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Carlos Det
Posted - 2010.06.30 20:40:00 - [31]
 

Originally by: Barakkus
Just remember this:

Never go to bed mad at each other, everything else will work out just fine if you follow that 1 rule.


dont forget rule # 2 :
if she asks : does this dress makes me look fat
do not pause inmediately say NO , any pause of 1 second or longer will haunt you for at least 15 years

Newbear
Posted - 2010.06.30 20:56:00 - [32]
 

Just stay docked in the shed or bathroom and wait out the agresson timers like the rest of us. Then do covert ops runs for beer and jerky. Or when you get kids have them scout for you or run courier missions for frozen food.

Anton Marx
Caldari
Warhamsters
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2010.06.30 23:51:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: SFX Bladerunner
Originally by: Wendat Huron
Forever is typically 7 years.


50% percent of first marriages, 67% of second and 74% of third marriages end in divorce, according to Jennifer Baker of the Forest Institute of Professional Psychology in Springfield, Missouri.

Or, more than half.


and THAT'S why we Euro's do not get married as much :P

Atomos Darksun
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.07.01 05:22:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: Anton Marx
Originally by: SFX Bladerunner
Originally by: Wendat Huron
Forever is typically 7 years.


50% percent of first marriages, 67% of second and 74% of third marriages end in divorce, according to Jennifer Baker of the Forest Institute of Professional Psychology in Springfield, Missouri.

Or, more than half.


and THAT'S why we Euro's do not get married as much :P
I have a Slovenian friend who was complaining about his good friend getting married, nobody does it anymore, yadayada. And about how he had to pay out for a tux and expensive wedding gift Razz

AppleBanana
Posted - 2010.07.01 11:21:00 - [35]
 

Wow time really flies, it seems like just yesterday she was a he. Congrats you 2!

Helen
White Noise.
Posted - 2010.07.01 14:16:00 - [36]
 

Congrats Volt I'll send a lil ingame wedding present.Cool

CCP Adida


C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2010.07.01 16:06:00 - [37]
 

Congratz!

Just get her addicted to EVE and there will not be wife aggro Razz

Reyold Bengali
Caldari
Posted - 2010.07.01 17:56:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Carlos Det
Originally by: Barakkus
Just remember this:

Never go to bed mad at each other, everything else will work out just fine if you follow that 1 rule.


dont forget rule # 2 :
if she asks : does this dress makes me look fat
do not pause inmediately say NO , any pause of 1 second or longer will haunt you for at least 15 years


After a few years you'll learn to say "It isn't the dress" while simultaneously ducking, covering your head, and running from the room.

Akimi Fuji
Posted - 2010.07.01 18:30:00 - [39]
 

Edited by: Akimi Fuji on 01/07/2010 18:30:37
Originally by: CCP Adida
Congratz!

Just get her addicted to EVE and there will not be wife aggro Razz


I tried this. I can't even get my wife to log into my accounts for me and change skills while I'm deployed. I even tried to convince her that the new PI stuff was like farmville(her only addiction) in space.....that didn't fly either. Any tips you have for addicting my wife to EVE would be greatly appreciated.
Oh!!! and congrats you 2 have fun. Lots of good advice in this thread so far. Don;t go to bed mad. Dress doesn't make you look fat. Kids running EVE alts....etc.Very Happy

Brujo Loco
Amarr
Brujeria Teologica
Posted - 2010.07.01 18:55:00 - [40]
 

I welcome you aboard the club of Wife Aggroers ...

May God have mercy on your soul

and GRATZ :D


Protip: If you can make her play eve you will win 1000 internetz (mine at least loves the music, which is a step in the right direction)

123GuessWho
Posted - 2010.07.01 21:42:00 - [41]
 

Make sure the wife never fits a nagging II module

Jon Engel
Intaki Security and Intelligence
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
Posted - 2010.07.02 05:14:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Voltron
OMG!

As of July 8th I will have Wife aggro! Permanently! Like as in FOREVER!!!!!

Getting married in Dominican Republic - notice to all those I haven't kept in contact with - iskies are appreciated - Date is July 8 2010 Paradisus Punta Cana - will send pix of me in a speedo/tight trunks on the beach to sexy people from my past.

Voltizzle fo rizzle.

Helen, Sku11y, DJ, TJ and Ceratin hook a fat man up FFS you cheap gits. Twisted Evil


Why go all the way to Domican Republic? You can have my wife...

Seriously, any takers?

Laythun
Viziam
Posted - 2010.07.02 12:10:00 - [43]
 

Players gonna play.

Congrats old friend.

Urbania Sarum
Posted - 2010.07.02 12:37:00 - [44]
 

Just remember that , in the run up to your wedding, she will have spent a lot of time with her female relatives - and this qualifies her for the following skills:

nagging 4, hair splitting to 3 (4 if she works at it), stating the bleeding obvious 4, cold shouldering 5, and probably some others as well; you need to ensure child bearing stays at 1 for a while if you want to continue to play EVE...

(this from a 33-year vet; if I had murdered her I'd only have served 14 years lol)

Congrats anyway

Jago Kain
Amarr
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2010.07.02 12:51:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Barakkus
Just remember this:

Never go to bed mad at each other, everything else will work out just fine if you follow that 1 rule.


Lies.

I tried this, but after over three years with no sleep at all I finally snapped and beat the cow into a bloody pulp using the Dyson stair hose attatchment and then buried the body under the patio a la Brewkside.

Slept just fine afterwards though.



Oceana
Black Lance
Posted - 2010.07.12 05:35:00 - [46]
 

Cynics!
I met my sweetie playing Eve, most of the old crowd know he moved to Canada and has been living with me since 2008, we're back playing Eve these days. OFC we were not silly enough to get married but that's a different issue.
Condolences Volt and I'll tell DJ to send you isk Wink

Reptail
Caldari
Posted - 2010.07.12 10:46:00 - [47]
 

**** eve **** forum **** eve users.
you all suck Laughing.

Vogue
Short Bus Pole Dancers
Posted - 2010.07.12 11:15:00 - [48]
 

Given your personality type 'bigman' and though you have a very masculine front you exhibit many behaviour traits of a woman. Which basically means your marriage is a lesbian relationship.

Reptail
Caldari
Posted - 2010.07.12 11:47:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Vogue
Given your personality type 'bigman' and though you have a very masculine front you exhibit many behaviour traits of a woman. Which basically means your marriage is a lesbian relationship.


mine?

Vogue
Short Bus Pole Dancers
Posted - 2010.07.12 12:00:00 - [50]
 

Dunno. Give me some details. I have a great ability to analyse others though I have the social skills of a cylon with a flat battery ugh

Reptail
Caldari
Posted - 2010.07.12 12:19:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: Vogue
Dunno. Give me some details. I have a great ability to analyse others though I have the social skills of a cylon with a flat battery ugh


You can't anylise the beast.

But I can anal-yse you if you like Very Happy

/sarcasm off :).

Vogue
Short Bus Pole Dancers
Posted - 2010.07.12 12:28:00 - [52]
 

Go for it. Some people call me an ebil cold devious robot.

Reptail
Caldari
Posted - 2010.07.12 12:34:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: Vogue
Go for it. Some people call me an ebil cold devious robot.


Nope, i'll never do such a thing to you because i respect you.Razz


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