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Twizted Sizter
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.07 10:07:00 - [1]
 

Dear Friends,

Wow, it's been so long! I was just remarking in Corp chat the other day that it'd been a while since I saw a red blob dock up in Jita at the sight of my approaching industrial, and surprise! Today I log in to find that you've sent a wardec love note to your BFF's Dreddit. We've missed you so.

I hope that this time you'll actually come out and play rather than play "oh crap spam dock!" any time more than two of us show up for a fight. It's true that shooting the odd hauler piloted by a guy who's too stoned to see his overview can be lucrative, but let's be honest with ourselves and admit that this doesn't really take skill. Why is it that you all seem to run and hide at the first sign of a fair fight? I can't believe that you're afraid?

Jita is so last week anyway. I'm sure you've heard by now we've moved out to France, er, Deklein with our friends the Goons and are crashing with them on TCF's couch. Why don't you drop by? I know you've never plugged a nullsec system into your ship's autopilot before, but I'll bet if you try you can find your way out. Come say hello.

Please give our regards to whoever paid you to give us those cool red and white stars. We all look forward to seeing you soon.

But we're not holding our breath.

Your BFF's,

Dreddit

Misaki Tanaka
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.07 10:10:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Misaki Tanaka on 07/05/2010 10:11:08
Hey now. Privateers are good for one thing, seeing how fast docking is in Jita.

also.. related:

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Naomi Wildfire
Amarr
Spricer
Raiden.
Posted - 2010.05.07 10:26:00 - [3]
 

#1 Never fly out of docking range
#2 Never chase someone that flies out of docking range
#3 Never engange something you arent 100% sure that you'll win
#3.1 if you are less than 100% sure, get more friends to undock


Everyone knows their rules Laughing

GruffGraff
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.07 10:27:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: GruffGraff on 07/05/2010 10:37:52
Originally by: Misaki Tanaka
Hey now. Privateers are good for one thing, seeing how fast docking is in Jita.


Related:

Originally by: Privateers
****, PVP is hard. Let's go shopping!

Teschan
Amarr
Ministry of War
Posted - 2010.05.07 11:15:00 - [5]
 

You'll find pretty quickly that going after privateers once they wardec you is an act of futility. Frustrating as it is to have a load of dudes hanging around empire trying to gank the odd solo ship, and running away at the mere suggestion of even numbers or a fight - it's widely accepted that this is just how privateers are.

Just chill, take comfort in the fact that being in privateers alliance is incredibly boring.

fatherted1989
Caldari
Red Horizon Inc
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2010.05.07 11:41:00 - [6]
 

please don't wake snot shot up.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2010.05.07 12:19:00 - [7]
 

I want to be the first to walk in Jita 4-4 station...Very Happy

Beachura
Caldari
Exiled.
The Kadeshi
Posted - 2010.05.07 12:24:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Beachura on 07/05/2010 12:26:43
Yeah, i made the mistake of going to Jita, instapoped my pod losng bs5 (its retrained 10 days time, no harm done)

Easily avoided by not going to Jita, I was increasing puzzled to find out they don't go anywhere else, I hope they get paid a lot, cos seriously boring way to play eve. Although, they ran away when 6 of us turned up in bc's, odd alliance, very very odd alliance


Suitonia
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.05.07 12:48:00 - [9]
 

There are a few Privateers who roam highsec, and keep alts in mission hubs to check if anyone is running them. But the majority of Privateers are risk adverse PvPers who just want to kill people who don't know what the session change timer is.

It's no different to lowsec/0.0 corps that dock hug with carrier support, and don't engage without 3:1 odds really. Its funny how Privateers seem to get alot more hate then they do though.

Funky Feeling
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2010.05.07 13:14:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Twizted Sizter
Dear Friends,

Wow, it's been so long! I was just remarking in Corp chat the other day that it'd been a while since I saw a red blob dock up in Jita at the sight of my approaching industrial, and surprise! Today I log in to find that you've sent a wardec love note to your BFF's Dreddit. We've missed you so.

I hope that this time you'll actually come out and play rather than play "oh crap spam dock!" any time more than two of us show up for a fight. It's true that shooting the odd hauler piloted by a guy who's too stoned to see his overview can be lucrative, but let's be honest with ourselves and admit that this doesn't really take skill. Why is it that you all seem to run and hide at the first sign of a fair fight? I can't believe that you're afraid?

