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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
Posted - 2011.03.02 21:36:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Cheque Please on 23/05/2011 18:36:53
Edited by: Cheque Please on 13/03/2011 19:56:10
Edited by: Cheque Please on 09/03/2011 21:09:45
Edited by: Cheque Please on 09/03/2011 21:09:10
HLM Bond #7

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am asking for 14.00b at a 10% rate that kicks so much a$$ I recommend a check-up with your proctologist prior to placing a reservation. This will be paid out in one payment delivered after two month. I will be station trading in Jita, as always.

Since I have a sneaking suspicion no one reads wall-of-text IPO's anyway, I will deliver this one in stark journalistic fashion... all the while maintaining my usual air of absolute professionalism.


THE WHO:

Cheque Please, MD's official poet laureate.


THE WHAT:

Began: TBA
Ends: 2 month later

Starting Num. of Shares: 14000
  • Price per share: 1 mil (14.00b total funds)

Interest Rate: 10%, paid twice
  • Total Interest: 2.8bil (100,000 per share)

Current Liabilities: 2 bil private loan (to be paid off on 24/3/11)

Collateral: None


THE WHERE:

Station trading in Jita.


THE WHEN:

Interest paid out at the end of a month, starting from a launch date TBA.


THE HOW:

Ho ho, nice try. A market magician never reveals his trick.

The Haiku:

Budding hauler springs
Quickest to the prize contract
Hulkageddon now


- List of previous bonds:
  • Bond #6
  • Bond #5
  • Bond #4
  • Bond #3
  • Bond #2
  • Bond #1


  • Reservation List:


    Lando Antilles: 2.0b (2000)
    Khanid Voltar: 10.0b (10000)

    Paxol: 1.125b (1125)
    Tirganna Blanc: 25m (25)
    RoelofKremer: 200m (200)
    Perjana: 100m (100)

    13.450b / 14.00b




    Thanks

    No audit

    Caldariftw123
    Posted - 2011.03.02 21:55:00 - [2]
     

    As a known scammer running your largest bond yet .. hmmmm. ;)

    Misty McGinnity
    Mystify Trading Company
    Posted - 2011.03.02 22:35:00 - [3]
     

    Edited by: Misty McGinnity on 02/03/2011 22:35:05
    i forgot to mention that i will have paid off the 8.44b bond in 3 days

    edit: wrong toon

    AkJon Ferguson
    JC Ferguson and Son Ltd
    Ferguson Alliance
    Posted - 2011.03.02 22:56:00 - [4]
     

    I think this sequel ends badly. Have your proctologist confirm my prognosis when it's all said and done.

    Cheque Please
    Hot Like Mexico
    Posted - 2011.03.02 23:04:00 - [5]
     

    Originally by: Caldariftw123
    As a known scammer running your largest bond yet .. hmmmm. ;)


    You're keeping a dossier on me, aren't you? Very Happy

    Originally by: Misty McGinnity
    Edited by: Misty McGinnity on 02/03/2011 22:35:05
    i forgot to mention that i will have paid off the 8.44b bond in 3 days

    edit: wrong toon


    With your sterling reputation and penchant for intelligent posts, I can only thank you for pretending to be me.

    Caldariftw123
    Posted - 2011.03.02 23:15:00 - [6]
     

    Originally by: Cheque Please
    Originally by: Caldariftw123
    As a known scammer running your largest bond yet .. hmmmm. ;)


    You're keeping a dossier on me, aren't you? Very Happy

    Originally by: Misty McGinnity
    Edited by: Misty McGinnity on 02/03/2011 22:35:05
    i forgot to mention that i will have paid off the 8.44b bond in 3 days

    edit: wrong toon


    With your sterling reputation and penchant for intelligent posts, I can only thank you for pretending to be me.


    Hey, I did warn you I'd crop up when you next run an offer.

    Misty: at least put some effort in to your attempts to troll

    Tutskii
    Posted - 2011.03.02 23:56:00 - [7]
     

    !! Angry perv is Cheque please.. can't say I didn't see it... !!

    I would just want to point out that Cheque/Misty paid Amaroq back.

