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Hemmo Paskiainen
Gallente
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:22:00 - [1]
 

After plaing the game for 3 yrs now i have decided to quit EVE. Im fed up with the way EVE is going atm. Im a eve player form the old genaration. Im only playing the game to shoot other people. Past year i hoped ccp would fnaly get it, pvp is broken... So many shiptypes and especialy my favourite Black Op's. After realizing that ccp dont learn form their mistakes and the CSM is a joke (see black op linky) i think its enough to cancel my 4 accounts.

Im giving away:
25b isk liq
40b in random officermods
15b in Guidancesystems & some other PI investments
8b in deadspace mods all over eve
1 x the right to buy this sub cap char (103m sp) for 10 mil isk
1 x the right to buy 70m perfect nyx char for 10 mil isk
1 x the right to buy 50m maxed missile & racial caldari char
Some other low sp chars (8-17m sp chars)

How can u win this stuff?
Post in here and make me laugh. The best 4 post are getting picked out and i will toss a few coins. (head always wins Wink)

Good Lucky

Lise Kahel
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:24:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Lise Kahel on 01/04/2011 11:43:13
just give it to me.

Quote:
The story starts when a little pig eats his mother's pie. We can tell the pie was important because she locked it in a cage. You know, the way people do with baked goods. The pig lies about it, and at this point a snake with a cell phone shows up and drives the pig to a hotel owned by aliens. It turns out the snake's credit card doesn't work and they have to rob a gas station, which leads to a high speed pursuit by some crabs that shoot rockets. After, the pig and snake accidentally turn on a television only to have it spring to life and try to murder them while destroying the entire structure. Eventually the pig and snake end their insane road trip in Hollywood. There the pig gets attacked by robots, stuck in a giant fishbowl with a piranha and assailed by a living fly swatter. In the end the snake, who turns out to be evil, tries to kill the pig by feeding him into a living sausage making machine but is thwarted at the last minute by the pig's wise bug companion.

LordInvisible
Gallente
Nova Ardour
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:24:00 - [3]
 

Chuck Noriss's car is so fast, that his GPS is talking in past tense.

Eastman Color
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:25:00 - [4]
 

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.

Darius Brinn
Iberians
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:27:00 - [5]
 

Let me see if I can at least make you smirk, for some of those sweet, sweet ISK.

http://i.imgur.com/nO6aQ.gif

Tharill daSai
Caldari
Serringer Arms Inc
Free United Spirits
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:27:00 - [6]
 

Once upon a time there was a few people that drank alot of alcohol, now your quitting their dream, think of those poor poor drunk frozen guy's, you really want to crush their dreams?

ok

Marija Vanszar
Caldari
The Warp Pub
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:28:00 - [7]
 

YOUTUBE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
seems like scammer are invading the forums!

hand over your stuff and gtfo.

RaTTuS
BIG
Gentlemen's Agreement
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:28:00 - [8]
 

Just contract them to me ,
as you'll be back ,
and then you can have most of your stuff back [some may get blown up]
YMMV

Elden VanVoiden
Caldari
EV Technical Warfare Industries
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:28:00 - [9]
 

Your mom?

Somir Kal
Gallente
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:31:00 - [10]
 

You're quitting? So....

... How much do I have to give you minimum, and do I get double or triple back?

Estel Arador
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:31:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: RaTTuS
Just contract them to me ,
as you'll be back ,
and then you can have most of your stuff back [some may get blown up]
YMMV


I have no doubt RaTTuS is at least honest as Shar Tegral!

Chopper Rollins
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:32:00 - [12]
 

yeah sure i got a joke.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders to hold their trousers up?

Wait i messed that up...

Why do firemen...uh firemen...

Just send me some stuff will ya?


IHaveCandyGetInTheVan69
The Seal Cub Clubbing Club.
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:32:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: IHaveCandyGetInTheVan69 on 01/04/2011 11:32:39
Because I'm the only boy who understands how to kidnap you in my van

Suitonia
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:33:00 - [14]
 

If you want to improve the PvP in the game, I think you should instead, spend your isk buying out all the falcons you possibly can, and then putting them back up on the market with a characters named You're a ***got, risk free ***got etc., so they get the message in their transactions tab.


