Posted - 2011.04.13 16:06:00 - [32]

 

Looks like I will be using a Hyster fork lift (ninja posting from work)

Posted - 2011.04.13 16:25:00 - [34]

 

Edited by: Akita T on 13/04/2011 16:29:32

Burning cigarette in my left hand ? Could work. Against one gasoline-soaked zombie. And just maybe.
Ashtray partially filled with cigarette butts. Fat load of good will that do.
Glass of water ? Maybe if I battle the wicked witch of the west (or was it east) ?
A chair with a running room ventilator (a.k.a. "Fan") on it ? Meh, doubtful.
Some flammable materials (rubbing alcohol, cologne, can of body spray, candles, incense sticks) ? Probably, again, against one or two zombies, tops, but still doubtful.
Bookcase full of books ? Meh, not with my throwing arm.
A flimsy wooden door ? Yet again doubtful.

I guess, come zombie apocalypse, I'll soon be eating YOUR brains

Posted - 2011.04.13 18:34:00 - [36]

 

my new rig ?... well im not using that .... gotta few enpty beer cans and an ashtray will that suffice ?

Posted - 2011.04.13 18:57:00 - [38]

 

Headphones.

Originally by: Akita T

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Edited by: Akita T on 13/04/2011 16:29:32

Burning cigarette in my left hand ? Could work. Against one gasoline-soaked zombie. And just maybe.
Ashtray partially filled with cigarette butts. Fat load of good will that do.
Glass of water ? Maybe if I battle the wicked witch of the west (or was it east) ?
A chair with a running room ventilator (a.k.a. "Fan") on it ? Meh, doubtful.
Some flammable materials (rubbing alcohol, cologne, can of body spray, candles, incense sticks) ? Probably, again, against one or two zombies, tops, but still doubtful.
Bookcase full of books ? Meh, not with my throwing arm.
A flimsy wooden door ? Yet again doubtful.

I guess, come zombie apocalypse, I'll soon be eating YOUR brains

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Setting a zombie on fire doesn't work, unless you have enough distance on them. They tend to wander about for awhile after being set on fire before becoming incapacitated.

Posted - 2011.04.13 21:23:00 - [40]

 

Condoms...I'm so dead

Posted - 2011.04.13 23:41:00 - [42]

 

Edited by: Akita T on 13/04/2011 23:41:30

Look what you did !
You made me remember something...
Search on my HDD for "Highschool of the Dead"...
...and continue watching it from where I left off

Posted - 2011.04.14 00:32:00 - [44]

 

WampServer shortcut

Posted - 2011.04.14 03:25:00 - [46]

 

To the immediate left is a cheap Labtec speaker, shortly after that is a notepad and three pens of varying colour and shortly after that is a shelf with a Mauri Berreta.

I think the speaker will do more damage, though I wish the picture said "To the left and behind you" because the Katana I have on display is quite sturdy.

Posted - 2011.04.14 04:03:00 - [48]

 

how far left are we going, some options for me include

crt monitor, 19" I think it is.
small knife
xbox 360 wired controller
my alarm clock.

Posted - 2011.04.14 04:36:00 - [50]

 

I have:
- a top shelf cabinet of my "computer desk" which isn't very practical.
- a TI-89 scientific calculator and a cheaper "use only at work" calculator
- a pencil sharpened from both ends and chewed from the middle ...
- my cell phone
- a halogen lamp
- a key to open electric cabinets (I'm an electrician)
- a big box of CD's
- some duck tape
- alarm clock
- big loudspeaker at the top of my cabinet

I think I'm screwed, unless zombies are like vampires from Buffy the vampire slayer.

Posted - 2011.04.14 10:54:00 - [52]

 

A fist sized sharp-edged piece of rock with mollusc fossils on it that I brought with me from my sailing trip to Svalbard.
It's serving as a paper weight atm. Should be pretty effective I think.

Posted - 2011.04.14 12:02:00 - [54]

 

Edited by: Toshiro GreyHawk on 14/04/2011 12:20:39
Eh ... I've got at least one gun (.22 LR) ... a bolo (like a machete) and two hunting knives within easy reach ... Curiously ... except for the gun ... those and my two buck knives were all presents from friends or relatives ... I wonder why people keep giving me knives ... ? I've also got a bunch of BB Guns and a Marine Officers Sword (not mine, I was a L/Cpl).

I guess the best zombie killer of the bunch would be that bolo ... Zombies can't grab you if you hack off their hands and ... can't chase you if you hack off their legs. Shoot out their eyes with the .22 and then lop off their heads with the bolo?

The biggest problem there is that they've mostly been sitting around in the top of my closet for 10 or 20 years ... so the dust may be a little thick ... but they're there ... Zombies - beware.

Hunh ... what else have I got ... big pair of scissors laying on the table to my right ... rusty Craftsman tool box full of tools I used to fix my cars that doubles as a foot rest ... ratchet and socket wrench laying on the table to my left ... big fire extinguisher ... drawer full of pliers, dikes, screw drivers and a tin snip ... not to mention the finger & toe nail clippers, pocket knife, gel tip pen, big bag clipper and a hand full of AA Batteries ... all within immediate reach ... and then of course there's this big, gray, metal Navy Chair I'm sitting in ... I've got a laser pointer to blind them with ... but the batteries are dead ... Oh well ... In any case ...

*shrug*

Zombies better stay away from me. I'm prepared.

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Posted - 2011.04.14 15:04:00 - [56]

 

Lets see...to my immediate left:

A wacom tablet
TV remote
PS3 controller
Claymore DVD box set

I guess i could use the tablets corners to do a bit of damage. Maybe throw the controller like some kind of cool boomerang. The DVDs and remote would just impact off the surface of any advancing hordes. Though a bit further to my left there's a nice metal stool, that would be my first choice in a pinch.

Posted - 2011.04.14 16:40:00 - [58]

 

A Saitek X52 controller, Jane's Tank Recognition guide and a mug with pencils and pens.

Posted - 2011.04.14 17:31:00 - [60]

 

Well i'm dead

Unless i can trip the zombies with my comp, then throw my external HD on them.
My left speaker will not be much use, nor will my Lady Death posters or my Luis Royo calendar be of much use..