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Ocularus Xenos
Gallente
CANUCK ENGINERING
Posted - 2010.04.02 13:18:00 - [31]
 

Well J'inn I wish that all were true, but it seems a Majesta Empire pilot named Banduril lost a megathron and erebus to IT on the 31st, all in the same minute. So I guess you'll have to change the titan score. That or it's....fake?Rolling Eyes

Orree
Gallente
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2010.04.02 15:58:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: dastommy79
With all the crap you guys are spinning and your pathetic attempts to be funny, I honestly feel bad for you. You all are so cute with your tough guy faces on but we all know what you are gonna look like by the time we are done with you.Cool




Gosh, Dasty...you almost sound serious. Laughing



TK420
Caldari
Navy of Xoc
The Remnant Legion
Posted - 2010.04.02 16:19:00 - [33]
 

http://www.razerzone.com/venom/

Wilhelm Caster
Caldari
Most Wanted INC
White Noise.
Posted - 2010.04.02 16:37:00 - [34]
 

lol loved the transcript keep it up

J'inn
Caldari
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2010.04.02 16:54:00 - [35]
 

Edited by: J''inn on 02/04/2010 20:36:31
IT WYVERN DOWN!!

This is an emergency Ministry of Information news release! It has been deemed news worthy, but not sufficiently news worthy to warrant itís own thread.

Yesterday a prolonged battle took place in X-70 between the SC and the well lubed NC war machine. By all accounts, and based upon my independent review of the killboards, it is clear the NC won the engagement. IT Killboards report 5 Dreadnaughts lost by IT and none lost by the NC. The number of support ships and battleships lost by both sides was well into the hundreds.

Personal Note: Prices in Jita are going up baby!

Given the state of the battle SC forces wisely decided to withdraw. At this point Imperian, Fleet Commander for the NC forces, ordered his forces to stand down and he found a quiet place near a POS to cloak up and well . . . . .

Okay, after any major win, Imperian runs off and cloaks somewhere in system. He subsequently, refuses to respond on comms for about 15 minutes. Weíre not sure why. And frankly, we donít want to know what he is doing. <shudder>

Anyways . . . while NC forces were fighting with each other over who gets what loot . . . it happened . . .

---------------START TRANSCRIPT---------------

Imperian: WHAT THE HELL!!! WARP TO ME!! WARP TO ME!!! <in the background we hear a ****o movie playing. Disturbingly, there are no female voices>

NC Member: What the heck are you listening to?

Imperian: STFU! Warp to me!! A frikkin Wyvern just landed next to me!

Another NC Member: In warp! Get agrro on it Impy!

Imperian: I canít use both hands yet. Get here!!

<another of many NC Voice Comms uncomfortable silences>

------------END TRANSCRIPT-----------

Well I could go on. And on and on and on . . . But I wonít.

Bottom line is this, the First Supercarrier kill of the war has been confirmed. IT Wyvern down in X-70.

On a serious note, there are unconfirmed reports that the Wyvern pilot desynched or had a similar problem. If this is true, the NC expresses itís condolences. No one should lose a ship like that in such a manner. . . . However in Eve a kill is a kill. And in this war, which is expected to be The Lagfest to End All Lagfests, such problems are expected to strike both sides.

STAY TUNED!!



P.S.

To Imma: I would never rip off Airplane! I demand a full apology!

To Asheru: Yes, I am serious, and donít call me Shirley.

To Ocularus: No Titan kills yet afaik. Draw your own conclusions over that KM.









Salivan Harddin
Gallente
Divine Power.
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.04.02 17:09:00 - [36]
 

I too enjoy J'inn's battle reports.
Haters be mad cause you rolling J'inn ^^

PaIe Rider
Amarr
Secret Squirrel Readiness Group
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.04.02 17:13:00 - [37]
 

Edited by: PaIe Rider on 02/04/2010 17:13:47
Originally by: Asheru
Surely you can't be serious?!


Dont call me shurley.

KOTH Fluf
Caldari
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2010.04.02 18:41:00 - [38]
 

J'inn, I still need to drag you to the darkside bro. Cya soon! Very Happy

drall
Gallente
The Dragon's Core.
Posted - 2010.04.02 19:02:00 - [39]
 

congrats on killing a SC NC.

Just wondering something, What else did you achieve yesterday. The reason i ask is to me killing a desynced SC isn't really something to write home about.


Salivan Harddin
Gallente
Divine Power.
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.04.02 19:28:00 - [40]
 

We have low self esteem, please let us grab to whatever pieces of ego boosting we can get hold of.