Jita is so last week anyway. I'm sure you've heard by now we've moved out to France, er, Deklein with our friends the Goons and are crashing with them on TCF's couch. Why don't you drop by? I know you've never plugged a nullsec system into your ship's autopilot before, but I'll bet if you try you can find your way out. Come say hello.

Please give our regards to whoever paid you to give us those cool red and white stars. We all look forward to seeing you soon.

But we're not holding our breath.

Your BFF's,

Dreddit


2nded by Br1ck. they dec us and then never bother coming off the porch to play.

Max Khaos
Minmatar
Norse'Storm Battle Group
Intrepid Crossing
Posted - 2010.05.07 13:19:00 - [11]
 

I never camp Jita Very Happy

Feel free to look me up on the Privateers KB

Jommis
Caldari
Honningbarna
Posted - 2010.05.07 13:45:00 - [12]
 

Privateers is like a STD. Annoying...

PreZiDenT1
Gallente
Omega Wing
Snatch Victory
Posted - 2010.05.07 14:00:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Jommis
Privateers is like a STD. Annoying...


Please enlighten us how your experience with STD was.

Nostradamous
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2010.05.07 14:03:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Nostradamous on 07/05/2010 14:03:52
Originally by: Jommis
Privateers is like a STD. Annoying...


I can assure you, STD's are more then just "annoying" Laughing

*Edit* and I've always been a snot shot fan \o/

Crias Taylor
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.05.07 15:13:00 - [15]
 

I was war dec by PA and all I got was this lousy alliance mail.

DurrHurrDurr
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.07 15:21:00 - [16]
 

Man, I got attacked by Privateers once. I was in a Cormorant. I just burned to the gate and jumped through, they couldn't kill me.

They are probably one of the most boring groups in EVE Online.

"Is that a hauler?"

"No."

"Alright everyone, dock up."

Azaydius
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.07 15:25:00 - [17]
 

The last time they wardecd us I recall seeing this in local when we showed up in Jita in the best ships we could fit at the time, "6 rifters?!?! Dock up guys, quick! They brought RIFTERS!"

Just so you know, this time we will bring SEVEN. Beware.

Flikoo
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.07 15:26:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Misaki Tanaka
Edited by: Misaki Tanaka on 07/05/2010 10:11:08
Hey now. Privateers are good for one thing, seeing how fast docking is in Jita.

I thought they were bug testing the docking system for CCP.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2010.05.07 15:31:00 - [19]
 

You can all keep sobbing about us but would just like to point out to you 0.0 “tough guys” that Privateers “roams” the single most dangerous system in all of EVE and none of you can dispute that fact. I also have a few more bits of information which you can all choke on…..

• You all play the same station games in 0.0 but you only do it when you have 1,000 blue in local, 20 bubbles set up on the station, and POS’s to hide in when things get to hot so don’t act like you’re all a bunch of pvp heroes or something….Rolling Eyes

• You gate camp more often then we do but in your case you do it with 90+ guys with carrier support, dictors, POS’s to hide in, and drag bubbles all waiting for that lone badger to wander through your system……YARRRR!!

• We run 5 to 10 War decs a week against the biggest 0.0 Alliances and wait for you to come into our loosely fleet held system. Why would we try to jump into you gate camps to hunt for you?....Cool

• You rat and run anoms under your cyno jammed systems and hide in your POS’s when a red comes into system. We have a better chance of getting an “Officer spawn” out side of Jita 4-4 when one of you 0.0 heroes undock……….I figure the only benefit that we have vs. you is that we don’t need to go 50 jumps to sell the officer mods……Wink


After all of you’re crying please let it be known that PA to date is the only one to get GoonSwarm to surrender to anyone. I used to think that was a huge accomplishment until IT got them to surrender 3 regions in 45 minutes but at least PA can claim 2nd place regarding military achievements against goons.

btw........ ~u-mad bro?..Wink

DurrHurrDurr
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.07 15:38:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot
You can all keep sobbing about us but would just like to point out to you 0.0 “tough guys” that Privateers “roams” the single most dangerous system in all of EVE and none of you can dispute that fact. I also have a few more bits of information which you can all choke on…..

