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Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.14 01:32:00 - [ 1]
Edited by: Caldet''ore on 27/03/2010 02:53:23Edited by: Caldet''ore on 25/03/2010 13:54:04Edited by: Caldet''ore on 24/03/2010 22:45:56Edited by: Caldet''ore on 20/03/2010 03:01:36Edited by: Caldet''ore on 17/03/2010 00:55:59Edited by: Caldet''ore on 16/03/2010 18:58:01IntroductionAre you Uber? Are you L337? Are you UberL337? Is your ship/killboard an extension of your e-peen? Can you just speak hour upon hour how great your roams and tactics are? Can you understand and negate these words into a phrase " Haxor and suxxor (suxorz), Kekeke, n00b, Owned and pwned" Is every second word you speak start with a " F" (and sounds like "Duck) before the next Word If you understood any of the highlighted words of the above introduction..... CongratulationsOld Bastards Club is not for you. Don't get me wrong we all have kids but we are a mature group who want to game with mature pilots.  Tired of feeling used and being lead blindly by kids with no direction only to watch them pack up and take their bat and ball home? Do you find yourselves feeling like EVE is a chore and not as fun anymore? Tired of feeling like just a number and your opinion doesn't matter in your corps/alliance future? Do you come home from a bad day at work, Have the wife in your ear, kids have broken another item of yours in ther house. Is your dinner burnt and the dog has run away. All you want to do is log into EVE enjoy the game and blow off some steam with your buddies/mates/pals. What to do, Where to go? Look no further Old Bastards Club is for you  About UsWe are a mature corp soon to be an alliance looking for casual players of mature age only 25+. We understand real life comes first. We are a group of pilots in the US/Canada/EU. Aged from 25 - 62 We do it all Hisec - Wormholes - Nullsec Industry/Pve/Missions/Pvp We will be moon mining / hi-sec research industry and We will be expanding into planetary Interaction when Tyrannis is released. We speak English (It's all I know) We vote as a corp/alliance - NO DICTATOR We will replace T1 ships lost up to Battleships on approved ops and even for some stupid reasons (it's a game) ONLY THREE RULES SET IN STONEWe use TS3 for voice communications (compulsory)NO RACISMNO RELIGION/POLITICSI don't care about your skill points. I don't care about what ships you can fly. I don't even care about your corp history. I don't care about what you can bring to the table. Are you getting the point yet???If you want to learn how to play the game and maximise your ISK for time being on and have a great time by kicking back and enjoying the game whilst hanging out with a great buch of buddies/mates/pals. Then "Old Bastards Club" is your new home. Feel free to hit me up on eve in a chat or send me an evemail. Joke of the dayAn Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.' No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now, stand and confess your transgression.' Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.' |
Amarr 4EVAR |
Posted - 2010.03.14 02:57:00 - [ 2]
You are a hypocrite. NO RACISM NO RELIGION/POLITICS immediately followed by a joke involving a pastor and a racist group.  If you want to make yourself seem a mature corporation, at least leave the jokes (in poor taste, I might add) out of your advertisement. otherwise, get out. exit is over there. |
Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.14 03:05:00 - [ 3]
WOW, Maybe you should of had a V8. It's funny joke. Thanks for the bump. I look forward to your application, your just the kind of pilot we're after ......not |
Galstab McGee |
Posted - 2010.03.14 03:33:00 - [ 4]
I don't suppose you gents play at about 07:00 GMT, do you? |
Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.14 03:43:00 - [ 5]
We are on at all hours. We have many friends so if we are short of corp mates you'll rarely be alone. There's always somebody or more on 23/7. My Co-CEO owns his own gameshop. He's always around Thanks for your question.  |
Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.14 14:59:00 - [ 6]
Come join a mature group of pilots
Wormholes.
0.0 nullsec
research safely in hi-sec
Feel free to convo me ingame or post in here!!!!
Joke Of The Day
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers
journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by
attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by
insightful witnesses:
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Did he kill you?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time ?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. |
Bok Aeden |
Posted - 2010.03.14 15:50:00 - [ 7]
 Originally by: Amarr 4EVAR
You are a hypocrite.
NO RACISM
NO RELIGION/POLITICS
immediately followed by a joke involving a pastor and a racist group.
If you want to make yourself seem a mature corporation, at least leave the jokes (in poor taste, I might add) out of your advertisement.
otherwise, get out. exit is over there.
This ^^ And you simply have to love his articulate and mature use of the word "not" in his reply to you. Only two things are missing: a joke about your mom followed by one about the size of your manhood. He's really a mature fella aint he? Very poor corporate representation. |
Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.14 16:05:00 - [ 8]
Edited by: Caldet''ore on 14/03/2010 16:13:13 Originally by: Bok Aeden
Originally by: Amarr 4EVAR
You are a hypocrite.
