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Aerion Va'rr
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.03.30 06:17:00 - [1]
 

Dear TEST Alliance,

I must extend my deepest, most sincere thanks for acknowledging our terrible, terrible "Hi-Sec PvP" Carebearishness. To fight you guys 3 weeks a month is worth every isk spent to keep the wars live strictly for the convo's, EvEmails, and random chat p0rn found on reddit.

The entertainment myself and my fellow alliance mates get from killing you guys repeatedly makes us all very, very happy with the pure comedy of your loss mails. Thank you for your repeated attempts to gank us in Jita, it started with rifters and slowly escalated to cruisers; were waiting for the hurricane army now, as you are obviously engaging us in respect as your skill training allows.

We seriously hope you will make the war with us mutual to not only help train your up and coming warlords, but to help us continue to enjoy our grueling endeavors in Jita. Without you guys, the Torrinos pipe would never be nearly as exciting, and our solo roamers would never ever get to test the might of a lone Cruor against a Navy Raven.



Kisses,

A.V.



By the way - This was hilarious.

Dark Bakura
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.03.30 06:21:00 - [2]
 

Please continue to put plexes in your Dramiels, we appreciate it.

Foxtrot986
Amarr
Invention Services
Self Service Research
Posted - 2011.03.30 06:24:00 - [3]
 

Just so you guys know, your jita camps have single-handedly cut off our rifter supply chain backbone, making us unable to mount a decent fleet. Our entire alliance is in disarray, likely to never recover. I hope you're happy Mad If I ever grow a pair, I'll enter the dangerous lands known as "hi sec" to take you on, with my impairor.

dark'illuminati
Amarr
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.03.30 06:26:00 - [4]
 

I would just like to add that Aerion's opinions are not his own and do reflect the thoughts of our alliance.

slickdog
Caldari
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.03.30 06:26:00 - [5]
 

here we go i posted something aerion

Azithromycin
Caldari
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.03.30 06:26:00 - [6]
 

Please continue to be home to my alt for intel and feed steady isk for decs, we appreciate it.

Rico Felix
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.03.30 06:26:00 - [7]
 

Those rifters I am sure you did not want. That 5 billion isk Nightmare one of your guys lost tho, I have a feeling he wanted it.

Make the war mutual, thanks!

Achem
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.03.30 06:31:00 - [8]
 

all we ask is that you reciprocate our love. xoxo

Teigor
Amarr
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.30 07:23:00 - [9]
 

Will wardec for sov, and maybe a moon.
Quote:
An Offer, Please Read
From: Paddyman
Sent: 2011.03.12 13:24
To: rob3r,

Hello,

I represent the Orphanage Alliance, and I'm approaching you with a rather unusual if not ground-breaking offer, please read it and consider.

Due to our growth and success in Empire, we are looking for a small Sov claim in zero, for both Isk making and a PvP base, as such we are approaching several large sov holding / renting alliances - Your alliance Included.

What we are after (In Short) -

-A single high quality zero system.

-A less high quality but upgradeable constellation.

What we offer in return -

- A Mutual blue from the Orphanage to your alliance - Freedom from any future empire wars.

- The support (when available) of a proven dedicated PvP base of players who's statistic's and activity levels speak for themselves.

- The offer to work with you in co-ordinating your zero campaigns, I.E We are a predominantly high sec war declaring alliance, so, we would be willing to set aside a part of our weekly wars, to hitting specified targets of your choice - killing your oppenents logistics in Effect.

Clearly this request is somewhat different from most, maybe even newsworthy, but we feel the benefits for both us and the deal alliance are far in-excess of any normal "ISK Rental" deal.

Also to note, Our alliance runs mostly to declare wars, and as such the money we make in turn goes directly on MORE wars. If we had the income from say 1 or more high value moons (provided by yourselves). That ISK injection could we argue, be spent at your direction - on the targets of your chosing.

Please contact myself directly in relation to the above offer, however if you wish to confirm that the deal I offer is genuine and supported by the alliance directors feel free to make your own enquiries.

We would ask that this is to remain at a directors only level - untill such time as a deal is agreed.

Yours Sincerely

Paddyman,
CEO Munstermunch
The 0rphanage

http://killboard.evekb.co.uk/?a=top20

Aerion Va'rr
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.03.30 07:41:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Paddyman

A Mutual blue from the Orphanage to your alliance - Freedom from any future empire wars.


