Posted - 2010.04.02 13:18:00 - [31]

 

Well J'inn I wish that all were true, but it seems a Majesta Empire pilot named Banduril lost a megathron and erebus to IT on the 31st, all in the same minute. So I guess you'll have to change the titan score. That or it's....fake?

Posted - 2010.04.02 16:19:00 - [33]

 

http://www.razerzone.com/venom/

Posted - 2010.04.02 16:54:00 - [35]

 

Edited by: J''inn on 02/04/2010 20:36:31
IT WYVERN DOWN!!

This is an emergency Ministry of Information news release! It has been deemed news worthy, but not sufficiently news worthy to warrant it’s own thread.

Yesterday a prolonged battle took place in X-70 between the SC and the well lubed NC war machine. By all accounts, and based upon my independent review of the killboards, it is clear the NC won the engagement. IT Killboards report 5 Dreadnaughts lost by IT and none lost by the NC. The number of support ships and battleships lost by both sides was well into the hundreds.

Personal Note: Prices in Jita are going up baby!

Given the state of the battle SC forces wisely decided to withdraw. At this point Imperian, Fleet Commander for the NC forces, ordered his forces to stand down and he found a quiet place near a POS to cloak up and well . . . . .

Okay, after any major win, Imperian runs off and cloaks somewhere in system. He subsequently, refuses to respond on comms for about 15 minutes. We’re not sure why. And frankly, we don’t want to know what he is doing. <shudder>

Anyways . . . while NC forces were fighting with each other over who gets what loot . . . it happened . . .

---------------START TRANSCRIPT---------------

Imperian: WHAT THE HELL!!! WARP TO ME!! WARP TO ME!!! <in the background we hear a ****o movie playing. Disturbingly, there are no female voices>

NC Member: What the heck are you listening to?

Imperian: STFU! Warp to me!! A frikkin Wyvern just landed next to me!

Another NC Member: In warp! Get agrro on it Impy!

Imperian: I can’t use both hands yet. Get here!!

<another of many NC Voice Comms uncomfortable silences>

------------END TRANSCRIPT-----------

Well I could go on. And on and on and on . . . But I won’t.

Bottom line is this, the First Supercarrier kill of the war has been confirmed. IT Wyvern down in X-70.

On a serious note, there are unconfirmed reports that the Wyvern pilot desynched or had a similar problem. If this is true, the NC expresses it’s condolences. No one should lose a ship like that in such a manner. . . . However in Eve a kill is a kill. And in this war, which is expected to be The Lagfest to End All Lagfests, such problems are expected to strike both sides.

STAY TUNED!!



P.S.

To Imma: I would never rip off Airplane! I demand a full apology!

To Asheru: Yes, I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

To Ocularus: No Titan kills yet afaik. Draw your own conclusions over that KM.

Posted - 2010.04.02 17:13:00 - [37]

 

Edited by: PaIe Rider on 02/04/2010 17:13:47

Originally by: Asheru

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Surely you can't be serious?!

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Dont call me shurley.

Posted - 2010.04.02 19:02:00 - [39]

 

congrats on killing a SC NC.

Just wondering something, What else did you achieve yesterday. The reason i ask is to me killing a desynced SC isn't really something to write home about.

Posted - 2010.04.02 19:29:00 - [41]

 

Originally by: Meno Theaetetus

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Or perhaps it's because your still bent out of shape over all that smashkill stuff.

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-2

Originally by: Meno Theaetetus

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I don't know why everyone's saying atlas are IT pets now, we all know it dast getting some revenge.

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+1


Honestly after we left vale, I was sad to hear dastys sorrow in Atlas not continuing the assault(as others where sad about our "northern abortion"). But now that the good old Dasty Cakes is back I'm relieved, and once again in love with eve......even if i cant play currently

Posted - 2010.04.02 21:11:00 - [43]

 

I AM NOT BITTER. I am just really really really angry about things that happened from the past and i refuse to move on. So i just dwell on it and let it consume me with rage. Definitely not bitter though.......

Posted - 2010.04.02 23:06:00 - [45]

 

Posted - 2010.04.03 01:37:00 - [47]

 

Posted - 2010.04.03 19:15:00 - [49]

 

Any New News?

Looks like NC having a field day!

Salute!

Posted - 2010.04.03 22:04:00 - [51]

 

Originally by: dastommy79

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With all the crap you guys are spinning and your pathetic attempts to be funny, I honestly feel bad for you. You all are so cute with your tough guy faces on but we all know what you are gonna look like by the time we are done with you.

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We're going to be wearing sunglasses?

Posted - 2010.04.04 06:07:00 - [53]

 

Edited by: cyclobs on 04/04/2010 06:15:13
mmm sounds interesting. i'll keep checking up here.

btw. sisi lagged so bad today. i lost my ship before my grid even loaded :( in fact i couldn't see my pod until 5 - 10 minutes after the cease fire had been called :(

i wanted to shoot someone

Posted - 2010.04.04 12:54:00 - [55]