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Potrero
Gallente
Federal Defence Union
Posted - 2010.03.30 21:52:00 - [1]
 

Oh Moa. How I loathe thee. You look like a metal chicken with a briefcase. So ridiculous that I feel silly just being in the same space youíre in. Acknowledging you in combat is repugnant. The shame of losing to you, a reason to quit the game.

And Tempest. You pile of ill-tempered scaffolding. Your appearance I accepted along with the Minmatar back-story. But then came the Hurricane and the Maelstrom. Now thereís just no excuse for you to be this ugly.

My Typhoon. My favorite. How many hours have I stared at you in fleets and in missions? I feel like I deserve an award in compensation. You remind me of an ex-girlfriend. Difficult to handle but, when everything comes together, simply amazing. But she was much prettier than you are. Is there nothing you can do?

And Rupture. I keep waiting for some peg-legged pirate captain to raise the Jolly Roger on your galley rump. If you insist on looking like this at least put a proper figurehead on the front.

And, finally Domi: The severed human head of doom. Or maybe a track shoe. Who can say? The designerís reasoning is lost on us. So great a ship that to make you less goofy-looking might actually make you overpowered. Iím willing to risk it.

Ode to all you ugly, ugly ships. Hereís hoping that new models, like the ones for the Scorpion, are already being worked out in CCP labs.

Barakkus
Posted - 2010.03.30 21:57:00 - [2]
 

You forgot Maelstrom. That thing is really funny lookin...

Ruptures are teh sex :P
Tempests are ok too...
I kinda like the Dominix :P

Any Caldari ship though, they're all just god awful except the Commorant and the shuttle.

AtlantisX
Posted - 2010.03.30 22:13:00 - [3]
 

Moros.

It's a giant flying turd!

baltec1
Posted - 2010.03.30 22:14:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: AtlantisX
Moros.

It's a giant flying turd!


Its a monk fish


Queue K'Umber
Posted - 2010.03.30 22:15:00 - [5]
 

Bantam.

DDemon
Volatile Instability
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2010.03.30 22:16:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: AtlantisX
Moros.

It's a giant flying turd!


I think its pretty.

S'qarpium D'igil
Posted - 2010.03.30 22:37:00 - [7]
 

Purifier/Inquisitor

Veritaal
Amarr
Red Federation
Posted - 2010.03.30 22:41:00 - [8]
 

I actually like the Gallente linup. The Moros and the Megathron are actually two of my favorite ship models!

However... some ships should start a self destruct timer upon undocking
- Moa
- Tempest
- Moa
- Bantam
- Moa
- Vengeance

..... Why the Vengeance you ask? Because it is so sexy, the fact that it is stuck using roflkets is just an insult to the Amarr lineup.

Culmen
Caldari
Culmenation
Posted - 2010.03.30 22:48:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: DDemon
Originally by: AtlantisX
Moros.

It's a giant flying turd!


I think its pretty.


I named mine "Fat Bottomed Girl"
It pretty much sums up the ship.

Also the Blackbird/Rook/Falcon.
None of those ships actually have ECM, it's just their so ugly, they make all the other ships close their eyes.

Jerid Verges
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2010.03.30 23:28:00 - [10]
 

The Moros looks pretty cool! Better then the other Dreads. Revelation comes in 2nd.

But alas, the Thantanos (sp?) looks like it was made by Minmatars.

And the Imiscus, scratch that, all the Prober frigs look horrible.

Gneeznow
Minmatar
Ship spinners inc
Posted - 2010.03.30 23:32:00 - [11]
 

and here I thought that the tempest and typhoon (well the old classic graphics typhoon before they shortened it considerably) were the best looking ships in the game

Aerilis
Gallente
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2010.03.30 23:53:00 - [12]
 

Pre-Trinity Eve artists should all be hung. They're finally getting it right, the newer ships look much smexier. And why oh WHY is the Revelation so thin? It's ridiculous.

Foraven
Gallente
Posted - 2010.03.31 01:39:00 - [13]
 

I find a lot of ships in EVE to be awful. I don't mind non symetric designs, but at least make it so ship don't look like so misshapen, with guns impractically distributed (sometimes shooting through the hull) and engines in odd places. I got used to most of them but would not cry if they got remade.

Shrike Arghast
Posted - 2010.03.31 01:42:00 - [14]
 

Dominix looks like a Jawa Sandcrawler... In SPACE!

Zirse
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.03.31 02:27:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Shrike Arghast
Dominix looks like a Jawa Sandcrawler... In SPACE!


No, that's the Fenrir. ;)

Magistrate Aribeth
Gallente
Hyper-Nova
Posted - 2010.03.31 02:39:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Magistrate Aribeth on 31/03/2010 04:03:07
Edited by: Magistrate Aribeth on 31/03/2010 03:01:34

Frigates:
1: Bantam...
2: Magikarp-- I mean Navitas...
3: All Minmatar Frigates...
4: Imicus...
5: Tormentor...

