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Peri Simone
Steel Dawn Inc.
Posted - 2011.04.13 15:06:00 - [31]
 

Wow, we're really not prepared, are we?

I've got a lighter and a can of deodorant, or I suppose I could smash a zombie skull with my hard drive.

Vantoth
Gallente
Master of None
Posted - 2011.04.13 16:06:00 - [32]
 

Looks like I will be using a Hyster fork lift (ninja posting from work)

Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
Posted - 2011.04.13 16:09:00 - [33]
 

my external harddrive

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2011.04.13 16:25:00 - [34]
 

Edited by: Akita T on 13/04/2011 16:29:32

Burning cigarette in my left hand ? Could work. Against one gasoline-soaked zombie. And just maybe.
Ashtray partially filled with cigarette butts. Fat load of good will that do.
Glass of water ? Maybe if I battle the wicked witch of the west (or was it east) ?
A chair with a running room ventilator (a.k.a. "Fan") on it ? Meh, doubtful.
Some flammable materials (rubbing alcohol, cologne, can of body spray, candles, incense sticks) ? Probably, again, against one or two zombies, tops, but still doubtful.
Bookcase full of books ? Meh, not with my throwing arm.
A flimsy wooden door ? Yet again doubtful.

I guess, come zombie apocalypse, I'll soon be eating YOUR brains Laughing

Saint Lazarus
Pwn 'N Play
Chaos Theory Alliance
Posted - 2011.04.13 17:09:00 - [35]
 

Spork Cool

jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.04.13 18:34:00 - [36]
 

my new rig ?... well im not using that .... gotta few enpty beer cans and an ashtray will that suffice ?Very Happy

Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
Posted - 2011.04.13 18:57:00 - [37]
 

It's a Russell Hobbs steam iron. One of those with an extra water tank for massive steam requirements. The wife loves it, but I simply refuse to iron anything. Twisted Evil

Taedrin
Gallente
Kushan Industrial
Posted - 2011.04.13 18:57:00 - [38]
 

Headphones.

Originally by: Akita T
Edited by: Akita T on 13/04/2011 16:29:32

Burning cigarette in my left hand ? Could work. Against one gasoline-soaked zombie. And just maybe.
Ashtray partially filled with cigarette butts. Fat load of good will that do.
Glass of water ? Maybe if I battle the wicked witch of the west (or was it east) ?
A chair with a running room ventilator (a.k.a. "Fan") on it ? Meh, doubtful.
Some flammable materials (rubbing alcohol, cologne, can of body spray, candles, incense sticks) ? Probably, again, against one or two zombies, tops, but still doubtful.
Bookcase full of books ? Meh, not with my throwing arm.
A flimsy wooden door ? Yet again doubtful.

I guess, come zombie apocalypse, I'll soon be eating YOUR brains Laughing


Setting a zombie on fire doesn't work, unless you have enough distance on them. They tend to wander about for awhile after being set on fire before becoming incapacitated.

Zaqar
Pator Tech School
Posted - 2011.04.13 20:12:00 - [39]
 

Hmm, a microsoft force feedback steering wheel. Pretty weighty, but not easy to wield.

R'adeh
Gallente
Storm Solutions
Posted - 2011.04.13 21:23:00 - [40]
 

Condoms...I'm so dead Neutral

Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2011.04.13 23:10:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Taedrin
Headphones.

Originally by: Akita T
Edited by: Akita T on 13/04/2011 16:29:32

Burning cigarette in my left hand ? Could work. Against one gasoline-soaked zombie. And just maybe.
Ashtray partially filled with cigarette butts. Fat load of good will that do.
Glass of water ? Maybe if I battle the wicked witch of the west (or was it east) ?
A chair with a running room ventilator (a.k.a. "Fan") on it ? Meh, doubtful.
Some flammable materials (rubbing alcohol, cologne, can of body spray, candles, incense sticks) ? Probably, again, against one or two zombies, tops, but still doubtful.
Bookcase full of books ? Meh, not with my throwing arm.
A flimsy wooden door ? Yet again doubtful.

