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Muck Raker
Gallente
Gutter Press
Posted - 2010.10.18 14:55:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Muck Raker on 18/10/2010 22:45:39
Incredible Revelations!!!

With the latest news to appear regarding Nation involvement, a pattern has emerged!

Silver Night and Kybernetes Moros are/were both members of Re-Awakened Technologies!!

Is this just an unfortunate co-incidence? A cruel pun, as with the sudden resurgence of Master Kuvakei and his Nation, some Technologies have indeed been Re-Awakened!
Members that Gutter Press were able to contact before committing this to print were shocked by the dreadfulness of the irony! Including Evanda Char herself!!!!!

The universe is a harsh and unforgiving mistress!!!!

Quote:
Our Original Story:Former Sansha supporter suspected of shenanigans!

Notorious ex front-man for the Nation, Silver Night, is the centre of numerous sensational rumours and gossip around several stations in the Republic, Gutter Press has learned!

The rumours include such amazing tales as impregnating a corp mate, implanting Sansha brain techno chips into crewmembers, and shopping for baby clothes at the Rens bazaar!
There are also much darker tales, involving rumours of preparing people to act as beacons for Sansha invasion forces!

"He was one of them. Now he's one of us. But can we really be sure if he's one of us or really one of them? I don't know" said one dockworker.
"I didn't know Sansha's could impregnate people. Thanks a lot. Now I'll have nightmares about that." said a shop assistant.

Gutter Press was unable to contact Silver Night to inquire about this sort of thing. However, Ghost Hunter, renowned spiky Nation overseer had this to say: "There is always something to be done".

Is this a cover up? Are there more things going on that meets the eye?

Myxx
Atropos Group
Posted - 2010.10.18 15:13:00 - [2]
 

Quite possibly some of the corniest, trashiest reporting i've had the displeasure of reading.

Darranibal Colpia
Caldari
Acute Damage
Posted - 2010.10.18 15:21:00 - [3]
 

You sound surprised Myxx. I for one have come to expect these "news" updates.

Myxx
Atropos Group
Posted - 2010.10.18 15:57:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Darranibal Colpia
You sound surprised Myxx. I for one have come to expect these "news" updates.

Not really. My crew is having a laugh or two at the expense of "Muck Raker".

Grideris
Gallente
Fleet Coordination Command
Fleet Coordination Coalition
Posted - 2010.10.18 16:34:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Myxx
Originally by: Darranibal Colpia
You sound surprised Myxx. I for one have come to expect these "news" updates.

Not really. My crew is having a laugh or two at the expense of "Muck Raker".


I was under the impression that everyone was having a laugh or two at the expense of "Muck Raker".

Muck Raker
Gallente
Gutter Press
Posted - 2010.10.18 22:08:00 - [6]
 

Incredible follow up story!

A Gallente capsuleer informed Gutter Press of some truly As-tonishing revelations!

Their sources state that:

Reportedly, former Re-Awakened pilot Kybernetes Moros did not join True Slave Foundations out of his free will. Well-informed sources indicate that he fell for the long-time-toaster Arvo Katsuya, and his lover pressed him into the services of Master Kuvakei.

Opinion amongst several pilots is:
Will there ever be an end to the misery Nation brings over capsuleers by stealing themselves into their beds and hearts? Only time can tell.


Does the Sansha Menace intrude further than any have ever before thought?

And what about the spikes?

In-credible!

Myxx
Atropos Group
Posted - 2010.10.18 23:25:00 - [7]
 

is this supposed to be comedy news?

Arvo Katsuya
Caldari
True Slave Foundations
Posted - 2010.10.18 23:31:00 - [8]
 

Several points to address here:

1. Kyber and I discussed of theories and ideas that related to each other before the writting of my documents that is on the IGS.

2. If you read his writtings prior to joining, it was of his own free will. Unfortunately, more people were swollowed up in the moment in asking 'why' and not listening to the answer, when they do not know the 'who', or 'when', let alone 'how'. Of course, regardless of the answer I say, or if Kyber replies here, will it ever be believed?

3. One and a half months do not make a long-timer.

4. 'Noble Appliance' is the politically correct term.

5. How 'well-informed' is your sources?

6. Never underestimate the power of a hug.

Want one?

