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General Windypops
Gallente
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2010.12.21 23:40:00 - [1]
 

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas, CAOD! Welcome to the CAOD office party.

Well, children, gather round. It's the end of another year of derring-do and dabauchery in the land of CAOD, so perhaps it's a decent time to review the 'shining lights' and 'bag of ****es' of the CAOD world.

So come on, sit on my knee, have a stroke of my beard and tell Windy what you think of our alliances' performances over the last 12 months.

Santa Windypops needs to know who have been good girls and boys so I know where to fully unload my sack, and who will simply get a slice of my Yule log.

Here's my starter for 10....

'Deersappointment' of the Year (Alliance that failed to live up to expectations): Has to be Goonswarm. Folded faster than an origami champion. Now a nobody.

Fancy a drunken snog under the mistletoe
(not supposed to fancy them but you do): PL have done pretty well at reinventing themselves from the alliance suffered the biggest ever defeat in Eve history at the hands of IT to being a reasonably chill alliance. Not yet able to hold any space of their own, but they're having fun while they gain experience.

Office stud (best all round performer): Has to be IT. Written off a year ago, but managed to reinvent themselves and are still the alliance that all other alliances measure themselves against.

Caught with their arse on the photocopier (most cringeworthy alliance): Has to be TEST. Bleat incessantly on the forums but have yet to achieve a single victory against any opponent.

Employee of the Month (CAOD's star performer - best poaster or commentator): Tough one - 6 months ago it would have been Butter Dog, but since he's buggered off I'm going to push my turkey stuffing into Snot Shot. He's been pretty much on fire recently.






Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.12.22 00:00:00 - [2]
 


'Deersappointment' of the Year (Alliance that failed to live up to expectations): IT Alliance, despite swelling up to 6000 members still managed to hit a brick wall in the north and not achieved anything to define themselves again.

Fancy a drunken snog under the mistletoe
Goons, like an ex girlfriend they broke the bro pact, but you still would.
Office stud (best all round performer): Think this one is obvious

Caught with their arse on the photocopier (most cringeworthy alliance): Has to be Littlest Hobos, after butter dogs yapping got him in trouble he bails to join Dead Terrorists which then promptly goes on to lose 1000 members and all their space in a week, leaving just a tired old troll to post on CAOD.

Employee of the Month [i](CAOD's star performer - best poaster or commentator)
: Free Kartoon




Ocularus Xenos
Gallente
CANUCK ENGINERING
Posted - 2010.12.22 00:22:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Ocularus Xenos on 22/12/2010 00:42:08
Srs bsns

Lykouleon
Gallente
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.12.22 00:42:00 - [4]
 

'Deersappointment' of the Year (Alliance that failed to live up to expectations): Systematic-Chaos. So much disappointment...

Fancy a drunken snog under the mistletoe
(not supposed to fancy them but you do): Pandemic Legion. I feel like I'm drowning in :smug: whenever I read a post by a PL member, but they well deserve it compared to when they were in Fountain.

Office stud (best all round performer): Split between IT and CVA. The fact that IT/BoB has survived this long without folding is impressive. And the fact that the wizard-hats in CVA are too stubborn/stupid to role over and cry mommy is...beyond me.

Caught with their arse on the photocopier (most cringeworthy alliance): Dead Terrorists. It was as if a thousand pubbies were all chest-beating about their victories against AAA...then suddenly silence (except for Bournville slandering my good name).

Employee of the Month (CAOD's star performer - best poaster or commentator): Vile Rat. His posts always tickle my nether-regions.

SpotlessBlade
Gallente
Trust Doesn't Rust
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2010.12.22 01:55:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: SpotlessBlade on 22/12/2010 06:00:11
*edit* for Lyko

I don't wanna fall asleep... cause id miss you baby..

no... just no

Jones Bones
Minmatar
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.12.22 05:02:00 - [6]
 

"Expectations" and "Goonswarm", you keep using these words...

the SNEEP
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.12.22 05:47:00 - [7]
 

hey can you explain to me how goonswarm is folded? I don't want to be in a bad alliance!

Stalking Mantis
Caldari
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
Posted - 2010.12.22 07:35:00 - [8]
 

Deersappointment' of the Year
The Providence NIP. The concept was great but mexican soap operas ended what was for a time a very good thing.

Fancy a drunken snog under the mistletoe
Ushra' Khan (DK). They went through hell and back and where only brought down by internal issues. Held Strong in Provi and was a force to be reckoned with. Notice how fast Provi folded after they left?

