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Swiftgaze
Caldari
Elysium Trading Company
Posted - 2010.03.09 12:47:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Swiftgaze on 09/03/2010 12:52:53

Ladies and gentlemen of the CAOD, dear leading personnel of the Minmatar United Freedom Front!

I hereby demand the expulsion of the abject, dehumanizing Brendan Costanza, a shady crook filled with hatred, as a consequence of the following chatlog. It is less than an hour old and occured in Jita local.
Should he not get expelled from his corporation, the grim but honorable and respected Minmatar United Freedom Front, the temporarily scattered, but not undivided forces of the Elysium Alliance will take actions against this sleaze that hides behind the flag of The 11th Hour.

[Jita local]

[ 2010.03.09 11:50:25 ] Brendan Costanza > hey guys
[ 2010.03.09 11:50:28 ] Brendan Costanza > i would like you to buy everything i have
[ 2010.03.09 11:50:35 ] MickeyKnox > ermm
[ 2010.03.09 11:50:44 ] Brendan Costanza > simply give me 5,000,000 ISK and i will cotnract u all my assets
[ 2010.03.09 11:51:06 ] MickeyKnox > ....
[ 2010.03.09 11:51:17 ] MickeyKnox > -8 / 10
[ 2010.03.09 11:51:18 ] Brendan Costanza > sorry i had to
[ 2010.03.09 11:51:21 ] Brendan Costanza > seeing as no one was spamming
[ 2010.03.09 11:51:33 ] MickeyKnox > Oh, if it was a joke it's even -52 / 10
[ 2010.03.09 11:51:39 ] MickeyKnox > Loser.
[ 2010.03.09 11:51:39 ] Brendan Costanza > oh no it was serious
[ 2010.03.09 11:51:42 ] Brendan Costanza > worked before...
[ 2010.03.09 11:51:48 ] Brendan Costanza > lol
[ 2010.03.09 11:51:52 ] Brendan Costanza > cheers ahulimne
[ 2010.03.09 11:51:56 ] Brendan Costanza > 5 mil ftw
[ 2010.03.09 11:52:12 ] MickeyKnox > What a coincidence.
[ 2010.03.09 11:52:22 ] Brendan Costanza > what that he gave me 5mil
[ 2010.03.09 11:52:29 ] MickeyKnox > ....
[ 2010.03.09 11:52:50 ] MickeyKnox > Look
[ 2010.03.09 11:52:52 ] Brendan Costanza > don't worry mickey, i know how tough it is being ******ed for life
[ 2010.03.09 11:52:56 ] ahulimnemnogonado > Dread Guristas Medium Shield Booster (Item
Exchange)
[ 2010.03.09 11:53:02 ] MickeyKnox > Only because I made an offensive comment against you doesn't mean I'm ready to listen to your whole ****ing lifestory.
[ 2010.03.09 11:53:10 ] MickeyKnox > Ok?
[ 2010.03.09 11:53:11 ] Brendan Costanza > LOL?
[ 2010.03.09 11:53:13 ] Brendan Costanza > ******
[ 2010.03.09 11:53:17 ] MickeyKnox > LOLOLOL
[ 2010.03.09 11:53:26 ] MickeyKnox > turrrrrrkadurrrr
[ 2010.03.09 11:53:29 ] Brendan Costanza > we have a name for people like you over in
england

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[Notice the 2 minutes long gap? That's because nobody wanted to hear the pun. He just dropped it after that. :D]
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[ 2010.03.09 11:55:48 ] MickeyKnox > Brendan Costanza > don't worry mickey, i know how
tough it is being ******ed for lifeXD
[ 2010.03.09 11:56:05 ] MickeyKnox > "i know how tough it is being ******ed for life"
[ 2010.03.09 11:56:08 ] MickeyKnox > oh man thats going in my bio
[ 2010.03.09 11:58:36 ] Brendan Costanza > lol?
[ 2010.03.09 11:58:40 ] Brendan Costanza > see how ******ed this guy is
[ 2010.03.09 11:58:44 ] Brendan Costanza > he can't even read properly
[ 2010.03.09 11:59:38 ] MickeyKnox > no? XD
[ 2010.03.09 11:59:50 ] Brendan Costanza > lol dude you realise that doesn't make sense in context?
[ 2010.03.09 11:59:55 ] MickeyKnox > Brendan Costanza > don't worry mickey, i know how
tough it is being ******ed for life
[ 2010.03.09 11:59:57 ] MickeyKnox > XDDDD
[ 2010.03.09 12:00:51 ] Brendan Costanza > lol it still doesnt mean what you want it to
mean Mickey
[ 2010.03.09 12:00:58 ] Brendan Costanza > foreign people shouldnt try play clever with
english :/
[ 2010.03.09 12:01:11 ] MickeyKnox > XD
[ 2010.03.09 12:01:43 ] MickeyKnox > Brendan Costanza > don't worry mickey, i know how
tough it is being ******ed for life
[ 2010.03.09 12:05:54 ] Brendan Cos

