
But thats besides the point.Im looking for vengeance, and I have ISK to pay. My burning crotch is your financial game. She screwed me when I screwed her so now you get to benefit financially. Its like hookering in reverse. So any takers?


 

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