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 Joe Phoenix The Commonwealth Federation |
Posted - 2011.03.31 12:30:00 - [ 1]
Today a player made me cry, for humanity... it's true. Ok i didn't physically cry but i did want to punch this guy in the face for being a complete d**k. I was in jita clearing a shipement of loot when i look over to local chat as saw the following post, because of forum rules i can't tell you his name so i'm going to cool him.. mr gaddafi.. Anyway mr gaddafi posted- I'm a rich vet who wants to help the poor people in japan, give me any amount of money and i will send tripple that amount to the plex for japan appeal..  REALLY?! you're scamming a real world charity appeal for isk? And what point did you think this was socially acceptable?! Even in EvE?! If you want to spend your days trying to pass t1 ships off as faction ships then you go ahead, go nuts! If you want to play the double or nothing game, go crazy! But if you can't see the line between people a d**k in a computer game and being a d**k in real life then you real do deserve to be castrated! My god the japanies only just stopped being radioactive, they don't need main stream eve players aswell as two headed children! This guy needs to die in a fire! Anyway, thanks for reading! |
 Lord's Prophet Totally Abstract O X I D E |
Posted - 2011.03.31 12:30:00 - [ 2]
petition them, ccp will ban them. they said specifically they ban anyone trying to scam plex for good. |
 Jowen Datloran Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2011.03.31 12:33:00 - [ 3]
Aye, petition. Always love it when the scammers pants caught fire. |
 Barakkus |
Posted - 2011.03.31 12:35:00 - [ 4]
Every time you post on the forums Joe, a part of me dies. Quote: My god the japanies only just stopped being radioactive
...that just sounds...wrong  But yeah /petition it...CCP doesn't look kindly on that sort of thing... |
 Mr LaForge |
Posted - 2011.03.31 12:38:00 - [ 5]
Petition it. CCP will break that person's account(s) in two. |
 dexington Caldari Baconoration |
Posted - 2011.03.31 12:39:00 - [ 6]
Originally by: Joe Phoenix
My god the japanies only just stopped being radioactive, they don't need main stream eve players aswell as two headed children!
If you are talking about the aftereffect of the WW2 atomic attack on japan, you should remember the americans have said they are sorry, no need to keep bringing it up. |
 Joe Phoenix The Commonwealth Federation |
Posted - 2011.03.31 12:47:00 - [ 7]
It was alittle excessive don't you think... |
 Riedle Minmatar Paradox Collective
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Posted - 2011.03.31 12:53:00 - [ 8]
Originally by: dexington
Originally by: Joe Phoenix
My god the japanies only just stopped being radioactive, they don't need main stream eve players aswell as two headed children!
If you are talking about the aftereffect of the WW2 atomic attack on japan, you should remember the americans have said they are sorry, no need to keep bringing it up.
The 'Americans' have not said that they are sorry, nor should they. |
 Cheapo Hobo Caldari |
Posted - 2011.03.31 12:53:00 - [ 9]
Originally by: Joe Phoenix Today a player made me cry, for humanity... it's true.
Yo Joe, your post makes me cry too. I don't think your horse is high enough, maybe it's time to return that pony to the stable if you know what I mean. |
 Forsaken Wolf |
Posted - 2011.03.31 12:57:00 - [ 10]
Originally by: dexington
If you are talking about the aftereffect of the WW2 atomic attack on japan, you should remember the americans have said they are sorry, no need to keep bringing it up.
I can't tell if you're just being sarcastic or if you really don't have any clue what's going on outside the walls of your mom's basement... |
 Helicity Boson Amarr The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island |
Posted - 2011.03.31 12:58:00 - [ 11]
That's just disgusting. Really, really dispicable.
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 Joe Phoenix The Commonwealth Federation |
Posted - 2011.03.31 13:02:00 - [ 12]
Originally by: Cheapo Hobo
Originally by: Joe Phoenix Today a player made me cry, for humanity... it's true.
Yo Joe, your post makes me cry too. I don't think your horse is high enough, maybe it's time to return that pony to the stable if you know what I mean.
