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Jack Norris
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.10.22 03:31:00 - [61]
 

Was drunk and on a roam one time. Jumped into a system when I was told to hold on the gate and I found myself in a camp. I didn't look or care about anything and I started shooting everything I could target.

Turns out it was a camp full of blue and I killed a Curse.

Linkage

Everyone got mad at me and told me to comp the pilot but once everyone took a look at the km, they congrat me and told me that I did AAA a service.

Tangonis Galt
SOMER Blink Transport
Posted - 2010.10.23 18:41:00 - [62]
 

Originally by: Jack Norris
Was drunk and on a roam one time. Jumped into a system when I was told to hold on the gate and I found myself in a camp. I didn't look or care about anything and I started shooting everything I could target.

Turns out it was a camp full of blue and I killed a Curse.

Linkage

Everyone got mad at me and told me to comp the pilot but once everyone took a look at the km, they congrat me and told me that I did AAA a service.


That is a good one.

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Posted - 2010.10.31 07:27:00 - [63]
 

Bumping for great justice!!!

(and I also know that there are WAY more drunk EvE stories to be told as well)

Helmh0ltz
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.10.31 07:51:00 - [64]
 

I was pretty buzzed one night and I decided to become a corp thief. I was in a null corp at the time and I had POS rights to pretty much everything.I started unanchoring the POS when the CEO logged on and asked me what I was doing. To which I replied, "The alliance wanted me to move our POS because it's at a stratergic moon. I'm moving it to moon VI." His reply, "Ok, that's cool. Thanks for being on top of that. " I then decided not to be a corp thief anymore and spent the next several hours moving the POS and all assets within to another moon on the same planet. My corp mates were very confused when they logged in the next morning but the CEO covered for me and explained the situation. Nobody bothered to check with the alliance.

True story.


Xercodo
Amarr
Xovoni Directorate
Posted - 2010.10.31 08:28:00 - [65]
 

Originally by: Helmh0ltz
I was pretty buzzed one night and I decided to become a corp thief. I was in a null corp at the time and I had POS rights to pretty much everything.I started unanchoring the POS when the CEO logged on and asked me what I was doing. To which I replied, "The alliance wanted me to move our POS because it's at a stratergic moon. I'm moving it to moon VI." His reply, "Ok, that's cool. Thanks for being on top of that. " I then decided not to be a corp thief anymore and spent the next several hours moving the POS and all assets within to another moon on the same planet. My corp mates were very confused when they logged in the next morning but the CEO covered for me and explained the situation. Nobody bothered to check with the alliance.

True story.





duuuuuuude

Kehro Urgus
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2010.10.31 10:41:00 - [66]
 

Mine would be reciting an intriguing tale from the Naked Lunch in the corp channel about a man who taught his butthole how to talk .Surprised

Spacing Cowboy
Caldari
Rule of Five
Vera Cruz Alliance
Posted - 2010.11.14 11:17:00 - [67]
 

drunk or not awake yet:

-not awake -> 2 seconds before DT, not scooping my final mission lewt but jetting the
entire content of the loot-hauler into space..

-drunk -> fleetwarping a freigter into a lvl4 "lol, wtf is that provi doing in my mission" ..
ow.. wait...

-drunk? -> using a orca in a lvl4 as dps , without aggro management... ( blockade )

-

Lawless1337
Posted - 2010.12.22 11:24:00 - [68]
 

El'tar lost a 9b Vindicator while being drunk
wouldn't really call it a fail though because he wiped out 75% of the opposing fleet first

Myself I have played drunk before, but I always do the exact opposite of what i ussualy do when i'm drunk, so instead of hardcore PvP, I ended up fitting mining lasers and cargo expanders on a geddon and went mining in a 0.5 system, only to find my geddon killed by rats when i woke up

I think that's pretty fail =P
2ippy

Odvian
Posted - 2010.12.22 11:28:00 - [69]
 

i had a friend buy a CNR that wasn't a CNR for 500mill,

2 nights ago an other friend Rented an Office in jita for 1.2b

i don't Drink so ill be Safe from Eve Silliness for a Long time :)

Shiho Weitong
Caldari
Koa Mai Hoku
Posted - 2010.12.22 12:41:00 - [70]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
I have probably lost 5b isk of ships by falling asleep drunk on pvp ops Embarassed

Oh, how I know that feeling.

