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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:15:00 - [31]
 

Edited by: Funkcikle on 09/07/2010 02:15:42
also, i didnt practice typing words for thes posts, so those of you who are astute may say " But harK ! ( because i think clever epople speak like that) But hark, his coad diction dosth nay mach his corp mailmaking ways!" any you would be right to think that.

also you proabbly wouldnt be american if you though that.
however, if you WERE an american

Could you please stop saying "could care less", because thats silly, and useless, and makes no sense, and say exactly the opposit of what your trying to convey.

also dont say hold dont the fort, just hold the fort, thats fine, the fort donst require holding down, its a fort. its pretty mcuh going to stay where it is.

U can have AlOOOOOminum, and all those other thing. its just the Queen asked me to pass this along, and as it is HER english ( or rather HRH english.. kapow i did a literay pun), well neway.


Also, would you mind paying for some of the free Oil your scooping up from mexicon
, that shat dont grown on tree u know

Luv Funk

" Feet , Dont Fail me now"

*Funkstars*Funkstars*Funkstars* .. Ad infinitum

Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:25:00 - [32]
 

ALSO , whilst I have your attention, If you were a superhero, what superhero your you be

Dfunk - Assume Form of CAOD Spam- Go Go GO

Noluck Ned
Gallente
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:36:00 - [33]
 

Best Spy Putdown EVER!!




Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:37:00 - [34]
 

Don't try Coad forum warfair with me , i tell u , ill eat u , eat u ALIVE so i will :)

Nagel far
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:39:00 - [35]
 

reporting in for caod cta under dfunk fc o7

Kealin
Caldari
Versatech Co.
Raiden.
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:40:00 - [36]
 

FUNK FUNK FUNK FUNK FUNK FUNK FUNK FUNK

/me cheers

MIRKINZ
Caldari
The Ankou
Raiden.
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:40:00 - [37]
 

Edited by: MIRKINZ on 09/07/2010 02:41:17
Ok, NOW you see what we are talking about? That was an obvious fake by someone with malcontent as you can see by witnessing Funks true posting

Please bow to our leader and forever hold your peace...



Entipathy
Gallente
Helljumpers
White Noise.
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:43:00 - [38]
 

As the Funk'eth commands!

The control freak must be obeyed right Ms ****?

Oh Hai spy, well worth spending time spying on us.

Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:45:00 - [39]
 

but it NOT fake, damit, i wish u actually read corpmails then you would know.

also, Prio suck, and if it wasn't for the spanish, di-tron would be nothing, NOTHING


, btw, wecome to coad, a tempory Dfunk corp forum.


u will learn not to rile the beast, yes u will

Nagel far
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:46:00 - [40]
 

I heard Funk once made a PHA guy cry on TS

Kealin
Caldari
Versatech Co.
Raiden.
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:47:00 - [41]
 

I heard that guy cried to his ceo, then his ceo was made to cry by funk

Gaius White
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:49:00 - [42]
 

Next super secret DFUNK mail post to reveal water is wet, night is dark, eve has lag, and there is sand in the lube.

Entipathy
Gallente
Helljumpers
White Noise.
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:49:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Funkcikle
but it NOT fake, damit, i wish u actually read corpmails then you would know.

also, Prio suck, and if it wasn't for the spanish, di-tron would be nothing, NOTHING


, btw, wecome to coad, a tempory Dfunk corp forum.


u will learn not to rile the beast, yes u will


Especially when the Funk has consumed his own body weight in Buckfast while wearing a string (wife beater) shirt.

Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:51:00 - [44]
 

I'll have you know I only drink buckfast when I'm back in deons, and .. well yheah, ok the pants thing is fine... nothing like a nice arsecracking g-string when Mistress suffering is killing your carrier to make u focus ur mind

Cid Arken
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:52:00 - [45]
 

Stopped eating paintchips long enough to chime in, here. Confirming that Funk is an overbearing control freak and yes, there is always sand in the lube.

long live dfunk

Nagel far
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:53:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Funkcikle
ALSO , whilst I have your attention, If you were a superhero, what superhero your you be



Derek Chu is my fav. caod superhero

DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:56:00 - [47]
 

Edited by: DarthJosh on 09/07/2010 03:06:27
id like to say something before we get started, im ****ing trashed on 3 oiters of german beer and half a bottle fwine .

may ur mother's labia (or schammlippen in german) catch fire. (in game)
i think, and i dont do that very often because thinking always gets u in trouble when ur a funkstar, that you sir, are an erectiledysfunction ridden wag. this is my logical conclusion of this, and it sounds like a good one, i think.

Funk is no control freak, he is simply our overlord. and according to some very bright scientists it takes a measure of caring to criticize something, and we like our brethren in atlas, most of thme, well, some of them but thats not the point, pont is, there is love. which what dfunk is all about. bro luv man, lube and all! man.

don't be hatin` brosef. your resistance makes me harder etc, and pl will do too, my love to Anders and Shamis <3


#Funkstars#Funkstars#Funkstars#Funkstars#Funkstars#Funkstars#Funkstars

that is all.


Entipathy
Gallente
Helljumpers
White Noise.
Posted - 2010.07.09 02:58:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: Nagel far
Originally by: Funkcikle
ALSO , whilst I have your attention, If you were a superhero, what superhero your you be



Derek Chu is my fav. caod superhero


Meh.

Some of the idiots who post PL drivel are worth a smirk. Goons just make you hang your head and wonder at the "youth of today".

Utari G'Denoik
Gallente
Ack-Ack
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:00:00 - [49]
 

Lebron James joined Dfunk today.

We win.

TheSingingHobo
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:00:00 - [50]
 

hey i haven't started trolling this yet!

loved reading that mail when it came through, i do believe that some cheap scumbag had stacked his crappy car into a lampost outisde funks house....

hey funk i hear inteligant people speak, proper english... what what eh old chep!

chocks away dear boy , let the uber spai continue :D

FUNK*FUNK******FUNK*FUNK*FUNK

DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:05:00 - [51]
 

oh also Narwhals

Mr Booger
Amarr
Task Force Zener
Blade.
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:05:00 - [52]
 

Atlas' only strength is that we are a bunch of rabbling drunken idiots. Your trolling is invalid. I like turtles.

White Aero
Caldari
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:06:00 - [53]
 

This is the most upsetting mail I have ever seen...I am simply appalled that another Atlas leadership member, CEO, and friend would write this way about our glorious corps/FC's. I will immediately move for a vote to remove Dfunk from Atlas......um....anyone seen any of the holding guys log in over the last month to kick Dfunk? Oh well, no matter! I shall just require that we go back and reform Chaos Incarnate...we were the pinnacle of a pvp power house and we have only fallen on our face since then.

I love you Funk, but I am not "in" love with you after this last stunt.

DarthJosh
Amarr
DEATHFUNK
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:10:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: White Aero
I love you Funk, but I am not "in" love with you after this last stunt.


lies, lets make out, my capitalist prince!


Nagel far
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:10:00 - [55]
 

Edited by: Nagel far on 09/07/2010 03:10:19
Originally by: White Aero

I love you Funk, but I am not "in" love with you after this last stunt.

he doesnt love you back anyway - he just wants control :(

TheSingingHobo
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:13:00 - [56]
 

rabbling drunken idiots... how dare you sir we hold ourselfs in dfunk at a far far lower standard of life...

more like crossdressing rotten hedgehogs with a drink problem, and possible hymen repair men!

Boonaki
Caldari
Focused Annihilation
Detrimental Imperative
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:13:00 - [57]
 

Rantings of a madman

Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:18:00 - [58]
 

/me looks up from controlling things

"I love you white"

/me continues to try an micromanage every aspect of your lives

TheSingingHobo
Minmatar
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:18:00 - [59]
 

gosh if had a glove i would remove it and dash you in the face you vile blaggard!


vagina that is all!

Mulm
Minmatar
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.07.09 03:19:00 - [60]
 

Remember that one time someone led that gang and everyone died to npcs?


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