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Stitcher
Caldari
Posted - 2010.09.28 20:36:00 - [1]
 

So I was introduced to THIS a little while ago, and we got to inputting the names of various EVE players.

This was amusing, right up until the point where we entered the name "Chribba". Then it was freaking hilarious.

Try it for yourselves.

Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Posted - 2010.09.28 20:58:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 28/09/2010 21:01:09
I put a few in and I think Akita's is funny Twisted Evil and Chribbas numer is my favorite 666.

Sticher -

No.527 Sticher
Dog Pokemon

DARK

HT 3′07″
WT 43.8 lbs.

It lurks in the ozone layer patiently waiting for prey to approach. It lives in the valley and catches food with its large wings.


Akita T -

No.574 Akita T
Humanshape Pokemon

WATER FLYING

HT 16′07″
WT 654.3 lbs.

After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence. Be careful if you encounter Akita T in the lake or on the forums. It will attack with its sharp fangs.

Intense Thinker -

No.765 Intense Thinker
Dog Pokemon

DARK FIRE

HT 1′06″
WT 16.2 lbs.

After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence. Legend says that a rocky mountain is created when Intense Thinker howls.

EDIT:

My real name

No.623 (real name)
Tiger Pokemon

FIGHTING

HT 0′10″
WT 15.0 lbs.

Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand. It can unleash 900 punches a second.

Damn I am fast explains why my favorite Street Fighter character was E Honda Cool


Slade

Lance Fighter
Amarr
Posted - 2010.09.28 21:15:00 - [3]
 

seems to change its mind often :(

defiler
Mad Hermit
Wayward Alliance
Posted - 2010.09.28 21:19:00 - [4]
 

Interesting, seems I'm into kidnapping, even when using my RL name... Are they trying to tell me something?

No.730 defiler
Egg Pokemon
GHOST DARK
HT 5′10″
WT 108.1 lbs.
It runs elegantly and is said to represent the meadows. There have been incidents of defiler using mysterious powers to kidnap Gym Leaders.

No.706 ___
Transport Pokemon
PSYCHIC ELECTRIC
HT 15′04″
WT 566.5 lbs.
It is popular among adults to compare their ___'s round eyes. There have been incidents of ___ using mysterious powers to kidnap scholars.

Baroness Kassandra
Caldari
The Einherji
Supernova Federation
Posted - 2010.09.28 21:34:00 - [5]
 

No.702 Baroness Kassandra

Chatter Pokemon

WATER

HT 16′06″
WT 687.4 lbs.

Baroness Kassandra's sharp horn can seem very strange. It lived in the swamp approximately 6 hundred million years ago.


ok Razz

Flap jak
Posted - 2010.09.28 21:56:00 - [6]
 

No.808 *****

Monkey Pokemon

FIGHTING ELECTRIC

HT 4′05″
WT 56.7 lbs.

It jumps elegantly and is said to represent the swamp. It eats 4 kilograms of fish Pokemon a day.

Laughing

Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
Frontline Assembly Point
Posted - 2010.09.28 22:37:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Whitehound on 28/09/2010 22:38:41
No.622 CCP Zymurgist
Dragon Pokemon
FIRE DRAGON
HT 2′06″
WT 25.4 lbs.
It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see CCP Zymurgist. A Pokemon that easily warms up to people.

That is a bit scary.

Stitcher
Caldari
Posted - 2010.09.29 09:38:00 - [8]
 

posting in a Chribba thread with no Chribba.

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
Posted - 2010.09.29 09:50:00 - [9]
 

I cried, it called me old Sad

William Walker
Amarr
House Aratus
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2010.09.29 09:56:00 - [10]
 

No.711 William Walker
Humanshape Pokemon

ROCK ICE

HT 20′08″
WT 1021.2 lbs.

It reads minds and only becomes attached to people pure of heart. It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light.

Why am I so FAT! D:

Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
Posted - 2010.09.29 10:07:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Destination SkillQueue on 29/09/2010 10:08:30
Quote:
Destination SkillQueue

Sheep Pokemon

FIGHTING

HT 6′11″
WT 134.2 lbs.

It is loyal to its Trainer so it will even help people of Kanto at work. After being exposed to X-rays from the moon Indian elephants turned into Destination SkillQueue.


