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CrossedSwords
Caldari
Posted - 2010.12.13 20:55:00 - [1]
 

so i was bored and flipped some miners... than i came across this dude i flipped him and then it became funny :D


backhoe pete > I didn't steal ****......I've just been sitting here mining....wtf are you talking about?
CrossedSwords > that was my ore
CrossedSwords > u stole it
backhoe pete > What are you talking about?
CrossedSwords > well
CrossedSwords > i am going to need a paiment
CrossedSwords > for misbehaving
backhoe pete > I didn't steal ******...you stole MY can!
CrossedSwords > no
CrossedSwords > anyway
CrossedSwords > i want 4 million
CrossedSwords > cus u hurt my feelings
backhoe pete > I don't believe this.....you're accusing ME of stealing when I was just sitting here mining.....
CrossedSwords > WHAT
CrossedSwords > I WAS MINING HERE
CrossedSwords > nah joking\
CrossedSwords > but that was my ore tho
backhoe pete > ....and then have the gaul to say that I have to pay a "misbehaving" tax.....
CrossedSwords > yes i do
CrossedSwords > but please
CrossedSwords > send me the 4 mil
backhoe pete > Even if I had it, which I don't, I still wouldn't give it to you......
CrossedSwords > than
CrossedSwords > i would like you to eject from your ship
backhoe pete > This is a joke, right?
CrossedSwords > no sir
backhoe pete > I really don't belive this....
CrossedSwords > come on chop chop i dont have all day
backhoe pete > ....and all this because.....
CrossedSwords > u stole my ore
CrossedSwords > indeed
backhoe pete > .....you THINK I stole your ore, when i didn't.... NO I DIDN'T you DUMB****!
CrossedSwords > U did
backhoe pete > Okay,....how?
CrossedSwords > else i wouldnt be able to attack u
CrossedSwords > well
backhoe pete > HOW did I steal YOUR ore! I was MINING!
CrossedSwords > look
CrossedSwords > i took ore from ur can, placed it in my can
CrossedSwords > so it was my ore
backhoe pete > Exactly.
CrossedSwords > yes
CrossedSwords > then u did somethin with it
backhoe pete > How does that make ME the thief???
CrossedSwords > well
CrossedSwords > it was my ore
backhoe pete > You just admitted that you took the ore from MY can!!!
CrossedSwords > yes but u then took it from mine
CrossedSwords > so does that make u any better then me?
backhoe pete > No I didn't!
CrossedSwords > well
CrossedSwords > u did somehow
CrossedSwords > and now u hurt my feelings
CrossedSwords > so i want that ship of urs
backhoe pete > No I didn't.....and even if I did....then..........
CrossedSwords > mmmm? then what?
backhoe pete > ....then HOW is my sec status STILL .04?
backhoe pete > Gat your facts straight......
backhoe pete > *Get
CrossedSwords > my facts are straight
CrossedSwords > and the point is
CrossedSwords > i want ur ship
backhoe pete > I never stole anything of yours....YOU'RE the thief!
CrossedSwords > well if u keep thinking that
CrossedSwords > anyway
backhoe pete > I can prove it....I still have posibive sec status....look at i!
CrossedSwords > yes i know
CrossedSwords > still for me ur red now
CrossedSwords > that means u did some bad stuff
backhoe pete > And exactly what was it that I did???
CrossedSwords > i dont know and dont care
backhoe pete > So I'm going to get nuked because you're acting like a 2-year old.
CrossedSwords > well ur not getting nuked
CrossedSwords > u can get out perfectlty fine
CrossedSwords > by just ejecting
backhoe pete > That's what you're threatening to do.
CrossedSwords > well yea
CrossedSwords > but think about the easy way
backhoe pete > ?
CrossedSwords > u can get out really easy without a scratch
CrossedSwords > just eject
backhoe pete > I will not soon forget this.....this is *bull*****.
CrossedSwords > well
CrossedSwords > come shoot me then
backhoe pete > Someday I will do far, far worse than that.....
CrossedSwords > yea
CrossedSwords > ok
CrossedSwords > did write my name down
backhoe pete > This is such bull****.....I hope that it was worth it.....
CrossedSwords > i had a very fun time actually
backhoe pete > **** you.
CrossedSwords > hey no need to get all grumpy now!
me liked! Very Happy

Aeronwen Carys
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2010.12.13 21:02:00 - [2]
 

Did the idiot eject and give you his ship? If so, more fool him and hopefully he will quit.

Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
Posted - 2010.12.13 21:04:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Aeronwen Carys
Did the idiot eject and give you his ship?

Choujinburi
Gallente
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
Posted - 2010.12.13 21:07:00 - [4]
 

I am afraid that this was terribly boring to read.

Mr Funkadelic
x13
Raiden.
Posted - 2010.12.13 21:10:00 - [5]
 

Nice your a real tough guy.