NO RACISM
NO RELIGION/POLITICS
immediately followed by a joke involving a pastor and a racist group.
If you want to make yourself seem a mature corporation, at least leave the jokes (in poor taste, I might add) out of your advertisement.
otherwise, get out. exit is over there.
This ^^
And you simply have to love his articulate and mature use of the word "not" in his reply to you. Only two things are missing: a joke about your mom followed by one about the size of your manhood.
He's really a mature fella aint he?
Very poor corporate representation.
Maybe I'll have them for the jokes tomorrow. I now have EVE-O forum credibility. 2 trolls in 2 days...... Who ever would of thought, What's the chance of the pastor and his wife both playing EVE and finding this thread. Thanks to you both. Lighten up people |
VeryUgly
Caldari
Instant Annihilation
Everto Rex Regis |
Posted - 2010.03.14 21:17:00 - [ 9]
Bump for this post, hey we are a great corp, if you want to make ISK, and are a mature and active player, OBC, is a great corp.  |
Alexei Bourkov
Caldari |
Posted - 2010.03.15 00:30:00 - [ 10]
This is a great corp, laugh a minute. Want to explore Wormholes and maximize your ISK for risk........ This is the crew to do it with. |
BGSkyla |
Posted - 2010.03.15 02:54:00 - [ 11]
One of the funniest recruiting posts I've read.
Enjoy the bump. |
Hammerswift Thunder
Caldari
The Graduates
Morsus Mihi |
Posted - 2010.03.15 04:09:00 - [ 12]
bump for a good post maybe what im looking for !!! |
Capt Leggo
The Scope
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Posted - 2010.03.15 05:14:00 - [ 13]
Edited by: Capt Leggo on 15/03/2010 05:15:17This toon is very new to EVE I am not was in eve for about 2 yrs back before there were POS's, Old toon is lost in cycberspace!! I'm 36 almost 37 yr old Looking for some good company to build my toon up. Currently training up for a barge to be self sufficent as I can be then onto a more offensive nature for training. I got kids and a wife "Shudders" so I play random hrs and RL is king. Im loyal and from west Texas,and will deff try and help corp as much as possible what more could you want? If your good with a really new toon and a stand up beer drinking redneck send me a mail I will be ingame in morn 0730 Arizona time 3/15/10. Im currently in the Airdart System but can move easily. And love to use voice with mic and everything Edit: Not enough beer forgot stuff |
Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.15 14:17:00 - [ 14]
Eve-mail sent to you guys.
Thanks |
Alexei Bourkov
Caldari |
Posted - 2010.03.15 15:44:00 - [ 15]
Edited by: Alexei Bourkov on 15/03/2010 15:44:52
Want to hang with mature pilots and really enjoy your game time.
Super casual.
Mutual respect for all skill levels.
Laugh a minute.
Wormholes - Hi-Sec research in safety - T3 production - lvl 4 Missions.
These guys do it all.
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Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.15 23:05:00 - [ 16]
Mature Corp seeking mature pilots. Convo me in game of send evemail.
Joke of the Day
Funny Newspaper Advertisements
1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.
Free puppies...part German shepherd part dog
2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
Tickle me elmo, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800
Cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale.
'83 Toyota hunchback -- $2000
Star Wars job of the hut -- $15
Free puppies: 1/2 ****er spaniel1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. unpleasant little dog.
Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue89 cents
German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.
Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. like new. slight urine smell.
Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.
For sale: lee majors (6 million dollar man)$50
Nordic track $300hardly used call chubbie
Bill's septic cleaning"we haul American made products"
Shakespeare's pizza free chopsticks
Found: dirty white dog...looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be reward.
Hummels largest selection ever"if it's in stock, we have it!"
Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.
Nice parachute never opened used once slightly stained
Free: farm kittens. ready to eat.
American flag60 stars pole included$100
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? we offer profit sharing and
flexible hours. starting pay: $7$9 per hour.
Notice: to person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87
near southridge storage. please return the pumpkin and be checked. pumpkin
may be radioactive. all other plants in vicinity are dead.
Exercise equipment: queen size mattress & box spring -$175.
Our sofa seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.
Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer$300.
Actual ad in the NY Times (fact or fiction :o)
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend.Wife knows everything. |
BGSkyla |
Posted - 2010.03.16 00:37:00 - [ 17]
Application sent in. |
Capt Leggo
The Scope
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Posted - 2010.03.16 01:41:00 - [ 18]
Originally by: Caldet'ore
Eve-mail sent to you guys.
