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Smagd
Encina Technologies
Namtz' aar K'in
Posted - 2010.03.25 13:00:00 - [31]
 

They're obviously fuel for Minmatar Outposts.

Amarr use slaves, Gallente use exotic dancers and Caldari use Robotics.

Sardon Darkstar
Caldari
0ne Percent.
Posted - 2010.03.25 14:11:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Smagd
They're obviously fuel for Minmatar Outposts.

Amarr use slaves, Gallente use exotic dancers and Caldari use Robotics.


Of course we use robotics. They have a frikken "OFF" switch.

David Grogan
Gallente
The Motley Crew Reborn
Warped Aggression
Posted - 2010.03.25 16:10:00 - [33]
 

Edited by: David Grogan on 25/03/2010 16:10:35
Originally by: Sardon Darkstar
Originally by: Smagd
They're obviously fuel for Minmatar Outposts.

Amarr use slaves, Gallente use exotic dancers and Caldari use Robotics.


Of course we use robotics. They have a frikken "OFF" switch.


so do prostitutes its called a bullet in the back of the head Twisted Evil

Wacktopia
Sicarius.
Legion of The Damned.
Posted - 2010.03.25 16:13:00 - [34]
 

I heard something about Incarna emotes and them...

Eaton d'Sorder
Posted - 2010.03.25 16:18:00 - [35]
 

All joking aside.... (too easy anyway)

I have only ever seen them in a mission.... agent wants you to move them to some troops to help raise morale in the war effort....

Vossejongk
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.03.25 16:32:00 - [36]
 

Lately i've been buying alot of exotic dancers and prostitutes.

When walking in station comes and you can open your own "shops" I already know what I'm gonna do ^^

SomebodyKickedMyDog
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2010.03.25 16:32:00 - [37]
 

from what i understand, some now useless items that are dropped during missions could, at one time, be turned into agents in exchange implants or mods or something. not sure of specifics, though.

Nick Bete
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2010.03.25 17:10:00 - [38]
 

Stress relief. That's all I'm gonna say about this subject.

Ranger 1
Amarr
Ranger Corp
Posted - 2010.03.25 17:17:00 - [39]
 

Quote:
seeding the prostitutes


Shocked

Doctor Steinsbrow
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.03.25 17:22:00 - [40]
 

Purpose of a prostitute:
to take you money in exchange for sex

Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
Posted - 2010.03.25 18:48:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Vossejongk
Lately i've been buying alot of exotic dancers and prostitutes.

When walking in station comes and you can open your own "shops" I already know what I'm gonna do ^^


I have a feeling they'll be used in planetary interaction mainly. Drop them on your workers to improve their morale or whatnot.

Doubt CCP is going to add anything even close to that to Incarna. Best we can hope for are fully clothed dancers and maybe a bad word or two. Shame no MMO company wants to just leave the 12-16 demographic behind. It's not like they won't be able to find another game to play.

Sardon Darkstar
Caldari
0ne Percent.
Posted - 2010.03.25 18:52:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Professor Tarantula


I have a feeling they'll be used in planetary interaction mainly. Drop them on your workers to improve their morale or whatnot.



I doubt dropping prostitutes on your workers from high altitude is going to help morale much, unless holes in the ground turn them on.

NinjasSpud
Posted - 2010.03.25 19:13:00 - [43]
 

anyone seen my girlfriend?

Avernus
Gallente
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2010.03.25 19:41:00 - [44]
 

'purpose of prostitutes?'

Well... winter can get cold, sometimes you run out of firewood.

Taikun
Gallente
Jovoso
Teldar Paper
Posted - 2010.03.25 19:44:00 - [45]
 

Edited by: Taikun on 25/03/2010 19:46:29

I believe the answer to this question is covered by The Urban Dictionary under the subject "Canada's History".

Taikun

LoudMouth InLocal
Posted - 2010.03.25 22:11:00 - [46]
 

Well, I could draw you a diagram, but, you might be better off asking your parents...

Bubble Meat
Posted - 2010.03.25 23:03:00 - [47]
 

I have seen exotic dancers in the game, and they are often featured in fedx missions.
But where are the prostitutes? I do no think I have ever seen one in this game.

MySmackTalking ForumAlt
MySmackTalking ForumAlt's Corp
Posted - 2010.03.26 02:02:00 - [48]
 

This thread delivers!

Dacryphile
Posted - 2010.03.26 02:17:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Prieith
As i am stuck in a Capsule, i dont have much use for them myself, but i bribe the workers on my ship with them, it is amazing how much extra repping you can get out of your ship when the armor repping department is happy.
Let me correct you on that.

Psychotic Maniac
Caldari
Head Shrinkers
Posted - 2010.03.26 02:32:00 - [50]
 

Mission objective I wanted to fail and keep them. But, had to turn them in as they were all carrying diseases. Plus, I wasn't sure what effect failing would have on my standings as I was grinding to use ishukone r & d agents.