• You all play the same station games in 0.0 but you only do it when you have 1,000 blue in local, 20 bubbles set up on the station, and POS’s to hide in when things get to hot so don’t act like you’re all a bunch of pvp heroes or something….Rolling Eyes

• You gate camp more often then we do but in your case you do it with 90+ guys with carrier support, dictors, POS’s to hide in, and drag bubbles all waiting for that lone badger to wander through your system……YARRRR!!

• We run 5 to 10 War decs a week against the biggest 0.0 Alliances and wait for you to come into our loosely fleet held system. Why would we try to jump into you gate camps to hunt for you?....Cool

• You rat and run anoms under your cyno jammed systems and hide in your POS’s when a red comes into system. We have a better chance of getting an “Officer spawn” out side of Jita 4-4 when one of you 0.0 heroes undock……….I figure the only benefit that we have vs. you is that we don’t need to go 50 jumps to sell the officer mods……Wink


After all of you’re crying please let it be known that PA to date is the only one to get GoonSwarm to surrender to anyone. I used to think that was a huge accomplishment until IT got them to surrender 3 regions in 45 minutes but at least PA can claim 2nd place regarding military achievements against goons.

btw........ ~u-mad bro?..Wink



Yeah but we shoot more than just haulers.

Tuberider
Caldari
Pothouse Cartel
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2010.05.07 15:40:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot
You can all keep sobbing about us but would just like to point out to you 0.0 “tough guys” that Privateers “roams” the single most dangerous system in all of EVE and none of you can dispute that fact. I also have a few more bits of information which you can all choke on…..

• You all play the same station games in 0.0 but you only do it when you have 1,000 blue in local, 20 bubbles set up on the station, and POS’s to hide in when things get to hot so don’t act like you’re all a bunch of pvp heroes or something….Rolling Eyes

• You gate camp more often then we do but in your case you do it with 90+ guys with carrier support, dictors, POS’s to hide in, and drag bubbles all waiting for that lone badger to wander through your system……YARRRR!!

• We run 5 to 10 War decs a week against the biggest 0.0 Alliances and wait for you to come into our loosely fleet held system. Why would we try to jump into you gate camps to hunt for you?....Cool

• You rat and run anoms under your cyno jammed systems and hide in your POS’s when a red comes into system. We have a better chance of getting an “Officer spawn” out side of Jita 4-4 when one of you 0.0 heroes undock……….I figure the only benefit that we have vs. you is that we don’t need to go 50 jumps to sell the officer mods……Wink


After all of you’re crying please let it be known that PA to date is the only one to get GoonSwarm to surrender to anyone. I used to think that was a huge accomplishment until IT got them to surrender 3 regions in 45 minutes but at least PA can claim 2nd place regarding military achievements against goons.

btw........ ~u-mad bro?..Wink



This man just pwned all of you with the truth YARRRR!!



Azaydius
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.07 15:46:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Azaydius
Edited by: Azaydius on 07/05/2010 15:40:44
Originally by: Snot Shot

• You all play the same station games in 0.0 but you only do it when you have 1,000 blue in local, 20 bubbles set up on the station, and POS’s to hide in when things get to hot so don’t act like you’re all a bunch of pvp heroes or something….Rolling Eyes

• You gate camp more often then we do but in your case you do it with 90+ guys with carrier support, dictors, POS’s to hide in, and drag bubbles all waiting for that lone badger to wander through your system……YARRRR!!



Orly? This tells another tale...

D3rg3
Minmatar
Alpann Siad Anam
Posted - 2010.05.07 15:50:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot
You can all keep sobbing about us but would just like to point out to you 0.0 “tough guys” that Privateers “roams” the single most dangerous system in all of EVE and none of you can dispute that fact. I also have a few more bits of information which you can all choke on…..

• You all play the same station games in 0.0 but you only do it when you have 1,000 blue in local, 20 bubbles set up on the station, and POS’s to hide in when things get to hot so don’t act like you’re all a bunch of pvp heroes or something….Rolling Eyes

• You gate camp more often then we do but in your case you do it with 90+ guys with carrier support, dictors, POS’s to hide in, and drag bubbles all waiting for that lone badger to wander through your system……YARRRR!!