I have no idea what you mean... |
 Shawnm339 |
Posted - 2011.03.31 13:05:00 - [ 13]
I don't know what the japanese are moaning about losing everything, I saw one family with 2 boats in their back garden
light hearted humour aside that is a pretty scummy way to go about business whether on the t'internet or IRL......scams like that make baby jesus cry
:internetseriousbusiness |
 Marija Vanszar Caldari The Warp Pub |
Posted - 2011.03.31 13:05:00 - [ 14]
Wow...
scamming... ok stealing... ok ninjasalvaging... ok ****ing around... ok ganking.. ok suicide ganking.. ok hottroppping.. ok everything ... ok
BUT THAT IS A ABSOLUTE NOGO IN MY EYES, SUCH PEOPLE SHOULD BE SHOT!
PETITION, and pls CCP perma ban such *******s. |
 dexington Caldari Baconoration |
Posted - 2011.03.31 13:12:00 - [ 15]
Edited by: dexington on 31/03/2011 13:16:36 Originally by: Forsaken Wolf
Originally by: dexington
If you are talking about the aftereffect of the WW2 atomic attack on japan, you should remember the americans have said they are sorry, no need to keep bringing it up.
I can't tell if you're just being sarcastic or if you really don't have any clue what's going on outside the walls of your mom's basement...
There is a good reason i have isolated myself in the basement, with all the radioactive japanese zombies running around outside it was the safest place. I have food, water and other supplies for several years, and i'll use the TQ population count as an indication on when it safe to leave my hideout. I think it's you who have no clue about what is going on outside, and what danger you are in. Only good thing about this is that the zombies are likely to dispose your inferior genes, and if you have not already successfully breeded they are not going to pollute the genepool of the surviving human race. |
 stoicfaux Gallente |
Posted - 2011.03.31 13:45:00 - [ 16]
Originally by: dexington
I think it's you who have no clue about what is going on outside, and what danger you are in. Only good thing about this is that the zombies are likely to dispose your inferior genes, and if you have not already successfully breeded they are not going to pollute the genepool of the surviving human race.
You ignorant twit. The only thing afraid of Japanese radioactive zombies are fish. (Sushi brains != human brains.) Your real concern should be about the effects of radiation on the local Japanese wildlife, such as lizards, moths and turtles (Godzilla, Mothra, Gamera, respectively.) |
 Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.03.31 13:50:00 - [ 17]
Just petition and let CCP handle it. Because in this case, they most likely will.
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 dexington Caldari Baconoration |
Posted - 2011.03.31 14:03:00 - [ 18]
Originally by: stoicfaux
Originally by: dexington
I think it's you who have no clue about what is going on outside, and what danger you are in. Only good thing about this is that the zombies are likely to dispose your inferior genes, and if you have not already successfully breeded they are not going to pollute the genepool of the surviving human race.
You ignorant twit. The only thing afraid of Japanese radioactive zombies are fish. (Sushi brains != human brains.) Your real concern should be about the effects of radiation on the local Japanese wildlife, such as lizards, moths and turtles (Godzilla, Mothra, Gamera, respectively.)
You don't seem to understand how closely this catastrophe is linked to the sushi worms, the radioactive japanese zombies are not eating the human brains. They are using them to breed more sushi worms, to infect the remaining human population. As for godzilla, it's all happened so fast, i just graped my zombie survival guide and ran to the basement. I've had been thinking about ordering the godzilla survival guide of the internet, but i can't be sure the mailman is not in cahoots with the zombies, so i've decided not to order it and just hope for the best. |
 stoicfaux Gallente |
Posted - 2011.03.31 14:21:00 - [ 19]
Originally by: dexington
You don't seem to understand how closely this catastrophe is linked to the sushi worms
Dude. Next time include a 'Not Safe for Lunch' warning when posting a pic like that. |
 NinjaSpud |
Posted - 2011.03.31 15:05:00 - [ 20]
Terriable disaster in Japan.
Though, this thread has almost taken a light hearted 'lets joke a little about it, while still trying to uphold the humanitary morals' turn. gatta love online forums, it really show's the human spirit.