Thinking back I should have just wore a damn condom. My **** is burning sooo bad now.

MySmackTalking ForumAlt
MySmackTalking ForumAlt's Corp
Posted - 2010.03.26 02:41:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: anarll
why are they in game? what does one do with them?

thanks


Simple:

1) Insert Tab A fully into Slot B.
2) Retract Tab A approx 80-90% out of Slot B.
3) Re-insert Tab A into Slot B to full depth.
4) Repeat as necessary.

Optional steps:
- Repeat process in Slot C and/or Slot D

[Disclaimer: results may vary.]

ZiYauRen
Gallente
RedShift Limited
Sang Do Oligarchic Democracy
Posted - 2010.03.26 02:49:00 - [52]
 

What kind of 'space bar' could there be without exotic dancers and hookers? As for a mini profession i'd suggest 'Geisha' as the elite certificate. We may not be able to dance there but I hope to God the exotics are good at it.Laughing

S'qarpium D'igil
Posted - 2010.03.26 02:52:00 - [53]
 

Pay your DUST mercs with prostitutes?

Also, where are the male prostitutes? CCP has gender bias.

Benri Konpaku
Posted - 2010.03.26 03:03:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: ZiYauRen
What kind of 'space bar' could there be without exotic dancers and hookers? As for a mini profession i'd suggest 'Geisha' as the elite certificate. We may not be able to dance there but I hope to God the exotics are good at it.Laughing


You are probably confusing Geisha with Yuujo, but other than that you wouldn't hear me complaining about something like that for Incarna.

ZiYauRen
Gallente
RedShift Limited
Sang Do Oligarchic Democracy
Posted - 2010.03.26 03:22:00 - [55]
 

Edited by: ZiYauRen on 26/03/2010 03:47:03
Edited by: ZiYauRen on 26/03/2010 03:22:17
Well Benri... that reminds me of an old joke. Man asks girl will she sleep w/him for a mill. She says of course. He says how bout ten bucks? She says no... what do you think I am? He says we established that... this is negotiation now.

Geisha get their 'first' auctioned off. They end up in the exclusive service of a wealthy patron by thirty. If you lived in asia for any length of time you would know that to be true both historically and now. They are high class n hard to come by... but still bought n sold.

Not meanin to burst your bubble and romantic modern notions promoted by modern media aside... they still qualify in the real world.Wink

Cyberman Mastermind
Posted - 2010.03.26 05:12:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: Eaton d'Sorder
I have only ever seen them in a mission.... agent wants you to move them to some troops to help raise morale in the war effort....


The scary thing is - the mission only had you transport ONE prostitute. Either it's a small army or she's going to be very busy...

Originally by: Bubble Meat
I have seen exotic dancers in the game, and they are often featured in fedx missions.
But where are the prostitutes? I do no think I have ever seen one in this game.

In case you're serious - check contracts. By now they're rather cheap too. Not sure about the quality, though...

Benri Konpaku
Posted - 2010.03.26 06:44:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: ZiYauRen
Edited by: ZiYauRen on 26/03/2010 03:47:03
Edited by: ZiYauRen on 26/03/2010 03:22:17
Well Benri... that reminds me of an old joke. Man asks girl will she sleep w/him for a mill. She says of course. He says how bout ten bucks? She says no... what do you think I am? He says we established that... this is negotiation now.

Geisha get their 'first' auctioned off. They end up in the exclusive service of a wealthy patron by thirty. If you lived in asia for any length of time you would know that to be true both historically and now. They are high class n hard to come by... but still bought n sold.

Not meanin to burst your bubble and romantic modern notions promoted by modern media aside... they still qualify in the real world.Wink


You sure you didn't get suckered into paying a hefty premium to be with a "real Geisha" LaughingLaughing

ChrisIsherwood
Posted - 2010.03.26 09:02:00 - [58]
 

Originally by: Doctor Steinsbrow
Purpose of a prostitute:
to take you money in exchange for sex


Wrong! Kids today. grumble grumble,

'you don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards?'
Dashiell Hammett.

Mithfindel
Zenko Incorporated
Posted - 2010.03.26 10:02:00 - [59]
 

Here's the boring answer: The Prostitutes item is used in a certain mission, where the player is gathering all kinds of stuff to boost the morale of Caldari troops. The means include gourmet foods (um, frozen stuff, I guess better than MREs), quality entertainment (a bad comedian) and as a failsafe, *****s paid by the State.

xXxWardenMagenxXx
Posted - 2010.03.26 10:41:00 - [60]
 

I believe they are used for fruit crushing. At least that’s what I’m sure I overheard when I saw a group of young men with a shy member as I clearly heard the word ‘cherry’ and ‘popping’ quite a few times


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