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yani dumyat
Minmatar
Pixie Cats
Posted - 2010.07.19 22:37:00 - [1]
 

"Don't fly what you can't afford to lose." Probably the number 1 rule of EVE but I'm sure there must be some lesser rules of eve so what would you suggest? I'll start the ball rolling with this:



Yani's law - The cost of the ship you're flying should be inversely proportional to the amount of alcohol you've drunk.

Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.07.19 22:38:00 - [2]
 

Avoiding Concord is an exploit

AtheistOfFail
AoF Lottery Services
Posted - 2010.07.19 22:40:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: AtheistOfFail on 19/07/2010 22:39:56
Originally by: Intense Thinker
Avoiding Concord is an exploit


Not when i do it. Twisted Evil

Edit: I kid xD

Graelyn
Amarr
Wolfsbrigade
Posted - 2010.07.19 22:42:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Graelyn on 19/07/2010 22:53:39

Tanking shield and armor at the same time will result in KM LOLs.

Enemy tacklers do screw up. Keep spamming that button.

The Lone Maller is a Trap.

GH-SC members do not hold your interests in high regard.

The Logs, they show Nothing.

If you say his name three times out loud, Chribba will appear.

Your safespot isn't.

CONCORD Will Not Save You.

Always check your clone! Then, check it again!

The number of enemy tacklers at the gategamp is exponentially proportional to the number of WCS your sorry ass has fitted.

There is ALWAYS a spy.

Director rights are the most dangerous weapon in EVE.

Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2010.07.19 22:43:00 - [5]
 

If you can do it,



Chribba did it first.

Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.07.19 22:51:00 - [6]
 

The Drake in the top belt is a trap!!! Shocked

baltec1
Posted - 2010.07.19 22:54:00 - [7]
 

Misstress iteron's law - Trust nothing, not even haulers.

Dan O'Connor
Cerberus Network
Dignitas.
Posted - 2010.07.19 22:56:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: yani dumyat
Yani's law - The cost of the ship you're flying should be inversely proportional to the amount of alcohol you've drunk.




Good thing for me then I don't drink at all Cool

Ressiv
Massive PVPness
Posted - 2010.07.19 23:24:00 - [9]
 

Real men hull-tank

Bill Serkoff2
Posted - 2010.07.19 23:27:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Ressiv
Real men hull-tank

Your hull EHP is directly proportional to the amount of awesome you posess.

Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.07.19 23:29:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Graelyn
Edited by: Graelyn on 19/07/2010 22:53:39

Tanking shield and armor at the same time will result in KM LOLs.



Yep, but not for them.

Soulita
Gallente
Inner Core
Posted - 2010.07.19 23:33:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Bill Serkoff2
Originally by: Ressiv
Real men hull-tank

Your hull EHP is directly proportional to the amount of awesome you posess.


Hull tanking elite certificate description (Dis official):
"This certificate represents an elite level of competence in the infamous practice of "hull tanking". It certifies that the holder can fully use all modules relating to hull tanking. The holder is aware that "real men hull tank", and also that hull tanking is really dumb. With this certificate, you've maximised your ability to rely on your structural systems to absorb damage, although hopefully you're smart enough to know what a daft idea that is."
Very Happy

Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.07.19 23:40:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Soulita
Originally by: Bill Serkoff2
Originally by: Ressiv
Real men hull-tank

Your hull EHP is directly proportional to the amount of awesome you posess.


Hull tanking elite certificate description (Dis official):
"This certificate represents an elite level of competence in the infamous practice of "hull tanking". It certifies that the holder can fully use all modules relating to hull tanking. The holder is aware that "real men hull tank", and also that hull tanking is really dumb. With this certificate, you've maximised your ability to rely on your structural systems to absorb damage, although hopefully you're smart enough to know what a daft idea that is."
Very Happy


I have a new goal Shocked

Culmen
Caldari
Culmenation
Posted - 2010.07.19 23:41:00 - [14]
 

If the fleet is lagging at a playable level, one side will bring in reinforcements.

Sidrat Flush
Caldari
Eve Industrial Corp
Posted - 2010.07.19 23:47:00 - [15]
 

The more meticulous the plan, the more chances of a screw up.

Ronan Astrum
Murasaki Mining and Manufacturing
The Paganism Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.20 00:11:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Graelyn
If you say his name three times out loud, Chribba will appear.


don't you have to be looking at Veldspar at midnight for this to work?

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Posted - 2010.07.20 00:23:00 - [17]
 

I always liked this one:

Originally by: Cthulhu ftghan
That mentally challenged fellow there in local chat calling you names? Hes not mentally challenged. Nor is he forgiving when he finds you.


As for me, here's my advice:

"'Honor' is only word unless you give it meaning. Some people choose not to give it meaning. That said, always have a back-up plan."

Barakkus
Posted - 2010.07.20 00:27:00 - [18]
 

Real men honor tank.

Apoctasy
Lethal Injection.
Hedonistic Imperative
Posted - 2010.07.20 02:30:00 - [19]
 

UPDATE YOUR CLONE ALL THE TIME EVERY TIME

Augin Soric
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.07.20 02:39:00 - [20]
 

Fair fights aren't.

stoicfaux
Gallente
Posted - 2010.07.20 02:51:00 - [21]
 

Eve, the only game you will gladly pay to not play. (Because you don't want to miss out on any skill training on the off-chance you decide to come back.)

Saelie
Posted - 2010.07.20 02:51:00 - [22]
 

Honor always loses to convenience.

The only safe op is the one you don't run.

The one time you talk smack it will be to the one corp petty enough to dec you over it.

Never trust anyone in a noob corp.

Yuki Kulotsuki
Posted - 2010.07.20 04:20:00 - [23]
 

Everyone wants a capital killmail.

Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
RONA Directorate
Posted - 2010.07.20 06:28:00 - [24]
 


Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.07.20 06:33:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Graelyn


Your safespot isn't.


:))

TheBlueMonkey
Gallente
Fags R Us
Posted - 2010.07.20 07:22:00 - [26]
 

Empire is a training ground, 0.0 is end game.

Abdiel Kavash
Caldari
Paladin Order
Fidelas Constans
Posted - 2010.07.20 07:23:00 - [27]
 

CONCORD punishes.
Alliance protects.

Bilko Bobski
Gallente
Posted - 2010.07.20 08:54:00 - [28]
 

Always fit cargo expanders; to hold your honour.

Ghoest
Posted - 2010.07.20 10:31:00 - [29]
 

Dont trust anyone more than you can afford to lose.

Shasz
Angels of Anarchy
Posted - 2010.07.20 11:38:00 - [30]
 

If you ever find yourself in a fair fight, you probably did something wrong.

A "blob" is a loosely defined derogatory term referring to any gang with 2 or more ships more than your gang.


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