I hope the guy scamming for Japanese Plex's gets banned. Greifer tears are the best tears.
I totaly lol'd at the Godzilla/Mothra comment. |
 FuzzloR |
Posted - 2011.03.31 15:08:00 - [ 21]
it will just be a throwaway alt, so you wont really be banning anyway - new trial account coming up!...
Shame there are sad ppl like this in the world however |
 Awesome Possum Original Sin. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS |
Posted - 2011.03.31 15:21:00 - [ 22]
Everytime I think we've finally heard the end of Joe Phoenix.... out of the ashes |
 Dhaul Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate |
Posted - 2011.03.31 15:30:00 - [ 23]
Everyone's assuming he's a scammer. What if he was legit?  |
 Swynet State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.03.31 15:53:00 - [ 24]
Originally by: Joe Phoenix
Today a player made me cry, for humanity... it's true.
Ok i didn't physically cry but i did want to punch this guy in the face for being a complete d**k.
I was in jita clearing a shipement of loot when i look over to local chat as saw the following post, because of forum rules i can't tell you his name so i'm going to cool him.. mr gaddafi..
Anyway mr gaddafi posted-
I'm a rich vet who wants to help the poor people in japan, give me any amount of money and i will send tripple that amount to the plex for japan appeal..

REALLY?! you're scamming a real world charity appeal for isk? And what point did you think this was socially acceptable?! Even in EvE?!
If you want to spend your days trying to pass t1 ships off as faction ships then you go ahead, go nuts! If you want to play the double or nothing game, go crazy! But if you can't see the line between people a d**k in a computer game and being a d**k in real life then you real do deserve to be castrated! My god the japanies only just stopped being radioactive, they don't need main stream eve players aswell as two headed children! This guy needs to die in a fire!
Anyway, thanks for reading!
Unfortunately this seems normal for a very large portion of players of this game, it really wastes a lot of things. |
 dexington Caldari Baconoration |
Posted - 2011.03.31 16:15:00 - [ 25]
Originally by: Swynet Unfortunately this seems normal for a very large portion of players of this game, it really wastes a lot of things.
One little feather may grow till it becomes five hens... |
 Kara scott |
Posted - 2011.03.31 16:25:00 - [ 26]
Originally by: Dhaul Everyone's assuming he's a scammer.
What if he was legit? 
exactly , what happened to innocent until proven guilty?, if it's legit then its a nice gesture. |
 Jint Hikaru OffWorld Exploration Inc |
Posted - 2011.03.31 16:26:00 - [ 27]
OMG Joe is back!
Anyway, please petition this scammer, I hope you kept the logs.
Pulling a stunt like that is way way over the line! |
 De'Veldrin Minmatar Norse'Storm Battle Group Intrepid Crossing |
Posted - 2011.03.31 16:29:00 - [ 28]
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 Nypheas Azurai |
Posted - 2011.03.31 17:54:00 - [ 29]
This is EVE. Nothing is sacred. CCP said they would deal with anyone attempting to scam their PLEX-for-Japan contract character, but there was no explicit rule about independent scammers.
In any case, finding it hard to care for the loss of egomaniacal players to rub their e-penii and basque in the glory of their internet monies generosity towards a country that has stated explicitly several times they are in no need of "relief" charity.
tl;dr PLEX-for-* is e-peen for people that don't care enough to get seriously involved. |
 Ranger 1 Amarr Ranger Corp
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Posted - 2011.03.31 18:05:00 - [ 30]
Originally by: Nypheas Azurai This is EVE. Nothing is sacred. CCP said they would deal with anyone attempting to scam their PLEX-for-Japan contract character, but there was no explicit rule about independent scammers.
In any case, finding it hard to care for the loss of egomaniacal players to rub their e-penii and basque in the glory of their internet monies generosity towards a country that has stated explicitly several times they are in no need of "relief" charity.
tl;dr PLEX-for-* is e-peen for people that don't care enough to get seriously involved.
Actually, it's for people with little real cash to make a contribution to a worthy cause. If you don't wish to, don't. Simple eh? This would be one of the few times when I will ever use the phrase "Zero Tolerance". |