• We run 5 to 10 War decs a week against the biggest 0.0 Alliances and wait for you to come into our loosely fleet held system. Why would we try to jump into you gate camps to hunt for you?....Cool

• You rat and run anoms under your cyno jammed systems and hide in your POS’s when a red comes into system. We have a better chance of getting an “Officer spawn” out side of Jita 4-4 when one of you 0.0 heroes undock……….I figure the only benefit that we have vs. you is that we don’t need to go 50 jumps to sell the officer mods……Wink


After all of you’re crying please let it be known that PA to date is the only one to get GoonSwarm to surrender to anyone. I used to think that was a huge accomplishment until IT got them to surrender 3 regions in 45 minutes but at least PA can claim 2nd place regarding military achievements against goons.

btw........ ~u-mad bro?..Wink



dreddit is the gooey spawn of goons and william hung

when they trollpost, it is like cussing for somebody with tourettes

they really have no control over the garbage that comes out

does dreddit have a pvp record that doesn't include another alliance holding their hand ?


Nostradamous
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2010.05.07 15:53:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot
You can all keep sobbing about us but would just like to point out to you 0.0 “tough guys” that Privateers “roams” the single most dangerous system in all of EVE and none of you can dispute that fact. I also have a few more bits of information which you can all choke on…..

• You all play the same station games in 0.0 but you only do it when you have 1,000 blue in local, 20 bubbles set up on the station, and POS’s to hide in when things get to hot so don’t act like you’re all a bunch of pvp heroes or something….Rolling Eyes

• You gate camp more often then we do but in your case you do it with 90+ guys with carrier support, dictors, POS’s to hide in, and drag bubbles all waiting for that lone badger to wander through your system……YARRRR!!

• We run 5 to 10 War decs a week against the biggest 0.0 Alliances and wait for you to come into our loosely fleet held system. Why would we try to jump into you gate camps to hunt for you?....Cool

• You rat and run anoms under your cyno jammed systems and hide in your POS’s when a red comes into system. We have a better chance of getting an “Officer spawn” out side of Jita 4-4 when one of you 0.0 heroes undock……….I figure the only benefit that we have vs. you is that we don’t need to go 50 jumps to sell the officer mods……Wink


After all of you’re crying please let it be known that PA to date is the only one to get GoonSwarm to surrender to anyone. I used to think that was a huge accomplishment until IT got them to surrender 3 regions in 45 minutes but at least PA can claim 2nd place regarding military achievements against goons.

btw........ ~u-mad bro?..Wink



Pure win Snot.....I think I'm falling for you Shocked

nautix
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.05.07 15:56:00 - [25]
 

Please feel free to visit us at Jita, you'll be given a very hospitable welcome. We also provide some very excellent and varied types of cheese to go with your w(h)ines.

See you soon.

xx

Wink

Branorr
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:07:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot
You can all keep sobbing about us but would just like to point out to you 0.0 “tough guys” that Privateers “roams” the single most dangerous system in all of EVE and none of you can dispute that fact. I also have a few more bits of information which you can all choke on…..

• You all play the same station games in 0.0 but you only do it when you have 1,000 blue in local, 20 bubbles set up on the station, and POS’s to hide in when things get to hot so don’t act like you’re all a bunch of pvp heroes or something….Rolling Eyes

• You gate camp more often then we do but in your case you do it with 90+ guys with carrier support, dictors, POS’s to hide in, and drag bubbles all waiting for that lone badger to wander through your system……YARRRR!!

• We run 5 to 10 War decs a week against the biggest 0.0 Alliances and wait for you to come into our loosely fleet held system. Why would we try to jump into you gate camps to hunt for you?....Cool

• You rat and run anoms under your cyno jammed systems and hide in your POS’s when a red comes into system. We have a better chance of getting an “Officer spawn” out side of Jita 4-4 when one of you 0.0 heroes undock……….I figure the only benefit that we have vs. you is that we don’t need to go 50 jumps to sell the officer mods……Wink


After all of you’re crying please let it be known that PA to date is the only one to get GoonSwarm to surrender to anyone. I used to think that was a huge accomplishment until IT got them to surrender 3 regions in 45 minutes but at least PA can claim 2nd place regarding military achievements against goons.

btw........ ~u-mad bro?..Wink



Oooh, yellow text....!

