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Dr Asimov
Amarr
Not going Away
Posted - 2010.01.14 08:34:00 - [31]
 

Funny thing that this came up right after I did some research for a friend.

He wanted to know where the action was and where the next 3-6 months would unfold.

I just gave him some concrete intel which can be found here.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6512/wara.png

Now this intel was simple, I merely checked all the killboards for those alliances concerned.

The black circles representing those who are not directly involved with the major conflicts ATM.
Notice that some alliances are fighting on 2 fronts.

Armchair strategist I am not, but I have been playing since the first year of EvE on various characters and have seen all kinds come and go.

But by far my favorites, since I first saw them come on the scene was Goonswarm.
these scrappy, half ******ed (some fully), with the blobs of frigates in Syndicate took this game by storm! They have been one of the most entertaining alliances in this game since I have been playing. I have flown with them and I have fought them and trust me flying with them is much worse lol (insert various helmet kid jokes here)

Alot of you have heard that in a nuclear holocaust only bees and Cockroaches would survive.

Guess what?

Goons ARE BEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Note: The Cockroaches are IT aka BoB and Triumverate

P.S. If CCP were my company I would focus more on fixing the mechanics than pretty ships AND I would fire any employee found in anyplace other than Jove playing the game.

Tierie
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.01.14 09:08:00 - [32]
 

we leaving?

Anna Valerios
Amarr
Rage and Terror
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2010.01.14 09:42:00 - [33]
 

I would like to point out that he got kicked from IT for posting this terrible idea on their forums.

Petar Quaresma
Caldari
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2010.01.14 09:51:00 - [34]
 

Kill goonfleet

xttz
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.01.14 11:10:00 - [35]
 

I'm kinda looking forward to this.

The first time molle attacked us, he lost his titan and retreated from most of his space empire, ending up holed up in Delve for a year.
Second time he tried to gangbang us with AAA, they spent 2 months making grindingly slow progress at huge cost. That eventually resulted in his alliance disbanding, losing his another titan and then all of his space empire.
I have no idea how we will top that the third time but it sure will be fun to find out.

jm24
Minmatar
CRICE Corp
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.01.14 11:13:00 - [36]
 

Hun Reloaded are basically useless Cockroaches that will live in npc space sending T2 ship gangs to endlessly die to basically any 5 man gang. Black Star Alliance are full of corps from such infamous pvp alliances such as FRONTAL IMPACT, G00DFELLAS, STRIP MINING CLUB. Colour me surprised if these two alliances are the cornerstones of the new fountain defence force.

Crispy Turtle
Minmatar
Trigrams Edge
Posted - 2010.01.14 11:16:00 - [37]
 

Edited by: Crispy Turtle on 14/01/2010 11:23:17
Originally by: xttz
I'm kinda looking forward to this.

The first time molle attacked us, he lost his titan and retreated from most of his space empire, ending up holed up in Delve for a year.
Second time he tried to gangbang us with AAA, they spent 2 months making grindingly slow progress at huge cost. That eventually resulted in his alliance disbanding, losing his another titan and then all of his space empire.
I have no idea how we will top that the third time but it sure will be fun to find out.


The first Bob attacked Goons it was purely to see Goons do something other than ********** over Suas, the second time Suas decided it was best to ermm 'leave' hahaha and so the Mittani tried everyway to be him while losing HUGE amount of space. The third time is when Goons will die as the last 20 active members of Goons are too busy ****ting up forums than actually logging in with their bombers.

Sorry Goons but no allies and no activity means you are dead already but I look forward to your cliché smack in local, cant wait to see those elite fofo z0r chains Rolling Eyes

Good Times!!

Sherringford Hovis
Gallente
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
The KWFL Republic
Posted - 2010.01.14 12:32:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Sir Zzang
Everything needs to die someday, even GoonSwarm.


Is that a promise? Very Happy

Spinalonga
Caldari
Red Tiger Technology
Posted - 2010.01.14 12:40:00 - [39]
 

Originally by: ZOROO
IT (Ex-BOB).


oRly ? didnt know that IT is Ex-BOB.........Rolling Eyes

Lets not call it ex-bob but just IT Alliance, it makes the people who werent in BOB back in that time and now in IT Alliance, feel like a piece of sh*t ExclamationTwisted Evil

Slap Chop
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.01.14 15:00:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: ZOROO
IT/-A-/ Atlas
X
GoonSwarm
Why ?
IT/-A-/ Atlas are capable to kill Goons in a Month by using MAXIMUM DAMAGE strategy.


MAXIMUM DAMAGE
MAXIMUM DAMAGE
MAXIMUM DAMAGE!!!!!!!


HOOOAHYUGFEYUGEDUYGFIBD

Alaxen
Caldari
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2010.01.14 19:10:00 - [41]
 

Zenith Affinity are just as capable of evaccing their assets with Goonswarm help as they are without Goonswarm help.

