Disclaimer: I stole this. But I guess that's normal for C&P
A miner, who'd broken the bank
On his hulk - but neglected his tank
minus tens, warped to zero
and combusted our hero
And so taught him the way of the gank
Raged our miner in local "You sod!
That's evil, a crime before God!
You can't pvp,
So instead you kill me!"
Quoth our Pirate, "10 mil, or your pod.."
Then Concord arrived, much delayed
To punish those pilots who'd strayed.
Our piratical crew
Knew their ships' days were though
And the miner was now less dismayed
Said the miner, "See, justice is brisk,
When you hamper rewards without risk"
But the pirates just laughed
In their egg-shaped space raft
"With insurance, we even made isk!"
Said the miner, "I can't hurt a fly
I just wish you'd get cancer and die (in game)
I have rights to your kills,
But it'd just give you thrills,
If I ventured to lowsec to try"
And so, if you're mining-inclined,
learn your lesson, and just stay aligned
Or return to the elves
And roleplay your true selves
A carebear, and rightly maligned.