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Aria Kasalovich
Minmatar
Iridium Inc.
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2010.07.31 15:23:00 - [1]
 

And here we are again, my fellow emoragers and big, fat hairy slobs. Another one of those heroic stories. Youre probably saying “Oh crap its this snotty guy again” but behold, an interesting tale will unveil.

First of all, text pointers so you dont get lost:

They = Hydra
We = Assisted Genocide

Victory!

As I was roaming Empire due to wars in my trusted typhoon, I noticed that the corp mailbox was getting overflown with “XYZ surrenders to AG...” meaning a lot of the nooby corps from our current enemy HYDRA were running for their lives as we were advancing to claim their women, riches and homes.

Well, on todays occasion, we were lucky enough to find ourselves a small but rather nasty gang from Genos. It was an even fight. Unfortunately, they all docked up and waited. Well, we decided to take the same approach and went 2 jumps out to avoid eyes and stuff. Our ships ready, our pilots greedy for more blood and loot. We had a decent fleet up and we intended to use it. The only weak spot was some drunken bhaalgorn pilot we left behind as bait.

The trap was set, the prey unaware of what was about to happen to them. We waited and waited and just as most of our guys have put their hands in their pants and started stroking from boredom, the pilots left behind screamed:

“They are undocking, we are getting blobbed!”

As soon as we dropped into the target system, we grabbed what we could and **** commenced. We started off with the grinding, but our voice comms were interrupted by our bhaal pilot who was screaming and cursing and yelling and sweating as his 22b bhaalgorn was hitting structure. My pebbles shrank, voice went silent, we were about to lose our most praised corp asset. The fight was going bad, hostiles outnumbered us and neutrals close to them were repping and boosting them so we could not do much.

Just as a corpie dropped and started to recite a verse of “Hail Aria...” from the holy book, a miracle occurred. Out of nowhere, our reppers appeared on the field. The bhaalgorn, still hanging onto his structure by the tips of his fingers, was thanking the almighty for this noble rescue. As soon as his meltdown was brought to a halt, our eyes, red and lusting for vengeance, turned on our enemy. Spooked by what they witnessed, they started to turn back.

We did not let them run.

We roped some of them, the lucky ones escaped.

We slaughtered.

The rest is really not worth the mention.

Aria Kasalovich 1 : 0 HYDRA Reloaded

Kill board link removed. Zymurgist

3ungle
Amarr
Blood Covenant
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.07.31 15:30:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: Aria Kasalovich

The rest is really not worth the mention.



Should of started and finished here...

Ohh Yeah
Minmatar
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2010.07.31 16:03:00 - [3]
 

You make bad threads.

Razzor Death
Gallente
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.07.31 16:05:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Ohh Yeah
You make bad threads.

PP Sledge
Gallente
Ixion Defence Systems
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.07.31 16:06:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Aria Kasalovich
As I was roaming Empire due to wars in my trusted typhoon,



Why were there wars in your trusty typhoon and in what sort of ship were you roaming?

Aurical Cryso
Minmatar
C.R.M Productions
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2010.07.31 16:07:00 - [6]
 

tl;dr version:

I killed four battleships with my five, a cruiser, a faction frig, and a 22b isk bhaalgorn in high sec

cool story bro!

Ohh Yeah
Minmatar
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2010.07.31 16:12:00 - [7]
 

Empty quoted by C1RCL3 OF 7W0 my life is complete.

Razzor Death
Gallente
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.07.31 16:26:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Ohh Yeah
Empty quoted by C1RCL3 OF 7W0 my life is complete.


If you thought that was good I would be more than happy to take you out for the night, We will talk about you, drink some wine, I could make romance explosion on your stomach and then cry in your arms till we fall asleep.

Contact me ingame x


ForU2nV
Gallente
Garoun Investment Bank
Posted - 2010.07.31 16:36:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: ForU2nV on 31/07/2010 16:43:10

Confirming that my balls were in my ass: http://s528.photobucket.com/albums/dd322/yaphead20/?action=view¤t=2Structureblackedout.jpg

GF Hydra!! i need to stop drinking >.<

S21 Duch
Amarr
Assisted Genocide
Unprovoked Aggression
Posted - 2010.07.31 16:39:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: S21 Duch on 31/07/2010 16:40:31
See how drunk our Bhallgorn pilot is even his screen shot link is broken

2% Faction BS

FOEHAMMER006
Caldari
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.07.31 16:43:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Razzor Death
Originally by: Ohh Yeah
You make bad threads.



qftx2.

terribad thread. Neutral

Arrador
Caldari
54th Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry
Posted - 2010.07.31 16:46:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Aria Kasalovich
And here we are again, my fellow emoragers and big, fat hairy slobs. Another one of those heroic stories. Youre probably saying “Oh crap its this snotty guy again” but behold, an interesting tale will unveil.