Tyronnas Marrus
Amarr
Dreddit
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:12:00 - [27]
 

PA is a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

Flikoo
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:15:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Flikoo on 07/05/2010 16:15:57
Originally by: Snot Shot
You can all keep sobbing about us but would just like to point out to you 0.0 “tough guys” that Privateers “roams” the single most dangerous system in all of EVE and none of you can dispute that fact. I also have a few more bits of information which you can all choke on…..

• You all play the same station games in 0.0 but you only do it when you have 1,000 blue in local, 20 bubbles set up on the station, and POS’s to hide in when things get to hot so don’t act like you’re all a bunch of pvp heroes or something….Rolling Eyes

• You gate camp more often then we do but in your case you do it with 90+ guys with carrier support, dictors, POS’s to hide in, and drag bubbles all waiting for that lone badger to wander through your system……YARRRR!!

• We run 5 to 10 War decs a week against the biggest 0.0 Alliances and wait for you to come into our loosely fleet held system. Why would we try to jump into you gate camps to hunt for you?....Cool

• You rat and run anoms under your cyno jammed systems and hide in your POS’s when a red comes into system. We have a better chance of getting an “Officer spawn” out side of Jita 4-4 when one of you 0.0 heroes undock……….I figure the only benefit that we have vs. you is that we don’t need to go 50 jumps to sell the officer mods……Wink


After all of you’re crying please let it be known that PA to date is the only one to get GoonSwarm to surrender to anyone. I used to think that was a huge accomplishment until IT got them to surrender 3 regions in 45 minutes but at least PA can claim 2nd place regarding military achievements against goons.

btw........ ~u-mad bro?..Wink


I'm guessing you must be the representative of docking mechanics for CSM. I'd like to bring up a few questions for you to answer, and maybe, just maybe, I'll vote for you.

-What's with session timers, you mean I can't undock, and dock up right away immediately if that enemy fleet brings up something other then a badger? We really need these quick docks to help improve our survivability.

-Aggression timers.. really? With this I can't go attack someone, destroy them, loot them, and then dock up. This is really dumb, you should really be able to do station hit and runs, it'd increase my profitability by ten fold.

-Again, with the session timers, as soon as I dock up I should be able to switch to a bigger ship immediately so my bait with a rifter come out with a dominix tactic really works, because I'm not sitting in station with my finger up my butt waiting on some stupid 30 second timer.

-If walk-in stations are ever added, you should make sure a bump mechanic is added, so you can stop your enemies who are also station camping from getting to their ships.

-Can you make it so every ship has to fit atleast 1 officer mod, that'd be great.

-What's up with the wardec fees. I'll go wardec someone, and have to pay a ton of money to do so, isn't it enough that they blow up all my officer fit mission ships, never mind the corps that I wardec who never show up to my home system.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:19:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Twizted Sizter
Dear Privateers,

After loosing ships to you constantly in Empire Dreddit have decided to become a lower tier 0.0 pet and hide from you behind multiple layers of 0.0 Alliance standings, gate camps, POS’s, bubbles, and Alliance access only stations. If you try to come out here and get us everyone else will shoot you before you even make it way out to the system we are hiding….and no we won’t tell you, you need to try and find us….ugh

Please give our regards to whoever paid you to give us those cool red and white stars. We all look forward to seeing you soon.

But we're not holding our breath.

Your BFF's,

Dreddit

Fixed that for you and thanks for the heads up on the move...Rolling Eyes

Fighter26
Amarr
Orion's Fist
RED.Legion
Posted - 2010.05.07 16:20:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Suitonia
It's no different to lowsec/0.0 corps that dock hug with carrier support, and don't engage without 3:1 odds really. Its funny how Privateers seem to get alot more hate then they do though.


Actually, even those pirate corps do fight even or even unbalanced not in their favor fights cause they are bored. Camping is just their way of making money; which is hard to do in lowsec.

For the record, PA thrives on attention and if you would have just let the wardec go by they would have found new targets pretty quickly.


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