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masternerdguy
Gallente
Meerkat Maner
Posted - 2010.03.20 04:35:00 - [1]
 

After a night of chasing gallente, we finally got a fight once they had reshipped to twice our numbers. Of course, being brave, we accepted instead of runnning (which the gallente are getting really good at).

We won so much! We killed some expensive ships:
Hyperion
Hyperion
Blackbird
Myrmidon
Incursus

But before that, while waiting for the gallente to actualy fight, we encountered this dude, I call him Platapus, who lost 2 drakes to us in the same night!

http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6083328
http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6083614

And we managed to gank this littly bittly noob who jumped at the wrong time.....sad story.

http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6082837

And we ganked this drake and vengeance of the Gallente on the nourv gate, their comrades had abandoned them and fled to safety far away.

http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6082891
http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6083269

I want to say CALDARI ARE THE ABSOLUTE BEST FACTION WAR TEAM AND YOU SHOULD JOIN US! WE COULD CONQUER ALLIANCES!Cool

GoingOffRoading
Gallente
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2010.03.20 04:46:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: GoingOffRoading on 20/03/2010 04:51:31
Edited by: GoingOffRoading on 20/03/2010 04:50:51
Edited by: GoingOffRoading on 20/03/2010 04:48:39
Edited by: GoingOffRoading on 20/03/2010 04:47:13
1ST!!!!!!!



2nd... You're and idiot:

http://gallente.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6083535

3rd... You ournumbered us and we jumped IN TO you ON PURPOSE

4th...












































































































http://gallente.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6083697

Cromwell Savage
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2010.03.20 04:48:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Cromwell Savage on 20/03/2010 04:50:34

lolz...

MNG...how's the new set of implants???

So...am I now blocked as well....

Janeiros
Gallente
Genstar Inc
Posted - 2010.03.20 04:48:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Janeiros on 20/03/2010 04:52:09
Edited by: Janeiros on 20/03/2010 04:48:48
The truth: http://gallente.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6083535

So we had less than you in fleet and killed a lot more.

Join Caldari and learn how to lose every fight!

Morn Bladestar
Posted - 2010.03.20 04:48:00 - [5]
 

Cool Story, bro.

Guillame Herschel
Gallente
NME1
Posted - 2010.03.20 04:49:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: Guillame Herschel on 20/03/2010 04:49:22
IBCSB

edit to add: Damn!

masternerdguy
Gallente
Meerkat Maner
Posted - 2010.03.20 04:51:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Janeiros
Edited by: Janeiros on 20/03/2010 04:48:48
The truth: http://gallente.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6083535


your notorious for fake KMs and skewed KB prices.ugh

Oathborne
Caldari
Genstar Inc
Posted - 2010.03.20 04:51:00 - [8]
 

A blackbird is an expensive ship? that ship was a present from my grandma.

Greg6
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2010.03.20 04:52:00 - [9]
 

Wow, that blackbird loss nearly broke us. Such an expensive ship.

The fight in which you "won so much," had a few losses as well. But you knew that, I imagine, since you woke up in a pod bay after that fight. And such clever local talk before the fight as well.

"wooopha > stop runing
masternerdguy > dude we just wanna give you a candygram
masternerdguy > FROM MY PANTS
Greg6 > lol. Yah, like I can take yo al lin my pod. ;)
wooopha > that all u do is ****ing run
Greg6 > lol Go sit on a gate for a bit and say that again. :0"

So we have your corpse, MNG, but couldn't find anything like a candygram in your pants. There was a t1 vag filled with sand, however. Want it back?

And, woopha, please come on back to Heyd anytime to wach us run some more. We love runnin' like that. :)


Bluejacket CT
Percussive Diplomacy
Posted - 2010.03.20 04:52:00 - [10]
 

http://gallente.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6083697

Master Popsicle Guy!

Daniel Katz
Posted - 2010.03.20 05:11:00 - [11]
 

Man... you're so funny. Laughing

You say we fake killmails and manipulate our killboard? Look at the fight report on YOUR killboard! Shocked

http://caldari.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6083328 Cool

How can you say you won that? We were outnumbered, we jumped into your fleet (so you were ready) and we crushed you and your fleet. Killed 2 Ravens in the process too. ugh

Get some treatment for your head, is my advice to you. ugh

Vincent Death
Inglorious-Basterds
Posted - 2010.03.20 09:14:00 - [12]
 

These threads are the best threads.

Aerilis
Gallente
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2010.03.20 13:14:00 - [13]
 

i wuv this thread so much.