I guess, come zombie apocalypse, I'll soon be eating YOUR brains Laughing


Setting a zombie on fire doesn't work, unless you have enough distance on them. They tend to wander about for awhile after being set on fire before becoming incapacitated.


The only thing worse than a zombie chasing you is a zombie chasing you while on fire Shocked

Looks like we're all screwed anyway Razz

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2011.04.13 23:41:00 - [42]
 

Edited by: Akita T on 13/04/2011 23:41:30

Look what you did !
You made me remember something...
Search on my HDD for "Highschool of the Dead"...
...and continue watching it from where I left off Twisted Evil

Templar Dane
Amarr
Amarrian Retribution
Posted - 2011.04.14 00:15:00 - [43]
 

Well, seems the weapon I am stuck using is a dead nine volt battery.

It had gotten mixed up in the drawer of the good batteries, and I kept pulling it out to discover it was dead and having to quickly get another.....and then coming home and forgetting where I put the dead one. This morning when it happened I made sure to put it far far away from the others(but not in the trash because I'm a bit OCD about batteries and I wanted to make sure the dud was a dud).

So yeah.......anybody have any ideas about how the **** I can survive with a dead, non-rechargable 9 volt battery?

ceaon
Posted - 2011.04.14 00:32:00 - [44]
 

WampServer shortcut Crying or Very sad

Seun
Caldari
Posted - 2011.04.14 03:00:00 - [45]
 

Dymo LabelWriter 400 Turbo.

I guess i'm going to be part of the undead pretty quick.

Captain Tavius
Picon Fleet
New Eden Research.
Posted - 2011.04.14 03:25:00 - [46]
 

To the immediate left is a cheap Labtec speaker, shortly after that is a notepad and three pens of varying colour and shortly after that is a shelf with a Mauri Berreta.

I think the speaker will do more damage, though I wish the picture said "To the left and behind you" because the Katana I have on display is quite sturdy.

Jno Aubrey
Galactic Patrol
Posted - 2011.04.14 03:35:00 - [47]
 

A stoneware lamp and an 8" high plastic figurine of Kosh Naranek.

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2011.04.14 04:03:00 - [48]
 

how far left are we going, some options for me include

crt monitor, 19" I think it is.
small knife
xbox 360 wired controller
my alarm clock.

Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2011.04.14 04:28:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
how far left are we going, some options for me include

crt monitor, 19" I think it is.
small knife
xbox 360 wired controller
my alarm clock.


Ok, first you throw the crt monitor... then attach the small knife to the xbox wired controller using the alarm clock cord and you'll have a very cheap morning star thingy Cool

Baneken
Gallente
The New Knighthood
Apocalypse Now.
Posted - 2011.04.14 04:36:00 - [50]
 

I have:
- a top shelf cabinet of my "computer desk" which isn't very practical.
- a TI-89 scientific calculator and a cheaper "use only at work" calculator
- a pencil sharpened from both ends and chewed from the middle ...
- my cell phone
- a halogen lamp
- a key to open electric cabinets (I'm an electrician)
- a big box of CD's
- some duck tape
- alarm clock
- big loudspeaker at the top of my cabinet

I think I'm screwed, unless zombies are like vampires from Buffy the vampire slayer. Laughing

Captain Tavius
Picon Fleet
New Eden Research.
Posted - 2011.04.14 06:18:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: Baneken

- some duck tape



Oh god, you're one of them! Shocked

Louis deGuerre
Gallente
Malevolence.
Posted - 2011.04.14 10:54:00 - [52]
 

A fist sized sharp-edged piece of rock with mollusc fossils on it that I brought with me from my sailing trip to Svalbard.
It's serving as a paper weight atm. Should be pretty effective I think.