Swiftgaze
Caldari
Elysium Trading Company
Posted - 2010.03.09 12:49:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Swiftgaze on 09/03/2010 14:31:56
[ 2010.03.09 12:05:54 ] Brendan Costanza > wow i've never had to block someone before
[ 2010.03.09 12:05:55 ] Brendan Costanza > but i have now!
[ 2010.03.09 12:06:05 ] Sirotanovic > shut up nobody cares
[ 2010.03.09 12:06:18 ] Sirotanovic > theres 300 people in jita and nobody cares about your block list
[ 2010.03.09 12:07:19 ] Cathach > I guess he has two on there now
[ 2010.03.09 12:07:46 ] MickeyKnox > haha XD
[ 2010.03.09 12:08:18 ] Beachura > actually i care
[ 2010.03.09 12:08:19 ] Beachura > wait..
[ 2010.03.09 12:08:21 ] Beachura > no i don't
[ 2010.03.09 12:08:22 ] Beachura > sorry
[ 2010.03.09 12:08:30 ] Caif > very funny joke m8
[ 2010.03.09 12:10:34 ] Brendan Costanza > boy, how many tards

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[At this point I realize he really has me blocked and message him from Swiftgaze. Not in Jita, btw. But that didn't stop him from answering in Jita local.]

Instant classic
From: Swiftgaze
Sent: 2010.03.09 12:08
To: Brendan Costanza,

Thanks, 10/10 finally.

I think you'll even make it into the alliance charts.

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[ 2010.03.09 12:10:57 ] Brendan Costanza > what Swiftgaze????
[ 2010.03.09 12:11:04 ] Brendan Costanza > make some sense u foreign IDIOTs
[ 2010.03.09 12:11:32 ] Brendan Costanza > foreign?
[ 2010.03.09 12:11:34 ] Brendan Costanza > what?
[ 2010.03.09 12:11:37 ] Caif > foreign?
[ 2010.03.09 12:11:37 ] Brendan Costanza > got a problem with the word?
[ 2010.03.09 12:11:37 ] Vingolf > **** ?
[ 2010.03.09 12:11:38 ] MickeyKnox > XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[ 2010.03.09 12:11:43 ] Brendan Costanza > ???
[ 2010.03.09 12:11:48 ] Brendan Costanza > does no one know what foreign means?
[ 2010.03.09 12:11:50 ] MickeyKnox > I gotta post this later on the forums
[ 2010.03.09 12:12:10 ] MickeyKnox > wait, we need to kick his ass in order to make it to C&P
[ 2010.03.09 12:12:10 ] Brendan Costanza > omg i thought the general eve playerbase was
fairly intelligent
[ 2010.03.09 12:12:42 ] Caif > according to you we are just foreign idiots
[ 2010.03.09 12:12:46 ] Caif > so what did you expect?
[ 2010.03.09 12:13:17 ] Brendan Costanza > i came to that idea after you all exceeded my
expectations
[ 2010.03.09 12:13:34 ] MickeyKnox > exceeded his expectations XD
[ 2010.03.09 12:13:41 ] MickeyKnox > But we're the foreigners, uh huh
[ 2010.03.09 12:14:17 ] Caif > it is quite subjective, you know, everyone is a foreigner to someone
[ 2010.03.09 12:15:01 ] MickeyKnox > Can't we just let the guns do the talking?
[ 2010.03.09 12:15:10 ] MickeyKnox > Well, I, for one, messaged his CEO and called his
mommy already.
[ 2010.03.09 12:15:14 ] Caif > cant shoot inside a station
[ 2010.03.09 12:15:21 ] MickeyKnox > Yea, besides Eve combat sucks.
[ 2010.03.09 12:15:32 ] Whiskeydod > nu-uh!




[End]



I have stated and underlined my concern, it's up to his CEO, the honorable Biggus Tankus, to react.

David Goodwill
Caldari
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.03.09 13:19:00 - [3]
 

christ

Iva Posavec
Minmatar
Takhar Matari Militia
Posted - 2010.03.09 13:23:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: David Goodwill
christ


No, it's Swiftgaze.

David Goodwill
Caldari
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.03.09 13:32:00 - [5]
 

ahahahahah

Your post just doubled how good this thread is.

It's still pretty ****ty :/

Van PokerAlho
Amarr
Red Federation
Posted - 2010.03.09 14:15:00 - [6]
 

bad thread imo, I see nothing special, not even close.
Threads like this make me wonder how a time travel machine can be built in order to recover my lost time reading this ****.

Swiftgaze
Caldari
Elysium Trading Company
Posted - 2010.03.09 14:27:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Van PokerAlho
bad thread imo, I see nothing special, not even close.
Threads like this make me wonder how a time travel machine can be built in order to recover my lost time reading this ****.