Office stud
Agony Empire

Caught with their arse on the photocopier
Hydra Reloaded. One word 'GREED' very good PvP'ers but just to much greed/scamming going on until the core just folded on itself and they ate each from the inside out.

Employee of the Month
This is a toss up. Towards the Begining of the year I would say Butterdog hands down. Chek Lion also thinks he has it all figured out but his efforts are noteworty (if not perfect tbh). But I will have to hand it to the Manny/Check Lion Combo and insiders know why (wink).

OldPueblo
Gallente
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.12.22 08:26:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: General Windypops
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas, CAOD! Welcome to the CAOD office party.

Well, children, gather round. It's the end of another year of derring-do and dabauchery in the land of CAOD, so perhaps it's a decent time to review the 'shining lights' and 'bag of ****es' of the CAOD world.

So come on, sit on my knee, have a stroke of my beard and tell Windy what you think of our alliances' performances over the last 12 months.

Santa Windypops needs to know who have been good girls and boys so I know where to fully unload my sack, and who will simply get a slice of my Yule log.

Here's my starter for 10....

'Deersappointment' of the Year (Alliance that failed to live up to expectations): Has to be Goonswarm. Folded faster than an origami champion. Now a nobody.

Fancy a drunken snog under the mistletoe
(not supposed to fancy them but you do): PL have done pretty well at reinventing themselves from the alliance suffered the biggest ever defeat in Eve history at the hands of IT to being a reasonably chill alliance. Not yet able to hold any space of their own, but they're having fun while they gain experience.

Office stud (best all round performer): Has to be IT. Written off a year ago, but managed to reinvent themselves and are still the alliance that all other alliances measure themselves against.

Caught with their arse on the photocopier (most cringeworthy alliance): Has to be TEST. Bleat incessantly on the forums but have yet to achieve a single victory against any opponent.

Employee of the Month (CAOD's star performer - best poaster or commentator): Tough one - 6 months ago it would have been Butter Dog, but since he's buggered off I'm going to push my turkey stuffing into Snot Shot. He's been pretty much on fire recently.








Everyone thinks you're dumb.

Le Cardinal
Caldari
Spricer
Raiden.
Posted - 2010.12.22 09:27:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: OldPueblo
Originally by: General Windypops
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas, CAOD! Welcome to the CAOD office party.

Well, children, gather round. It's the end of another year of derring-do and dabauchery in the land of CAOD, so perhaps it's a decent time to review the 'shining lights' and 'bag of ****es' of the CAOD world.

So come on, sit on my knee, have a stroke of my beard and tell Windy what you think of our alliances' performances over the last 12 months.

Santa Windypops needs to know who have been good girls and boys so I know where to fully unload my sack, and who will simply get a slice of my Yule log.

Here's my starter for 10....

'Deersappointment' of the Year (Alliance that failed to live up to expectations): Has to be Goonswarm. Folded faster than an origami champion. Now a nobody.

Fancy a drunken snog under the mistletoe
(not supposed to fancy them but you do): PL have done pretty well at reinventing themselves from the alliance suffered the biggest ever defeat in Eve history at the hands of IT to being a reasonably chill alliance. Not yet able to hold any space of their own, but they're having fun while they gain experience.

Office stud (best all round performer): Has to be IT. Written off a year ago, but managed to reinvent themselves and are still the alliance that all other alliances measure themselves against.

Caught with their arse on the photocopier (most cringeworthy alliance): Has to be TEST. Bleat incessantly on the forums but have yet to achieve a single victory against any opponent.

Employee of the Month (CAOD's star performer - best poaster or commentator): Tough one - 6 months ago it would have been Butter Dog, but since he's buggered off I'm going to push my turkey stuffing into Snot Shot. He's been pretty much on fire recently.








Everyone thinks you're dumb.


When everyone let you speak for them, you can reply for everyone. Until then i suggest you speak for yourself.

I must say Mr. Evenstars reply is the most predictive sofar. Looking forward to more.

Merry christmas to you all!

Kayl Breinhar
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.12.22 09:48:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Kayl Breinhar on 22/12/2010 09:55:07
That sure is a lot of words to say "OH GOD LET ME INTO PL PLEASE IT'S TERRIBLE IN DEAD TERRORISTS," Windy.

Other than that, 3/10. The ****sucking was a little *too* blatant.

Originally by: Flinx Evenstar

Goons, like an ex girlfriend they broke the bro pact, but you still would.


Methinks there's been some very creative revisionist history being written on PL's forums. Despite the bot, JF, and SC kills, with the exception of the bitter spergs playing Captain Ahab with your alliance, we still wub you too.

