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Golden Helmet
Caldari
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2011.01.10 01:41:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Golden Helmet on 10/01/2011 01:44:01
Some of you may remember the events of a few months ago, when CCP openly and unashamedly discriminated against the religious practices and ceremonies of The Python Cartel. We vented our outrage to the kind and loving people at C&P, and while we were met with kind words of sympathy and encouragement, none were willing to stick out their shafts and join us in our struggle against oppression from those without genitals.

We at The Python Cartel had no choice but to flee our land and start anew. How could we live our lives and raise our families, when simply having genitals brings about CCP's wrath? After many moons of searching, we finally found a place we could call home: Pen Island.

We settled down on our newfound land, ready to restart our lives and live happily ever after. But even in these times of celebration, the threat of outsiders still remains. However, not all outsiders were hostile...

One day, during the hourly Phallus Festival, another band of travelers arrived. They called themselves Fla5hy Red. They, too, were fleeing from discrimination and oppression. Pen Island was more than big enough to satisfy two, and so we welcomed our newfound friends on to our island.

As time went on, our two settlements grew close. We invited them to our orgies, they invited us to theirs. If ever a purple puppy needed petting, there was sure to be a neighbor willing to lend a helping hand. Life was good.

While we are safe for the moment, we can't forget that our enemies still lurk. Pen Island needs protection. This is OUR home, and no hamster-molesting tyrants shall take ever it from us!

And so, from the orgy leaders of The Python Cartel and Fla5hy Red, we are proud to present...


The Defenders of Pen Island!

We are truly the hardest of all the alliances in New Eden. Together, our combined forces will fight for our freedom from the oppression of CCP, Faction Warfare, and Russian scumbags alike! We will penetrate deep in to the heartland of our enemies, and we will render them so weak and soft that no amount of prescription medications will get them back up to strike at us!

Know this, citizens of New Eden: We will fight long and hard for our freedoms. We will not sleep until we have ensured the safety of Pen Island for generations to come. If you try and bend us, we WILL spit in your face.


~Golden Helmet
Virgin King, The Python Cartel

OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2011.01.10 01:48:00 - [2]
 

You have my Taranis

Deladian
Gallente
FLA5HY RED
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2011.01.10 01:53:00 - [3]
 

I heard thats because of fla5hy and pythons joint efforts the pope has started to changed his view on the protection of pen island.

Jaina Sunspot
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.01.10 01:54:00 - [4]
 

The word Hero is thrown around a lot, but...

o7

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.01.10 02:04:00 - [5]
 

My stiff thorax stands ready for penetration! YARRRR!!

Harrigan VonStudly
Original Sin.
Underworld Excavators
Posted - 2011.01.10 02:48:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Deladian
I heard thats because of fla5hy and pythons joint efforts the pope has started to changed his view on the protection of pen island.


I heard the Pope loves children on pen island.
o7 Del

Deladian
Gallente
FLA5HY RED
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2011.01.10 02:50:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Harrigan VonStudly
Originally by: Deladian
I heard thats because of fla5hy and pythons joint efforts the pope has started to changed his view on the protection of pen island.


I heard the Pope loves children on pen island.
o7 Del


maybe its because he loved all them youth clubs he was part of as a young lad.
o7 Harri

SpotlessBlade
Trust Doesn't Rust
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2011.01.10 02:56:00 - [8]
 

epic

Schwa88
The Priesthood
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.01.10 04:06:00 - [9]
 

\0//

IF THE MIGHTY HAND OF RUSSIA SHOULD REACH FOR PEN ISLAND WILL YOU STAND ERECT AND SPEW FORTH THE MIGHTY FLEET OF JUSTICE?

Agallis Zinthros
Amarr
Posted - 2011.01.10 05:13:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Agallis Zinthros on 10/01/2011 05:15:09
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
My stiff thorax stands ready for penetration! YARRRR!!


https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349058

You may have this man's thorax, but we have this.

EDIT: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349069

We seem to have this man's super special Thorax.

Anjerrai Meloanis
Minmatar
FLA5HY RED
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2011.01.10 05:18:00 - [11]
 

I heard my name mentioned?

TipsyMcStagger
Caldari
Spruillo WarDec Corp
Posted - 2011.01.10 05:26:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank
You have my crabs


now yur island has fauna


Soldarius
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
Posted - 2011.01.10 05:28:00 - [13]
 

lol'd out loud at work.

