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Time Funnel
Posted - 2011.03.18 13:07:00 - [1]
 

After spending "WAY" too much time going through you trash cans and dirty laundry (in-game) I have come across some information that I know you don't want public. My first instinct is to write an article detailing your alts and the relationship you have to other corporations, both official and non-official. It is quite eye-opening to see just how insider you ("were") operate("ing").

But what I really want is the ISK that you took from me back. Literally 6 times the amount. Then I will just sweep this information back under the carpet.

The price of my silence is 30 Billion ISK or an Avatar hull. You have exactly one week to deliver. I know it is not really a problem for you.

For anyone else with dirt on Larkonis feel free to contact me in-game and I can give it the publicity it deserves.

Barakkus
Posted - 2011.03.18 14:32:00 - [2]
 

I definitely have dirt on lark...check this **** out...it's quite shocking.

Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2011.03.18 15:08:00 - [3]
 

I can literally feel larkonis /caring from over here.

Bask Ilisk
Gallente
Death To Everyone But Us
Posted - 2011.03.18 15:51:00 - [4]
 

Larkonis is a Lady Spank alt. Everyone knows that and no one cares.

http://i53.tinypic.com/24g3jeq.gif

Image changed to url as per the forum rules.StevieSG

Barakkus
Posted - 2011.03.18 15:52:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Bask Ilisk
Everyone on this board is a Lady Spank alt. Everyone knows that and no one cares.


Fixed that for you.

Durzel
The Xenodus Initiative.
Posted - 2011.03.18 16:29:00 - [6]
 

Forsooth, Larkonis
Didst wrong thy wench verily
O heah fif brošor

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.03.18 20:39:00 - [7]
 

Yeah, and Verily I ask ye: Whomsoever wouldst employ a citizen bearing the name of Larkonis?

FunzzeR
Legion of the Scottish Fold
Posted - 2011.03.18 21:08:00 - [8]
 

The Scottish Fold does not approve. Rolling Eyes

Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2011.03.18 22:26:00 - [9]
 

Larkonis had his way with me and he said that no one would believe me because I'm ugly. Crying or Very sad

Also respond to OP in the way of the 1300s

Larkonis Troller
Posted - 2011.03.19 11:51:00 - [10]
 

I endorse this product/service.

Phlyk
The VonBraun Institute
Posted - 2011.03.19 11:53:00 - [11]
 

I too have dirt on Larkonis, and am willing to sweep the information under the carpet for only 15 billion ISK.

A fair better deal than Time Funnel is offering, I'm sure you agree! Razz

Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
Posted - 2011.03.19 17:43:00 - [12]
 

Who the hell are you?

I don't like being threatened in this way.

I want to meet you and literally delaminate your face (in game).

Larkonis TrassIer
State Breast Inspectorate
Posted - 2011.03.19 17:47:00 - [13]
 

Also...

Originally by: Time Funnel

The price of my silence is 30 Billion ISK or an Avatar hull. You have exactly one week to deliver. I know it is not really a problem for you.



>Implying I actually have any ISK

(seriously guys send me some money).

Shigsy
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.03.19 17:51:00 - [14]
 

wtb avatar hull: 30b

Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
Posted - 2011.03.19 21:04:00 - [15]
 

Sup Lark alt

Hawt Dropz
Posted - 2011.03.20 09:23:00 - [16]
 

i, too, am dirty with lark and will do it again for just 10bill isk!

Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
Posted - 2011.03.20 18:25:00 - [17]
 

PAY ATTENTION TO ME TOO

Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2011.03.21 05:50:00 - [18]
 

Pic's or gtfo.


And if its not that kind of blackmail, gtfo anyway.

Time Funnel
Posted - 2011.03.22 14:28:00 - [19]
 

It is hard to say too much more without saying it outright. Eve is a terrible game anyway, doing you a favo(u)r.

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.03.22 14:36:00 - [20]
 

I have the dirty secret right here:

LARK IS BRITISH!!! ShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked

I know, I know this news is shattering you to your core, we have therapists on call ready to listen to your wails of grief.

Jeez Lark how could you do such a thing?


Gavjack Bunk
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.03.22 14:36:00 - [21]
 

I don't approve of black negative terms.

I demand you call this a whitemail.

Kingwood
Amarr
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.03.22 14:53:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Gavjack Bunk
I don't approve of black negative terms.

I demand you call this a whitemail.


Affirmative action in progress.

Gavjack Bunk
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.03.22 15:38:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Kingwood
Originally by: Gavjack Bunk
I don't approve of black negative terms.

I demand you call this a whitemail.


Affirmative action in progress.


POSITIVE DISCRIMINATION. BEST DISCRIMINATION!

Time Funnel
Posted - 2011.03.23 19:39:00 - [24]
 

The price just went up to 35B ISK.

Sorry RL has kept me a bit busy. Hasn't been quite a week yet.

My source says hello and something about Gespacho soup??

Frau Klaps
Amarr
Posted - 2011.03.23 22:44:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Time Funnel
Sorry RL has kept me a bit busy.

Feel free to post as little as you like.

Aydala
Minmatar
Solar Nexus.
Cascade Probable
Posted - 2011.03.23 23:38:00 - [26]
 

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
though i would like the info disclosed publicly

Inappropriate content removed as per the forum rules.StevieSG

Milla Jovobitch
Posted - 2011.03.24 00:26:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Time Funnel
My source says hello and something about Gespacho soup??

I think your spelling is wrong. Your source means gestapo soup.

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2011.03.24 04:47:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Time Funnel
The price just went up to 35B ISK.

Sorry RL has kept me a bit busy. Hasn't been quite a week yet.

My source says hello and something about Gespacho soup??



mmmmm gespacho, nom nom nom

Joe McAlt
Posted - 2011.03.24 05:09:00 - [29]
 

My magic 8-ball. says that op is...............XENURIA!!!!
Oh Noessss!

JC LoveLust
Posted - 2011.03.24 05:28:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Time Funnel


But what I really want is the ISK that you took from me back. Literally 6 times the amount. Then I will just sweep this information back under the carpet.

The price of my silence is 30 Billion ISK or an Avatar hull. You have exactly one week to deliver. I know it is not really a problem for you.



ROFL you mean he stole 5 B from you, that's hilarious...


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