Ventro69
Caldari
Manson Family
Corcoran State
Posted - 2010.12.22 11:00:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Ventro69 on 22/12/2010 11:06:33


Office stud (best all round performer): FREGE!!!

Kalle Demos
Amarr
Helix Protocol
Posted - 2010.12.22 16:41:00 - [13]
 

Op is pretty accurate imo

Darkopteron
Gallente
Trans-Solar Works
Posted - 2010.12.22 20:11:00 - [14]
 

'Deersappointment' of the Year (Alliance that failed to live up to expectations): Dead Terrorists... they didn't last very long down south did they? Menace is a cool guy, but I am disappoint. Sad

Fancy a drunken snog under the mistletoe
(not supposed to fancy them but you do): TEST! In the course of a year they've gone from newbies in rifters, to being scrubs in draeks, to being super pimps in t1 arty maelstroms. Expecting lots of fun stuff to come from these dudes (seriously hit PL up for some more honour fights)

Office stud (best all round performer): Need you ask? :smug: PL's ability to engage outnumbered and come out on top never fails to impress me.

Caught with their arse on the photocopier (most cringeworthy alliance): BLAST's antics have been constantly making me cringe during my stay in fountain this year. In a recent morale post, Mrs Molle claimed they had "defeated PL" (possibly referring to Panda Team's use of PL batphone during Panda's harassment of 9DQ). I cringed so hard.

Employee of the Month (CAOD's star performer - best poaster or commentator): Shadoo is my favourite poster atm. He tells it like it is. Cool

Vernn Miller
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.12.22 21:37:00 - [15]
 

Sorry to say this windy but I bet you are a party pooper IRL. But we still wub you!

And just so you know, getting drunk and xeroxing your ass is the most fun you can have at a party PERIOD.

Merry Christmas YARRRR!! !

Zanielyene
Minmatar
Did I just do that
Ultra-violence
Posted - 2010.12.22 21:49:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: General Windypops

Office stud (best all round performer): Has to be IT. Written off a year ago, but managed to reinvent themselves and are still the alliance that all other alliances measure themselves against.




It's funny because they're going to have lost all their pets by christmas.

Isomerc
Caldari
Martyr's Vengence
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.12.22 23:02:00 - [17]
 

confirming that OP is dumb as hell and that this thread is ******ed

Nynjato
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.12.22 23:10:00 - [18]
 

'Deersappointment' of the Year (Alliance that failed to live up to expectations): IT. I thought that they would be more aggressive than they have been so far.

Fancy a drunken snog under the mistletoe
(not supposed to fancy them but you do): Stainwagon + Others. Chill of them to let us muck about with them.

Office stud (best all round performer): PL hands down

Caught with their arse on the photocopier (most cringeworthy alliance):HTA. Sure there are bigger fish but I literally cringed at some of the moves they made.

Employee of the Month (CAOD's star performer - best poaster or commentator): That one person that posts exceptionally badly.

Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.12.22 23:32:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Kayl Breinhar

Originally by: Flinx Evenstar

Goons, like an ex girlfriend they broke the bro pact, but you still would.


Methinks there's been some very creative revisionist history being written on PL's forums. Despite the bot, JF, and SC kills, with the exception of the bitter spergs playing Captain Ahab with your alliance, we still wub you too.


As with every break up, the reasons for it remain twisted in time. The original disagreement may lay dormant for a while but it will inevitably rear its ugly head once again. This is why you don't get back with ex's. However the make up sex is pretty good for a while.

Twigand Berries
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.12.23 00:04:00 - [20]
 

sorry i'm jewish

Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.12.23 01:07:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Flinx Evenstar on 23/12/2010 01:53:00
Edit: too public

Gumpy Nighthawk
Amarr
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2010.12.23 13:17:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: General Windypops
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas, CAOD! Welcome to the CAOD office party.



This has surely been the lamest office party i have ever attended Cool

riverini
Gallente
Reliables Inc
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2010.12.23 14:18:00 - [23]
 

You forgot the "Up-And-Coming Room Raider" or "Most Promising CAOD *****", which i would nominate Musical Fist for this.

DeWieKat
Caldari
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2010.12.23 14:23:00 - [24]
 

omfg-wtf....Shocked

Dr Cheeto
Minmatar
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.12.23 21:37:00 - [25]
 

ITT: bad posters make an obvious troll

Artemis97
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.12.23 22:56:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: OldPueblo
Originally by: General Windypops
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas, CAOD! Welcome to the CAOD office party.

Well, children, gather round. It's the end of another year of derring-do and dabauchery in the land of CAOD, so perhaps it's a decent time to review the 'shining lights' and 'bag of ****es' of the CAOD world.