Schwa88
The Priesthood
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.01.10 05:36:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Agallis Zinthros
Edited by: Agallis Zinthros on 10/01/2011 05:15:09
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
My stiff thorax stands ready for penetration! YARRRR!!


https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349058

You may have this man's thorax, but we have this.

EDIT: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349069

We seem to have this man's super special Thorax.


Only 3 FALCAN, zomg, taking a serious risk on that one.

BuckWyld
GK inc.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.01.10 05:36:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Agallis Zinthros
Edited by: Agallis Zinthros on 10/01/2011 05:15:09
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
My stiff thorax stands ready for penetration! YARRRR!!


https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349058

You may have this man's thorax, but we have this.

EDIT: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349069

We seem to have this man's super special Thorax.


Don't forget the part when the Tengu ejected from his Tengu. Rolling Eyes

Also should remember to post the Proteus KM

Agallis Zinthros
Amarr
Posted - 2011.01.10 05:43:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Agallis Zinthros on 10/01/2011 05:46:01
Originally by: Schwa88
Originally by: Agallis Zinthros
Edited by: Agallis Zinthros on 10/01/2011 05:15:09
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
My stiff thorax stands ready for penetration! YARRRR!!


https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349058

You may have this man's thorax, but we have this.

EDIT: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349069

We seem to have this man's super special Thorax.


Only 3 FALCAN, zomg, taking a serious risk on that one.


Coming from The Orphanage, the pinnacle of pvp risk taking. Shame the gate guns popped that tengu, we had someone ready to get into it.

Schwa88
The Priesthood
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.01.10 06:03:00 - [17]
 

Edited by: Schwa88 on 10/01/2011 06:06:00
Lol even I have standards, a little touchy are we?

Golden Helmet
Caldari
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2011.01.10 06:40:00 - [18]
 

I lawl at the kiddies who think they can smack. That's right, I lawl at you.

If you want to learn to smack properly, send me 100m and I'll send you the PDF guide we have, entitled "How To Smack Like A Real Python!" Then, when you've learned to smack like a big boy, maybe we'll see about taking off your training wheels (Falcons).

Jovan Geldon
Gallente
Lead Farmers
Kill It With Fire
Posted - 2011.01.10 07:13:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Schwa88
standards

Originally by: Schwa88
The 0rphanage


Choose one.

Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2011.01.10 08:38:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Jovan Geldon
Originally by: Schwa88
standards

Originally by: Schwa88
The 0rphanage


Choose one.


You are my hero.

Dorn Val
Posted - 2011.01.10 11:48:00 - [21]
 

LMAO!

+1 to the OP -excellent writing skills Cool

Deladian
Gallente
FLA5HY RED
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2011.01.10 12:57:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Aiwha
Originally by: Jovan Geldon
Originally by: Schwa88
standards

Originally by: Schwa88
The 0rphanage


Choose one.


You are my hero.


made me smile.

OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2011.01.10 13:16:00 - [23]
 

Hey guys the alliance name has a hidden meaning I am the first to notice it go look for yourself lol amirite.

Sup pythons I love your good natured 'roleplay'.

Jaina Sunspot
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.01.10 13:29:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Hey guys the alliance name has a hidden meaning I am the first to notice it go look for yourself lol amirite.


Shocked

PyroX90
Posted - 2011.01.10 13:43:00 - [25]
 

+1 to Waffles

Proteus Maximus
Caldari
New Eden Outcasts
Malicious Intent Gentleman's Club
Posted - 2011.01.10 13:47:00 - [26]
 

Makes a man long for a life of pure yarrage again *sigh*.

captain foivos
Posted - 2011.01.10 14:11:00 - [27]
 

ROKH OUT WITH OUR SOCKS OUT

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2011.01.10 14:25:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: TipsyMcStagger
Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank
You have my crabs


now yur island has fauna


slightly amused

..or aroused, can't tell

8agpuss
Posted - 2011.01.10 18:58:00 - [29]
 

I like to keep my socks on while I'm out patrolling the Island.

Jarek Kalensa
FLA5HY RED
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2011.01.10 19:02:00 - [30]
 

GH makes me hard. True story.

We will not rest until Pen Island is protected in a protective sheath of Yarr.


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