Julius Rigel
Sub-warp Racing Venture
Posted - 2011.04.14 11:27:00 - [53]
 

As always I'm stuck with my trusty Sharpie™.

Toshiro GreyHawk
Posted - 2011.04.14 12:02:00 - [54]
 

Edited by: Toshiro GreyHawk on 14/04/2011 12:20:39
Eh ... I've got at least one gun (.22 LR) ... a bolo (like a machete) and two hunting knives within easy reach ... Curiously ... except for the gun ... those and my two buck knives were all presents from friends or relatives ... I wonder why people keep giving me knives ... ? I've also got a bunch of BB Guns and a Marine Officers Sword (not mine, I was a L/Cpl).

I guess the best zombie killer of the bunch would be that bolo ... Zombies can't grab you if you hack off their hands and ... can't chase you if you hack off their legs. Shoot out their eyes with the .22 and then lop off their heads with the bolo?

The biggest problem there is that they've mostly been sitting around in the top of my closet for 10 or 20 years ... so the dust may be a little thick ... but they're there ... Zombies - beware.

Hunh ... what else have I got ... big pair of scissors laying on the table to my right ... rusty Craftsman tool box full of tools I used to fix my cars that doubles as a foot rest ... ratchet and socket wrench laying on the table to my left ... big fire extinguisher ... drawer full of pliers, dikes, screw drivers and a tin snip ... not to mention the finger & toe nail clippers, pocket knife, gel tip pen, big bag clipper and a hand full of AA Batteries ... all within immediate reach ... and then of course there's this big, gray, metal Navy Chair I'm sitting in ... I've got a laser pointer to blind them with ... but the batteries are dead ... Oh well ... In any case ...

*shrug*

Zombies better stay away from me. I'm prepared.

.

Milla Lekarariba
Minmatar
Capsuleer Profit Sharing Enterprise
Posted - 2011.04.14 13:04:00 - [55]
 

DVD rack, full of dvds...... must be 20-30 of them, suppose if you throw the discs right they could cut

Myshella Drake
Caldari
Omega Exploration And Reclaimation
Posted - 2011.04.14 15:04:00 - [56]
 

Lets see...to my immediate left:

A wacom tablet
TV remote
PS3 controller
Claymore DVD box set

I guess i could use the tablets corners to do a bit of damage. Maybe throw the controller like some kind of cool boomerang. The DVDs and remote would just impact off the surface of any advancing hordes. Though a bit further to my left there's a nice metal stool, that would be my first choice in a pinch.

Marie Hartinez
Gallente
Aries Munitions and Defense
Posted - 2011.04.14 15:56:00 - [57]
 

Let's see:

- I have a 24" Samsung LCD monitor.
- My portable work phone.
- 2 Craftsman rolling tool chests full of mechanical and electrical tools; I'm a facility manager and electrician by trade.
- about 60 cents in change.
- A cart full of schematics, equipment manuals, and such that really needs filing.
- A 9V and an 18V cordless drill with 4 dead batteries between them; I really need to charge them sometime this week.
- A box full of foam earplugs.

I guess I could use the tool chests as a make shaft barricade, throw all the smaller tools and my phone at the zombies, then use what larger sized tools I have to hack and slash a few more. But overall, I'm pretty much screwed, unless they just need some electrical work done.

Haxfar Portlaind
Posted - 2011.04.14 16:40:00 - [58]
 

A Saitek X52 controller, Jane's Tank Recognition guide and a mug with pencils and pens.

Akiba Penrose
The Praxis Initiative
Posted - 2011.04.14 16:54:00 - [59]
 

An empty Guave Mango Goji-smoothie bottle.

Not optimal at all, guess i need to go Macgyver on them braineaters!

Rana Ash
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
Posted - 2011.04.14 17:31:00 - [60]
 

Well i'm dead Confused

Unless i can trip the zombies with my comp, then throw my external HD on them.
My left speaker will not be much use, nor will my Lady Death posters or my Luis Royo calendar be of much use..


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