So come on, sit on my knee, have a stroke of my beard and tell Windy what you think of our alliances' performances over the last 12 months.

Santa Windypops needs to know who have been good girls and boys so I know where to fully unload my sack, and who will simply get a slice of my Yule log.

Here's my starter for 10....

'Deersappointment' of the Year (Alliance that failed to live up to expectations): Has to be Goonswarm. Folded faster than an origami champion. Now a nobody.

Fancy a drunken snog under the mistletoe
(not supposed to fancy them but you do): PL have done pretty well at reinventing themselves from the alliance suffered the biggest ever defeat in Eve history at the hands of IT to being a reasonably chill alliance. Not yet able to hold any space of their own, but they're having fun while they gain experience.

Office stud (best all round performer): Has to be IT. Written off a year ago, but managed to reinvent themselves and are still the alliance that all other alliances measure themselves against.

Caught with their arse on the photocopier (most cringeworthy alliance): Has to be TEST. Bleat incessantly on the forums but have yet to achieve a single victory against any opponent.

Employee of the Month (CAOD's star performer - best poaster or commentator): Tough one - 6 months ago it would have been Butter Dog, but since he's buggered off I'm going to push my turkey stuffing into Snot Shot. He's been pretty much on fire recently.








Everyone thinks you're dumb.


*your

StainLessStealRat
Caldari
Blood Covenant
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.12.24 04:44:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Vernn Miller
Sorry to say this windy but I bet you are a party pooper IRL. But we still wub you!

And just so you know, getting drunk and xeroxing your ass durring your period is the most fun you can have at a party PERIOD.

Merry Christmas YARRRR!! !


Fixed

Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2010.12.24 11:56:00 - [28]
 

'Deersappointment' of the Year (Alliance that failed to live up to expectations): Everyone else> TEST

Fancy a drunken snog under the mistletoe
TEST.
Office stud (best all round performer): TEST

Caught with their arse on the photocopier (most cringeworthy alliance): TEST.

Employee of the Month [i](CAOD's star performer - best poaster or commentator)
: TESTes

Sluggernaut
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.12.24 13:45:00 - [29]
 

'Deersappointment' of the Year (Alliance that failed to live up to expectations): IT.Bailing Allies,Losing The Fights in their primetime zone.

Fancy a drunken snog under the mistletoe: PL.
Office stud (best all round performer): TEST ofc.

Caught with their arse on the photocopier (most cringeworthy alliance): Blast/IT.More towards Blast,sure switch from a good ahac fleet to a crappy drake gang while we did not have much mael's out.(Seriously wtf was that crap in IC?)

Employee of the Month [i](CAOD's star performer - best poaster or commentator): Snot Snot(sp?) For such a elite highsec pvper in Jita,he sure knows his 0.0 sheet. :frogbarf:

Rhaegor Stormborn
Minmatar
BURN EDEN
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.12.24 13:53:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: General Windypops
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas, CAOD! Welcome to the CAOD office party.

Well, children, gather round. It's the end of another year of derring-do and dabauchery in the land of CAOD, so perhaps it's a decent time to review the 'shining lights' and 'bag of ****es' of the CAOD world.

So come on, sit on my knee, have a stroke of my beard and tell Windy what you think of our alliances' performances over the last 12 months.

Santa Windypops needs to know who have been good girls and boys so I know where to fully unload my sack, and who will simply get a slice of my Yule log.

Here's my starter for 10....

'Deersappointment' of the Year (Alliance that failed to live up to expectations): Has to be Goonswarm. Folded faster than an origami champion. Now a nobody.

Fancy a drunken snog under the mistletoe
(not supposed to fancy them but you do): PL have done pretty well at reinventing themselves from the alliance suffered the biggest ever defeat in Eve history at the hands of IT to being a reasonably chill alliance. Not yet able to hold any space of their own, but they're having fun while they gain experience.

Office stud (best all round performer): Has to be IT. Written off a year ago, but managed to reinvent themselves and are still the alliance that all other alliances measure themselves against.

Caught with their arse on the photocopier (most cringeworthy alliance): Has to be TEST. Bleat incessantly on the forums but have yet to achieve a single victory against any opponent.

Employee of the Month (CAOD's star performer - best poaster or commentator): Tough one - 6 months ago it would have been Butter Dog, but since he's buggered off I'm going to push my turkey stuffing into Snot Shot. He's been pretty much on fire recently.


Wo, your posts are getting worse and worse. I don't think anyone is measuring themselves against IT these days. Maybe back in 2006, but not now.


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