Well I didn't know what to expect, but I didn't expect that. Shocked

Quote:
CCP Oveur

Palm Tree Pokemon

GRASS

HT 25′08″
WT 1689.7 lbs.

It lurks in the icebergs patiently waiting for prey to approach. It lived in the sea approximately 1 hundred million years ago.


I didn't realize beer could be classified as prey. It is being mean about the weight though. Based on videos he has appeared in I'd say Oveur has actually lost some weight.

Mutant Caldari
Caldari
Percussive Diplomacy
The Phoenix. Consortium
Posted - 2010.09.29 10:32:00 - [12]
 

No.628 Mutant Caldari

Chatter Pokemon

NORMAL WATER

HT 5′09″
WT 94.5 lbs.

It deftly uses its long tail to pick up and eat berries. It is loyal to its Trainer so it is very popular as a pet.
...That is far too close to my actual height/weight.
.5" and 40 lbs respectively. Shocked

No.507 (Real name here)

Chatter Pokemon

DARK

HT 5′08″
WT 113.0 lbs.

It eats 6 kilograms of trash a day. Its charming appearance is popular among Trainers.

LOL. Too true, too true. Still scarily close to IRL size Embarassed

Suneai
Gallente
Space Tide Syndicate
Posted - 2010.09.29 10:43:00 - [13]
 

No.868 Suneai
Ninja Pokemon
DRAGON

HT 7′04″
WT 157.1 lbs.

When it's in a good mood it will sing in a beautiful voice, but it is very irritating when mad. Its charming appearance is popular among women.

Dario Wall
Posted - 2010.09.29 14:44:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Dario Wall on 29/09/2010 14:47:06
Quote:
No.805 Dario Wall

Leaf Pokemon

GRASS DARK

HT 0′07″
WT 13.0 lbs.


It is strong enough to easily lift up people of Kanto. It runs elegantly and is said to represent rocky mountains.

Bolded the parts that seem a bit odd to me.ugh

EDIT: Just tossed my corpmates name in to there as well.

Quote:
No.721 Glalitor

Genetic Pokemon

POISON

HT 5′08″
WT 102.1 lbs.

There are some specimens of Glalitor that have lived for 100 years. Be careful if you encounter Glalitor in the meadows. It will attack with its tentacles.

Apparently he's in to tentacle ****.Shocked

Bodrul
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.09.29 19:38:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Chribba
I cried, it called me old Sad


dont worry it called me old aswell :(

bodrul

Chatter Pokemon

ROCK

HT 2′10″
WT 49.6 lbs.

It is constantly howling to keep its heart pumping. It is popular among the elderly to compare their bodrul's horns.



Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.09.29 20:54:00 - [16]
 


Intense Thinker -
No.765 Intense Thinker
Dog Pokemon

DARK FIRE

HT 1′06″
WT 16.2 lbs.

After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence. Legend says that a rocky mountain is created when Intense Thinker howls.

Don't make me drop a rocky mountain on you Razz

Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari
Rancer Defence League
Posted - 2010.09.29 20:59:00 - [17]
 

It lives in the valley and catches food with its big jaws. It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light.

i dont get it lol ugh


x

illford baker
STK Scientific
IT Alliance
Posted - 2010.09.29 21:32:00 - [18]
 

mean Sad
my irl name

Wild Bull Pokemon

FIRE STEEL

HT 1′11″
WT 30.4 lbs.

It starts to become active once night falls. It eats 9 kilograms of trash a day.

Cing Liberdanis
Posted - 2010.09.30 00:54:00 - [19]
 

No.538 cing

Happiness Pokemon

STEEL GHOST

HT 1′07″
WT 14.6 lbs.

Its charming appearance is popular among old men. After being exposed to X-rays from the moon telephone poles turned into cing.

Epegi Givo
Amarr
Department of Redundancy Dpt.
Posted - 2010.09.30 02:19:00 - [20]
 

No.746 EVE online

Mysterious Pokemon

ELECTRIC WATER

HT 4′10″
WT 63.1 lbs.

There have been incidents of EVE online using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Hoenn. A Pokemon that is skilled at dancing.

