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Kitsune Girl
Posted - 2010.03.08 22:02:00 - [1]
 

The title says it all. After just read the thread regarding some supposedly-ultra-secret organization called Umbrella Corporation... err... I mean Group, I found it quite hilarious that someone would offer hundreds of isk for someone else to go hunt down, kill off, and then bring their dead corpse to someone who was too lazy to do it himself.

I mean, how could you even be sure that the person you're paying is not some alt created by the very person you placed the bounty on? Anyone with a right mind who has a bounty on them can easily create an alt, pretend that they're offering up their service to hunt down said bounty (basically hunting themselves), self-destruct the bounty in the middle of nowheresville (making sure they updated their clone), can the corpse, send it to the person who offered money, the alt gets paid and then transfer the prize to the character who had the bounty on him.

Basically, people offering such rewards to someone for stupid things like a corpse run the risk of getting ripped off by the very person who either griefed or ganked them in the first place.

I would personally just go out with a gang, hunt the bounty ourselves, and then claim whatever bounty was previously put on his head.

Swiftgaze
Elysium Trading Company
Posted - 2010.03.08 22:24:00 - [2]
 

......................................

You're lonely, hm?

protomatter777
Posted - 2010.03.08 23:09:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: protomatter777 on 08/03/2010 23:09:24
WTB Kitsune Girl's corpse. 1 mil ISK.

Note: Kitsune, I allow you to pod yourself if you wish

Mara Tessidar
Posted - 2010.03.08 23:18:00 - [4]
 

I have some Corpse Females and some Exotic Dancers if you're bored...

Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Standards and Practices
Posted - 2010.03.08 23:46:00 - [5]
 

Buying corpses is a fun and entertaining diversion for some folks.

For example..there are people who form strong attachment to their former bio-hosts...and who would hate to see it..um..how to put it delicately..

Would hate to see their former bio-hosts used as foreign DNA receptacles. Or dart-boards... Or..you get the idea. Just think of the creative treatment you can give one of these meat-sickles.

Some folks consider corpses as trophies. Corpses of Joe Phoenix were popular at one point fetching as much as 250 Million Isk. Not because he was particularily good.. but because he was loathed (and still is, but that's for another thread)

And frankly, if someone wants to spend a bunch of isk for a corpse...what business is it of yours? Why should you care? Is your corpse in the hands of a loathsome individual? Are you trying to discourage the honorable trade in well preserved corpses for another nefarious reason?

There are dumb people in game all over...doing innumerable dumb things. The trafficking in corpses is not necessarily one of them. (Especially methuselah corpses...it gets really expensive to update your clone after a while, not to mention the glorious implants some folks usually wander around with)

Now, offering on C&P isk for a corpse, that is not necessarily the smartest thing to do. But buying said meat-sickles...not that bad an idea.

MicroWarpdrive II
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2010.03.09 00:29:00 - [6]
 

I'll pay 1.5m for Kitsune Girl's corpse.

Triple Entendre
Atrocity.
Posted - 2010.03.09 00:58:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Triple Entendre on 09/03/2010 01:00:42
Bidding 2m for the aforesaid corpse.

MicroWarpdrive II
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2010.03.09 01:15:00 - [8]
 

2.5m b.o

AdmiralJohn
Gallente
Origin of Sanshaa
Posted - 2010.03.09 01:32:00 - [9]
 

5 million

Etro Tanar
Posted - 2010.03.09 02:04:00 - [10]
 

Two isk for Kitsune Girl's corpse.

Compleat Bacon
Posted - 2010.03.09 02:31:00 - [11]
 

Virgin or non-virgin corpse?

Slade Hoo
Amarr
Retired Gunslingers
Posted - 2010.03.09 03:24:00 - [12]
 

Can this be called a necro thread?

ChrisDude70
The Night Crew
Posted - 2010.03.09 06:15:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: ChrisDude70 on 09/03/2010 06:14:49
Confirming:
This is now a necro-thread.
7m for the corpse.

Xing Fey
Posted - 2010.03.09 07:29:00 - [14]
 

My dream in eve is t o once day fly a freighter loaded to the brim with corpses into a lowsec gate-camp.

Chicken W1ng
Caldari
Wolfsbrigade
ShadowWolves.net
Posted - 2010.03.09 07:48:00 - [15]
 

Offering 8m.
Alternatively 3m + one prostitute.

Dek Kato
Amarr
Delusions of Mediocrity
Posted - 2010.03.09 08:16:00 - [16]
 

10m.

Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr
Posted - 2010.03.09 08:46:00 - [17]
 

For the verbaly abused body of Kitsune Girl, i hereby offer:

13m + 10 exotic Dancers + 10 Janitors + 10 Millitia and a Meta 1 Shield Recharger!


Lt Forge
Pilots Of Honour
Aeternus.
Posted - 2010.03.09 08:58:00 - [18]
 

I offer one Quafe.

TraininVain
Posted - 2010.03.09 09:11:00 - [19]
 

15m with the freshness seal still on it.

Fornicis
Caldari
APOCALYPSE LEGION
Posted - 2010.03.09 10:00:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: TraininVain
15m with the freshness seal still on it.


WIN! Razz

Malcanis
Caldari
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2010.03.09 10:13:00 - [21]
 

Personally I am hoping that CCP introduce the ability to freeze corpses in Carbonite with Incarna. It would be a nice touch to have a trophy room

Tejal Charu
Posted - 2010.03.09 10:48:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Malcanis
Personally I am hoping that CCP introduce the ability to freeze corpses in Carbonite with Incarna. It would be a nice touch to have a trophy room

Seconded. Or at least just their heads as seen in their avatars. Twisted Evil

Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr
Posted - 2010.03.09 11:21:00 - [23]
 

Damn good idea :)

Then one could freeze Derek Chu's head with his mouth open, nail it to the bathroomwall and use it as a urinal!

For once the meaningless goo would go in, and not out of that crapper YARRRR!!

Compleat Bacon
Posted - 2010.03.09 13:26:00 - [24]
 

Edited by: Compleat Bacon on 09/03/2010 13:26:25
So, each time a female is cloned, is the new body a virgin?

/me leers at the GF.

Or does something happen to the body earlier.....

Diabolick
Posted - 2010.03.09 14:04:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Chicken W1ng
Offering 8m.
Alternatively 3m + one prostitute.


I'll give you 5 mill for the prostitute. Arrange contract in game to this char. I dont give a toss where it is. I have work for her to attend to.

Kage Toshimado
The Logistical Nightmare
Posted - 2010.03.09 14:15:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas
Damn good idea :)

Then one could freeze Derek Chu's head with his mouth open, nail it to the bathroomwall and use it as a urinal!

For once the meaningless goo would go in, and not out of that crapper YARRRR!!


LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Arbiter Reformed
Minmatar
Garnet Resources
Posted - 2010.03.09 17:10:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: TraininVain
15m with the freshness seal still on it.

16

Belkadan
Posted - 2010.03.09 17:21:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: arbiter reformed
Originally by: TraininVain
15m with the freshness seal still on it.

16


14M


amidoinitrite?

Cash Collection
Posted - 2010.03.09 17:37:00 - [29]
 

20 million

db T
SniggWaffe
FREE KARTTOON NOW
Posted - 2010.03.09 18:27:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: db T on 09/03/2010 18:26:55
I'm about 40 off until I'm going to officially announce this, but I might as well hype it up a bit first: I've collected 1000 corpses (almost~) that I will put up on sale. All fully indexed (because I have no life) and categorized by first letter in medium cans. Ohhhyeeeeaaahhhh


Start bidding nao if you want to ugh


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