    Misty McGinnity
    Mystify Trading Company
    Posted - 2011.03.02 23:56:00 - [8]
     

    point remains, you lied in your OP, your outstanding liabilities are 10.44b

    caldari233432ftw: at the least do your portrait, or better yet, make a new character with a decent name, little bit of imagination never goes astray.

    Cheque Please
    Hot Like Mexico
    Posted - 2011.03.02 23:58:00 - [9]
     

    Edited by: Cheque Please on 03/03/2011 00:00:29
    Originally by: Misty McGinnity
    point remains, you lied in your OP, your outstanding liabilities are 10.44b

    caldari233432ftw: at the least do your portrait, or better yet, make a new character with a decent name, little bit of imagination never goes astray.


    I intend to pay the 8.44b back before I collect the isk for this bond. But you are right, I should have clarified that.

    Thanks

    Caldariftw123
    Posted - 2011.03.03 00:05:00 - [10]
     

    Originally by: Misty McGinnity
    point remains, you lied in your OP, your outstanding liabilities are 10.44b

    caldari233432ftw: at the least do your portrait, or better yet, make a new character with a decent name, little bit of imagination never goes astray.


    I like it this way .. it's generic, neutral, and completely unassociated to anything/anyone/any business. My posts can be taken for the content presented in them and nothing more is needed. I will probably log in one day and do my face though.

    Candy Oshea
    Amarr
    Techfree Investment Group
    Posted - 2011.03.03 01:56:00 - [11]
     

    mm i'm tempted to roll over my other investment in you + some. Pending i receive some interest hehe.

    Will keep track of thread & or let you know.

    Best of luck. Cool

    xx

    Candy

    Lando Antilles
    Posted - 2011.03.03 04:08:00 - [12]
     

    Assuming that bond #6 pays out, I'd like a like a piece of the next one.

    Put me down for 1.5 B (Could maybe go higher)

    And I'd be willing to pay off that loan you defaulted on if you're strapped for cash Laughing

    Brock Nelson
    Posted - 2011.03.03 04:30:00 - [13]
     

    Cheque please = Misty G
    Misty G = Qube
    Qube = Cheque please


    Qube, why the **** do u keep posting with the wrong toon?

    Cheque Please
    Hot Like Mexico
    Posted - 2011.03.03 04:35:00 - [14]
     

    Edited by: Cheque Please on 03/03/2011 04:37:41
    Edited by: Cheque Please on 03/03/2011 04:36:30
    Originally by: Lando Antilles
    Assuming that bond #6 pays out, I'd like a like a piece of the next one.
    Laughing


    I plan on paying it out tomorrow, soon as I finish liquidating stuff (a real pain when we're talking 9b).


    Originally by: Brock Nelson
    Cheque please = Misty G
    Misty G = Qube
    Qube = Cheque please


    Qube, why the **** do u keep posting with the wrong toon?


    Oh jesus, THE PLOT THICKENS!!

    Look at those 3 posts and the timestamps

    edit: And right below, Ji Scama !!1

    Misty McGinnity
    Mystify Trading Company
    Posted - 2011.03.03 04:45:00 - [15]
     

    Edited by: Misty McGinnity on 03/03/2011 04:48:12
    Originally by: Brock Nelson
    Cheque please = Misty G
    Misty G = Qube
    Qube = Cheque please


    Qube, why the **** do u keep posting with the wrong toon?


    i have similar findings:

    Brick Nelson = dethmore silverman
    dethmore silverman = verah verhaoka
    verah verhoaka = butthurt nerd
    Laughing
    edit: yes im aware i spelt the names wrong, its all part of the exercise ;)

    Brock Nelson
    Posted - 2011.03.03 04:56:00 - [16]
     

    Where's the love qube?

    Khanid Voltar
    Night's Dawn Investment Fund
    Posted - 2011.03.03 08:36:00 - [17]
     

    I'll pledge 10B on the assumption the 8.44B bond is paid off first.

    Thanks

    Lady Roselia
    Posted - 2011.03.03 09:37:00 - [18]
     

    Assuming previous bond is paid out, will pledge 500M to the bond Cheque.

