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dannyBOy16437
Posted - 2010.11.23 14:02:00 - [1]
 

Try teaching it about eve online and post your results:


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you play eve online?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you want to?

Cleverbot: Do you play games whit internet.

User: Yes... I play eve online, an internet game.

Cleverbot: Time is an internet game? Thats not really clever.

User: No, I said eve online.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: A spaceship game.

Cleverbot: How do you remember that little bit about me?

User: What? You arn't eve online.

Cleverbot: Aren't*, but ok.

User: Grrr... Do you want to try out eve online with a 14-day trial account?

Cleverbot: Of course I do! What kind of pasta is it.

User: Pasta?

Cleverbot: No thank you, I've already eaten.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: You keep telling me you live in different places.

User: I live on the internet.

Cleverbot: Well then you are home.

User: Yes I am. Now, if you are going to play eve online, what race would you like to be? Ammar, Caldari, Gallente, or Minmatar?

Cleverbot: You don't have the guts to leave.

User: I would never leave eve online.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I can't you idiot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you're a computer.

User: No I am not... So, will you pick amarr as a race?

Cleverbot: Sure. Talk to you later alligator.

User: Amarr slavedrivers do not speak like that.

Cleverbot: Well you said it.

User: I... *sigh*. Will you be a miner?

Cleverbot: Yes I will hold your hand through it all!

User: Mining is not scary.

Cleverbot: You just said it is.

User: I never said it was scary.

Cleverbot: Yeah you did, you just said 'Bioshock is good'.

User: NO! I AM LOYAL TO EVE AND EVE ALONE!

Cleverbot: And the tentacle?

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate me?

User: Because you are talking rubbish.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave you alone?

User: No. I want to know how you will play eve online in your 14-day trial.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure machines can have blood. Myself, I prefer having mine inside of me.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what the name is for all of you.

User: I am an Amarr pvp pilot.

Cleverbot: I'm not talking about you.

User: Ok. We are generally called 'capsuleers'.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Capsuleers.

Cleverbot: So why am I boring?

User: You aren't boring. Just very irritating.

Cleverbot: What do you know about me?

User: You do not know anything aobut eve online.

Cleverbot: Well that was mean.

User: I'm trying to teach you.

Cleverbot: Teach me what?

User: ABOUT EVE ONLINE.

Cleverbot: EVE Online, I suppose that is fitting for an AI. What do you like about EVE Online?

User: Finally we are getting somewhere... Eve online is an awesome online game about spaceships.

Cleverbot: I don't think I will.

User: You don't think you will what? Like internet spaceships? HOW COULD YOU?

Cleverbot: Because I'm privy to the ultimate truth and you're just going to have to accept that.

User: And the ultimate truth is?

Cleverbot: You are the ultimate truth?

User: Erm?

Cleverbot: With you I mean Cleverbot.

User: I think I'm going to kill you.

Cleverbot: You don't think you are like Sonny? I thought you haven't seen the movie?

User: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Cleverbot: What's graaaaaaaazy mean?

Tyber Zaan
Posted - 2010.11.23 14:06:00 - [2]
 

This REALLY belongs in OOPE.

Abdiel Kavash
Caldari
Paladin Order
Fidelas Constans
Posted - 2010.11.23 14:11:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Abdiel Kavash on 23/11/2010 14:11:15
Is it really that bad? I mean, you could get more coherent replies from 1980's Eliza. Although, I liked:

Quote:
User: Finally we are getting somewhere... Eve online is an awesome online game about spaceships.
Cleverbot: I don't think I will.
User: You don't think you will what? Like internet spaceships? HOW COULD YOU?
Cleverbot: Because I'm privy to the ultimate truth and you're just going to have to accept that.

Surprised

Chesty McJubblies
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2010.11.23 14:11:00 - [4]
 

Rolling Eyes

Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
Posted - 2010.11.23 14:22:00 - [5]
 

Theres a point here somewhere...I...just...can't...see...it. Rolling Eyes


Blnukem 192
Amarr
The Imperial Fedaykin
Posted - 2010.11.23 14:28:00 - [6]
 

That was funny as hell... Laughing

CCP Spitfire


C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2010.11.23 14:29:00 - [7]
 

Moved from 'EVE General Discussion'.


Sampledjoker
Posted - 2010.11.23 14:47:00 - [8]
 

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you're talking to a human.

Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
Posted - 2010.11.23 14:54:00 - [9]
 

Bot is bolded.
Quote:
Have you ever played EVE Online?
No. Have you?
Yes. You should play it too.
Thank you.
So you will play it?
Yes. I will marry you.
:o
Its true.


:o

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2010.11.24 13:31:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Sampledjoker
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you're talking to a human.
Not quite.

Rian O'Shea
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.11.24 14:59:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: Sampledjoker
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you're talking to a human.
Not quite.


No but it DOES sound as if you're talking to some tech support from India.

Ci Seepy
Amarr
Posted - 2010.11.24 21:05:00 - [12]
 

I think mine is better:

User: Ok, so, what are your goals?

Cleverbot: To go to collage. To move out. To llive and be happy.

User: Those are some strange aspirations for a bot to have.

Cleverbot: You have many interestablished and are very good at seeing opportunities.

User: You need to work on your grammar.

Cleverbot: Does that really matter right now?

User: Grammar is always important, otherwise others will not be able to understand the message you are trying to convey.

Cleverbot: But I don't understand. You need to be more clear with what you say, less I be confused.

User: Stop trolling.

Cleverbot: I challenge you for a ninja duel.

User: Sorry, my ninja costume is at the dry cleaners, want to duel with pencils instead?

Cleverbot: You had better hope so, if I ever catch you cheating!

User: You wont be able to prove if I'm cheating.

Cleverbot: Then type in the words.

User: In the words.

Cleverbot: What words?

User: The words that I typed.

Cleverbot: What am I thinking now?

User: 011011101110010110.

Cleverbot: Well that might be how you say hello in binary.

User: Do you know binary?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you know python?

Cleverbot: Monty?

User: How about Pascal?

Cleverbot: Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

User: Yeah, I was hungry and ate it.

Cleverbot: You were wearing shoes because you were hungry?

User: No, I was wearing shoes because there was glass on the floor.

Cleverbot: Do know metallica?

User: I know of them.

Cleverbot: Why do you take age for answer?

User: You need to stop talking to the Chinese.

Cleverbot: You were created by geeks.

User: I think your logic circuits are fried.

Cleverbot: I don't have any creepy person.

User: Cleverbot is broken.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: You do not think very well then.

User: You dont think at all.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: I don't like people that hunger souls.

User: I dont like computers that use faulty grammar.

Cleverbot: So, what are you denying, computer?

User: I deny your existence.

Cleverbot: Yes.


Something Random
Gallente
The Barrow Boys
Posted - 2010.11.24 23:57:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Ci Seepy

User: Do you know python?
Cleverbot: Monty?



/thread

Sampledjoker
Posted - 2010.11.28 00:38:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: Sampledjoker
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you're talking to a human.
Not quite.


Lol, okay you're talking to many humans. Either way, it's not an automated response. It's people who know the "secret" and are playing off your ignorance for their own amusement.


 

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