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KIAJugger
Caldari
Use To Be Cool
Posted - 2011.01.19 22:31:00 - [61]
 

i win, prove linky

Malicifent
Posted - 2011.01.19 23:41:00 - [62]
 

Is this where the hotties check in?

Cex Ci
Turret Sluts
Posted - 2011.01.19 23:45:00 - [63]
 

ya baby.

Oxacha
Posted - 2011.01.20 00:50:00 - [64]
 

hey boys donations to me!

Oxacha
Posted - 2011.01.20 00:52:00 - [65]
 

Edited by: Oxacha on 20/01/2011 00:51:43

Ozazoria
Posted - 2011.01.20 00:54:00 - [66]
 

or meh

Admiral Lolage
Posted - 2011.01.20 01:38:00 - [67]
 

NO! I is teh sexiest! Laughing

TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
Posted - 2011.01.20 02:58:00 - [68]
 

Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 20/01/2011 02:58:15




K so its down to the wire.


Originally by: Meridith Akesia
Originally by: Mr NoPants
Originally by: Meridith Akesia
And there i was grinding my sec status up Sad


Keep it up cause yur ugly



but...but... Crying or Very sad


To be fair, I did a double-take.

Your eve chick is even uglier up close. Kinda resembles Michael Jackson in that zombie movie.
Or what Michael Jackson would look like if they dug him up and pumped some more drugs into him to get him going again which I expect to happen within the next decade at the current pace of technology.



Lauren Sheaperd your eve chick reminded me of that scene in the Adam Sandler movie when that old korean grandma was at his door then the next scene he wakes up in bed with her.

Not Hot.

As a matter of fact your eve chick worked for me kinda like the glass of water they swish around between wine tastings to forget about the good wine they just tried and be blank for the next tasting.




Velocity Prime was a eve GUY last week or am I just ******ed? I think guy when I look at the avatar, just doesnt do it for me. Maybe it's the dude name from transformers.


Originally by: The Crushah
Lies, im the sexiest pirate in these parts.



That's just right out. Do got the hair going, maybe come back when yu grow ******* on yur back


8agpuss
Come back when your eve chick recovers from what appears to be a decade's meth abuse.



We got 3 contestants as I see it



Andrea Sky
Evansithe (cause I can)
Marlona Sky

Which really is sux but we're bidding fairwell to Mr NoPants shortly. So, the winner by a UH.. ****hair...

MARLONA SKY

CONGRADULATIONS, MRS. SKY

Only further action needed is informing me of shiptype and delivery location, or cash payout, and then plz biomass yourself.



Prize will be delivered as soon as you join Mr NoPants on his voyage to destiny in eternal protest. NOW OFF TO THE BIOMASS CHAMBER WITH YOU.


Vlor Erasmas
Amarr
FLA5HY RED
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2011.01.20 03:09:00 - [69]
 

Originally by: TipsyMcStagger
Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 20/01/2011 02:58:15

So, the winner by a UH.. ****hair...

MARLONA SKY

CONGRADULATIONS, MRS. SKY

Only further action needed is informing me of shiptype and delivery location, or cash payout, and then plz biomass yourself.

Prize will be delivered as soon as you join Mr NoPants on his voyage to destiny in eternal protest. NOW OFF TO THE BIOMASS CHAMBER WITH YOU.




I feel robbed. Then again, I'm in a fairly good mood...just got back from 'Oh Africa Brave Africa'. It was... a laugh riot.

So, on one hand, I"m disappointed that I'm not the sexiest pirate ever (according to some folks), but this is my life and it's ending one minute at a time.

TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
Posted - 2011.01.20 04:59:00 - [70]
 


Originally by: Vlor Erasmas
I'm not the sexiest pirate ever


Once the truth is acknowledged the healing can begin.

Requiescat
Red Arsenal
Posted - 2011.01.20 06:33:00 - [71]
 

care police checking in

AntiPantsPropaganda
Amarr
Invicta.
Posted - 2011.01.20 07:37:00 - [72]
 

if you were me, you'ld have secs with your mirror too.

Bobby Badass
Posted - 2011.01.20 14:51:00 - [73]
 

Edited by: Bobby Badass on 20/01/2011 14:52:42
Edited by: Bobby Badass on 20/01/2011 14:52:24

Tusen Takk
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund
31ST Reliables Division
Posted - 2011.01.20 19:28:00 - [74]
 

kind of sad that i grinded my sec status from -5 now :(

Tergum Vigilo
Posted - 2011.01.20 19:34:00 - [75]
 

You want me.

Riese Dresdencore
Posted - 2011.01.21 00:56:00 - [76]
 

The winner has arrived. You all may either leave or wait in line to kiss my boots.

BlackBeard NL
Posted - 2011.01.21 01:51:00 - [77]
 

im too sexeh for mah eyepatchYARRRR!!

wave function
Posted - 2011.01.21 02:00:00 - [78]
 

Hotness, checking in...

Vlor Erasmas
Amarr
FLA5HY RED
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2011.01.21 02:25:00 - [79]
 

You look a great, you look a baby face

World Warrior
Posted - 2011.01.21 03:29:00 - [80]
 

Mess with the yarr,
die like in Saw.
100 mil or die!

Persephone Astrid
The Bastards
Posted - 2011.01.21 03:40:00 - [81]
 

Sexy pirate reporting as ordered. o7

De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Norse'Storm Battle Group
Intrepid Crossing
Posted - 2011.01.21 04:25:00 - [82]
 

Originally by: Meat Explosion
Hello ladies...


Finish shaving your head, then we'll talk.

Vlor Erasmas
Amarr
FLA5HY RED
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2011.01.21 04:32:00 - [83]
 

Originally by: Persephone Astrid
Sexy pirate reporting as ordered. o7


Well I've been waiting, waiting here so long. But thinking nothing, nothing could go wrong, oh now I know.
She has a built in ability, to take everything she sees. And now it seems I'm falling, falling for her.

She seems to have an invisible touch yeah. She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah. It takes control and slowly tears you apart.

Well I don't really know her, I only know her name. But she crawls under your skin, you're never quite the same,
and now I know She's got something you just can't trust it's something mysterious, and now it seems I'm falling, falling for her.

Khan Singh Noonien
Posted - 2011.01.21 06:51:00 - [84]
 

It is my superior intellect that makes my hotter then the sun Neutral

TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
Posted - 2011.01.21 06:55:00 - [85]
 

Winner has not responded to messages notifying of winnings, may have to draw again

Sutskop
PILSGESCHWADER
Monkey Circus
Posted - 2011.01.21 10:07:00 - [86]
 

Damn we have some ugly bunnies in here.

Marlona Sky
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.01.21 10:25:00 - [87]
 

Edited by: Marlona Sky on 21/01/2011 10:32:52
Woot! I'll contact you in game now.

EDIT: I sent you a reply to your mail.

Weltmarkt
Posted - 2011.01.21 11:01:00 - [88]
 

Originally by: Ozazoria
or meh


damn hot!

munitqua
Caldari
BlackSite Prophecy
Posted - 2011.01.21 11:02:00 - [89]
 

Edited by: munitqua on 21/01/2011 11:03:27
Maybe we should all compare and select the best ones for some of the dudes in EvE. Then let them get married WoW style, bring a big group of friends.

Search for a nice system and get married there. Do get married in your pod, otherwise you cananot kiss the bride/groom. And bring all of your friends in their pods as well.

During the ceremony ill smartbomb all your asses.

This thread is stoopid.

8agpuss
Posted - 2011.01.21 12:19:00 - [90]
 

They tried to make me go to rehab, I said no, no, no.


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