Nostradamous
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2010.04.02 19:29:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Meno Theaetetus



Or perhaps it's because your still bent out of shape over all that smashkill stuff.

-2
Originally by: Meno Theaetetus


I don't know why everyone's saying atlas are IT pets now, we all know it dast getting some revenge.

+1


Honestly after we left vale, I was sad to hear dastys sorrow in Atlas not continuing the assault(as others where sad about our "northern abortion"). But now that the good old Dasty Cakes is back I'm relieved, and once again in love with eve......even if i cant play currently Laughing

Mareck001
Caldari
Distinguished Gentleman's Boating Club
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.04.02 20:02:00 - [42]
 

Battles everyday........
IT losing.......
SC Failscade starting..........

D**N... IT'S GONNA BE A FUN SUMMER!!!!Very HappyVery Happy

dastommy79
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2010.04.02 21:11:00 - [43]
 

I AM NOT BITTER. I am just really really really angry about things that happened from the past and i refuse to move on. So i just dwell on it and let it consume me with rage. Definitely not bitter though.......

Razz

Wilhelm Caster
Caldari
Most Wanted INC
White Noise.
Posted - 2010.04.02 22:35:00 - [44]
 

Wyvern Pilot was Desynced. Honestly its ridiculous to do cap fights when the servers are wonky like this, its just going to cost both sides no matter how organized or skilled either are.

Imperian
Caldari
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.04.02 23:06:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Wilhelm Caster
Honestly its ridiculous to do cap fights when the servers are wonky like this

Kola XXX
Caldari
Versatech Co.
Aeternus.
Posted - 2010.04.03 00:57:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Imperian
Originally by: Wilhelm Caster
Honestly its ridiculous to do cap fights when the servers are wonky like this



Damn, these forums suck.

Daedhead
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.04.03 01:37:00 - [47]
 

Originally by: Imperian
Originally by: Wilhelm Caster
Honestly its ridiculous to do cap fights when the servers are wonky like this


Vuk Lau
Gallente
4S Corporation
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2010.04.03 02:21:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: Wilhelm Caster
Wyvern Pilot was Desynced. Honestly its ridiculous to do cap fights when the servers are wonky like this, its just going to cost both sides no matter how organized or skilled either are.


When I asked IT to come to mass testings on SiSi you guys refused. Instead of that you announced crashing nodes as one of the goals of your campaign.

If you guys are all ok, lets bring both blobs on Saturday on SiSi, so CCP can finally deploy the hotfix which will hopefully solve some of the lag/desync/gridload problems (ofc it will proly **** up dozen of other things :ccp: )

GonzoWCS
Gallente
The Shadow Order
Posted - 2010.04.03 19:15:00 - [49]
 

Any New News?

Looks like NC having a field day!

Salute!

fatherted1989
Caldari
Red Horizon Inc
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2010.04.03 19:29:00 - [50]
 

is a good thread imo :)


Kerensky White
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.04.03 22:04:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: dastommy79
With all the crap you guys are spinning and your pathetic attempts to be funny, I honestly feel bad for you. You all are so cute with your tough guy faces on but we all know what you are gonna look like by the time we are done with you.Cool




We're going to be wearing sunglasses?

Wilhelm Caster
Caldari
Most Wanted INC
White Noise.
Posted - 2010.04.04 04:58:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Vuk Lau


When I asked IT to come to mass testings on SiSi you guys refused. Instead of that you announced crashing nodes as one of the goals of your campaign.

If you guys are all ok, lets bring both blobs on Saturday on SiSi, so CCP can finally deploy the hotfix which will hopefully solve some of the lag/desync/gridload problems (ofc it will proly **** up dozen of other things :ccp: )


Good idea.

cyclobs
Minmatar
Loud Curse Enterprises
Posted - 2010.04.04 06:07:00 - [53]
 

Edited by: cyclobs on 04/04/2010 06:15:13
mmm sounds interesting. i'll keep checking up here.

btw. sisi lagged so bad today. i lost my ship before my grid even loaded :( in fact i couldn't see my pod until 5 - 10 minutes after the cease fire had been called :(

i wanted to shoot someone

Anxekay
Caldari
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.04.04 06:16:00 - [54]
 

Haters gonna hate

RifterDrifter
Minmatar
La Blue Girl
KUGUTSUMEN.
Posted - 2010.04.04 12:54:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: TK420

If you're going to do propaganda at least make it funny.

Julia Ginzinger
Caldari
Tax Free Corporation
Posted - 2010.04.04 13:08:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: RifterDrifter
Originally by: TK420

If you're going to do propaganda at least make it funny.



Bitter clown alt detected!


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