    Florestan Bronstein
    24th Imperial Crusade
    Posted - 2011.03.03 09:51:00 - [19]
     

    Any way to convince you to you get a performance audit confirming your trading successes so far?

    Is there some point at which you will have accumulated enough equity that you won't have to ask for external financing anymore?


    Lady Roselia
    Posted - 2011.03.03 09:56:00 - [20]
     

    Originally by: Florestan Bronstein
    Any way to convince you to you get a performance audit confirming your trading successes so far?

    Is there some point at which you will have accumulated enough equity that you won't have to ask for external financing anymore?




    Check Bond #6, a performance audit was undertaken covering the period since January 11th if I recall correctly.

    Florestan Bronstein
    24th Imperial Crusade
    Posted - 2011.03.03 09:59:00 - [21]
     

    Originally by: Lady Roselia
    Originally by: Florestan Bronstein
    Any way to convince you to you get a performance audit confirming your trading successes so far?

    Is there some point at which you will have accumulated enough equity that you won't have to ask for external financing anymore?




    Check Bond #6, a performance audit was undertaken covering the period since January 11th if I recall correctly.

    thanks a lot, missed that!

    Cheque Please
    Hot Like Mexico
    Posted - 2011.03.03 16:15:00 - [22]
     

    Originally by: Florestan Bronstein

    Is there some point at which you will have accumulated enough equity that you won't have to ask for external financing anymore?



    When I stop turning a profit

    Adian Grey
    Posted - 2011.03.03 16:24:00 - [23]
     

    Originally by: Florestan Bronstein
    Is there some point at which you will have accumulated enough equity that you won't have to ask for external financing anymore?


    Personal Wallet - 1Bil, lets say you make 15% a month, you end up making 150Mil

    Bond Wallet - 10Bil, same profit margin, 10% payout 10.1Bil to investors, 500Mil in the wallet

    After X amount of bonds you can lower your returns. 25Bil, %15 profit, 5% payout, 10% in your pocket.

    etc etc etc

    Cheque Please
    Hot Like Mexico
    Posted - 2011.03.04 02:39:00 - [24]
     

    In light of recent events, I am placing this bond on temporary hold. Cosmo's reveal has left me in a profound state of disillusionment. I have been personally weeping alone in my quarters for four hours straight, listening to assorted Smith's records and watching the embers in my dying fireplace go cold. Food tastes like ash, beer like sand, and I am beginning to suspect that heaven is a delusion.


    jk, I just need a little more time to pay the 8.44b. It's proving a tricky bit of business. I have added everyone who placed a reservation to the list, but I will not collect isk until the other bond is fully paid out. i am anti-ponzi. Stay tuned.

    Hiro Logos
    Posted - 2011.03.04 05:23:00 - [25]
     

    Once the 8.44 bil bond is paid out, I'll take 125mil worth of shares.

    Machete Visor
    Posted - 2011.03.04 05:27:00 - [26]
     

    this one has been building to an obvious conclusion for a long, long while.

    Paxol
    Amarr
    Dark Side Bakeries
    Posted - 2011.03.04 10:03:00 - [27]
     

    Ill buy in once again, for now ill reserve 1Bn worth of shares.

    Cheque Please
    Hot Like Mexico
    Posted - 2011.03.04 12:42:00 - [28]
     

    Edited by: Cheque Please on 04/03/2011 12:56:15
    Originally by: Machete Visor
    this one has been building to an obvious conclusion for a long, long while.



    Hi Machete

    I've missed you Smile

    edit: and by all means, continue calling me a scammer. It makes me laff when i prove you wrong again and again.

    rig selller
    Gallente
    Ship Mod Unit Technicians
    Posted - 2011.03.04 15:35:00 - [29]
     

    i will take the last of it!

    Candy Oshea
    Amarr
    Techfree Investment Group
    Posted - 2011.03.05 00:12:00 - [30]
     

    CP,

    In light of recent major scams etc, i have decided to reduce my exposure to un-secured bonds to less than 3% of my NAV.

    To this end i will not be re-investing in your new bond. (which is full anyway & grats :D)

    Best of luck.


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