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Slacker Industries
Posted - 2005.02.07 17:21:00 - [1]

Edited by: Arkanis on 07/02/2005 17:39:53
Do you have what it takes to be the man?

Do you have the desire to work hard and be all that you can be?

Do you have the drive to succeed and make yourself the cream of the crop?

If you answer yes to any of the above questions well I hear GKS are recruiting.

If on the other hand you're like lazy, apathetic fighting the good fight for apathy then join us, we're slackers.

The reason for this lacklustre/weak attempt at a recruitment drive is due to our current waning member base. Due to certain issues some corporation members have requested some time off. So we're looking for some new friends.

Based in and around the Domain, Bleak Lands, Khanid and Querious regions of the galactic eve cluster. With a diverse player base from mixed countries around Yurop and the Americas. We are primarily a corporation made of friends so if you can't handle the general banter and/or singing that goes on in corp or teamspeak then I guess you can join and pod us or something. I'm quite high on crash at the moment.

We've tried mining and due to recent activities don't have the will nor desire to do it. However we don't mind converting miners to other professions, we're believers in what you want to do and don't shout at your choice of career. However, we we're willing to recruit a mining division through corp merger or something, if you want to kick start our manufacturing that's great, we're just too lazy to do it ourselves.

If you're currently a miner or you fight the good fight against the pirates of the Guristas and Sansha variety and want to try your hand against pod-fitted pilots then sign up today and shoot really bad things which smell and stuff.

Slacker Industries are currently fighting FIX in Querious, if you enjoy all forms of player combat, we have some part for you.

If you want to join a relaxed corp, which is less strict and has a relaxed working atmosphere then check us out.

If you enjoy friendly banter in corp chat then look us up.

We're looking for both experienced and new players of all ages and skills. Slacker Industries is over a year old and is here to stay.

For questions and comments, feel free to join the ingame channel of 'ORTFA' or send a mail to either myself, Righteous Fury or News.


Righteous Fury
Posted - 2005.02.07 17:40:00 - [2]

Edited by: Righteous Fury on 07/02/2005 17:41:38
Since Arkanis is a bit wordy at times, here are the cliffs:

We're looking for a limited number of people we can get along with and count in our small group of friends. We're mainly a PVP corp, operating in the Khanid and Querious regions fighting against FIX alongside Stain Empire. We're willing to recruit of any age or profession (provided we like you enough Wink). If you're looking for a casual group of friends to chill with while enjoying eve with no specific duties, then we may just be the corp for you.

Ruination Soban
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2005.02.07 17:59:00 - [3]

Ark ur a clown gosh darnit! Laughing

Slacker Industries
Posted - 2005.02.07 18:01:00 - [4]


Wraith Warrior
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2005.02.07 18:41:00 - [5]

Great guys. While I personally find Ark's banter a little... strange... it is entertaining nevertheless.

This is a fun group of very good PVP'ers, top notch all the way around. Highly recommend our good friends. 2 Thumbs Up. Join NOOOOOOOW! And if you don't join now because you are a slacker, then that is all the more reason to get up off ya lazy arse and join your fellow Slackers.

Slacker Industries.. why settle for second best when third is one number higher? =)

Seriously tho, these guys know how to fight.

Posted - 2005.02.07 18:59:00 - [6]

Even though Arkanis lusts after Righteous Fury (who is surely going to give in to his amorous advances any day Wink), that shouldn't put you off joining Slacker.

They're a really great bunch of guys that play the game by their own rules and have a damned good time doing it.

So join now, and start really having fun in Eve! Very Happy

Yuki Li
Omerta Syndicate
Posted - 2005.02.07 19:48:00 - [7]

I hate Arkanis. All he does is make up junk like this and post it, i mean, who cares? so you're lazy, who cares? so you're in querious, who cares? so you ganked my Raven, who cares?

Yes. i HATE you. and i HATE your friends. and i HATE your god damn shoes!



Slacker Industries
Exuro Mortis
Posted - 2005.02.07 20:10:00 - [8]

Edited by: Cyranus on 07/02/2005 20:29:10
Yuki! Sorry we didn't talk after our chat in local. Just so you know, I meant every word of it. Very Happy

Trey Azagthoth
T3AM America
Wicked Nation
Posted - 2005.02.07 21:02:00 - [9]

I lubz all these guys, they are wonderful in bed... I mean, they are spicy lovers... I mean, they are wonderul PVPers and I want to have their babies!

Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2005.02.07 21:19:00 - [10]

great corp excellent pvper join em

Resistance is Futile
Posted - 2005.02.07 21:48:00 - [11]

Yes, as Ark said, you can mail him, Righteous, or News... or you could just come to the Gatekeepers public chanel "GKS"... they are always there... and I mean ALWAYS; Like a bad case of crabs or HerpaGhonaSyphalAids that never goes away. I think they are really stalkers!

In all reality, they are a good group of guys. A little strange.. oh hell, who am I kidding, they are damn weird! If you are interested in the more lazy, bizzare side of EVE, Slackers are the way to go... BTW, having a pseudo gay voice and an ability to sing doesn't hurt; and I am not joking. I have been on their TS several times.. it happens, this is the place, these are the people!

And in the words of Righteous Fury "Die in a Fire"

Posted - 2005.02.07 21:49:00 - [12]

what are you talkin about you battyboy. gonna beatch slapping ya when i see ya in eve.