First of all, text pointers so you dont get lost:

They = Hydra
We = Assisted Genocide

Victory!

As I was roaming Empire due to wars in my trusted typhoon, I noticed that the corp mailbox was getting overflown with “XYZ surrenders to AG...” meaning a lot of the nooby corps from our current enemy HYDRA were running for their lives as we were advancing to claim their women, riches and homes.

Well, on todays occasion, we were lucky enough to find ourselves a small but rather nasty gang from Genos. It was an even fight. Unfortunately, they all docked up and waited. Well, we decided to take the same approach and went 2 jumps out to avoid eyes and stuff. Our ships ready, our pilots greedy for more blood and loot. We had a decent fleet up and we intended to use it. The only weak spot was some drunken bhaalgorn pilot we left behind as bait.

The trap was set, the prey unaware of what was about to happen to them. We waited and waited and just as most of our guys have put their hands in their pants and started stroking from boredom, the pilots left behind screamed:

“They are undocking, we are getting blobbed!”

As soon as we dropped into the target system, we grabbed what we could and **** commenced. We started off with the grinding, but our voice comms were interrupted by our bhaal pilot who was screaming and cursing and yelling and sweating as his 22b bhaalgorn was hitting structure. My pebbles shrank, voice went silent, we were about to lose our most praised corp asset. The fight was going bad, hostiles outnumbered us and neutrals close to them were repping and boosting them so we could not do much.

Just as a corpie dropped and started to recite a verse of “Hail Aria...” from the holy book, a miracle occurred. Out of nowhere, our reppers appeared on the field. The bhaalgorn, still hanging onto his structure by the tips of his fingers, was thanking the almighty for this noble rescue. As soon as his meltdown was brought to a halt, our eyes, red and lusting for vengeance, turned on our enemy. Spooked by what they witnessed, they started to turn back.

We did not let them run.

We roped some of them, the lucky ones escaped.

We slaughtered.

The rest is really not worth the mention.

Aria Kasalovich 1 : 0 HYDRA Reloaded

Kill board link removed. Zymurgist



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3965466039_2b68097993_b.jpg

Never Stop Posting.

Image changed to URL. Zymurgist

Ohh Yeah
Minmatar
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2010.07.31 17:00:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: Ohh Yeah on 31/07/2010 17:01:48
Originally by: Razzor Death
Originally by: Ohh Yeah
Empty quoted by C1RCL3 OF 7W0 my life is complete.


If you thought that was good I would be more than happy to take you out for the night, We will talk about you, drink some wine, I could make romance explosion on your stomach and then cry in your arms till we fall asleep.

Contact me ingame x




That sounds fantastic, sweety. Can we also hire Jade to catalyze our romance explosion?

Razzor Death
Gallente
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.07.31 17:36:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Ohh Yeah
That sounds fantastic, sweety. Can we also hire Jade to catalyze our romance explosion?




Jade ???? :/

http://i26.tinypic.com/othv6h.jpg

Image changed to URL. Zymurgist

Matsumoto Yoshizu
Caldari
Genos Occidere
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.07.31 18:05:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Aria Kasalovich


Well, on todays occasion, we were lucky enough to find ourselves a small but rather nasty gang from Genos.



Yeah its not really a genos gang when the only genos pilot there is noobzacxx

Prozacxx
Caldari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.07.31 18:15:00 - [16]
 

Confirming I was the mastermind behind this glorious suicidal assault!

Our operations achilles heel proved to be people taking my "Let's go cheap" too literally...

If only we had isk for faction torps...


Sidephex
Minmatar
I.M.M
Session Changes
Posted - 2010.07.31 19:13:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: 3ungle
Originally by: Aria Kasalovich

The rest is really not worth the mention.



Should of started and finished here...

Capt JJ
Gallente
Assisted Genocide
Unprovoked Aggression
Posted - 2010.08.01 05:33:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Razzor Death
Originally by: Ohh Yeah
Empty quoted by C1RCL3 OF 7W0 my life is complete.


If you thought that was good I would be more than happy to take you out for the night, We will talk about you, drink some wine, I could make romance explosion on your stomach and then cry in your arms till we fall asleep.

Contact me ingame x




If you can promise that I'm in! You know where to find me!

Traideia
Gallente
Hulkageddon Orphanage
Posted - 2010.08.01 10:34:00 - [19]
 

Edited by: Traideia on 01/08/2010 10:35:03
Originally by: Aria Kasalovich
And here we are again, my fellow emoragers and big, fat hairy slobs. Another one of those heroic stories. Youre probably saying “Oh crap its this snotty guy again” but behold, an interesting tale will unveil.

First of all, text pointers so you dont get lost:

They = Hydra
We = Assisted Genocide

Victory!