Shanky McStabber
Minmatar
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.01.14 19:17:00 - [42]
 

Originally by: Alaxen
Zenith Affinity are just as capable of evaccing their assets with Goonswarm help as they are without Goonswarm help.


What assets? All of mine were stolen by a 6 day old newbie.

LifeLines
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.01.14 19:38:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: ZOROO
IT/-A-/ Atlas
X
GoonSwarm
Why ?
IT/-A-/ Atlas are capable to kill Goons in a Month by using MAXIMUM DAMAGE strategy.


at this point im certain that i am being trolled, but still, when alliances are in war, is it ever an objective to inflict low or just moderate damage?

/sun tzu out

Legio Praetor
Amarr
The Green Machine
Posted - 2010.01.14 20:02:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: Moon Kitten
2006: Goonswarm is close to die!
2007: Goonswarm is close to die!
2008: Goonswarm is close to die!
2009: Goonswarm is close to die!
2010: Goonswarm is close to die!


lol


Well much like bad television, corruption, disease and bigotry, goonswine will be impossible to eradicate completely. But we can still work towards that goal. And we will.

LifeLines
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.01.14 20:32:00 - [45]
 

Originally by: Legio Praetor
Originally by: Moon Kitten
2006: Goonswarm is close to die!
2007: Goonswarm is close to die!
2008: Goonswarm is close to die!
2009: Goonswarm is close to die!
2010: Goonswarm is close to die!


lol


Well much like my bad posting, goonswine will be impossible to eradicate completely. But we can still work towards that goal. And we will.


fixed

also, aeternus... why so pretentious?

Legio Praetor
Amarr
The Green Machine
Posted - 2010.01.14 20:58:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: LifeLines


<Useless alt posting>




Pretentious? Im merely expressing the feelings of the majority of the EvE players. We don't like Goonswine. Deal with it.

Tierie
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.01.14 21:01:00 - [47]
 

pigs are actually very clean animals

Teclis van'Dreike
Caldari
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
Posted - 2010.01.14 21:12:00 - [48]
 

Edited by: Teclis van''Dreike on 14/01/2010 21:11:56
Goons suck at Eve.

It's true, I've read CAOD.

Crispy Turtle
Minmatar
Trigrams Edge
Posted - 2010.01.14 21:25:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Tierie
pigs are actually very clean animals


Thats what Goons said about monkeys and then they got AIDs

Tierie
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.01.14 21:29:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: Crispy Turtle
Originally by: Tierie
pigs are actually very clean animals


Thats what Goons said about monkeys and then they got AIDs


haha good one XD

Dianabolic
Gallente
Reikoku
IT Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.14 22:37:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: Slap Chop
Originally by: ZOROO
IT/-A-/ Atlas
X
GoonSwarm
Why ?
IT/-A-/ Atlas are capable to kill Goons in a Month by using MAXIMUM DAMAGE strategy.


MAXIMUM DAMAGE
MAXIMUM DAMAGE
MAXIMUM DAMAGE!!!!!!!


HOOOAHYUGFEYUGEDUYGFIBD


Hi.

We were in the New York Times.

Probably next to a politician that got a hooker preggers.

What have you achieved out of this?

That's what I thought.

Phoenus
Caldari
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2010.01.14 22:45:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Dianabolic
Originally by: Slap Chop
Originally by: ZOROO
IT/-A-/ Atlas
X
GoonSwarm
Why ?
IT/-A-/ Atlas are capable to kill Goons in a Month by using MAXIMUM DAMAGE strategy.


MAXIMUM DAMAGE
MAXIMUM DAMAGE
MAXIMUM DAMAGE!!!!!!!


HOOOAHYUGFEYUGEDUYGFIBD


Hi.

We were in the New York Times.

Probably next to a politician that got a hooker preggers.

What have you achieved out of this?

That's what I thought.


Hai Dianabolica.

You know, if you logged in ingame half as much as you post on CAOD, we might actually be able to lose a fleet or two!

P.S. I want to hear your sexy female tones on Teamspeak more. Very Happy

Dianabolic
Gallente
Reikoku
IT Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.14 22:46:00 - [53]
 

My mangina says no.

Doctor Ungabungas
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.01.14 22:46:00 - [54]
 

Edited by: Doctor Ungabungas on 14/01/2010 22:49:22
Originally by: Slap Chop
Originally by: ZOROO
IT/-A-/ Atlas
X
GoonSwarm
Why ?
IT/-A-/ Atlas are capable to kill Goons in a Month by using MAXIMUM DAMAGE strategy.


MAXIMUM DAMAGE
MAXIMUM DAMAGE
MAXIMUM DAMAGE!!!!!!!


HOOOAHYUGFEYUGEDUYGFIBD


I'm not really feeling it. Is there some way we could maybe add more damage?

Edit: Posting is hard.