Pesky LaRue
Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels
Etherium Cartel
Posted - 2010.12.13 21:13:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: Pesky LaRue on 13/12/2010 21:13:28


Welcome to several years ago when this might have been fresh and new. Not sure it would ever have been funny, however.

Should we expect other, cutting-edge comedy from you in the near future? got your "knock-knock" jokes all ready to go?

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2010.12.13 21:14:00 - [7]
 

IB4Move to C&P, I hear they think Can Flippers are cool...

Foxgguy2001
Gallente
Second Hand Lions
Redneck Rage
Posted - 2010.12.13 21:17:00 - [8]
 

This doesn't speak very highly for other experiences you've had...you should get out more.

Arec Bardwin
Posted - 2010.12.13 21:24:00 - [9]
 

Luckily a mod will provide the TLDR soon.

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2010.12.13 21:29:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Alara IonStorm
IB4Move to C&P, I hear they think Can Flippers are cool...


I really hope Zym is sleeping today. Sad

Ifly Uwalk
Caldari
Concentrated Evil
Posted - 2010.12.13 21:45:00 - [11]
 

This has got to be one of the worst freds to hit this forum, ever. Sad


Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2010.12.13 21:50:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Alara IonStorm
IB4Move to C&P, I hear they think Can Flippers are cool...




nah. think a token "cool starry bra" would be enough.

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2010.12.13 21:56:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 13/12/2010 21:56:43
Originally by: Grimpak

nah. think a token "cool starry bra" would be enough.

We are conserving those for High Sec Jita Ganks. We can spare a riveting tale chap though, maybe a golf clap.

Meme's must be rationed for the upcomming war with the Sansha's.

Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2010.12.13 22:15:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Alara IonStorm
Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 13/12/2010 21:56:43
Originally by: Grimpak

nah. think a token "cool starry bra" would be enough.

We are conserving those for High Sec Jita Ganks. We can spare a riveting tale chap though, maybe a golf clap.

Meme's must be rationed for the upcomming war with the Sansha's.

indeed. forgot about the sansha's.

Generals4
Caldari
Posted - 2010.12.13 22:22:00 - [15]
 

i don't think i fully grasp the humor of the OP

Joe Skellington
Minmatar
Matari Legion Holding
Matari Legion
Posted - 2010.12.14 00:08:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Generals4
i don't think i fully grasp the humor of the OP


He must be from the UK, their humor is kind of dry.

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2010.12.14 00:12:00 - [17]
 

Remember kids, stealing something from a thief that stole that exact same stuff from you is stealing !
Laughing

Black Dranzer
Caldari
Posted - 2010.12.14 00:14:00 - [18]
 

You tricked a confused newbie. Yawn.

Julien Brellier
Posted - 2010.12.14 00:36:00 - [19]
 

HUR HUR I FLIP NOOB IR 1337 PIRAT?Rolling Eyes

So Cash
Posted - 2010.12.14 00:41:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: So Cash on 14/12/2010 00:40:53

Hur hur I jumped a 20 man fleet on a single ratter in low sec because I am a true pirate derp derp.

Foxgguy2001
Gallente
Second Hand Lions
Redneck Rage
Posted - 2010.12.14 01:11:00 - [21]
 

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5128/5258953879_8980bfc3f4_m.jpg
Image changed to a link. Spitfire

yup....that just happened.

Spineker
Caldari
Posted - 2010.12.14 02:43:00 - [22]
 

Did you get his Osprey or Ibis?Rolling Eyes

Denny Haze
Amarr
Bad Wolf Project
Posted - 2010.12.14 04:10:00 - [23]
 

Why did I read all that in a Barney Stinson voice in my head?

Magnus Orin
Minmatar
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.12.14 05:27:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Choujinburi
I am afraid that this was terribly boring to read.


This.

Also, C&P is over there ---------->

Selinate
Amarr
Posted - 2010.12.14 05:48:00 - [25]
 

So... you're an idiot. Congratz.

Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2010.12.14 06:03:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: CrossedSwords
said lots of **** here


Dumbass

CCP Spitfire


C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2010.12.14 06:45:00 - [27]
 

Moved from 'EVE General Discussion'.


Meridith Akesia
Stimulus
Posted - 2010.12.14 08:31:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: CCP Spitfire
Moved from 'EVE General Discussion'.




...and there we go

Markius TheShed
Minmatar
Murientor Tribe
Posted - 2010.12.14 10:44:00 - [29]
 

Dear Mr Crossedswords

You are indeed the dogs kahunas!! would you consider bringing your noob can flipping comedy roadshow to Minmatar/Amarr low sec as this type of comedy genius would help raise morale on the frontline.

Yours hopefully

fivetide humidyear
Gallente
Fool Mental Junket
Posted - 2010.12.14 10:58:00 - [30]
 

thank you for bolding the funny parts and saving me from reading the rest of the conversation


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