As I was roaming Empire due to wars in my trusted typhoon, I noticed that the corp mailbox was getting overflown with “XYZ surrenders to AG...” meaning a lot of the nooby corps from our current enemy HYDRA were running for their lives as we were advancing to claim their women, riches and homes.

Well, on todays occasion, we were lucky enough to find ourselves a small but rather nasty gang from Genos. It was an even fight. Unfortunately, they all docked up and waited. Well, we decided to take the same approach and went 2 jumps out to avoid eyes and stuff. Our ships ready, our pilots greedy for more blood and loot. We had a decent fleet up and we intended to use it. The only weak spot was some drunken bhaalgorn pilot we left behind as bait.

The trap was set, the prey unaware of what was about to happen to them. We waited and waited and just as most of our guys have put their hands in their pants and started stroking from boredom, the pilots left behind screamed:

“They are undocking, we are getting blobbed!”

As soon as we dropped into the target system, we grabbed what we could and **** commenced. We started off with the grinding, but our voice comms were interrupted by our bhaal pilot who was screaming and cursing and yelling and sweating as his 22b bhaalgorn was hitting structure. My pebbles shrank, voice went silent, we were about to lose our most praised corp asset. The fight was going bad, hostiles outnumbered us and neutrals close to them were repping and boosting them so we could not do much.

Just as a corpie dropped and started to recite a verse of “Hail Aria...” from the holy book, a miracle occurred. Out of nowhere, our reppers appeared on the field. The bhaalgorn, still hanging onto his structure by the tips of his fingers, was thanking the almighty for this noble rescue. As soon as his meltdown was brought to a halt, our eyes, red and lusting for vengeance, turned on our enemy. Spooked by what they witnessed, they started to turn back.

We did not let them run.

We roped some of them, the lucky ones escaped.

We slaughtered.

The rest is really not worth the mention.

Aria Kasalovich 1 : 0 HYDRA Reloaded



All those words for such a small fight.. Shocked


Warlord Master
Gallente
Critical Density
Posted - 2010.08.02 05:01:00 - [20]
 

We lost a few ships in high sec. I hope this doesn't mean we are going to disband now. Sad

FYI, while you were busy in amarr. You missed my 5b isk mission boat in xxxxxx.

5kyscreamx
Gallente
Mad Bombers
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.08.02 05:10:00 - [21]
 

if empire is a no go, atleast we can still have our null-sec roams

may my soul rest in branch

Helios Black
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2010.08.02 05:55:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: 5kyscreamx
if empire is a no go, atleast we can still have our null-sec roams

may my soul rest in branch



What is this? I don't even...

WTF though? Did they all afk in space while playing SC2 only to come back and barely have enough left to kill the cane?

Skeltem
Amarr
Unforeseen Consequences.
THE UNTHINKABLES
Posted - 2010.08.02 06:11:00 - [23]
 

I actually logged in to tell you how bad your op is. There, this bad.

Now why don't you give me my one minute of my life back or diaf (ingame)?

5kyscreamx
Gallente
Mad Bombers
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.08.02 06:16:00 - [24]
 

involves a carrier getting out in 10% structure, hero dictor, and a story of solo pos martyrdom. till another day my good sir,

Tofus
Gallente
The Death Stalkers
No Apology
Posted - 2010.08.02 10:20:00 - [25]
 

I, for one, will sleep better at night knowing that that particular Bhaalgorn was saved in that particular battle.

Omg, the horror if it had blown up! Unimaginable! Neutral

Yussef
Amarr
War is Bliss
Posted - 2010.08.02 13:23:00 - [26]
 

Wardec. Ships dying. Killboards. This thread has it all!

Johan Moisander
Caldari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.08.02 13:41:00 - [27]
 

Hydra posting is god awful and making threads about us is not helping us stop posting

please lets stop posting

nulab jones
Caldari
Assisted Genocide
Unprovoked Aggression
Posted - 2010.08.03 11:34:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Johan Moisander
Hydra posting is god awful and making threads about us is not helping us stop posting

please lets stop posting



You guys need help, maybe an internal problem going on?


Ohh Yeah
Minmatar
SniggWaffe
Posted - 2010.08.04 01:19:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: nulab jones
Originally by: Johan Moisander
Hydra posting is god awful and making threads about us is not helping us stop posting

please lets stop posting



You guys need help, maybe an internal problem going on?




u r tearing our alliace apart by the day please stop we cant take it much longer

Capt JJ
Gallente
Assisted Genocide
Unprovoked Aggression
Posted - 2010.08.04 03:30:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Ohh Yeah
Originally by: nulab jones
Originally by: Johan Moisander
Hydra posting is god awful and making threads about us is not helping us stop posting

please lets stop posting



You guys need help, maybe an internal problem going on?




u r tearing our alliace apart by the day please stop we cant take it much longer



We must be having an effect. My mail box keeps getting full with the corps leaving your alliance...
Looks like your alliance is a chance of folding...


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