<3 mng

HeliosGal
Caldari
Posted - 2010.03.20 13:16:00 - [14]
 

kill some non fw peeps for sport

Selous
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2010.03.20 13:46:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: masternerdguy
After a night of chasing gallente, we finally got a fight once they had reshipped to twice our numbers. Of course, being brave, we accepted instead of runnning (which the gallente are getting really good at).

We won so much! We killed some expensive ships:
Hyperion




I got as far as this , clicked on related kills .

38 of you versus 28 gallente
you lost 18 ships gallente lost 9 ships


Do you really consider this a victory ? and worth squaling about on the forum ?

are you damars alt ?

chatgris
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2010.03.20 13:58:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: chatgris on 20/03/2010 14:04:46
I think I've found a picture of MNG in real life...
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

TEH GALLENTEH RUN FROM OUR SUPERIOR COMBAT PROWESS. EVEN WHEN WE ARE OUTNUMBERED 2:1 WE DRIVE THEM BEFORE US AND LISTEN TO THE SWEET LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR UNSATISFIED WOMEN AS THEY RUN HOME TO RESHIP TO 4 TIMES OUR NUMBERS TO INEVITABLY BE CRUSHED AGAIN.

I'm starting to look forward to these battle reports :)

Eelis Kiy
Gallente
Shadows Of The Federation
ShadowWolves.net
Posted - 2010.03.20 15:38:00 - [17]
 

nice to see some bigger Caldari fleets about, even if the forum reports are as acurate as the player news Razz

Hidden Snake
Caldari
Inglorious-Basterds
Posted - 2010.03.20 17:42:00 - [18]
 

hmmm ... snake is sad panda, that he is not doing battle reports ... instead of this just check the killboards

can we make mutual agreement that we will report only ops which did damage over 1 billion or 15 kills? (oh yesterday we did over 15 kills, but was just a small gang op)

I am not against this ... but frogs were allways good forum warriors so we can spare our RL time in the future.

masternerdguy
Gallente
Meerkat Maner
Posted - 2010.03.20 23:33:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Eelis Kiy
nice to see some bigger Caldari fleets about, even if the forum reports are as acurate as the player news Razz


lol
your error: you assume all fleets are only successes if they devastate. Trust me, with how often you guys run, ANYTHING you throw at us is funVery Happy

Bunzan Cardinal
Ascendent.
Gentlemen's Agreement
Posted - 2010.03.21 03:51:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Janeiros
Edited by: Janeiros on 20/03/2010 04:52:09
Edited by: Janeiros on 20/03/2010 04:48:48
The truth: http://gallente.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=6083535

So we had less than you in fleet and killed a lot more.

Join Caldari and learn how to lose every fight!


2 falcons SadSad

GavinGoodrich
Posted - 2010.03.21 04:14:00 - [21]
 

I was looking for a good laugh before date night...


...then I saw a MNG thread. So much win in this thread it's UNREAL

Jin Nib
Resplendent Knives
Posted - 2010.03.21 05:12:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: chatgris

I'm starting to look forward to these battle reports :)

Then you're probably becoming deranged. I hear Thorazine is popular; it might help you out of this confused state.

Daniel L'Siata
Gallente
Don't Regret Until Next Keg
Posted - 2010.03.21 07:05:00 - [23]
 

This is just funny. In a bad way. Let's see, outnumbered you? Nope, you outnumbered them, this brings me to point 1) Learn to count. Next, you just said a Blackbird and Incursus are expensive, what the hell are you smoking? That's not expensive, you can run a single level 4 and pay for BOTH. THIS is expensive, http://www.eveonline.com/iNgameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1286600.

Now to the next point, you call someone an "itty bitty noob"...and put Shield Rechargers and Purgers on a PvP Drake, now that is nooby. Therefore Point 2) Learn to play.

Third and final thing, I think you're missing the fact that noone gives a flying #&$*%@ that you killed some BS's. You see, go down to the magical world called Null-Sec and you get hundreds of them trying to kill each other. So, Point 3) NOONE CARES. Heck, I don't think I've ever seen a single post from your own faction backing you up, I've probably seen more against you.

Rage/flame concluded. You may all continue laughing at the silly troll now. Thank you for your patience (If you bothered to read).

P.S Conquer Alliances? Sure, say that to a Titan or five. I'm sure IT or ATLAS would be glad to rid you of your delusions.

TraininVain
Posted - 2010.03.21 10:22:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Hidden Snake
hmmm ... snake is sad panda, that he is not doing battle reports ... instead of this just check the killboards

can we make mutual agreement that we will report only ops which did damage over 1 billion or 15 kills? (oh yesterday we did over 15 kills, but was just a small gang op)

I am not against this ... but frogs were allways good forum warriors so we can spare our RL time in the future.


Actually I was going to make a thread every time the caldari ran away from an even numbers + ship class fight ugh


 

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