My best/worst episode.

Flying a faction pimped Nighthawk through null with a squad, me being FC. I give order to hold on gate, then proceed to pass out drunk. A couple of minutes later I wake up due to screaming on TS. Apparantly my scout had warned us about incommning gang and the others had gotten out... No big deal. New ship.

Faction pimped cerberus. No longer FC. Fall asleep in midfight.
Wake up in the morning, with quite the hate on my evemail, and a shiny new pod. Again. As a bonus I forgot to update my clone between poddings.

YAY ME.

Wendego
Gallente
Of Unsound Mind
Posted - 2010.12.22 16:15:00 - [71]
 

Quite a while back, my CEO and I were drunk and bored and decided to go on a two man roam in low sec. I was in a drake and, IIRC, he was in a rook. After roaming for quite some time and finding no targets, we settled on a gate and camped for a bit.

With nothing going on, we decided to shoot at each other, seeing how far we could get each others shields without going into armor, laughing and having a grand old time. All of a sudden, I get into armor and it's going fast. I see his armor going quick too. What I can not understand is why I have his ship targeted twice and why is he still taking damage with my launchers off????

Yeah, turns out some random dude decided to jump in, sees us going at it and decides it would be a couple of easy kills. He was right.

Ragnar256
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.12.22 19:20:00 - [72]
 

There should be a warning against flying drunk.Laughing

I wonder if any GMs had drunk moments.Shocked

Shaemell Buttleson
Posted - 2010.12.22 19:51:00 - [73]
 

Was wrecked when I started my account and made this character.

Enough said!


Niquita Serov
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.12.22 21:30:00 - [74]
 

Him: "WTS 7 navy hookbills! 32m each"
Me: *hic* "HAI MANG so thats 375m for your hookbills?"
Him: ". . . yes. yes it is"
*contract up, contract accepted, hookbills in hangar*
Me: "HAHA thanks dude, I can't believe you just sold those at that much of a loss!"
Him: ". . . yup, you suuuuure got me!Rolling Eyes"


Laughing

Sidrat Flush
Caldari
Eve Industrial Corp
Posted - 2010.12.23 00:58:00 - [75]
 

I was drunk once, made it home, turned on the PC, clicked on the Eve icon, put on some music then loaded up the eve o forums and then went to sleep.

Didn't even make it past the splash screen!

AND I ate a pizza as well!

The forums must have been interesting that day.

TheTallest
Posted - 2010.12.23 02:38:00 - [76]
 

I was so buzzed when i came home from a night of clubbing, I logged on to eve (somehow my password was easy enough to type still when not even seeing your screen straight)

at the time being we were in FW and myself being a decent FC of gallente militia.
Formed a fleet of around 20 people with cruisers and below, and make them do a conga line

2 hours long, until everyone that tought something was gonna happen left Laughing

Malen Nenokal
The Nightshift
Posted - 2010.12.23 02:54:00 - [77]
 

My friend and I were out looking for some PvP, and drinking pretty heavily. We got into a few fights but eventually things became kind of a blur.

Next morning I logged in and found myself in my Myrm with half armor in the middle of a belt somewhere in razor space (we started in Villore). I had 5 killmails that I don't really recall and found out later that I had a t-shirt coming in the mail with a picture of a Myrm on it. My friend's t-shirt had a Cane on it.

I love that shirt.

EdTeach
Posted - 2010.12.25 18:22:00 - [78]
 



Living in Wspace and thinking of disco Battleship defense of wormhole.

Second bottle of wine had me and my new Hyperion all loaded up with different kinds of large smarties to see which one looked 'cooler'.

Got corpmate to FRAPs it to see how it looks.