C0SMIC GIRL
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:33:00 - [15]
 

April Fools ?
However i haz no isk. send me isk and i will show you my Boobies :)

Kate McCann
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:34:00 - [16]
 

Buy my book I need more money

LordInvisible
Gallente
Nova Ardour
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:34:00 - [17]
 


PreZiDenT1
Omega Wing
Snatch Victory
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:34:00 - [18]
 

April fools day. On that note:

What do you call hookers in Italy?


PASTATUTES!















Gavjack Bunk
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:34:00 - [19]
 

Edited by: Gavjack Bunk on 01/04/2011 11:34:57
You've been playing for 3 years and not met anybody who has made you laugh already?
Longest. Three. Years. Ever.

Also, I'll be giving all my stuff to Cipher7 when I quit. He doesn't always make sense, but when he does, it's the best sense ever. So I recommend you do just that unless you find that special laugh you are looking for.

Burnharder
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:35:00 - [20]
 

A 3 year old character with 150bn and 103m in SP?

HAHAHA.

Menagi
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:35:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Menagi on 01/04/2011 11:35:53
Send it to me and i double it b....
Oh wait wrong thread


Steve Seninard
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:35:00 - [22]
 

All your base belong to us.

Telvani
Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:36:00 - [23]
 

The wife and I are trying to get pregnant...

I'll be honest...

I think she'll get there first.

Greedy Slave Girl
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:37:00 - [24]
 

Funny that your doing it on the 1 of april ? april fools ? o_O

but if not :P

" When i was six months pregnant with my third child. my three year-old came into the room as i was preparing to get into the shower. she said. Mommy you are getting fat! I replied yes honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.. I know she replied but whats growing in your butt ? "

now gimme all moneyz ! :D plz ? :P


tek0n
Teknival Info Line
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:37:00 - [25]
 

http://m.youtube.com/#/profile?desktop_uri=%2Fuser%2Fvat19com&sort=p&channel_id=0&livestreaming_tutorial=False&ytsession=%7B%7D&start=0&user=vat19com&autoplay=True&gl=FR

stereotype to the max

Scouting Party
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:38:00 - [26]
 

My friend and I were going to troll the forums with april fool's jokes.

I think you beat us both. Congratulations!

Internetz Spaceship
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:38:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: Internetz Spaceship on 01/04/2011 11:39:08
You made no friends to give away your stuff to them? you obviously did something wrong.

Edit: oh wat..
Originally by: Scouting Party
My friend and I were going to troll the forums with april fool's jokes.

I think you beat us both. Congratulations!

damn

Skex Relbore
Gallente
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:39:00 - [28]
 

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks him "Why the long face?"

Danzig256k
Caldari
Mortal Devastating Kin
Black Sun Alliance
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:40:00 - [29]
 

One day the Lone Ranger was out in the woods taking a pee, when suddenly a rattlesnake came out of the bushes and bit him on his ****. He gave a loud yell, and Tonto came running to his side.

"What has happened Kimo Sabi?"

"A snake bit me on my **** Tonto, your gonna have to go find a doctor and ask what to do."

Tonto left his friend to find help. Soon he came upon a town, and found the local doctor.

"Help! Kimo Sabi has been bitten by a rattlesnake! What should I do?"

The doctor replied: "Well, you will have to suck the poison from the wound, then bandage it up."

"Thank you doctor!" Tonto replied while running back out the door. He ran for a while until he found the Lone Ranger lying on the ground.

"Well, what did he say Tonto?" asked the ranger.

Tonto again looked at the wound, and then looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "He said your gonna die Kimo Sabi!"

Telvani
Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:40:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Burnharder
A 3 year old character with 150bn and 103m in SP?

HAHAHA.


Not really sure where you are going with that one, his is SP lies well within the expected for his char age.


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