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garus banta
Posted - 2011.03.04 08:45:00 - [1]
 

There is ONE thing JUST ONE that INCARNA MUST MUST have!!!

I don't care about patches, fixing FW, 0.0, mining, and 1000000 other glitches as slong as I have exotic dancer *****es in my captains quarters.

That is all I want! JUST exotic dancers in my captains quarters!!!

JUST ONE THING!

EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr
Posted - 2011.03.04 08:56:00 - [2]
 

Exotic dancers suck.

I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.

Alpheias
Euphoria Released
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.03.04 09:03:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Exotic dancers suck.

I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.


Going for a bit of yiff-yiff action I see?

Mara Rinn
Posted - 2011.03.04 09:11:00 - [4]
 

Incursion has 99 problems son, but exotic dancers ain't one.

EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr
Posted - 2011.03.04 09:11:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Alpheias
Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Exotic dancers suck.

I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.


Going for a bit of yiff-yiff action I see?


It's not illegal, right?

Lord Wamphyri
Amarr
Starside Lost
Posted - 2011.03.04 09:34:00 - [6]
 

I want a cold storage locker complete with meat hooks to hang my corpse collection in, otherwise they'll defrost and stink up the place.

Rakshasa Taisab
Caldari
Sane Industries Inc.
Posted - 2011.03.04 09:41:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Lord Wamphyri
I want a cold storage locker complete with meat hooks to hang my corpse collection in, otherwise they'll defrost and stink up the place.

Magical Girl costumes and the magical staff that can be hidden 'somewhere' when not in use, just saying.

RaTTuS
BIG
Gentlemen's Agreement
Posted - 2011.03.04 10:01:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: garus banta
There is ONE thing JUST ONE that INCARNA MUST MUST have!!!

I don't care about patches, fixing FW, 0.0, mining, and 1000000 other glitches as slong as I have exotic dancer *****es in my captains quarters.

That is all I want! JUST exotic dancers in my captains quarters!!!

JUST ONE THING!

Highlighted the Freudian Slip for effectWink

Illwill Bill
Svea Crusaders
Posted - 2011.03.04 10:07:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Originally by: Alpheias
Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Exotic dancers suck.

I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.


Going for a bit of yiff-yiff action I see?


It's not illegal, right?

As long as you stay in Gallente or Khanid space.

Val'Dore
Word Bearers of Chaos
Word of Chaos Undivided
Posted - 2011.03.04 11:23:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Lord Wamphyri
I want a cold storage locker complete with meat hooks to hang my corpse collection in, otherwise they'll defrost and stink up the place.


Mine would crash my computer.

Red Oaks
Posted - 2011.03.04 11:46:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Exotic dancers suck.


Wooo yeah baby, you'd better believe it! Very Happy

Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
Posted - 2011.03.04 11:50:00 - [12]
 

Please insert one PLEX per dancer.

Thank you, come again.

Barakkus
Posted - 2011.03.04 13:56:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Exotic dancers suck.

I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.


They're supposed to suck, otherwise they're not doing their job.

Antihrist Pripravnik
Scorpion Road Industry
Posted - 2011.03.04 14:38:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: garus banta
There is ONE thing JUST ONE that INCARNA MUST MUST have!!!

I don't care about patches, fixing FW, 0.0, mining, and 1000000 other glitches as slong as I have exotic dancer *****es in my captains quarters.

That is all I want! JUST exotic dancers in my captains quarters!!!

JUST ONE THING!


You are an Amarr asking for exotic dancers in your captains quarters in Emperor Family Academy station? That'll end well.Cool

Kylira Ulfrinn
Blackstaff Logistics
Posted - 2011.03.04 14:42:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Illwill Bill
Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Originally by: Alpheias
Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Exotic dancers suck.

I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.


Going for a bit of yiff-yiff action I see?


It's not illegal, right?

As long as you stay in Gallente or Khanid space.


The danger of being arrested just makes it more exciting, psh.

Sakkar Arenith
Posted - 2011.03.04 15:28:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Exotic dancers suck.

I want slaver hounds in my quarters and everywhere else.


damn space furries...


seriously though what is the character creator good for if we cant have space hookers? Also imagine the demographic we could reach with that feature, screw chinese farmers, replace em by Minmatar Techandas on space crack.

Seriously CCP dont be discriminatin' on THE natural profession for the womenz of eve

NinjaSpud
Posted - 2011.03.04 15:39:00 - [17]
 

"Thanks for the good time, sweetie, say high to your husband for me"
*checks personal health montioring device*

"Whoops, looks like I got AIDS again, time to take my NyQuill cold, flu and AIDS."
*GULP*

"All gone!"

All jokeing aside, I support this thread
+69

4C 4F 5645
Rogue Drone Systems
Posted - 2011.03.04 16:37:00 - [18]
 

EvE is a sandbox game therefore i expect the exotic dancers in my Captain's Quarters to be players.

Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
Frontline Assembly Point
Posted - 2011.03.04 22:20:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Exotic dancers suck.

That is good news.

Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
RONA Directorate
Posted - 2011.03.04 22:27:00 - [20]
 

The damsel is more fun.

The Mormegil
Posted - 2011.03.04 22:32:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: garus banta
THIS IS TIGERBLOOD IMPORTANT


++10 for thread title, I have no serious comment about your post tho.

#WINNING!

Everinsearch
Posted - 2011.03.05 03:18:00 - [22]
 

I want a nagging wife in mine.
More realistic.

Opertone
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2011.03.05 03:33:00 - [23]
 

i want prostitute

Sporked
Posted - 2011.03.05 03:50:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Obsidian Hawk
The damsel is more fun.


After god knows how many years of being 'rescued' from the same people, I think it's an insult to damsels everywhere to keep referring to her as such.

Joe Skellington
Minmatar
Matari Legion Holding
Matari Legion
Posted - 2011.03.05 03:53:00 - [25]
 

Edited by: Joe Skellington on 05/03/2011 03:53:26
Originally by: garus banta
There is ONE thing JUST ONE that INCARNA MUST MUST have!!!

I don't care about patches, fixing FW, 0.0, mining, and 1000000 other glitches as slong as I have exotic dancer *****es in my captains quarters.

That is all I want! JUST exotic dancers in my captains quarters!!!

JUST ONE THING!


I think that's a great idea, but I would rather have my Prostitute in my quarters.


 

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