Thank god that would never happen with TEST, it would have never gone over with our small terrible member base. You guys single handedly pay for most of our alliances game time; who needs to run sanctums/anoms when you idiots do it for us, bring it to high sec, and get ganked on the Sobaseki gate.

Seriously, more PLEX in your dramiels.

Dark Bakura
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.03.30 07:50:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Aerion Va'rr
Originally by: Paddyman

Seriously, more PLEX in your dramiels.


I endorse this.

Nomnom Cookie
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.30 08:09:00 - [12]
 

I approve of these guys and their willingness to teach TEST newbies that highsec is a bad, scary place.

Azithromycin
Caldari
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.03.30 08:28:00 - [13]
 

i wish test had more elite pvp pro-pilots like like Nomnom Cookie

Aerion Va'rr
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.03.30 08:35:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Azithromycin
i wish test had more elite pvp pro-pilots like like Nomnom Cookie


Our tiger style is strong, but their dragon style will defeat us.

Kayl Breinhar
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.03.30 09:23:00 - [15]
 

:smug: :smug: :smug:

Oh crap equal numbers EVERYONE DOCK UP!

:condi: :colbert: :condi: :colbert: :condi:

OKAY THEY'RE GONE EVERYONE UNDOCK!

:smug: :smug: :smug:

Rinse, Repeat

Kireiina
Caldari
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.03.30 10:15:00 - [16]
 


.... sorry, I thought this was a topic by a meaningful alliance.

<3 TEST.

Ryan Starwing
Gallente
Cryptonym Sleepers
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.30 10:51:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Nomnom Cookie
I approve of these guys and their willingness to teach TEST newbies that highsec is a bad, scary place.
ThisRazz

DurrHurrDurr
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.30 11:52:00 - [18]
 

Dat chestbeating. They post like we care about hisec.

Steintz
Gallente
Northern Federation
Posted - 2011.03.30 12:03:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: DurrHurrDurr
Dat chestbeating. They post like we care about hisec.


Then make it mutual ? Cool

White Tree
Gallente
Broski Federation
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2011.03.30 12:14:00 - [20]
 

I like the way you still think you get to make smug words after you become - of all things - renters. Nice one dumbdumbs.

DurrHurrDurr
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.30 12:14:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Steintz
Originally by: DurrHurrDurr
Dat chestbeating. They post like we care about hisec.


Then make it mutual ? Cool


That would involve our directors caring enough to press button.

Protip: They don't.

Steintz
Gallente
Northern Federation
Posted - 2011.03.30 12:27:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: DurrHurrDurr

That would involve our directors caring enough to press button.

Protip: They don't.


well... according to several TEST "love" mails - you do actually care..

Love you too :)

Noobtip: Make it mutual

DurrHurrDurr
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.30 12:28:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Steintz
Originally by: DurrHurrDurr

That would involve our directors caring enough to press button.

Protip: They don't.


well... according to several TEST "love" mails - you do actually care..

Love you too :)

Noobtip: Make it mutual


We just love posting.

Katcaeks
Caldari
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.03.30 12:28:00 - [24]
 

This somewhat gives me the idea of high school kids hanging around in a pre-school playground, beating up the kids and taking their toys then taking videos and putting them on Youtube and being all proud about it.

Jirai Grepher
Gallente
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.03.30 12:43:00 - [25]
 

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you guys over the sound of my neutral alt docking at 4-4.

Razzor Death
Gallente
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.03.30 12:49:00 - [26]
 

http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/25/lone_l.jpg

They have Sov you say ?

Image changed to URL. Zymurgist

He11sing
Amarr
draketrain
Posted - 2011.03.30 14:06:00 - [27]
 

aerion Laughing

Shelob Pippen
Caldari
TOASTED Corp
Posted - 2011.03.30 14:11:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Razzor Death
http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/25/lone_l.jpg

They have Sov you say ?

Image changed to URL. Zymurgist


They didnt want that sov anyway?

Leeroy McJenkins
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.03.30 14:13:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Razzor Death
http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/25/lone_l.jpg

They have Sov you say ?

Image changed to URL. Zymurgist


They bend over for AAA, AAA in turn put them in the sh*t zone next to also pets CVA.

Zaphod Jones
Minmatar
The Real OC
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2011.03.30 14:17:00 - [30]
 

Let PB do your announcements, he manages so much better...Milk n Cookies war ?


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