LifeLines
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.01.14 23:45:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Legio Praetor
Originally by: LifeLines


<Useless alt posting>




Pretentious? Im merely expressing the feelings of the majority of the EvE players. We don't like Goonswine. Deal with it.


no this char is not an alt.

when did your feelings became the feelings of majority? u completed a research on this subject or what? you are pretentious and arrogant as hell. IT doesnt like its pets either. deal with it. goonswine ... hurr hurr.. hatred over internet, how old are you? :D

Matata Hakuna
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
Posted - 2010.01.14 23:47:00 - [56]
 

Edited by: Matata Hakuna on 14/01/2010 23:47:30
Originally by: Dianabolic


Hi.

We were in the New York Times.

Probably next to a politician that got a hooker preggers.

What have you achieved out of this?

That's what I thought.


So was Tiger Woods, it was so nice while he nailed all those GBC members but when he was caught he lost Delve... I mean his home, and he will never be taken seriously by anyone again. That guy was pretty 1337 but now he is just a guy on medication. Much like you. Quite an achievement.

Goonies are more like Johnny Dep, sweet, mysterious, faithful, crazy and excellent at what we do. NC would be Vanessa Paradis in this case and PL would be our kids. The fact that we never married is same as an unofficial NAP between NC and us.

I think AAA would be Arnold Schwarzenegger - Old, wrinkled, all blown up (full of hot air) and totally incapable of doing anything right and Tri would be Anna Nicole Smith - hot on the outside but dead in the inside.

Yeah, you did well Diana-bol-licky, getting mentioned in the papers is awesome. I once saw an article about a guy who's dingdong gut stuck in a pipe in mainstream media and I immediately thought of you.Laughing

I'm getting a Johnny Dep flies spaceships t-shirt now.Razz

King Dave
Gallente
Raven Dynamics
The Insomniacs
Posted - 2010.01.14 23:51:00 - [57]
 

Originally by: Matata Hakuna

So was Tiger Woods, it was so nice while he nailed all those GBC members but when he was caught he lost Delve... I mean his home, and he will never be taken seriously by anyone again. That guy was pretty 1337 but now he is just a guy on medication. Much like you. Quite an achievement.

Goonies are more like Johnny Dep, sweet, mysterious, faithful, crazy and excellent at what we do. NC would be Vanessa Paradis in this case and PL would be our kids. The fact that we never married is same as an unofficial NAP between NC and us.

I think AAA would be Arnold Schwarzenegger - Old, wrinkled, all blown up (full of hot air) and totally incapable of doing anything right and Tri would be Anna Nicole Smith - hot on the outside but dead in the inside.

Yeah, you did well Diana-bol-licky, getting mentioned in the papers is awesome. I once saw an article about a guy who's dingdong gut stuck in a pipe in mainstream media and I immediately thought of you.Laughing

I'm getting a Johnny Dep flies spaceships t-shirt now.Razz



Your poast.

It is biased...

Cheslovas Ruberoidas
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2010.01.15 00:31:00 - [58]
 

Edited by: Cheslovas Ruberoidas on 15/01/2010 00:33:23
I like the way Zenith Affinity and our dear everyday foes (C0ven, Stain, Sys-K) [Red.Overlord who?!] are mentioned twice. The parties mentioned twice indeed deserve the additional apraisal. GFs longtime, gents ;o)

lord khnrageX
Amarr
Oblivion Chaos Fleet
STEEL BROTHERHOOD
Posted - 2010.01.15 00:56:00 - [59]
 

Edited by: lord khnrageX on 15/01/2010 00:55:54
Complete failure. Not only do you expect these alliances to join and fight for IT's goals you seem to forget that Altas is already gang banging NC with their allies. IT will probably strike when Tau Ceti is dead and the NC are to preoccupied to do anything. Plus you seem to be forgetting about legion of xXxdeathxXx! When the third war has started they will try to take as much space near them as possible. Mabye some of the smaller alliances will take action. But even though they are broke and inactive goons will still put up a fight with the allies near them. Stainwagon will most likely try and take back stain.

Kayl Breinhar
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.01.15 02:16:00 - [60]
 

Edited by: Kayl Breinhar on 15/01/2010 02:17:17
I love the Sycophant Patrol coming out in force, vying for positions in the "future heirarchy." If IT succeeds, Molle's going to attempt to turn conquerable 0.0 into a domain governed like a bad health insurance agreement and you'll all complain you can't have fun anymore (including you, Snotty). So...careful what you wish for.

And as for the Maverick, ANZAC, and other T|Ts (Temporary ITs) - enjoy the feeling of being "part of the team" while you can, since if you succeed, in short order your "best members" are going to be taken from you and you'll be turned into rent-paying pets with the bad health insurance policy or forced back to Empire. You can say I'm lying, but it's what Molle's done for years, and I'm sure he hasn't changed all that much - he never shared Fountain, Delve, Querious, and Period Basis uniformly in the heyday of BoB and you can bet he won't in "the second generation" either. So if that comes to pass, enjoy the high rent fees on top of the cost of owning the space. :)


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