Cruisers:
1: Rupture...
2: Vexor...
3: Moa...
4: Maller...
5: Bellicose

Battlecruisers:
1: Cyclone...

Battleships:
1: Typhoon...
2: Dominix...
3: Rokh...
4: Apocalypse...

Capitals:
1: All Minmatar Capitals including Industrial

Colonel Evans
Posted - 2010.03.31 03:07:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Magistrate Aribeth

2: Magikarp-- I mean Navitas...



I have to admit, I rofled. Very Happy

@Topic: Moa, Maller, Typhoon, Dominix, Purifier, Bellicose

Exordium8
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.03.31 03:30:00 - [18]
 

Hey,I like my tempest, and i just think of my phoon as a horizontal can of whoopass about to be opened on my enemies.

Garresh
Minmatar
Opposite of Low
Posted - 2010.03.31 03:41:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Potrero
My Typhoon. My favorite. How many hours have I stared at you in fleets and in missions? I feel like I deserve an award in compensation. You remind me of an ex-girlfriend. Difficult to handle but, when everything comes together, simply amazing. But she was much prettier than you are. Is there nothing you can do?


Take it back. She has a winning personality, and she's really beatiful on the inside. Besides, she has nice curves.

Silent Knight
Posted - 2010.03.31 05:48:00 - [20]
 

I remember hearing the 2 philosophies of Caldari ship design long ago.

1st was that there are two designers for all Caldari ships. One for the left half, one for the right. These two designers are never allowed to meet & discuss ideas.

2nd is that they are scientifically engineered to make your eyes bleed.

Forgot who said those first, but a tip of the hat to you.

Edenn
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.03.31 05:56:00 - [21]
 

Edited by: Edenn on 31/03/2010 06:05:29
Edited by: Edenn on 31/03/2010 06:04:34
Osprey;
Moa;
Blackbird;
are obviously the ugliest ships that should be fixed 1st.

IMO Raven is ugly too.
Anyways those 3 are the top that makes most of the people want to cry.

P.S. I actually like how Typhoon and Cyclone look and Tempest is so-so.

Anita Too
Posted - 2010.03.31 06:08:00 - [22]
 

Osprey = Giant turkey drumstick.
Moa = Short sausage (cocktail?) with huge nuts.
Caracal = Long thin crooked sausage with tiny nuts. (but acceptable looking)
Blackbird = Break-away station module.
Raven = Okayish but that protruded thingy in front makes it look ready to.... dock.
Dominix = Pile of... stuff.
Condor = Weird looking skewed "wings" c/w ready to eject cockpit



Kharylien
Gallente
Masked Rider Project
Posted - 2010.03.31 06:19:00 - [23]
 

I think of the Domi as looking like a sackful of knuckles.

Ready to punch you in the face if you're what I'm fighting.

I can roll with it.

silentalleycat
Posted - 2010.03.31 06:30:00 - [24]
 

You got it all wrong, the winner of most ugly ship in EVE is the


OBELISK aka the green blob aka Flying shanty town aka ( censored)

Doctor Rothschilde
Posted - 2010.03.31 06:57:00 - [25]
 

The Imicus is obviously the ugliest ship in eve. I mean just look at it! The poor Helios is made to suffer as well.

Not that some of the other ships mentioned here aren't ugly but the Imicus is King of Uglytown.

Venetta
Imperial Academy
Posted - 2010.03.31 07:03:00 - [26]
 

you all fail. Ugliest ship has to be the Wreathe!

Edenn
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.03.31 07:05:00 - [27]
 

I wish Raven looked at least like that:
Raven aka Golem

Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
Posted - 2010.03.31 08:11:00 - [28]
 

I like the Typhoon. It fits with the Minmatar style.

However I fly a Domi a lot and yes, it needs some designer love!

Wacktopia
Sicarius.
Legion of The Damned.
Posted - 2010.03.31 08:31:00 - [29]
 

Quote:
2: Magikarp-- I mean Navitas...


Haha, classic.

Quote:
Domi


You know, the other day I was looking at one of my Domi's and thought: "You know, it don't look so bad after all". Rolling Eyes

Davanev Hraldirsson
Posted - 2010.03.31 12:32:00 - [30]
 

Most minmatar ships are ugly looking - at least to my rather unconventional perspective.

I like the Hurricane, Phoon, Maelstrom, Breacher and probe. the rest are at best - meh.

Even the rifter, the darling of most matari pilots looks just plain silly to me - especially with an oversized cartoon gun mounted on the cockpit roof!

As for the scythe and belicose - just too ugly for me to even think about flying them. I would be embarassed to die in them.

Tempest and rupture - look odd. Cyclone - why the dumb foglamp? Without it the ship would just about look ok.


Moa and all the gallente frigates are hideous and need redoing from scatch. Pretty much all the amarr ships are good - not keen on the mining frigate.


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