Popsikle
Minmatar
Caffeine Commodities Company
Posted - 2010.10.19 01:54:00 - [9]
 

shhut up.

Even if theeeey were members, re-aw are stand up people that wouullldddnt umm sit umm staand for this..

*hicup*

I luv you eva.

Caellach Marellus
Gallente
Nephtys Ventures inc
Posted - 2010.10.19 02:36:00 - [10]
 

This is quite terrible journalism, good to see that the Gutter press is showing consistency.

indahar
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2010.10.19 02:44:00 - [11]
 

Where's that demented, screaming commentator? This news is quite "shocking" enough for him.

Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
Posted - 2010.10.21 15:35:00 - [12]
 

"6. Never underestimate the power of a hug."


...must have been one BIG hug. Shocked


Kybernetes Moros
Amarr
True Slave Foundations
Posted - 2010.10.21 17:42:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: Kybernetes Moros on 21/10/2010 17:43:50
Originally by: Arvo Katsuya
Several points to address here:

1. Kyber and I discussed of theories and ideas that related to each other before the writting of my documents that is on the IGS.

2. If you read his writtings prior to joining, it was of his own free will. Unfortunately, more people were swollowed up in the moment in asking 'why' and not listening to the answer, when they do not know the 'who', or 'when', let alone 'how'. Of course, regardless of the answer I say, or if Kyber replies here, will it ever be believed?

3. One and a half months do not make a long-timer.

4. 'Noble Appliance' is the politically correct term.

5. How 'well-informed' is your sources?

6. Never underestimate the power of a hug.

Want one?


Arvo covered the main points. We did indeed discuss a number of hypotheses prior to the publication of his documents on the IGS, but I'm quite sure I didn't find myself pressed into anybody's service by anyone. And, of course, there's the whole fact that I was quite public about everything I thought about the Nation prior to my joining the Foundations; always amuses me when I think how everybody managed to gloss over that entirely when reading the text (or, at least, pretending to read it).

Given the nature of the 'news', it's probably also important to point out that there was no spiking involved in these conversations. He's taken, anyway.

(And yes, Sansha hugs are notoriously powerful, I hear. Run for your lives?)

Kalaratiri
Minmatar
Teraa Matar
Posted - 2011.01.02 19:31:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Caellach Marellus
This is quite terrible journalism, good to see that the Gutter press is showing consistency.


'Consistency is the key to success' Or maybe not.. Cool

ValentinaDLM
Minmatar
Ubi Concordia Ibi Victoria
Posted - 2011.01.02 20:28:00 - [15]
 

After reading the contents of this post, I can only come to the conclusion I need more hugs. Any volunteers?

Kohiko Sun
Caldari
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Posted - 2011.01.02 22:04:00 - [16]
 

The last timestamp before today was over two months ago.

When I am in pod, Pilot Kalaratiri, I will be happy to teach you a few techniques to improve your reaction time.

Alica Wildfire
Minmatar
Federal Investigations Agency
Posted - 2011.01.03 15:07:00 - [17]
 

There was a man from press,
who's news were all a mess,
it's all sex and crime,
the paper's for a dime,
to make a pun I guess.

Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
Posted - 2011.01.03 19:02:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Kalaratiri
Originally by: Caellach Marellus
This is quite terrible journalism, good to see that the Gutter press is showing consistency.


'Consistency is the key to success' Or maybe not.. Cool


You mean that this article ISN'T the truth?!?!?!?!?!?! Shocked

/sarcasm off


Goshien Aiel
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2011.01.05 11:40:00 - [19]
 

Now I see the downside to immortality, forever with the terrible images. Outside of that, I wasn't aware the tribals and Sansha got along very well.

Xaviar Onassis
Gulfonodi Bay Fishing Club
Posted - 2011.01.05 14:51:00 - [20]
 

Poor Kyber...

We do our best for him, and hope that one day he will return to the realms of sanity, but there's really only so much good you can do with, say, the cluster's largest collection of over-tuned high-powered tasers. *KZERRRT*

I'm sure *KZERRRT*, deep down *KZERRRT*, Kyber knows we only do it *KZERRRT* because we love him and *KZERRRT* want him to come back to us.

It's CERTAINLY not so that we can take advantage of his new six-slice capacity for heating bread-based products.

Xav


 

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