Fun fact: This thread doesn't claim to be anything special.

Faekurias
Caldari
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2010.03.09 18:00:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Faekurias on 09/03/2010 18:17:06
Crap thread


Also, why is Mickey mad?


Edit: read the rest, can't fathom why.
Still; he also went emo after a bit.

Nor particularly good and it hit back on you at the very least as much as it made him, partially because you decided it was worth making a post in CAOD on.

Admiral Pelleon
Caldari
White Shadow Imperium
Posted - 2010.03.09 18:40:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Admiral Pelleon on 09/03/2010 18:41:03
http://tinyurl.com/yh5n7we

Image changed to URL. Zymurgist

AdmiralJohn
Gallente
Origin of Sanshaa
Knights of the Rising Phoenix
Posted - 2010.03.09 20:11:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Swiftgaze
Originally by: Van PokerAlho
bad thread imo, I see nothing special, not even close.
Threads like this make me wonder how a time travel machine can be built in order to recover my lost time reading this ****.


Fun fact: This thread doesn't claim to be anything special.
I claim to be special, does that count?

dastommy79
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2010.03.09 20:21:00 - [11]
 

Bro he's calling you out. Let's have a dance off, winner takes all

Abortion Engine
Amarr
GoonFleet
Band of Brothers
Posted - 2010.03.09 21:49:00 - [12]
 

Mr. T owns.

fu kincleverbeyotch
Minmatar
Terran Robotics
Posted - 2010.03.09 23:00:00 - [13]
 

I got two things to say about this thread the first is
SHYTE the second is SHYTE

Kaitou Shiroi
Gallente
Dark-Rising
Posted - 2010.03.09 23:06:00 - [14]
 

I see you bolded the funny parts of the chatlogs.

Nostradamous
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2010.03.09 23:53:00 - [15]
 

Tbh the only reason I've had to read any of this thread so far is Faekurias, and dasty posted..

Liteshow
Caldari
A Lite in the Darkness
Posted - 2010.03.09 23:59:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Kaitou Shiroi
I see you bolded the funny parts of the chatlogs.
How is "Jita Local" funny? Razz

Kaitou Shiroi
Gallente
Dark-Rising
Posted - 2010.03.10 03:05:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Liteshow
Originally by: Kaitou Shiroi
I see you bolded the funny parts of the chatlogs.
How is "Jita Local" funny? Razz


It's not part of the chatlog; it was added for context.

Nicky Tyrol
Minmatar
Knights of the Old Code
Intergalactic Exports Group
Posted - 2010.03.10 16:26:00 - [18]
 

Pure fail. Rolling Eyes

Swiftgaze
Caldari
Elysium Trading Company
Posted - 2010.03.11 01:02:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Nicky Tyrol
Pure fail. Rolling Eyes


FYI, I made this announcement public to make it easier in the future to mock you about your losses. That was all this was about.

So why don't you go man-handle yourselves.

Swift, over.

Zoctrine
Caldari
Tsuna Tide
Posted - 2010.03.11 01:21:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: dastommy79
Bro he's calling you out. Let's have a dance off, winner takes all


This...

Meno Theaetetus
Gallente
Wildly Inappropriate
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.03.11 01:25:00 - [21]
 

Literally minutes of my life... gone


Hadrian Septim
Caldari
Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate
On the Rocks
Posted - 2010.03.11 01:56:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Meno Theaetetus
Literally minutes of my life... gone




Shakespearean in its tragedy.

ChaeDoc II
Gallente
Sigillum Militum Xpisti
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2010.03.11 02:36:00 - [23]
 

first!

Sgt Malox
Caldari
Aura of Darkness
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2010.03.11 15:42:00 - [24]
 

WTF, i still have no idea of what was going on? you mad because he scam'd 5 mill from noobs? here is a tip, STAY IN EMPIRE and leave CAOD to those that matter.

Crystal Evolution
Minmatar
Xero Corporation
Black Talon Federation
Posted - 2010.03.12 03:12:00 - [25]
 

I see you underlined the funny parts.

Kieselguhr Kid
Amarr
Mercurialis Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2010.03.12 06:40:00 - [26]
 

protip: you only wasted minutes of your life if you saw the length of the chatlog and then still read it

Rogue Steel
Amarr
Heathen Legion
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2010.03.12 07:32:00 - [27]
 

TL;DR, cliffnotes plz

Ventro69
Caldari
Manson Family
Corcoran State
Posted - 2010.03.13 12:13:00 - [28]
 

Edited by: Ventro69 on 13/03/2010 12:16:10

Nobody cares. You're not famous now. You're still nobody and definately a douche. Attention-seeking Mr Nobody.

"undivided forces of the Elysium Alliance will take actions against this sleaze" - NOW is the time to take your Battleclinic stats fro Swiftgaze from 0 to 1.

LOLOLOLOLOL


 

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