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Trokiel
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:45:00 - [61]
 

The hamsters have indigestion, they farted and refuse to work now.
Very HappyVery Happy

Windjammer
Gallente
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:45:00 - [62]
 

Originally by: SomebodyKickedMyDog
i guess the only problem with a single server environment is running it. Laughing
Best quote I've seen so far on this topic.

Best regards,
Windjammer

Acheron Privaeus
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:45:00 - [63]
 

I don't want to go back in the real world Sad

Tranner
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:45:00 - [64]
 

Oh god i'll have to socialise with the family now!

CCP Explorer

Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 - [65]
 

Due to an issue with our SQL database, Tranquility crashed. Tranquility will be online at 23:00 GMT. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Roemy Schneider
Vanishing Point.
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 - [66]
 

oh hai - it's 2006 again \o/

Br41n
Amarr
Ministry of War
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 - [67]
 

CCP forgot to pay the gas bill,
heaters all stopped functioning,
hamsters froze to death


Tharrn
Amarr
Epitoth Fleet Yards
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 - [68]
 

Edited by: Tharrn on 09/01/2010 22:46:32
'Due to an issue with our SQL database, Tranquility crashed. Tranquility will be online at 23:00 GMT. We apologize for the inconvenience.'

Edit: Buggery, same second :P

Ti'anla
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 - [69]
 

23:00?

Whew, I may be able to save those 5 mil's worth of probes yet >.>

Wayson
Minmatar
Sigma Affiliates
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 - [70]
 

Originally by: Acheron Privaeus
I don't want to go back in the real world Sad


Take the blue pill!

Enkilil
Minmatar
Thirteen Ninety Three
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 - [71]
 

Originally by: Steijn

wouldnt you have thought that with this problem having appeared god knows how many times since you implemented SQL, that you would have fixed it by now?


You realize that would take precious time away from painting your ships jungle camo and other assorted projects nobody wants, right?

Seriously... You're a loose cannon, man.

sxndy
Gallente
Spiritus Draconis
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:46:00 - [72]
 

Edited by: sxndy on 09/01/2010 22:46:53
i demand to be entertained by topless chicks

Johnny Yakuza
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:47:00 - [73]
 

Must be alot of happy podlets in Geminate right now, yesssirreeee...


Laminar Septimar
Gallente
Jelly Kings
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:47:00 - [74]
 

Edited by: Laminar Septimar on 09/01/2010 22:48:58
CCP reported :" The Hamsters are working on it!"

fibago
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:47:00 - [75]
 

and of course this happens just when i unplug the phone and store hamster food and get ready for an eve week end

Zeomebuch Nova
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:47:00 - [76]
 

Originally by: Steijn
Edited by: Steijn on 09/01/2010 22:39:11
Ive was kicked about 10-15 mins ago and cant get back on......anyone else with same problem?

EDIT: I hope CCP dont try and fob us off with the usual 'database issues' comment.


you just got databased.

Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:48:00 - [77]
 

Confirming that an AAA titan activated its MWD and accidentally the server.

Rebeldad
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 - [78]
 

Sigh just bought the game yesterday and love it so far. Are saturdays or other high volume time an issue for us?

BBQlighter
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 - [79]
 

haha - perhaps CCP should think about creating something like this ;) http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/ITAPPMONROBOT.aspx

Ath'daru
Minmatar
Jazz Associates
Imajiaca
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 - [80]
 

they need to upgrade from MySQL to Oracle imho YARRRR!!

Dusteater
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 - [81]
 

Originally by: Soi Mala
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE


..you raaaang?

saska facelift
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 - [82]
 

i would ask for my money back but this is iceland were talking about. countless govts have tried what chance have i got

Murzi Ka
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 - [83]
 

argh... noo... the baby just finaly fell asleep! I want to play!!

Steijn
Minmatar
Quay Industries
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:49:00 - [84]
 

Originally by: Enkilil
Originally by: Steijn

wouldnt you have thought that with this problem having appeared god knows how many times since you implemented SQL, that you would have fixed it by now?


You realize that would take precious time away from painting your ships jungle camo and other assorted projects nobody wants, right?

Seriously... You're a loose cannon, man.


when youve lost a ship to a previous DB crash and not been reimbursed, I think that gives you the entitlement to moan when the problem still exists weeks later.

Synceriti
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:50:00 - [85]
 

I blame this on some gank group being to large getting ready to gank a few hulks and Hulkageddon. Remember guys "If you're planning a large fleet fight, let CCP know ahead of time by filling out the fleet fight notification form."

Ganking hulks for a silly compatition does not count you out of this :p

No Homo
Gallente
Big Heart Industries
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:50:00 - [86]
 

drop table connections;

kicka
Amarr
FIRESTORM INC
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:50:00 - [87]
 

thats the lastime i say anything funny on vent with you in there saska

Windjammer
Gallente
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:50:00 - [88]
 

Originally by: CCP Explorer
Due to an issue with our SQL database, Tranquility crashed. Tranquility will be online at 23:00 GMT. We apologize for the inconvenience.
See? They really do care. I feel a lot better now. How about you?

Ghengis Tia
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:50:00 - [89]
 

Some may think this was caused by a 800+ fleet simul-warping into Geminate, but it was really caused by my shuttle jumping to Dresi. Sorry for the inconvenience, folks.....

Trokiel
Posted - 2010.01.09 22:51:00 - [90]
 

SQL?? Does that mean CCP went from hamsters to using SQUIRRELS???


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