Slowboated outside the POS.

Activated smarties right there because it was 'safer' than being out in random space in wspace.

Chat went something like "oooo... ahhh .. cool ... ummm .. WTF .. ARRGGG!"

It sank through as my pod was sitting there by the POS... one cannot fire smarties near one's own POS. They don't like that.

The upside was we found out that our Medium POS could slap a Battleship silly in no time at all.

FRAPs of the whole thing for extra fail.

AtheistOfFail
AoF Lottery Services
Posted - 2010.12.25 18:53:00 - [79]
 

I usually don't remember what i do when i'm drunk so one time i logged into my email to see that i had a reply to a petition.

I didn't remember filing one so i logged in and looked at it.
It was a stuck character position just saying

"I forgot how to warp so
I shouldn't play EvE while drunk
I shouldn't play EvE while drunk
I shouldn't play EvE while drunk
I shouldn't play EvE while drunk
I shouldn't play EvE while drunk
I shouldn't play EvE while drunk
I shouldn't play EvE while drunk
I shouldn't play EvE while drunk
I shouldn't play EvE while drunk"

over and over like 50 times. The responding GM must have been like WTF cause all he could do was politely move me to a close-by station. Can't believe my account wasn't insta-banned. Laughing

Donatella D'Tren
Eve Defence Force
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2010.12.25 19:18:00 - [80]
 

Got completely plastered, and thought it would be a good idea to put together a faction fit Ashimuu for a roam. I have no idea how I didn't lose the damn thing, and I got a bunch of kills, but the next morning as I contemplated having to explain losing a 4b ship that was worse than the hangover. Well, almost.

Rover Vitesse
Gallente
FinFleet
Raiden.
Posted - 2010.12.25 19:41:00 - [81]
 

Fell asleep whilst sieging a tower in my Moros, woke up six hours later with poiuytrewq embossed on my forehead; my mate had waited until I exited siege then gangwarped me to a safe and left me there.

The Moros lived.

Brutus Lee
Posted - 2010.12.25 20:19:00 - [82]
 

Originally by: ShahFluffers
Edited by: ShahFluffers on 17/10/2010 04:48:41
Quote:
[00:34:54] Drunk/Crazy > TELL ME ABOTU THE ****IGN GOLF SHOES!
[00:35:03] Roam mate > goddamn it i only have rimmingtons
[00:35:14] Drunk/Crazy > that is not a good answer
[00:35:15] Drunk/Crazy > NOT
[00:35:18] Drunk/Crazy > A GOOD ANSEWR


... what?



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120669/quotes?qt0471591

911patriot
Posted - 2010.12.25 20:25:00 - [83]
 

coolSmile

Zora'e
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
Posted - 2010.12.25 21:04:00 - [84]
 

Edited by: Zora''e on 25/12/2010 21:10:59
Me and a few guys in a new corp (another toon) went out on a drunken lowsec roam (we were ALL blitzed) in rifters. Somehow we managed to make it a nullsec roam though none of us knew it at the time.

We jump into this system and there is a Nyx on scan. I seem to vaguely recall asking what a Nyx was doing in low sec. Our FC decided we were going to go check out this Nyx and warped us all to the planet it was near. So here we are. 5 Rifters. 1 Nyx. We flew right up to the ship in silent awe. Never once thinking past "Holy **** that is a big fricking ship!". I saw a flash and was in my pod. Second flash a few seconds later and it dawned on me I had just got smart bombed or shot or something. Then.. loading. New clone.

I kinda sat there numb in the brain. My corpies all asking what happened. It took a few to realize what had happened. We were THAT blitzed. Needless to say there is a NYX pilot somewhere in Black Rise/Venal area who has 5 newb rifter killmails.

Bimjo
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.12.25 22:31:00 - [85]
 

1. buying a shuttle for 8 million isk

2. picking up 2 billion worth of items from Jita in a naked bestower and being one shotted

3. gate camping, destroying a hauler, realising afterwards it was my alt hauling my goods

fail , fail and , erm , fail Sad


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