| Author |
Topic |
Konan O'Brien |
Posted - 2011.01.19 18:53:00 - [ 91]
I'm on TV i must be good looking  |
olimacus
Red Sky Morning |
Posted - 2011.01.19 18:54:00 - [ 92]
This is pron. |
Cy Bear |
Posted - 2011.01.19 18:56:00 - [ 93]
All male avatars are so far:
[]Ugly
[]Gay
[]*****z
[]All of the above |
R3s1d3nt 3v1L
Involuntary Trepanation
Covenant of the Phoenix Alliance |
Posted - 2011.01.19 18:57:00 - [ 94]
M4tt Mcc0n4ugh3y says hi. |
Xebulba
Minmatar
Consolidated Capsuleers Protectorate
|
Posted - 2011.01.19 18:58:00 - [ 95]
Women are just too hard to please i guess. |
Drastigh |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:00:00 - [ 96]
oh, so my avatar isn't attractive? i beg to differ. My avatar may also be many other things as well, some more obvious than others |
Cruel Crow
Aeon Interstellar Conglomerate |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:00:00 - [ 97]
Hey it might be true that Im old. But Im good looking Amarr male |
Forum Guy |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:00:00 - [ 98]
 Originally by: Xebulba
Women are just too hard to please i guess.
That's the truth! |
Nguyen VanPhuoc
Minmatar
Moustache Twirling Space Cads
|
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:01:00 - [ 99]
Do I not... turn you on? |
Funesta |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:01:00 - [ 100]
New major pet peeve with the male portraits:
None of you have any body hair, at all.
Saw one or two portraits with a guy wearing an open vest, and his chest is smooth as a baby's bottom - no hair to speak of. Arms look bare, too.
Shaving all of that must be very time consuming, or none of you have hit puberty yet. Either way, major turnoff. Not every guy needs to be hirsute, but an entire universe of guys with no body hair... so wrong. |
Konan O'Brien |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:02:00 - [ 101]
Originally by: Xebulba
Women are just too hard to please i guess.
You have to be on T.V. like me, they love that. |
Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:02:00 - [ 102]
It is a crime to view my handsome face in less than 1280p. Just fyi. |
Forum Guy |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:04:00 - [ 103]
Originally by: Funesta
New major pet peeve with the male portraits:
None of you have any body hair, at all.
Saw one or two portraits with a guy wearing an open vest, and his chest is smooth as a baby's bottom - no hair to speak of. Arms look bare, too.
Shaving all of that must be very time consuming, or none of you have hit puberty yet. Either way, major turnoff. Not every guy needs to be hirsute, but an entire universe of guys with no body hair... so wrong.
You don't even have a face, I should get one of those before worrying too much about body hair. Oh and while you are at it get a body too. |
Antaeu |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:05:00 - [ 104]
Posting my epicness in an epic thread. |
Drummond |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:13:00 - [ 105]
Edited by: Drummond on 19/01/2011 19:14:47 Originally by: Funesta
New major pet peeve with the male portraits:
None of you have any body hair, at all.
Saw one or two portraits with a guy wearing an open vest, and his chest is smooth as a baby's bottom - no hair to speak of. Arms look bare, too.
Shaving all of that must be very time consuming, or none of you have hit puberty yet. Either way, major turnoff. Not every guy needs to be hirsute, but an entire universe of guys with no body hair... so wrong.
This is the future, 23347AD or so.. either Evolution (which hopefully has been proven enough that even future Texas has to accept it as fact), Fashion's propensity for neoprene like bodysuits (ouch), or great advancements in Nair™ have made body hair moot. Shower drains throughout the multiverse rejoice. ---
PIRATES: (singing Very loudly)
With cat-like tread,
Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread,
Our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all,
We never speak a word,
A fly’s foot-fall
Would be distinctly heard –
Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation;
Take another station;
Let’s vary piracee
With a little burglaree!
Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation;
Take another station;
Let’s vary piracee
With a little burglaree! |
Yago de'Jammarc
Amarr
Aperture Science inc. |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:17:00 - [ 106]
Why hi there, can I help you miss? |
Ascendic
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:19:00 - [ 107]
You called? |
Terrorform
Gallente |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:23:00 - [ 108]
Wow, so many attractive males to choose from!! Now, lets cut to the chase, which of you have freighter loads of isk?!  |
HostageTaker
Gallente
Band of Freelancers
|
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:23:00 - [ 109]
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Kayla Arujo
Gallente
Shadow State
|
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:24:00 - [ 110]
Originally by: Funesta
You've heard of the ugly stick, right?
Some of you boys look like the whole ugly tree fell on ya.
I'm curious, do you go out of your way to make them look like that, or do you have your cat make your avatar for you by batting the mouse around?
Are you planning to make an avatar so hideous that people dock up and log off in disgust when they see you in local? If that's it, at least there's some thought or strategy going on.
Men and women view attractiveness differently, and men have a mental blockade against being able to gauge if their fellow men are good looking or not. Like, I can tell if another chick is hot. I have no problem saying Megan Fox is foxy. Doesn't mean I wanna be her scissor sister, but it's acceptible. I dunno if there is an actual biological reason for this are if they are all just scared of feeling "gay". I think guys just have a harder time gauging male attractiveness (unless they are attracted to other guys, of course) and just have to go off what females tend to think. Also, men thinking they are god's gift to women is a instinctual survival tactic. Can't blame them, and it's cute sometimes. |
Baneken
Gallente
The New Knighthood
Apocalypse Now. |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:26:00 - [ 111]
Look at me I'm dead sexy *rawrr*  |
Void Kraken |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:26:00 - [ 112]
Attractiveness is pretty subjective anyway. |
Garth Idellian
Minmatar
Geese Jugglers |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:27:00 - [ 113]
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Drummond |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:34:00 - [ 114]
Originally by: Void Kraken
Attractiveness is pretty subjective anyway.
You might think so.. but that's not how I feel about it.. ---
PIRATES: (singing Very loudly)
With cat-like tread,
Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread,
Our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all,
We never speak a word,
A fly’s foot-fall
Would be distinctly heard –
Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation;
Take another station;
Let’s vary piracee
With a little burglaree!
Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation;
Take another station;
Let’s vary piracee
With a little burglaree! |
Remus Andromedus |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:37:00 - [ 115]
:) |
Chrestron Aialc |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:37:00 - [ 116]
A thread about sexy males? Oh yes! |
Tres Farmer
Gallente Federation Intelligence Service
|
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:40:00 - [ 117]
Originally by: Funesta
New major pet peeve with the male portraits:
None of you have any body hair, at all.
Saw one or two portraits with a guy wearing an open vest, and his chest is smooth as a baby's bottom - no hair to speak of. Arms look bare, too.
Shaving all of that must be very time consuming, or none of you have hit puberty yet. Either way, major turnoff. Not every guy needs to be hirsute, but an entire universe of guys with no body hair... so wrong.
Shaving? From what barbarian age do you come from? Stuff like that is dealt with genetically engineering these days..  |
Funesta |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:41:00 - [ 118]
Originally by: Drummond
Edited by: Drummond on 19/01/2011 19:14:47
This is the future, 23347AD or so.. either Evolution (which hopefully has been proven enough that even future Texas has to accept it as fact), Fashion's propensity for neoprene like bodysuits (ouch), or great advancements in Nair™ have made body hair moot.
Shower drains throughout the multiverse rejoice.
Now I can't look at all the male avatars without pondering how bald they may be, south of the border. You, sir, have made it impossible for me to look at the portraits without giggling constantly. I can imagine the howls from the Nair removal, too. |
Forum Guy |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:45:00 - [ 119]
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Ifelo |
Posted - 2011.01.19 19:45:00 - [ 120]
well i didn't want to look hot i just look normal |
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