Slacker Industries
The Boat Violencing Initiative
Posted - 2005.02.07 22:14:00 - [13]

We also give our members awesome titles. You don't want to miss out on those!

Slacker Industries
The Boat Violencing Initiative
Posted - 2005.02.08 04:20:00 - [14]

Edited by: SLIM on 08/02/2005 05:03:31
The best part of joining is that you get to have me randomly pop on and berate you for not tackling properly.

Professional corp, and truth in advertising. A good corp for people who don't feel like being corp slaves.

The Mizz
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2005.02.08 06:54:00 - [15]

Great Guys! TBH some of the best pvper's in the game.
Good Luck to you guys in the future.

Posted - 2005.02.08 15:13:00 - [16]

aye slackers and gks are great pvpers , i had the honour to be in there gang sometimes , who knows what they upto now . Shocked.

id say join them , but dont forget the darkside needs people to Wink

Slacker Industries
Posted - 2005.02.09 17:17:00 - [17]

Thanks for your kind words.

We're still looking for people. We're looking for people rather than skill points.

Katya Detia
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2005.02.09 19:44:00 - [18]

I've had some fun with slackers. good guys :)

Slacker Industries
Posted - 2005.02.11 10:16:00 - [19]

Thanks Kat.

We're still looking for a few individuals.

Slacker Industries
The Boat Violencing Initiative
Posted - 2005.02.13 18:12:00 - [20]

Ok people, here's the deal. Our friends from GKS are recruiting, and it pains us greatly that they are raking in the new recruits by the dozens, while our recruitment drive has so far been slightly less succesfull.

So we're currently blaming Arkanis for generally not coming through on his promises to bring us a few good men.

If you're into PVP or willing to get into it, we are just the corp for you. Non of us are afraid to go into different kinds of combat, and our experience levels range from high to low. If you need to be taught the ropes, we can do that for you. If you're looking to take your first steps in 0.0 space and all the exciting adventures it brings, we're the corp for you.

At the same time we have lots of activities Empire side. When we really have to, we can be seen mining the glorious boulders of Veldspar and Scordite. Most of us can run level 4 agents, so if you want to tag along or need tips on how to handle the various missions, we'll be glad to help you out.

All that aside, I would like to quote Arkanis from when he recruited me:

"We're a bunch of likeminded assclowns, set out to have fun"

If you're interested, contact me, Arkanis or Righteous Fury ingame, or visit our public channel 'ORTFA' (we'll be glad to explain what that stands for).


/me falls over from fatigue caused by all the effort

Slacker Industries
Posted - 2005.02.15 14:01:00 - [21]

Yes, I did say that over a year ago and its still true now.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

HellJumpers Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.15 18:42:00 - [22]

We're a very (VERY) relaxed group. We do what we want when we want. Not a lot of politics just good o' fashion random fun.

P.S. Please join...If you don't Fury'll beat us...

Solus Imbrium
Posted - 2005.02.16 04:14:00 - [23]

AH ha!, finally a corp that meets my non finger lifting standards! In the midst of my crummy deployment, my old corp comtek had disbanded itself to my dissapointment. Those bastards... Anyway, Me and my lady friend (if she so descides to play (she owes me one after quitting uo and lieving me cold and alone)) will be looking for a corp thats easygoing enough for her (a newb) and killinous enough for me (a duranged psycopath with 4mil plus skill pts). Sadly though, I am without a bs at the moment but will be remedied as soon as my batallion gets off its lazy ass and sends me stateside. ANYway, give it a thought and email me at [email protected]

Slacker Industries
Posted - 2005.02.16 18:25:00 - [24]

Thanks for your interest.

Just some notes as we're on the second page for anyone who didn't click the first.

We're an easy going corp who are looking for new friends. To help you have fun rather than forcing you to do stuff for us.

If your current corp is telling you to do something and you're no longer having fun, join us, we're slackers. Its not like we're going to tell you to do something we won't.

Slacker Industries: We're not a cult, just awesome.

Helping you to hit the six degrees of inner awesomeness.

'Roll the dice, don't think twice.'

Star Kingdom of Manticore
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
Posted - 2005.02.16 19:23:00 - [25]

New recruitment Ark, I hope you will be succesfull, maybe i will join slacker forces in some action as in P_P times. It was good time and good pvp in kbp and providence. And so much funn...Very Happy

Rusom Rokath
Posted - 2005.02.18 01:24:00 - [26]

Good bunch of guys. I've had several dealings with them, and once you get used to their general lazyness and slightly bizarre way of looking at things, you'll learn to love 'em just like I did Wink

Slacker Industries
Exuro Mortis
Posted - 2005.02.18 01:40:00 - [27]

We shall cleanse the galaxy of heretics!!

All shall fall before us!! In a glorius cresendo of fire shall we bring forth the reckoning!!

Tomorrow we let slip the dogs of war and destroy all those who stand against us!

Well, maybe next week......

Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2005.02.18 03:38:00 - [28]

I'm busy next week. What about the week after?

Posted - 2005.02.18 18:35:00 - [29]

veri good croporation lots of nice guyz and helpfull with mining when u need insurens for ship, also veri good pvp and kill much. Very Happy

Wraith Warrior
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2005.02.18 19:12:00 - [30]

Originally by: texass
veri good croporation lots of nice guyz and helpfull with mining when u need insurens for ship, also veri good pvp and kill much. Very Happy


THat is the funniest EVAR!

Free bump for Slackers!

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