| Author |
Topic |
anarll |
Posted - 2010.03.25 01:06:00 - [ 1]
why are they in game? what does one do with them?
thanks |
munitqua
Caldari
BlackSite Prophecy
|
Posted - 2010.03.25 01:07:00 - [ 2]
i was wondering the same thing! |
Professor Tarantula
Hedion University |
Posted - 2010.03.25 01:08:00 - [ 3]
They exist solely so we can watch CCP change the description on them every few years. |
Lucifer's Ghost
Minmatar
Native Fishfood
|
Posted - 2010.03.25 01:14:00 - [ 4]
If you don't know the purpose of prostitutes yet. You are too young to be told. |
Benri Konpaku |
Posted - 2010.03.25 01:16:00 - [ 5]
They are roleplaying tools.  And still waiting for that Rated R + strippers for Incarna.  |
Lexx Khadar
Minmatar
HellForge.
Lucky Starbase Syndicate |
Posted - 2010.03.25 01:33:00 - [ 6]
 Originally by: anarll
why are they in game? what does one do with them?
thanks
Maybe when your older. |
Niccolado Starwalker
Gallente
Shadow Templars
|
Posted - 2010.03.25 01:35:00 - [ 7]
Originally by: anarll
why are they in game? what does one do with them?
thanks
Merchandise. Thats it. |
anarll |
Posted - 2010.03.25 01:36:00 - [ 8]
have a bunch of smarta$$es on the forums  so im realizing they are in game to be in game, and not much else |
Nuadara |
Posted - 2010.03.25 01:49:00 - [ 9]
you can only be an exotic dancer for so long... |
Ephemeron
Caldari Provisions
|
Posted - 2010.03.25 01:50:00 - [ 10]
They are seeding the prostitutes in preparation for "station walking" expansion
then you could have a "Pimp" mini-profession
likewise, another isk sink for in-station activity |
Tellenta
Gallente
versic LLC
|
Posted - 2010.03.25 02:03:00 - [ 11]
Originally by: Ephemeron
They are seeding the prostitutes in preparation for "station walking" expansion
Gallente have been in game forever |
Lucifer's Ghost
Minmatar
Native Fishfood
|
Posted - 2010.03.25 02:05:00 - [ 12]
Originally by: anarll
have a bunch of smarta$$es on the forums
so im realizing they are in game to be in game, and not much else
But of course there are. Did you expect anything less? lol |
Merouk Baas
Gallente |
Posted - 2010.03.25 02:06:00 - [ 13]
You type the code to unlock parental controls, and you gain access to Adult-rated agents, who send you on these missions, you see, that involve undercover work, and prostitutes... |
Simeon Tor
Picon Fleet
New Eden Research. |
Posted - 2010.03.25 02:47:00 - [ 14]
Originally by: Merouk Baas
You type the code to unlock parental controls, and you gain access to Adult-rated agents, who send you on these missions, you see, that involve undercover work, and prostitutes...
WTB: Unlock code or even better, keygen for parental controls. Will pay 10 billion. |
Lucifer's Ghost
Minmatar
Native Fishfood
|
Posted - 2010.03.25 02:55:00 - [ 15]
Edited by: Lucifer''s Ghost on 25/03/2010 02:55:41 Originally by: Simeon Tor
Originally by: Merouk Baas
You type the code to unlock parental controls, and you gain access to Adult-rated agents, who send you on these missions, you see, that involve undercover work, and prostitutes...
WTB: Unlock code or even better, keygen for parental controls. Will pay 10 billion.
Yeah I have a keygen for that. Send me the isk and I'll send you the link to download it. |
Birdman Ravo
Deep Core Mining Inc. |
Posted - 2010.03.25 02:58:00 - [ 16]
Best. Title. Ever.
10/10 |
CCP Shadow
C C P
C C P Alliance |
Posted - 2010.03.25 03:01:00 - [ 17]
Originally by: anarll
[...] what does one do with them?
thanks
*ponders the joke*... no, too easy. |
Metalcali |
Posted - 2010.03.25 03:07:00 - [ 18]
Biological warfare. Infect the planetary workers of your enemy so they can't collect resources. |
jesusIsMyFC |
Posted - 2010.03.25 03:25:00 - [ 19]
if you have to ask, you're not old enough to know |
Governor LePetomane
Rock Ridge Brokerage Solutions |
Posted - 2010.03.25 03:27:00 - [ 20]
Well, what I want to know is this: It looks like the function of planetary interaction is possibly going to be putting production of NPC goods (nanite repair paste, depleted uranium, miniature electronics etc etc) in the hands of players and cutting NPCs out of that market entirely. If that assumption is correct, will I be able to viciously enslave the female population of, say, Laurvier VIII and make fat cash selling them off as prostitutes to PvP pilots who want to have something funny in cargo when they go pop? If so: Best. Expansion. EVAR.  |
Queue K'Umber |
Posted - 2010.03.25 05:11:00 - [ 21]
This is worthy of a poll on the front page. |
Mistah Ewedynao
Gallente |
Posted - 2010.03.25 05:27:00 - [ 22]
Originally by: Nuadara
you can only be an exotic dancer for so long...
This |
Dr Fighter |
Posted - 2010.03.25 10:54:00 - [ 23]
"purpose of prostitutes?"
Some times a mummy and daddy grow tired of each other and may argue and need some hot action fast thought not from one another, a prostitute will help them through this patch for a fee.
i keep one in my cargo at all times, because you never know when you might be stuck on a gate camp and get bored and need some releif. |
Ikonia |
Posted - 2010.03.25 11:39:00 - [ 24]
In respect of diversity, why the f.. are there no male prostitutes?????? It is A ROLEPLAYING TOOL! So gimme party CCP :9 |
SemiCharmed
Clans of the Sanctums |
Posted - 2010.03.25 11:41:00 - [ 25]
One word:
Ambulation |
Prieith
Aliastra
|
Posted - 2010.03.25 12:09:00 - [ 26]
As i am stuck in a Capsule, i dont have much use for them myself, but i bribe the workers on my ship with them, it is amazing how much extra repping you can get out of your ship when the armor repping department is happy. |
Victor Valka
Caldari
The Kairos Syndicate
Transmission Lost |
Posted - 2010.03.25 12:11:00 - [ 27]
Originally by: Ikonia
In respect of diversity, why the f.. are there no male prostitutes?????? It is A ROLEPLAYING TOOL! So gimme party CCP :9
I have some 300 healthy marines that I can deliver to a location of your convenience for you to use as you see fit. |
Sahriah BloodStone
Caldari
Black Skull Squadron
|
Posted - 2010.03.25 12:25:00 - [ 28]
Originally by: CCP Shadow
Originally by: anarll
[...] what does one do with them?
thanks
*ponders the joke*... no, too easy.
Like your.....no to easy Ps: i kid..have mercy :D |
Dan Garvin |
Posted - 2010.03.25 12:37:00 - [ 29]
Have you ever seen a ship hump a prostitute? Not a pretty sight!! |
Ghoest |
Posted - 2010.03.25 12:41:00 - [ 30]
Best threat title ever?
I think so. |
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