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CPT BALLS
Posted - 2010.08.06 01:23:00 - [1]
 

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online

all this poor chap proves is that he doesnt quite have the head for the awesomeness that is EVE online.

King Gore
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2010.08.06 01:27:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: CPT BALLS
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/208-Eve-Online

all this poor chap proves is that he doesnt quite have the head for the awesomeness that is EVE online.


l2link

Also, you're late.

Felix Esperium
Lysergic Distortions Research and Development
Posted - 2010.08.06 01:33:00 - [3]
 

Isn't this like really old?

Balsak
Minmatar
Friends of Bigfoot
Posted - 2010.08.06 01:36:00 - [4]
 

Oh god yeah this is really old and anyone who takes his reviews seriously needs their head examined. Yahtzee is a comedian at best and I have to admit his **** is pretty funny.

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.08.06 01:55:00 - [5]
 

The games he doesn't burn down with epic flames of eloquence are rare enough to not worry about him bashing your favorite game :) Also he is a self-confessed 'mumorpeger' hater.

Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2010.08.06 01:55:00 - [6]
 


Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2010.08.06 02:30:00 - [7]
 

Old. REEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLY old. I mean, crikey, nearly from two years ago.
I found it to be a pretty accurate portrayal of the typical new player experience back in that day Twisted Evil
And a very funny one at that.

Shade Millith
Caldari
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2010.08.06 02:50:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Shade Millith on 06/08/2010 02:58:52
There's like, 2 games he's reviewed that he hasn't torn into, one of them was Portal.

So no **** he's torn into EVE Online

Edit: This is also ******edly old, not even a few months old, it's several years

LimitedEdition T'amber
Posted - 2010.08.06 02:51:00 - [9]
 

:)

Shtirlec
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2010.08.06 02:59:00 - [10]
 

the funny part, is that most of that is true =PP

Aerilis
Gallente
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2010.08.06 03:21:00 - [11]
 

waaahhh someone said bad things about my favorite game on the internet!

Xereyn
Posted - 2010.08.06 05:28:00 - [12]
 

The odd thing is, I find Yahtzee's reviews to be really very helpful in assessing games - it's a matter of looking at *what* he criticised. Including bearing in mind that he's really, truly not very good at gaming.

Dude wimped out of Demon's Souls without evening finishing 1-2. I'm a girl, and don't really think of myself as being exceptionally good at gaming, and I've finished Demon's Souls through to NG++++ with all weapons, spells, and trophies collected...

But he *is* funny.

Whiny McEmokid
Posted - 2010.08.06 05:31:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: CPT BALLS
What two ninkum poops gave birth to this lad?


was thinking that after reading your post.

Sinister Dextor
Posted - 2010.08.06 07:07:00 - [14]
 

Actually, it's Nincompoops, derived from the phrase Non Compus Mentis.

Sha'Zam
Drop of Blood
Posted - 2010.08.06 07:46:00 - [15]
 

the funny thing is that its pretty accurate for avg player in eve.


TheBlueMonkey
Gallente
Fags R Us
Posted - 2010.08.06 07:50:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Xereyn
I'm a girl


LIES!!!

Ji Sama
Caldari
Tash-Murkon Prime Industries
Posted - 2010.08.06 08:30:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: TheBlueMonkey
Originally by: Xereyn
I'm a girl


LIES!!!


I am also a girl IRL!

Emo Dodo
Posted - 2010.08.06 09:10:00 - [18]
 

I'm not!

Amberlamps
Posted - 2010.08.06 11:14:00 - [19]
 

He's trying too hard to be like charlie brooker

Ezeria Mistanta
The Nyan Cat Pirates
Extract.
Posted - 2010.08.06 11:17:00 - [20]
 

Lolz

That video is why I decided to play Eve.

TheBlueMonkey
Gallente
Fags R Us
Posted - 2010.08.06 11:19:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Ji Sama
Originally by: TheBlueMonkey
Originally by: Xereyn
I'm a girl


LIES!!!


I am also a girl IRL!


MORE LIES!!!!

Clearly no girls play online games that aren't hello kitty online and if they do they're either lesbians\ugly.

Everyone knows this, that and the smart ones won't mention gender untill everyone fears them because most of the resctions they get will be douchebaggery ;)

OMG GGGGGGRRRLLL \o/ eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Yahtzee is amusing enough, and is to computer games what charlie brooker is to tv.
I still want to go to the mana bar but it's the other side of the planet :(

Mashie Saldana
Minmatar
Veto Corp
Posted - 2010.08.06 11:20:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Ji Sama
Originally by: TheBlueMonkey
Originally by: Xereyn
I'm a girl


LIES!!!


I am also a girl IRL!

ISK sent.

Vexion Daran
Gallente
Templars of Space
Northern Associates.
Posted - 2010.08.06 11:23:00 - [23]
 

This guy is really a cracker. He talks so fast he doesn't even think about what he says, but then again...it's a great way to mask his low IQ.

He prolly really believes his career choice trying out games with the attention span of a fly is something to be proud of. If my sons ever grows up even remotely like this guy, i'll send them to an assylum.

Nullity
Gallente
Posted - 2010.08.06 11:44:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Vexion Daran
This guy is really a cracker. He talks so fast he doesn't even think about what he says, but then again...it's a great way to mask his low IQ.

He prolly really believes his career choice trying out games with the attention span of a fly is something to be proud of. If my sons ever grows up even remotely like this guy, i'll send them to an assylum.

He's talented and funny. One of the few web videos I know of that's worth watching. What are you talking about?

Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2010.08.06 12:04:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Vexion Daran
This guy is really a cracker. He talks so fast he doesn't even think about what he says, but then again...it's a great way to mask his low IQ.

He prolly really believes his career choice trying out games with the attention span of a fly is something to be proud of. If my sons ever grows up even remotely like this guy, i'll send them to an assylum.


I'm pleased to see I'm not the only one who hates this dumb crap.

Eternum Praetorian
PWNED Factor
The Seventh Day
Posted - 2010.08.06 12:17:00 - [26]
 

Oh yea? Well you all are nerds that are to other nerds what nerds are to David Hasselhoff.

Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
Posted - 2010.08.06 13:45:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: Professor Tarantula on 06/08/2010 13:58:59
Originally by: Vexion Daran
If my sons ever grows up even remotely like this guy


Oh, i'm pretty sure you won't have to worry about that. Genius tends to run in families.

Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
Posted - 2010.08.06 13:59:00 - [28]
 

I love it, isnt he Australian?

Anyway, my sleepy hometown of Biggleswade in the UK gets a name check in one of the Grand Theft Auto reviews :)

Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
Posted - 2010.08.06 14:10:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Professor Tarantula on 06/08/2010 14:13:40
Originally by: Skippermonkey
I love it, isnt he Australian?


Well, born in Britain and moved there at some point.

I don't agree with everything he says, but he's a comedian, so i just expect a laugh or two, which he always provides. He does hit the nail on the head with some of his critiques, like the whole "Press X to not die" crap in console cutscenes, but often i feel he's reaching for things to be OCD about because he's got a reputation for it now.

Anddeh McNab
Cadre Assault Force
Posted - 2010.08.06 14:16:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Professor Tarantula
He does however hit the nail on the head with some of his critiques, like the whole "Press X to not die" crap in console cutscenes.


He seems to hit the nail on the head while simultaneously missing the point entirely.


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