Thanks
Will get back with you in morn on voice, if were good to go? until then. |
Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.16 02:51:00 - [ 19]
We're good to go. I'll be around at 4pm CST.
Flysafe 0/ |
Paranoid Flake
Minmatar |
Posted - 2010.03.16 09:15:00 - [ 20]
Edited by: Paranoid Flake on 16/03/2010 09:15:54
Haha i really like this type of reqruitement, looks like a nice corp.
About the jokes, instead of boring bumps you get funny jokes ^^
Greetz,
Ps To the carebears who can't take the jokes; WoW is a great game for "mature" people like you!
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Midiana
13th Legionnaires
Legio - XIII |
Posted - 2010.03.16 10:29:00 - [ 21]
Im not looking for a corp. But, you mentioned an alliance. Your corp seems to be very very close to what our corp is. Scarily close. Hit me up in game and if your interested maybe you found your first corp. |
Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.16 19:00:00 - [ 22]
Originally by: Midiana
Im not looking for a corp. But, you mentioned an alliance. Your corp seems to be very very close to what our corp is. Scarily close. Hit me up in game and if your interested maybe you found your first corp.
Great, Look forward to catching up and discussing it. |
Lilwoog |
Posted - 2010.03.16 20:12:00 - [ 23]
Will hit u up in game tonight 36 years old just married and the encyclopedia joke made me laugh. Currently running 2 accounts and both are less than 3 weeks old. Really have no idea what I am doing, but enjoying the game quite a bit and would like to find like minded individuals.
P.S. BUMP! |
Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.16 21:46:00 - [ 24]
Originally by: Lilwoog
Will hit u up in game tonight 36 years old just married and the encyclopedia joke made me laugh. Currently running 2 accounts and both are less than 3 weeks old. Really have no idea what I am doing, but enjoying the game quite a bit and would like to find like minded individuals.
P.S. BUMP!
Yes I really enjoyed that encyclopedia one myself. Look forward to talking to you. Thanks. |
Regulator6
Minmatar
New Eden Regimental Navy
Rebel Alliance of New Eden |
Posted - 2010.03.16 22:18:00 - [ 25]
Originally by: Caldet'ore
Mature Corp seeking mature pilots. Convo me in game of send evemail.
Joke of the Day
Funny Newspaper Advertisements
1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.
Free puppies...part German shepherd part dog
2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
Tickle me elmo, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800
Cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale.
'83 Toyota hunchback -- $2000
Star Wars job of the hut -- $15
Free puppies: 1/2 ****er spaniel1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. unpleasant little dog.
Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue89 cents
German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.
Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. like new. slight urine smell.
Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.
For sale: lee majors (6 million dollar man)$50
Nordic track $300hardly used call chubbie
Bill's septic cleaning"we haul American made products"
Shakespeare's pizza free chopsticks
Found: dirty white dog...looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be reward.
Hummels largest selection ever"if it's in stock, we have it!"
Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.
Nice parachute never opened used once slightly stained
Free: farm kittens. ready to eat.
American flag60 stars pole included$100
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? we offer profit sharing and
flexible hours. starting pay: $7$9 per hour.
Notice: to person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87
near southridge storage. please return the pumpkin and be checked. pumpkin
may be radioactive. all other plants in vicinity are dead.
Exercise equipment: queen size mattress & box spring -$175.
Our sofa seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.
Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer$300.
Actual ad in the NY Times (fact or fiction :o)
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend.Wife knows everything.
Think I may have wet myself... Free bump |
Meor Jaynerk |
Posted - 2010.03.16 23:15:00 - [ 26]
The joke was funny |
Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.03.17 00:55:00 - [ 27]
Joke Of the DayYes, this is a link but it's the funniest prank call in the world. REVENGE ON TELEMARKETERSWe are still recruiting EVEMAIL or Convo me. Thanks |
VeryUgly
Caldari
Instant Annihilation
Everto Rex Regis |
Posted - 2010.03.17 02:24:00 - [ 28]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB7iz1HTh9U&feature=related
Come join us, we aren't quite as old as this nice lady, but we have the same amount of fun. |
Caldet'ore
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
|
Posted - 2010.03.18 02:19:00 - [ 29]
HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY We are still seeking mature pilots. Come hang with a mature corp that has direction. Joke Of The DayA man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. " The O'Malley twins are drunk again." |
Alexei Bourkov
Caldari |
Posted - 2010.03.18 20:07:00 - [ 30]
Still seeking more mature pilots. We do it all!!!! Hi-sec Nullsec Wormholes Research safely in Hi-Sec Markets Industry Production Missions Want a laugh a minute, game with us. Why stay frustrated where you are? |
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