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Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.13 00:50:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Vyrran on 08/07/2010 13:31:23
Are you tired of those lonely, boring nights missioning alone in empire? Would you rather be blowing up actual sentient creatures, rather than an AI who doesn't fight back?

If you answered yes to any of the above, or alternately, if you just want to blow stuff up, then MicroFunks is for you.

Here's what we have to offer:

  • A home in 0.0 where you can master the art of EVE PVP.

  • Joint operations with our big brother corp, DEATHFUNK

  • Roams/Camps in both 0.0 and Low Sec

  • We are a member of Green Alliance. This means we have blue standings with several large 0.0 alliances.

  • Experienced PVPers with a vast amount of knowledge

  • Kill board/Forums/Out Of Game Voice Comms

  • Advanced 0.0 Opportunities for exceptional performers

  • True Love

  • Eternal life

  • All your dreams come true


Interested?

Please join the channel "funk inc" to speak with one of our recruiters or send an eve-mail directly to Vyrran. If you happen to join "funk inc", please specify that it's MicroFunks you're applying for!


(Disclaimer - Offers are subject to availability or may be lies, especially that bit about eternal life. Applicants must pretend to be aged 18 years or over. By applying to MicroFunks you are willingly forfeiting your human rights. ISK Farmers may have been harmed whilst making the claim that 'isk farmers were not harmed during the making of this feature').

Rico Naginata
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.05.13 01:21:00 - [2]
 

posting to confirm rezark will wash your arse if you join

Ryzlan
Posted - 2010.05.13 04:01:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Ryzlan on 13/05/2010 04:00:52

Rezark
Minmatar
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.13 04:14:00 - [4]
 

Only arse I'm washing is my own!

Maceross
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
Posted - 2010.05.13 13:21:00 - [5]
 

I was a lost soul, drifting on the seas of infinity, i came close to ending it all...

But then I tried new Microfunks, and now I spend all day feeling cool and great and I am really popular with the ladies. Its all thanks to Microfunks!

Thankyou Microfunks, your my hero!!

YES! New Microfunks! Its Awesome!!

Von Seth
Gallente
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.05.13 15:33:00 - [6]
 

Bump

Rico Naginata
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.05.13 17:09:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Rezark
Only arse I'm washing is my own!



Heres an arse washing fact for you,

When chefs pull a long shift in the kitchen, they often take a handful of wholemeal flour and rub it between their cheeks. Otherwise their fat hams rub against each other and they get a bit of chafeage.


Microfunks - Lowering the tone

Cid Arken
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.05.14 01:52:00 - [8]
 

Bump for the best small-gang corp I've ever had the pleasure of being a part of.

Rico Naginata
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.05.14 14:29:00 - [9]
 

Bump for glory and justice!

Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.14 18:21:00 - [10]
 

Join now and get your own scantily clad go-go dancer to keep you warm on those long roams!

Rezark
Minmatar
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.15 12:53:00 - [11]
 

Khan!!!

Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.15 22:23:00 - [12]
 

still accepting new band members.. many instruments available

Bevil Smyth
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.05.16 16:02:00 - [13]
 

These guys are amazing, had a few run ins with them back in the day and they know their ****!

Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.16 23:52:00 - [14]
 

We still have many afro wigs of assorted colors and star shades available.. Cool

Rico Naginata
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.05.17 19:09:00 - [15]
 

Have you got the Funk?

Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
Posted - 2010.05.17 20:52:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Rico Naginata
Originally by: Rezark
Only arse I'm washing is my own!



Heres an arse washing fact for you,

When chefs pull a long shift in the kitchen, they often take a handful of wholemeal flour and rub it between their cheeks. Otherwise their fat hams rub against each other and they get a bit of chafeage.


Microfunks - Lowering the tone


That tone's so Low only whales can hear it.

Microfunks is a Funk Inc approved brand, and contains the FDA recomended minimum of 11% mechanically reclaimed meat products.

Rico Naginata
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.05.18 09:55:00 - [17]
 

/me hums the brown note

Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.18 17:23:00 - [18]
 

bumpin

Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.20 02:13:00 - [19]
 

bump

Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.21 11:33:00 - [20]
 

bump

Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.22 19:44:00 - [21]
 

bump n updated main post

Rico Naginata
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.05.23 17:55:00 - [22]
 

can you feel the funk?

Rico Naginata
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.05.23 22:03:00 - [23]
 

Funk a doodle doo!

Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.24 05:17:00 - [24]
 

bump

Suki Starjet
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.05.24 11:16:00 - [25]
 

Edited by: Suki Starjet on 24/05/2010 11:19:46
Great bunch of guys.... they know how to have fun!







....oh don't forget... BYOB

Rei Aeris
Posted - 2010.05.25 04:06:00 - [26]
 

Edited by: Rei Aeris on 25/05/2010 04:06:45
lovely funkies!

Maiya Autumn
Beacon of Light
Distorted Percepts
Posted - 2010.05.26 16:57:00 - [27]
 

Friendly bump!

Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.27 01:50:00 - [28]
 

bump

Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.28 12:21:00 - [29]
 

bump

Vyrran
Gallente
MicroFunks
Posted - 2010.05.29 15:49:00 - [30]
 

bump


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