Box Kicker
Aliastra
Posted - 2010.09.30 04:09:00 - [21]
 

My real name

No.883
Long Leg Pokemon
DARK ROCK
HT 3′04″
WT 30.3 lbs.

It eats 8 kilograms of iron beams a day. It starts to become active once night falls.

WTF?!?!?!

N Ano
Caldari
Templars of Space
Posted - 2010.09.30 13:32:00 - [22]
 

It is loyal to its Trainer but no one knows why. When it senses danger it threatens the enemy with its sharp horn.


No.062 N Ano

Chick Pokemon

NORMAL FIRE

HT 2′02″
WT 31.9 lbs.

Eran Laude
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
Posted - 2010.09.30 13:47:00 - [23]
 

No.916 Eran Laude

Happiness Pokemon

FLYING GHOST

HT 0′03″
WT 17.6 lbs.

When it senses danger it threatens the enemy with its beak. It lives in the mountains and catches food with its sharp horn.

Apparently I have a sharp horn WinkYARRRR!!

And my old CEO, which may be strangely accurate:

No.938 Siigari Kitawa

Happiness Pokemon

FLYING STEEL

HT 1′04″
WT 6.0 lbs.

A Pokemon that can understand human speech. It eats 4 kilograms of nectar a day.

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2010.09.30 14:05:00 - [24]
 

No.561 Chuck Norris

Hermit Crab Pokemon

BUG FIGHTING

HT 8′00″
WT 179.2 lbs.

It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now.

DakotaSari
Minmatar
Republic Military School
Posted - 2010.09.30 19:36:00 - [25]
 

No.274 DakotaSari

Bird Pokemon

FLYING

HT 0′06″
WT 7.5 lbs.

It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now. It lives in the lake and catches food with its tentacles.

I'm tiny! Shocked

AtheistOfDoom
Amarr
Invicta.
Posted - 2010.09.30 19:44:00 - [26]
 

No.694 Atheistofdoom

Ninja Pokemon

GRASS ICE

HT 20′08″
WT 964.8 lbs.

After being exposed to X-rays from the moon telephone poles turned into Atheistofdoom. It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see Atheistofdoom.

SurprisedI hate pokemon still but I was surprised by the result.

Templar Dane
Amarr
Amarrian Retribution
Posted - 2010.09.30 21:21:00 - [27]
 

Its charming appearance is popular among Team Rocket. Be careful if you encounter templar dane in the ozone layer. It will attack with its long tail.

Gibbo3771
Posted - 2010.10.01 11:28:00 - [28]
 

No.514 Gibbo

Atrocious Pokemon

ROCK DRAGON

HT 6′10″
WT 126.2 lbs.

There are some specimens of Gibbo that have lived for 700 years. After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence.

I am the furthest thing from intelligent lawl

kerradeph
Gallente
CATO.nss
Posted - 2010.10.04 09:36:00 - [29]
 

No.860 kerradeph
Ninja Pokemon
GHOST STEEL
HT 1′01″
WT 28.2 lbs.
It has much physical strength so it will even help people of Hoenn at work. After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence.

No.892 kiniss
Mysterious Pokemon
STEEL
HT 30′05″
WT 2085.4 lbs.
There have been incidents of kiniss using mysterious powers to kidnap Elite Four. Legend says that a swamp is created when kiniss sleeps.

No.731 bissa
Scorpion Pokemon
BUG DARK
HT 6′08″
WT 107.5 lbs.
It likes Mudkips so it is very popular as a pet. It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself.

No.571 (real name)
Atrocious Pokemon
BUG
HT 1′11″
WT 33.5 lbs.
After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence. It easily warms up to people but no one knows why.


and just for luls
No.501 chuck norris
Atrocious Pokemon
ELECTRIC
HT 1′04″
WT 26.3 lbs.
Be careful if you encounter chuck norris in the desert. It will attack with its sticky tongue. It is skilled at getting mad so it's essential to treat it with care.

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2010.10.04 11:34:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Chribba
I cried, it called me old Sad


it told me you were extinct!


No.592 Chainsaw Plankton

Genetic Pokemon

GRASS WATER

HT 3′06″
WT 49.0 lbs.

There have been incidents of Chainsaw Plankton using mysterious powers to kidnap Gym Leaders. It eats 1 kilograms of leaves a day.


 

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